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In [35]:

import pandas as pd
from dateutil import parser
from sklearn.preprocessing import LabelEncoder
from time import time
import numpy as np
import scipy as sp
from sklearn.feature_extraction.text import TfidfVectorizer
from sklearn.naive_bayes import MultinomialNB
from sklearn.decomposition import TruncatedSVD
from sklearn.svm import SVC
from sklearn.linear_model import SGDClassifier
from sklearn.utils import shuffle
from sklearn.cross_validation import train_test_split
from sklearn.grid_search import GridSearchCV
from sklearn.cross_validation import cross_val_score
from sklearn.ensemble import ExtraTreesClassifier
import re
from HTMLParser import HTMLParser
from Stemmer import Stemmer

In [29]:

tic = time()
data = pd.read_csv('data/sentiment.csv', 
            names=['polarity', 'id', 'date', 'query', 'user', 'text'])
print 'loading data using', time() - tic
"""
tic = time()
data['date'] = map(parser.parse, data['date'])
print 'parsing date using', time() - tic
"""
tic = time()
labeller = LabelEncoder()
data['polarity'] = labeller.fit_transform(data['polarity'])
print 'labelling polarity using', time() - tic

loading data using 4.87800216675
labelling polarity using 0.187450885773

In [30]:

texts = np.array(data.text)
labels = np.array(data.polarity)
print texts.shape, labels.shape

(1600000,) (1600000,)

In [31]:

texts, labels = shuffle(texts, labels)
texts, labels = texts[:100000], labels[:100000]

In [32]:

## customized tokenizer, dont care about url, but need to capture 
## smiley faces
def tokenizer(doc):
    ## remove url and user tag
    url_pat = re.compile(r'http(s?)://[\w./]+')
    user_pat = re.compile(r'@\w+')
    doc = url_pat.sub('', doc)
    doc = user_pat.sub('', doc)
    ## unescapge HTML
    h = HTMLParser()
    doc = h.unescape(doc)
    ## smiley faces
    smiley_faces = {
        ' HAPPY ': [':-)', ':)', ':o)', ':]', ':3', ':c)',':>', 
              '=]', '8)', '=)', ':}', ':^)', ':-))',
              ':-D', ':D', '8-D', '8D', 'x-D', 'xD' 'X-D', 
              'XD', '=-D', '=D', '=-3', '=3', 'B^D', ]
        , ' SAD ': ['>:[', ':-(', ':(',  ':-c', ':c', ':-<', ':<', ':-[', 
              ':[', ':{', ';(']
        , ' ANGERY ': [':-||', ':@', '>:(']
        , ' CRYING ': [":'-(", ":'("]
        , ' HAPPY_TEARS ': ":'-) :')".split()
        , ' DISGUST ': "D:< D: D8 D; D= DX v.v D-':".split()
        , ' SURPRISE ': ">:O :-O :O 8-0".split()
        , ' KISS ': ":* :^* ( '}{' )".split()
        , ' WINK ': ";-) ;) *-) *) ;-] ;] ;D ;^) :-,".split()
        , ' CHEEKY ': ">:P :-P :P X-P x-p xp XP :-p :p =p :-b :b".split()
        , ' ANOYED ': ">:\ >:/ :-/ :-. :/ :\ =/ =\ :L =L :S >.<".split()
        , ' HEART ': ['<3']
        , ' BROKEN_HEART ': ['</3']
    }
    for emotion, symbols in smiley_faces.items():
        for symbol in symbols:
            #print symbol
            doc = doc.replace(symbol, emotion)
    ## word abbrevation
    abbrevs = [
         (r'\br\b', 'are')
        ,(r'\bu\b', "you")
        ,(r'\bhaha\b', 'ha')
        ,(r'\bhahaha\b', 'ha')
        ,(r'\bdont\b', 'do not')
        ,(r"\bdon't\b", 'do not')
        ,(r'\bdoesnt\b', 'does not')
        ,(r"\bdoesn't\b", 'does not')
        ,(r'\bdidnt\b', 'did not')
        ,(r"\bdidn't\b", 'did not')
        ,(r'\bhasnt\b', 'has not')
        ,(r"\bhasn't\b", 'has not')
        ,(r'\bhavent\b', 'have not')
        ,(r"\bhaven't\b", 'have not')
        ,(r'\bhadnt\b', 'had not')
        ,(r"\bhadn't\b", 'had not')
        ,(r'\bwont\b', 'will not')
        ,(r"\bwon't\b", 'will not')
        ,(r'\bwouldnt\b', 'would not')
        ,(r"\bwouldn't\b", 'would not')
        ,(r'\bcannt\b', 'can not')
        ,(r"\bcan't\b", 'do not')
        ,(r"\bcannot\b", 'do not')
    ]
    ## capture word pattern
    word_pat = re.compile(r"\b[A-Za-z][a-zA-Z]+\b")
    tokens = word_pat.findall(doc)
    ## num aware
    tokens = ["NUM" if t[0] in '0123456789' else t for t in tokens]
    ## normalize by removing duplicates
    tokens = [re.sub(r'([a-z])\1+', r'\1', t) for t in tokens]
    ## stemming
    stemmer = Stemmer('english')
    tokens = map(stemmer.stemWord, tokens)
    return tokens

vectorizer = TfidfVectorizer(min_df = 5, max_df = 1.0, 
                             ngram_range=(1, 1),
                             decode_error='ignore',
                             tokenizer=tokenizer,  
                             stop_words = 'english', 
                             sublinear_tf = True)
%time X = vectorizer.fit_transform(texts)
print X.shape

CPU times: user 22.3 s, sys: 352 ms, total: 22.7 s
Wall time: 22.5 s
(100000, 7811)

In [33]:

vectorizer.get_feature_names()[:100]

Out[33]:

[u'ANGERi',
 u'ANOYED',
 u'CHEEKi',
 u'CRYING',
 u'HAPPi',
 u'HEART',
 u'KISS',
 u'SAD',
 u'WINK',
 u'ab',
 u'aba',
 u'abandon',
 u'abc',
 u'abe',
 u'aber',
 u'abi',
 u'abil',
 u'abit',
 u'abl',
 u'aboard',
 u'abort',
 u'abov',
 u'absent',
 u'absolut',
 u'abt',
 u'abus',
 u'ac',
 u'academ',
 u'academi',
 u'ace',
 u'acent',
 u'acept',
 u'aces',
 u'ach',
 u'achi',
 u'achiev',
 u'acid',
 u'acidentali',
 u'ack',
 u'acomod',
 u'acompani',
 u'acomplish',
 u'acord',
 u'acount',
 u'acoust',
 u'acquir',
 u'acro',
 u'act',
 u'action',
 u'activ',
 u'actor',
 u'actr',
 u'actual',
 u'actuali',
 u'acur',
 u'ad',
 u'ada',
 u'adam',
 u'adapt',
 u'ade',
 u'adelaid',
 u'adi',
 u'adict',
 u'adida',
 u'adit',
 u'adjust',
 u'admin',
 u'administr',
 u'admir',
 u'admit',
 u'adob',
 u'adopt',
 u'ador',
 u'adr',
 u'adrenalin',
 u'adres',
 u'aduh',
 u'adult',
 u'advanc',
 u'advantag',
 u'adventur',
 u'advert',
 u'advertis',
 u'advic',
 u'advil',
 u'advis',
 u'ae',
 u'af',
 u'afair',
 u'afect',
 u'afili',
 u'aford',
 u'afraid',
 u'africa',
 u'african',
 u'aft',
 u'afternon',
 u'afterparti',
 u'afterward',
 u'aftr']

In [10]:

XX, yy, texts = shuffle(X, labels, texts)

train_X, test_X, train_y, test_y, train_texts, test_texts = train_test_split(XX, yy, texts, test_size = 0.3)
print train_X.shape, test_X.shape
print train_y.shape, test_y.shape

(70000, 7816) (30000, 7816)
(70000,) (30000,)

Classification with MNB with full set of features¶

In [11]:

mnb = MultinomialNB()
mnb.fit(train_X, train_y)
print mnb.score(test_X, test_y)

0.751

LSA¶

In [12]:

## LSA
lsa = TruncatedSVD(n_components=200, random_state=0, )
%time lsa.fit(XX)

CPU times: user 19.9 s, sys: 4.52 s, total: 24.5 s
Wall time: 14.8 s

Out[12]:

TruncatedSVD(algorithm='randomized', n_components=200, n_iterations=5,
       random_state=0, tol=0.0)

In [57]:

features = np.asarray(vectorizer.get_feature_names())
for i in range(lsa.components_.shape[0]):
    print features[lsa.components_[i].argsort()[:-30:-1]]

[u'god' u'day' u'thank' u'work' u'just' u'love' u'al' u'today' u'like'
 u'morn' u'time' u'know' u'don' u'want' u'reali' u'lol' u'night' u'got'
 u'oh' u'KISS' u'hope' u'se' u'im' u'wel' u'wil' u'think' u'home' u'fel'
 u'great']
[u'thank' u'folow' u'folowfriday' u'aw' u'apreci' u'f' u'veri' u'hey'
 u'recomend' u'shout' u'share' u'retwet' u'awesom' u'check' u'link'
 u'great' u'help' u'kind' u'sweti' u'hi' u'suport' u'coment' u'babe' u'sir'
 u'advic' u'mention' u'honey' u'hun' u'hug']
[u'god' u'morn' u'luck' u'night' u'everyon' u'sound' u'hope' u'world'
 u'afternon' u'hear' u'oh' u'bles' u'lost' u'preti' u'news' u'pleas' u'far'
 u'everybodi' u'cofe' u'mod' u'point' u'twep' u'beauti' u'sunshin' u'help'
 u'nite' u'choic' u'veri' u'mornin']
[u'work' u'day' u'god' u'morn' u'thank' u'today' u'tomorow' u'readi'
 u'hour' u'wekend' u'til' u'luck' u'gete' u'mother' u'earli' u'stuck'
 u'anoth' u'beauti' u'monday' u'tire' u'link' u'long' u'bo' u'sunday'
 u'night' u'bore' u'busi' u'late' u'saturday']
[u'day' u'love' u'hapi' u'al' u'mother' u'today' u'great' u'schol' u'long'
 u'birthday' u'beauti' u'anoth' u'nice' u'enjoy' u'hope' u'mis' u'ben'
 u'father' u'sumer' u'tomorow' u'rain' u'raini' u'mom' u'everyon' u'suni'
 u'onli' u'spend' u'busi' u'beach']
[u'love' u'work' u'god' u'morn' u'song' u'movi' u'HEART' u'night' u'new'
 u'mis' u'weather' u'x' u'amaz' u'friend' u'life' u'gota' u'guy' u'luck'
 u'awesom' u'ya' u'aw' u'famili' u'music' u'album' u'best' u'girl' u'swet'
 u'sunday' u'absolut']
[u'just' u'got' u'home' u'watch' u'woke' u'twiter' u'night' u'time'
 u'finish' u'new' u'slep' u'saw' u'hour' u've' u'bed' u'gete' u'lost'
 u'finali' u'left' u'came' u'im' u'wish' u'yay' u'start' u'realiz' u'KISS'
 u'morn' u'read' u'readi']
[u'just' u'want' u'know' u'don' u'day' u'love' u'god' u'work' u'got'
 u'morn' u'thank' u'dont' u'let' u'woke' u'whi' u'mother' u'doesn' u'reali'
 u'wana' u'hapi' u'anymor' u'bad' u'beauti' u'finish' u'anyon' u'saw'
 u'mean' u'realiz' u'sim']
[u'want' u'today' u'reali' u'home' u'se' u'mis' u'slep' u'tomorow' u'come'
 u'schol' u'KISS' u'wait' u'wish' u'watch' u'bed' u'morn' u'night' u'tire'
 u'tonight' u'bore' u'thank' u'movi' u'sick' u'leav' u'got' u'wana' u'bad'
 u'love' u'exam']
[u'KISS' u'know' u'day' u'want' u'just' u'don' u'folow' u'work' u'twiter'
 u'god' u'let' u'l' u'hapi' u'morn' u'wait' u'say' u'wil' u'live' u'se'
 u'hey' u'tomorow' u'mother' u'mean' u'whi' u'pleas' u'hi' u'twet' u'com'
 u'birthday']
[u'mis' u'know' u'wil' u'time' u'al' u'se' u'night' u'l' u'im' u'home'
 u'wait' u'come' u'tomorow' u'alreadi' u'friend' u'sad' u'lol' u'gona'
 u'oh' u'tonight' u'babi' u'wish' u'let' u'just' u'bed' u'work' u'watch'
 u'twiter' u'aw']
[u'today' u'mis' u'know' u'KISS' u'just' u'got' u'morn' u'alreadi' u'fele'
 u'god' u'gona' u'sad' u'fel' u'babi' u'im' u'thank' u'veri' u'schol'
 u'rain' u'weather' u'don' u'woke' u'beter' u'aw' u'lot' u'birthday' u'let'
 u'home' u'litl']
[u'mis' u'like' u'want' u'KISS' u'reali' u'day' u'fel' u'god' u'work'
 u'lok' u'sound' u'just' u'don' u'alreadi' u'friend' u'babi' u'doesn' u'aw'
 u'gona' u'thank' u'make' u'hate' u'guy' u'bad' u'cri' u'shit' u'old' u'im'
 u'sick']
[u'oh' u'lol' u'wel' u'want' u'im' u'sori' u'day' u'reali' u'folow' u'yeah'
 u'se' u'aw' u'yes' u'work' u'haha' u'sad' u'bore' u'nice' u'wait' u'hope'
 u'did' u'twiter' u'ok' u'man' u'hey' u'god' u'dear' u'suck' u'hear']
[u'twiter' u'folow' u'al' u'morn' u'today' u'lol' u'new' u'hey' u'se'
 u'friend' u'mis' u'want' u'peopl' u'welcom' u'twet' u'everyon' u'use'
 u'like' u'tri' u'wil' u'whi' u'updat' u'ben' u'hi' u'phone' u'com' u'ad'
 u'pleas' u'helo']
[u'oh' u'se' u'time' u'just' u'mis' u'wil' u'wel' u'hope' u'like' u'want'
 u'wait' u'l' u'don' u'great' u'morn' u'work' u'lok' u'new' u'son' u'today'
 u'yes' u'wek' u'nice' u'sound' u'beter' u'awesom' u'yeah' u'dear' u'al']
[u'al' u'oh' u'wel' u'mis' u'slep' u'night' u'want' u'KISS' u'reali'
 u'fele' u'morn' u'fel' u'tire' u'sick' u'don' u'bed' u'bad' u'whi'
 u'today' u'hope' u'just' u'im' u'hurt' u'got' u'ben' u'beter' u'hate'
 u'love' u'suck']
[u'time' u'lol' u'today' u'want' u'mis' u'think' u'don' u'long' u'day'
 u'great' u'yeah' u'love' u'bad' u'did' u'yes' u'ben' u'KISS' u'god'
 u'just' u'spend' u've' u'bed' u'alway' u'thank' u'funi' u'watch' u'lunch'
 u'tri' u'actuali']
[u'reali' u'twiter' u'time' u'folow' u'sad' u'im' u'wish' u'think' u'ned'
 u'sori' u'make' u'bad' u'suck' u'hapi' u'bore' u'new' u'oh' u'whi'
 u'friend' u'right' u'sick' u'tire' u'day' u'use' u'hey' u'peopl' u'gete'
 u'stil' u'aw']
[u'wish' u'al' u'reali' u'lol' u'se' u'just' u'aw' u'know' u'hapi' u'fun'
 u'luck' u'KISS' u'birthday' u'work' u'hope' u'didn' u'best' u'time'
 u'friend' u'great' u'today' u'did' u'ben' u'right' u'mother' u'say' u'sad'
 u'god' u'play']
[u'wish' u'home' u'oh' u'folow' u'twiter' u'time' u'want' u'like' u'night'
 u'got' u'today' u'pleas' u'know' u'god' u'mis' u'new' u'friend' u'luck'
 u'day' u'fun' u'lost' u'welcom' u'come' u'help' u'whi' u'alreadi'
 u'finali' u'schol' u'sound']
[u'night' u'reali' u'know' u'se' u'twiter' u'great' u'got' u'slep' u'today'
 u'folow' u'like' u'mis' u'oh' u'bed' u'tomorow' u'wait' u'fun' u'new'
 u'awesom' u'hey' u'nice' u'KISS' u'late' u'tonight' u'sound' u'day'
 u'movi' u'let' u'lok']
[u'home' u'reali' u'time' u'al' u'know' u'got' u'come' u'sad' u'hope'
 u'folow' u'pleas' u'bore' u'wait' u'way' u'god' u'new' u'bad' u'lost'
 u'ned' u'help' u'mise' u'suck' u'fel' u'veri' u'fele' u'wel' u'ben'
 u'beter' u'aw']
[u'im' u'sad' u'like' u'oh' u'se' u'al' u'time' u'wait' u'watch' u'know'
 u'today' u'bore' u'want' u'gona' u'whi' u'movi' u'god' u'stil' u'haha'
 u'dont' u'lok' u'yeah' u'thank' u'excit' u'just' u'new' u'sound' u'yes'
 u'tire']
[u'morn' u'slep' u'know' u'wel' u'wish' u'got' u'like' u'tomorow' u'stil'
 u'time' u'tire' u'earli' u'want' u'everyon' u'bed' u'twiter' u'wait' u'oh'
 u'great' u'schol' u'hour' u'hate' u'readi' u'wake' u'monday' u'thank'
 u'ugh' u'woke' u'im']
[u'reali' u'think' u'oh' u'al' u'wait' u'don' u'got' u'home' u'ned' u'se'
 u'morn' u'wish' u'slep' u'l' u'wana' u'yeah' u've' u'like' u'ben' u'lol'
 u'day' u'tomorow' u'new' u'hour' u'rain' u'nice' u'thank' u'lok' u'wek']
[u'sad' u'morn' u'whi' u'don' u'make' u'night' u'aw' u'home' u'hapi'
 u'twiter' u'oh' u'got' u'watch' u'se' u'veri' u'lol' u'mise' u'did' u'fun'
 u'wana' u'hate' u'movi' u'leav' u'birthday' u'face' u'cri' u'great'
 u'didn' u'bad']
[u'wil' u'sad' u'watch' u'make' u'night' u'want' u'slep' u'like' u'morn'
 u'yes' u'know' u'come' u'tomorow' u'folow' u'oh' u'sure' u'tri' u'onli'
 u'reali' u'veri' u'yeah' u'movi' u'rain' u'fun' u'lok' u'ned' u'new'
 u'tonight' u'whi']
[u'folow' u'slep' u'stil' u'got' u'whi' u'fel' u'sad' u'tomorow' u'wel'
 u'wait' u'bad' u'aw' u'god' u'ned' u'se' u'hour' u'hate' u'onli' u'schol'
 u'fele' u'beter' u'wish' u'day' u've' u'sick' u'hurt' u'ugh' u'tire'
 u'luck']
[u'folow' u'great' u'morn' u'night' u'watch' u'don' u'hey' u'just' u'reali'
 u'home' u'everyon' u'hope' u'fun' u'come' u'wekend' u'hapi' u'im' u'pleas'
 u'peopl' u'friday' u'wait' u'l' u'birthday' u'oh' u'movi' u'awesom'
 u'wana' u'ned' u'bore']
[u'hapi' u'got' u'birthday' u'stil' u'mother' u'think' u'make' u'new'
 u'want' u'right' u've' u'yeah' u'great' u'veri' u'folow' u'yes' u'god'
 u'awesom' u'hey' u'like' u'lok' u'know' u'mom' u'yay' u'did' u'haha'
 u'thing' u'monday' u'finali']
[u'hapi' u'slep' u'don' u'tomorow' u'birthday' u'just' u'twiter' u'se'
 u'whi' u'wel' u'wil' u'home' u'tire' u'time' u'mother' u'lol' u'reali'
 u'wana' u'today' u'make' u'bed' u'schol' u'bore' u'oh' u'ned' u'hour'
 u'god' u'fel' u'hate']
[u'stil' u'watch' u'wait' u'new' u'ned' u'twiter' u'movi' u'whi' u'wel'
 u'make' u'come' u'fel' u'great' u'sick' u'fele' u'know' u'hope' u'hate'
 u'rain' u'yeah' u'want' u'beter' u'hapi' u'ben' u'did' u'thing' u'veri'
 u'think' u'tri']
[u'don' u'wel' u'got' u'watch' u'im' u'sad' u'hope' u'wil' u'great' u'new'
 u'movi' u'fun' u'wish' u'twiter' u'veri' u'bore' u'tomorow' u'schol'
 u'tonight' u'hey' u've' u'wana' u'wekend' u'like' u'excit' u'fele' u'yay'
 u'wek' u'nice']
[u'wel' u'sad' u'think' u'se' u'slep' u'home' u'know' u'like' u'veri'
 u'want' u'wish' u'l' u'make' u'great' u'fele' u'dont' u'let' u'lok' u'yes'
 u'stil' u'mis' u'just' u'love' u'hey' u'didn' u'tri' u'sound' u'folow'
 u'nice']
[u'stil' u'wil' u'great' u'don' u'night' u'whi' u'im' u'wait' u'just'
 u'rain' u'wekend' u'sick' u'oh' u'did' u'sori' u'bore' u'hate' u'lol'
 u'say' u'mise' u'se' u'hurt' u'long' u'reali' u'ben' u'time' u'wek'
 u'fele' u'woke']
[u'whi' u'wel' u'aw' u'slep' u'did' u'watch' u'like' u'haha' u'home' u'wil'
 u'nice' u'say' u'reali' u'hey' u'lok' u'yes' u'se' u'veri' u'think'
 u'movi' u'hapi' u'sound' u'tri' u'fele' u'doe' u'suck' u'yeah' u'day'
 u'peopl']
[u'whi' u'great' u'slep' u'hope' u'se' u'fel' u'did' u'im' u'beter' u'got'
 u'oh' u'wish' u'hate' u'wekend' u'bad' u'right' u'yes' u'make' u'sick'
 u'hey' u'bore' u'twiter' u'mis' u'doe' u'dont' u'think' u'alway' u'ugh'
 u'watch']
[u'come' u'wait' u'tomorow' u'new' u'great' u'sad' u'ned' u'schol' u'hope'
 u'l' u'whi' u'slep' u'wekend' u'wek' u'fun' u'yes' u'aw' u'lok' u'god'
 u'friend' u'exam' u'sumer' u'song' u'til' u'start' u'don' u'sound' u'did'
 u'luck']
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 u'gona']
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 u'sure' u'got' u'wil' u'wel' u'bore' u'home' u'wish' u'lok' u'night'
 u'today' u'lol' u'til' u'want' u'oh' u'time' u'like' u'know' u'hour'
 u'day']
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[u'yes' u'nice' u'veri' u'hey' u'new' u'l' u'bore' u'did' u'aw' u'tire'
 u'bad' u'welcom' u'say' u'fel' u'bed' u'reali' u'ben' u'wait' u'gete'
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 u'fun' u'think' u'hear' u'right' u'stil' u'welcom' u'wil' u'talk' u'want'
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 u'best' u'fun']
[u'hate' u'bore' u'bad' u'new' u'yeah' u'right' u'rain' u'yes' u'hey'
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 u'gete' u'noth' u'sinc' u'head' u'rain' u'year' u'headach' u'start'
 u'like' u'night']
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 u'godnight' u'lok' u'come']
[u'friend' u'gete' u'readi' u'awesom' u'best' u'tonight' u'bed' u'veri'
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 u'schol' u'hear' u'suck']
[u'did' u'friend' u'hate' u'best' u'say' u'tri' u'thing' u'fel' u'hurt'
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 u'hope' u'sad' u'tonight' u'birthday' u'didn' u'leav' u'year' u'awesom'
 u'hapen' u'wil']
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 u'great' u'sick' u'lok' u'sinc']
[u'right' u'way' u'awesom' u'bed' u'tri' u'ben' u'friend' u'thing' u've'
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 u'beter' u've' u'loke' u'birthday' u'parti' u'anoth' u'hous' u'away'
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 u'lok' u'didn' u'morn']
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 u'song' u'hour']
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 u'sick' u've' u'lok' u'excit' u'parti' u'tomorow' u'welcom' u'night'
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 u'damn' u'year' u'lost']
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 u'finali' u'wow' u'anoth' u'omg']
[u'awesom' u'way' u'suck' u'rain' u'veri' u'fel' u'lok' u'tri' u'mise'
 u'pleas' u'schol' u'sure' u'im' u'gete' u'beter' u'slep' u'preti' u'col'
 u'long' u'fun' u'readi' u'help' u'watch' u'wish' u'tomorow' u'game'
 u'bore' u'man' u'guy']
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 u'make' u'slep' u'come' u'gete' u'earli' u'son' u'omg' u'ben' u'like' u'l'
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 u'don']
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 u'right' u'awesom' u'lok' u'twiter' u'tomorow' u'l' u'sad' u'time' u'gete'
 u'guy' u'pleas' u'wil' u'wel' u'ugh' u'headach' u'watch' u'new' u've'
 u'finali' u'haha']
[u'sick' u'schol' u'hurt' u'rain' u'fele' u'tri' u'veri' u'dont' u'wana'
 u'head' u'sound' u'pleas' u'sumer' u'awesom' u'way' u'beter' u'bed' u'guy'
 u'great' u'lok' u'help' u'hear' u'col' u'eat' u'wait' u'ben' u'ugh'
 u'slep' u'enjoy']
[u'wekend' u'thing' u'veri' u'schol' u'yay' u'onli' u'sick' u'say' u'dont'
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 u'monday' u'por']
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 u'hear' u'fele' u'bad' u'year' u'rain' u'haha' u'bore' u'sure' u'sad'
 u'let' u'enjoy' u'ur' u'cold' u'like' u'beter' u'yay' u'hapi' u'nice'
 u'sun' u'life']
[u'yay' u'hate' u'guy' u'tri' u'veri' u'twet' u'fel' u'suck' u'bed'
 u'finali' u'exam' u'right' u'did' u'movi' u'hey' u'sumer' u'life' u'stil'
 u'great' u'ah' u'son' u'ben' u'finish' u'think' u'whi' u'help' u'fun'
 u'studi' u'lok']
[u'yay' u'thing' u'fele' u'sick' u'tire' u'welcom' u'onli' u'beter' u'glad'
 u'let' u'rain' u'hear' u'finali' u'bad' u'alway' u'phone' u'bore' u'talk'
 u'say' u'sure' u'man' u'por' u'awesom' u'great' u'hapen' u'preti' u'babi'
 u'kep' u'litl']
[u'hurt' u'yay' u'say' u'wekend' u'head' u'everyon' u'fele' u'beter'
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 u'hi' u'listen' u'cute' u'loke']
[u'fele' u'thing' u'beter' u'hurt' u'head' u'son' u'movi' u'suck' u'col'
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 u'schol' u'folow' u'hapi' u'headach']
[u'pleas' u'twet' u'guy' u'onli' u'hurt' u'help' u'hour' u'thing' u'lost'
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[u'onli' u'hour' u'hurt' u'everyon' u'left' u'exam' u'head' u'awesom'
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[u'twet' u'everyon' u'use' u'gona' u'schol' u'com' u'godnight' u'w' u'ad'
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 u'movi' u'col' u'bad']
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 u'earli' u'fel' u'hope' u'eat' u'bore' u'damn' u'gue' u'mean' u'head'
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[u'everyon' u'guy' u'son' u'lok' u'play' u'godnight' u'col' u'beter' u'use'
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 u'game']
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 u'best' u'ugh' u'earli' u'thing' u'alreadi' u'late' u'ani' u've' u'sure'
 u'col' u'check' u'anoth' u'luck' u'finish' u'phone' u'use' u'sound' u'til'
 u'end' u'exam' u'man']
[u'guy' u'didn' u'fele' u'twet' u'talk' u'glad' u'long' u'damn' u'eat'
 u'thing' u'wekend' u'col' u'hear' u'wana' u'say' u'tonight' u'folow'
 u'gue' u'ya' u'rain' u'hot' u'way' u'enjoy' u'new' u'fel' u'someth'
 u'watch' u'noth' u'famili']
[u'guy' u'fele' u'godnight' u'everyon' u'hour' u'ugh' u'hope' u'long' u've'
 u'hi' u'dont' u'excit' u'say' u'fel' u'monday' u'ya' u'litl' u'readi'
 u'luck' u'alreadi' u'earli' u'did' u'por' u'ned' u'song' u'wow' u'veri'
 u'l' u'gona']
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 u'late' u'headach' u'monday' u'exam' u'son' u'glad' u'listen' u'check'
 u'studi' u'hear' u'someon' u'enjoy' u'sure' u'damn' u'job' u'song'
 u'sound' u'cute' u'man' u'tel']
[u'son' u'hour' u'beter' u'long' u'lok' u'talk' u'man' u'everyon' u'hapen'
 u'twet' u'guy' u'helo' u'glad' u'alreadi' u'tri' u'thing' u'pleas' u'ugh'
 u'headach' u'sick' u'movi' u'late' u'pictur' u'anoth' u'great' u'didn'
 u'woke' u'left' u'gone']
[u'col' u'hour' u'start' u'sumer' u'ah' u'son' u'guy' u'man' u'phone'
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 u'head' u'enjoy' u'HEART' u'weather' u'alway' u'earli' u'watch' u'loke'
 u'luck' u'wana' u'helo']
[u'lok' u'ugh' u'ok' u'loke' u'wana' u'talk' u'alway' u'forward' u'enjoy'
 u'start' u'godnight' u'eat' u'earli' u'preti' u'glad' u'year' u'cute'
 u'girl' u'guy' u'peopl' u'clean' u'woke' u'hour' u'life' u'mean' u'finali'
 u'omg' u've' u'hi']
[u'movi' u'talk' u'peopl' u'dont' u'sure' u'finali' u'fele' u'ok' u'start'
 u'ah' u'lot' u'head' u'hear' u'year' u'sumer' u'didn' u'leav' u'phone'
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 u'exam' u'son']
[u'play' u'let' u'movi' u'phone' u'talk' u'loke' u'wana' u'girl' u'won'
 u'forward' u'best' u'game' u'damn' u'gona' u'bo' u'schol' u'doesn' u'hot'
 u'lost' u'cal' u'hour' u'sure' u'babi' u'headach' u'ben' u'veri'
 u'godnight' u'hurt' u'cri']
[u'peopl' u'alreadi' u'wana' u'excit' u'sumer' u'omg' u'talk' u'help'
 u'best' u'HEART' u'exam' u'godnight' u'hear' u've' u'long' u'everyon'
 u'year' u'parti' u'leav' u'glad' u'sound' u'kep' u'cold' u'ah' u'amaz'
 u'becaus' u'hot' u'ur' u'won']
[u'alreadi' u'loke' u'play' u'noth' u'phone' u'son' u'forward' u'peopl'
 u'enjoy' u'fele' u'head' u'game' u'dont' u'life' u'sun' u'birthday'
 u'sumer' u'ugh' u'hi' u'year' u'fel' u'check' u'wow' u'headach' u'col'
 u'parti' u'away' u'hot' u'hear']
[u'ok' u'leav' u'sure' u'let' u'son' u'headach' u'fele' u'sound' u'wow'
 u'alreadi' u'fel' u'cold' u'preti' u've' u'amaz' u'exam' u'year' u'pleas'
 u'enjoy' u'earli' u'monday' u'readi' u'babi' u'anoth' u'later' u'song'
 u'gue' u'x' u'won']

In [13]:

train_lsa_X = lsa.transform(train_X)
test_lsa_X = lsa.transform(test_X)

In [14]:

sgd = SGDClassifier(loss='log', penalty='l2', )
alphas = [1e-7, 3e-7, 1e-6, 3e-6, 1e-5, 3e-5, 1e-4, 3e-4, 1e-3, 3e-3, 1e-2, ]
for alpha in alphas:
    sgd.set_params(alpha = alpha)
    scores = cross_val_score(sgd, train_lsa_X, train_y, cv = 5)
    print alpha, np.mean(scores), np.std(scores)

1e-07 0.6575 0.00786064856856
3e-07 0.663214285714 0.0332217656708
1e-06 0.679842857143 0.0316649680891
3e-06 0.679242857143 0.0232790349754
1e-05 0.698671428571 0.00714222854377
3e-05 0.707371428571 0.00228856964509
0.0001 0.708042857143 0.0010753262438
0.0003 0.707114285714 0.00127903024489
0.001 0.703771428571 0.00181962095178
0.003 0.698542857143 0.00219582163507
0.01 0.687471428571 0.00453525869478

In [15]:

sgd.set_params(alpha = 1e-4)
sgd.fit(train_lsa_X, train_y)
print sgd.score(test_lsa_X, test_y)

0.706166666667

In [64]:

test_yhat = sgd.predict(test_lsa_X)
error_index = np.nonzero(test_yhat != test_y)[0]
false_positives = [i for i in error_index if test_yhat[i] == 1]
false_negatives = [i for i in error_index if test_yhat[i] == 0]
print error_index.shape, len(false_positives), len(false_negatives)

(8983,) 5989 2994

In [69]:

print '===================FALSE POSITIVES========================='
for fp in false_positives:
    print test_texts[fp], test_y[fp], test_yhat[fp]

===================FALSE POSITIVES=========================
man i could really use my best friend right about now  0 1
@looneytunes happy homecoming!!! SO, SO happy for you guys  0 1
@killer_tofu holy shit, $8.10 for a sandwich? HIGHWAY ROBBERY  0 1
72 days until i'm living with the kangaroos  0 1
@RachaelSawyer I only wish I could listen to The Same Dame today-- alas, Websense is blocking it and I forgot to put it on my flash drive  0 1
shame on me and @m1m1m  we're BAD, really bad lovatos  0 1
Poor guys in OK comics. Sat there waiting to sign copies of their comics and no one is going to them  0 1
@Craig: when I'm in Mashville, talking will be short.  Also, presentations suck. 0 1
mine are as well  0 1
Can't present on my mac today because the mini-dvi to vga is missing - as usual  0 1
just got home from work  0 1
@belbys2010  i love you tooo! 0 1
does anyone even seriously celebrate 4/20 anymore? what a fucking joke lol. first day back from break, ehhh  0 1
@edmasencullen Oh right  The transformation is awesome. I know  0 1
@Skibble no not by the sounds of it, how must poor hubby/partner b feeling, presuming there is 1  0 1
@bexxi don't worry - Probably it's a polar filter only, just tilt your head 90degrees clock- or counterclockwise  0 1
@dannywood You go Danny!!  0 1
thanks God for todaaaaaay!!!!!!!  &lt;3 0 1
I think Minzy's hair is a bit weird. But i do LOVE her dance !!  0 1
@CaraNinaMcfly haha pictures of prom arent that good.  have to see yours! pictures of x factor are good! have fun at boyzone! x 0 1
Gonna go play baseball in the rain with my lover boy and big d  ? ? ? yeahhhh 0 1
now about to BBQ it up in sun  0 1
@lillitamarie not if i ruin it for you  0 1
@SianLindemann I believe u can! Jack Lalanne is 94 &amp; works out every morning for 2 hours!  0 1
Britney Spears is on SNL on E! right now. Damn I missed most of it. I just love me some Britney.  0 1
Another day of Life....how will I play it today?  0 1
has to get up at 6 am tomorrow morning.  0 1
End of NTU Storm friendly, 5-2 to RP. Ahhwoooo wooo woo! &amp; now for the journey back home   [in the toilet doing serious shit, RJ!] 0 1
is at her nan's house eating fish and chips and watching Top Gear. Good times.  0 1
 not going to the visa championships this year because I need to save money. good luck @NLiukin 0 1
@michaelsheen congrats michael! you totally deserve it.  0 1
@sextatious13 @michbias  You guys have made me hungry.  0 1
@taygogo  really!? who did you get me?  0 1
I have issues. TOO BUSY! Do you that if I asked father time he would freeze it for me? like an hour or so? That'd be nice right  0 1
@acidflask @dorothyho My registered address is in Tanjong Pagar constituency so still unable to vote!  Have NEVER voted in SG, only in HK 0 1
omg! bouncy thingy!  im at a little kid's birthday party. ;) 0 1
@penbleth Last time I was in London it was all McDonalds and Pizza Huts. You're welcome to our waffles as well. Allies indeed.  0 1
Yao Ming out for remainder of play-offs with broken foot  0 1
@kls010 ........you're not going to find a way to do the 5th?   Hoping they'll be some silvery Hampton action too. 0 1
@n3rin3: good plan  0 1
@pacoblue I cannot  0 1
think i sprained me wrist  0 1
Previously the Apple/au store said 3.0 on the 17th. Now it says the 18th  0 1
@kellypauline how did the block party go?? Sorry I couldn't make it  read my past tweets and you'll see I was soo busy!  0 1
I'm stresing do hard about exam tomorrow, scared I'm going to fail  0 1
mornin' twitterland  7am an im up earlly bout to get shorty ready for school...swimmin carnival all this week! 0 1
@sjdvda It's next to impossible. Keep trying until you get lucky... the trick is to keep uploading... until Twitter accepts it.  0 1
@Im_Saul your so mean  0 1
i just woke up...it sucks not having a job yet  0 1
First fathers day...and I get to spend it in the airport on my way to Minneapolis  0 1
@AdamSpiel I am working on http://www.mobipowerpacks.com this week, we have radio adverts to make and magazine adverts to prepare  0 1
Ok. I am already sick of dating. Either all they want is sex or they want u to fall in love in like a week. Give me a break! Becca  0 1
 &lt;*~Free!~*&gt; 0 1
@Grant_Jackson  :') i thought you were ignoring me :'( 0 1
I wanted to go to sleep earlier, but I started watching Ice Road Truckers and now I can't stop. Thanks History Channel.  0 1
@TheyTrayceme I love that...the onscreen keyboard..rotate the phone..pics r clearer too  0 1
Wish I was glued to my bed to I can sleep forever...ain't that sad  0 1
@a_me1 oooh I wish I could have gone, I hate that they're always on wednesday  how was Ian Galloway? (I work at the Museum) 0 1
@kimberlinbolton I don't get lunch until later  I'm just fantasizing about it now  0 1
is too warm to sleep. ahhh, i'm not happy  0 1
Thx @drjoesDIYhealth for the FF  0 1
@hatdiva i know. but it didn't help. i'm sad.  0 1
Burn the Negative T shirt comp. mail matt@gung-horecordings.com with the album name of BTN and your t shirt size. 1st 3 are winners.  0 1
watching an animated version of Hemingways's The Old Man and the Sea.  0 1
Ack! @carlilah be more careful!  0 1
�&amp;^^*$�% !!!!!!   Photocopier just died! And half way through pre-Sunday tree slaughter!  We are not amused! 0 1
after wiping my computer on the weekend i miss my music  0 1
they're gonna fail  0 1
@johnwentz making room to paint my face??  0 1
Busy night so far. No visits from #BTUB tweeps though  0 1
@BonesRecordz I think I might  0 1
is listening to combichrist meh need some new tunage. and to get all that *** crap off my itunes. haha wonder where kyle is?  0 1
@Cheeyeennee Yeeeh . i like how were talking in messages and on ... whatever you call this . Lawl .  0 1
TUITION OVER  this new girl georgina in my class is so adorable really, super nice too 0 1
Shall I get up and revise chem  blehh 0 1
The Super Nanny really knows her stuff.  Sophia nearly put herself to sleep tonight.  Awesome.   0 1
is at uni til nine pm! gahhhhh! and no mcfly to listen to  0 1
@alonpeer 10x man  any tips or ideas? 0 1
@Julien_Jalon ok thanks  0 1
getting spontaneous calls from him always make me happy.  0 1
seems I've abandoned the #dmb hulu gig in favor of some old school #afi, how's that!!  http://www.last.fm/user/scottlenger 0 1
It's one of those journeys to work, brought straight from hell  0 1
the sun isnt shining  0 1
chillaxing in the sun  0 1
i've come to the realization that my membrane isn't creative enough to write songs.  0 1
i loooove sundays  0 1
@YungGooD them being rude doesn't have anything to do with them being white sir  0 1
No big deal, I plan on ending up on an island with a hut and a dive boat!  0 1
@cameron_capture thanks for doing my request. made my day  0 1
@Zut_Radio @southerndelite  I like U folks as a people .. just don`t like the US Int`l Politics&lt;&lt;&lt;who does? The home side needs a fix !!  0 1
soooo fucking fun!! ..in downtown TJ w/ omar, vicky, and jose luis bar hopping! haha...sex on the beach = heaven!  Lol 0 1
omg! i missed the hills  0 1
@mariarosegrasso me too! Loved it and cannot wait for it to start in the fall  0 1
@Pinguicha I see, I see... Although I can't play it yet. I'm a sad owner of Service Pack 1.  0 1
i know i keep talking it..but i just cant handle the fact that we saw our last show  i'm sad!! and what if they dont come to florida.. ... 0 1
@peonyyu what??? you are paying for the all the trouble??? geez.. something what i do over here with my exams... i feel ya...  pity us 0 1
watching my favorite episode of  hannah montana  0 1
@KingArlen come and visit Australia  0 1
sitting at home on my own  parents are in Australia! 0 1
came back to my car from my morning walk at the park to find a huge door ding.   0 1
@platypusfactory i'm hungry! feed me!  0 1
@jerryjordak They didn't have Hitchens' book either, FWIW.  0 1
is looking for that goddamn pink thing and MY PHONE LINE THINGAMABOB  O:  sorry akmal   0 1
@trini_bop12 ahahah. &quot;positive communication.&quot; i love how we looked at bethany when he said that...  0 1
good luck miley  0 1
@FWanderings http://twitpic.com/6gbhx - oooh looks good. love the hug mug quite max brenner isn't it..  0 1
@THEREALSWIZZZ WARS are waste of time, money, energy + life.It's unfortunate some people satisfy their &quot;significance needs&quot; with violence  0 1
to all the people with locked updates..if u tweet someone who isnt following you, they wont get anything u say to them  0 1
@theroaminggirl Yeah I know  I was ignoring the Chatelain updates all over facebook and twitter  Miss it!!! 0 1
&amp; she kalled me and old lady  lol 0 1
Dark tweetie theme is the best  0 1
Smiling... for no particular reason  0 1
@auntiedis  That would put a unique twist on it!   0 1
@kieran_mazur talking to myself is one of many manifestations of my madness  0 1
Yay for supermarkets in the cbd! Got ingredients for haloumi salad and a tasty pasta  0 1
@J3r3myFizzle I know thats right ... cause the Rockets sure arent coming thru for us .    0 1
@VioletsCRUK sorry for not replying sooner (work sigh ) I am fine ty, hope you are 2  0 1
Also, my arm kills. I completely forgot about the exhibition @ 10, so got there at 11 and had to hammer in my photo's in at superspeed  0 1
June is LGBT Pride month!      Finally... my own month. haha I'm going to be volunteering at a few Pride Parades this summer, hopefully. 0 1
@dvineexpression Go ahead Pastor/Professor/Author!  0 1
I love the love the love loves me,but that guy i love don't loves me  0 1
@IncredPotential You saw my Incredible Potential before anyone (except Mom, naturally   Thank you, brother from another mother. 0 1
Reached level 27 on my priest, can I make 30 this weekend? Probably not  0 1
learning chemistry   0 1
Uh oh, I just lost three followers, I wonder if its due to lack of a photo. Twitter wont let me upload.  0 1
@_CrC_ Happy Birthday!! Hope you have a great day  0 1
needs privacy at all times... Certain informations are confidential and don't wish to let other people know... This makes me so upset.  0 1
Lying in bed, actually watching Sportscenter, I kinda like it. Thanks JB.  0 1
@Cherrim You don't sound spoiled at all XD And yeah, waking up at 6 is going to be a killer x_x So is having to go to bed early  0 1
ahhh i so hope my teacher calls tmr and tell me next week is an extended holiday!! though the hopes are dim  0 1
@peihost1 uh, sorry for the tears? but thanks.  0 1
is pissed with her other phone  i can't receive messages. HER messages  0 1
a long day for me as well tomorrow but a happy one  goodnight. 0 1
@startup2startup was real fun last night! Its great to meet people excited about doing what they do, more news on my startup coming soon  0 1
@glanvillee yah. It was a beautiful night and we met inside in a room in the middle of the building. No sunsets for us  0 1
now it just shows what software they used to reply.....  0 1
I didn't get to sit with Brandon riding to or from Arlington, when THOSE people got to sit together, and still are.  0 1
Cant sleep...sucks...  0 1
Turns out my Actionsampler has some film in it! Which I found out by opening the back  May be some interesting light leaks now... 0 1
I hate when u didn't drink but u feel like u had like 20 shots of patron...don't know if its the lack of sleep or my frustration  0 1
 need new group. 0 1
I have no friends to hangout with tonight  someone text me. 0 1
Everyone needs to stop tweeting about hershey...  0 1
vocab = torture. someone wanna doo it for me?  0 1
Getting excited to see RENT tomorrow  0 1
boys like girls - the great escape  0 1
MEDIA NOTES ARE HELLLLL! I am not best pleased  0 1
@yoimz Okay. I will. Aaaww. I miss you. Can't wait to hang with you guys again!! Love ya!!  0 1
@Mummyofmany Well that's just it, couldn't find any so they are now driving to Tesco's 25 miles away to try and get something  0 1
@johnsomers  I don't see what the hype is. 0 1
@tmcd1989 hey tom welcome 2 da gang haha u will defo get addicted like us soon  0 1
How the hell did it get to be 2:30 am?  0 1
@foxylovesme Thanks,Debbers.  I hate beig siiiick. *cries*&lt;3 0 1
yay Magic.  Awesome game. Off to bed, back to Tally in the morning. 0 1
damn apple servers are being hammered by iphone os 3.0 downloaders! i can't even connect!  0 1
Last month by this time, I was crying  I thought @DavidArchie and Cook left Manila but only Cook did at first! I STILL miss them!!  0 1
i always feel like im running out of time x[. another thing, hes still cute to me  0 1
Going to restart my lappy after 11 days of continuous run!!  0 1
omg, my dad knew mc fly at the airport. sun of a bitch  0 1
Brazil won the football match against Egypt! Yey! I love World Cup!  0 1
was told via text there were brownies on the stove but all I see is an empty pan that HAD brownies in it...they were mint ones too!   0 1
I love working on school projects all day when it's absolulety gorgeous out !! Nawt. Ughhh. I wanna go outsideee  0 1
On my way home...after attending my friend wedding.Hehm...just like reunion  0 1
@dougiemcfly you guys really didn't have a good night tonight?  0 1
Got an email from google: will get preview access to wave  sweet. 0 1
@stephenfry http://twitpic.com/68tja - haha! the Empress!  0 1
@nsfw4me: Sounds like a good idea, except I think I'd still have to mark such things as NSFW  0 1
She thinks that happiness is a mat that sits on her doorway.... Its 3am I must be lonely  0 1
Goodmoring, the worst is over.  0 1
I should not be eating this late cuss my 6 pack is now a 4.2 pack  boy summer sure gets me everytime 0 1
Attending Observer's Ethical Awards tonight- anybody else going? I'm by myself  0 1
i've downloaded some mcfly albums today  im happy lol 0 1
@carditz GIVE ME YOUR PAPER!  0 1
Trial runs are a good idea! Not enough icing to also do piping.   Was looking forward to playing with new pasty bag. 0 1
@NicoleCottral yes! and you'll be closer to me  0 1
Today's facts: Swine flu's in the Philippines and I got seasons 1-3 of Skins. Marathon, yeah?  0 1
sick... skipping class and staying home to get well  0 1
@krist0ph3r hey ... but dont forget beauty is incomplete without the fool  0 1
@Geekwife http://twitpic.com/5dfgn  As you wish  0 1
I'm starving.  Trying to wait until lunch to eat leftover lasagna..  YUM!  0 1
@s_swan u can't sleep? That sucks. I just now started charting.   I'll be getting home very late. 0 1
is looking for things to do in Washington in May.. Any suggestions? Never been there before, and have three weeks to explore everything..  0 1
Mamaged to pick up gwars of war in game for a fiver!  0 1
monday morning  0 1
just when i thought i was done! nooooooooooooooooooo  0 1
Bye Bye Stausberg see you next Spring  0 1
due to several failures IANO failed the second match! only two points...  0 1
new moth and TAL tonight  0 1
@Tornado_grl Thnx!  Part of my &quot;daily double&quot; relay training   Actually a triple, because I run the next morning... 0 1
@dylancoyle guess you're the only one that saw me in real person among twitterers in twitterverse  0 1
thinking i can't sleep.  0 1
@Kyo0tdemon Wow. They are spoiled. K is cranky from her nap. B is in a good mood thank heavens. My dog gets his tail pulled a lot.  0 1
@jeffw171 Cool. I'll lurk your tweets  I haven't been to an O's game since 9th grade. 0 1
@dayyoldhate wake up! lets get tacossss. im sho hungryyyyy  0 1
@_Chelsea_Marie nothing, im getting tired. too early  you? 0 1
@ironmanj AM texted me. Not a good race for him then  0 1
@kim_flores aww i don't! i guess that's why it doesnt  (blackberrymessenger) 0 1
@gratianavitug agreed  ill check out that store on thursday if they dont close by the time i get there! 0 1
@shangs112 Byebye  0 1
@JasonBradbury i want it... When will Apple bring out a netbook/tablet!!  0 1
woken up at 6:15 by a huge crack of thunder!  i wanna sleep. 0 1
Is sitting here watching a movie alone  0 1
fiddler was amazing! great job guys  0 1
@mitchelmusso lovely  we love you Mitchel! (: 0 1
im cutting pics out of magazines of ppl with nice hair cuts cos my work is forcing me to do a reeeeeeeeeeeally boring project on it  0 1
Im Hungry havent ate since last night cant hold nothin on my stomach!!  0 1
@unholyhole or maybe he thinks I would fail at picking someone up   haha 0 1
Thats two people on facebook ive read who have been given jobs today and im still waiting on a call.....god its depressing  0 1
@Teelamcc Yep. It sucks all kinds of ass. And I quarantined myself bcuz I don't wanna spread this ebola, now I'm bored and lonely.  0 1
Ok, so that cereal feedn we did a few days ago...prob shouldn't hv! Evr since he wakes up durn the nite n he used to slp thru - bad idea  0 1
counting sheep!  0 1
Sore throat  but maybe nothing a bit of Sun and sea air wont sort out 0 1
@MetaLucario So is the party delayed then? I already ate all the nuts.  0 1
say goodbye to all my fears - one good song, they disappear  0 1
Last day with nephews today  0 1
@Brandi1908 Ur fabricating falsehoods bout me  0 1
aidan davis didn't win britains got talent. whats up with that  0 1
melting snow + dogs = muddy dogs and muddy couch and muddy floors and irritated mom   0 1
@thefella cuz I haven't done anything all day, I didn't even watch a dvd  0 1
Fergalicious! So delicious  xD eh, @lilmarie15 0 1
Not even half way through work today, bummer  0 1
@Lyrikal_Dreamer  I can't seem to find it  Spoil it up! 0 1
DAMNMMM! THAT'S A LOT OF SHIT! HAHAHAHA! I can't stop thinking about that. hehehe  0 1
@SarahMessee i know i sucks  sorry  maybe he'll do another one again soon!!! 0 1
Mom ur the greatest.. HMD  0 1
My dream Bali paradise villa has been spoiled by construction work next door  0 1
Kress was fun.  0 1
i love gracie and rachel. stoked to see everyone tonight  0 1
Ich bin zur Zeit arbeitslos. = I'm currently unemployed. [ #German #phrases ] - Well, not me - but nowadays many people are  0 1
@maxime68 Yes a FB page for LVEAN but there is no reczp on it too bad  0 1
Just trying to figure out what twitter is all about....none of my friends are on here  0 1
@AldhyZ I haven't figured out a way to use twitter from my cell phone in Singapore. I can tweet but I can't receive updates.  0 1
Home for the night  Gonna go to stumble upon which is a great website! haha 0 1
The worst thing about writing a paper for school is submitting it to writepoint &amp; then correcting all grammer &amp; spelling mistakes  0 1
@ElizaPatricia Never met you in person but miss you like hell. That must be your charm...  0 1
needs to nap (ew) but seriously. I think I'm getting sick coz I sleep so little  0 1
hopes i win those tix to see ufc in vegas ..  maybe ill finally see LB 0 1
TMZ is a show i love watching  hahaha 0 1
@DazzleMeThis  34days til i'm in Sydney for the 11th  don't worry so am i lol  i had like one of the worst nights ever  0 1
Hate when websites dont update their homescreens or content regularly. It makes me mad that Apple has had that Shuffle ad up for 2 wks!  0 1
yummy..mcdonalds was soo delicious^^..now eating my mcflurry with smartieeees  0 1
@Zatannna huh ?  works for me ... http://twitpic.com/photos/brianwelburn  try this if not I'll shrink it !  0 1
@buzv Bless ya! Lisa is back next week  0 1
I want a ZG  0 1
@ahoppi I hope you're tired for a good reason then  0 1
@ccal4321MD Just got ur tweet...sorry. Yes, I'm going to Boston.  0 1
@illestnana that's sucks...  goodnite holla 2moro!   0 1
@crowdSPRING Hi! is there any problem with the site? I submitted an entry and it shows as unavailable image...   Thanks! 0 1
@blacksneakers @sashasayssashay if it's for me and it's really nice, then buy!  0 1
I'm ready for bed...Madi not so much  0 1
@AllTheJonesMen pls share the recipe for that iced coffee - sounds good right about now !!!  0 1
@stephenfry Oooo, Sound's good  0 1
finally home  stayed at a friends house last night 0 1
http://twitpic.com/68h4g - @honorsociety is seriously amazing..they are so sweet!  0 1
@brocktologist @bethanyruschell congrats!! looking forward to pictures of it soon  0 1
@ashsimpsonwentz Hi. do you has your personal myspace.com///  0 1
RIP Peaches.  0 1
@BeyondBeads  agreed, LOL.  Welcome to Twitter, BB  0 1
i totally failed my math test  0 1
This has been a challenging, enlightening and ultimately uplifting week here in Twitterville - have a fabulous weekend all  0 1
Ok, here it goes. First official tweet. I'm definitely talking to myself here but that's ok.  0 1
@BrandonGorman Haha you make me laugh  I know how you feel, I am just as passionate! Not about Brett Favre, though. I couldn't care less. 0 1
my firefox isnt savin ne passwrds...  0 1
@KristineNYC @madwelshgal Best thing was the moussiness! Very impressive imitation!  0 1
It's gonna be one of those days like last week again.  Like sundials in the shade...useless. 0 1
@janibrajkovic Very sorry to read that. Hope you all feel better soon.  0 1
every time i go to type in my zip code on weather.com, i automatically hit 02215........I MISS BOSTON!!!!  0 1
Forgot that today is Bloomsday. I can't even get thru Joyce's Portrait of an Artist As a Young Man...I'll never conquer ULYSSES  0 1
@karlandrew_03 you seem to be happy these days...and im happy for you if that is the case.  0 1
AHH!! Camera Obscura   no way to seattle. Show isn't until 8 though, I still have hope!! 0 1
@jeffkraemer You're welcome, Jeff. Envious that you have a cinematheque  Also try  http://bit.ly/RiQPa -- beyond belief. 0 1
suffering from a headache and a tummy ache...i think i'm dying...  0 1
@tommcfly You do know it's just May, right? Christmas is half a year away  0 1
Rain please Go away  0 1
@Dog_Crazy Yes, about the time Toro &amp; U get on is about the time I &quot;really&quot; should be in the shower. But I always wait til 15mins later!  0 1
fly with me  0 1
shower_bbq_orlando/kelly_  0 1
Having some tad problems with the new [SH]Twitter bot  0 1
@unmarketing Hi Owen! I'm from India..  0 1
Just saw you voted - thanks! Might want to use the &quot;@&quot; symbol before people's names when responding.  @worldwidewabs 0 1
@JPGearing HAHA! thats well appropriate! i need a IIOII tattoo. but now it looks like cutlery next to my plate  0 1
singing to my nephew n guess what he still crying ..lol..guess im not that of a good singer  0 1
@dannywood Hey Danny - looking forward to your Brisbane Au concert Aug 8! You pulled me up on stage in '92. Definitely a highlight!   0 1
Not going to kings island this weekend. Poor brock  0 1
I think I fell sick. Have cold n cough  0 1
My head hurts!  but i'm happy haha 0 1
@gimboland i wonder if doing away with secret voting would help? I voted LibDem, I don't care if the world knows... I'd do it again!  0 1
My groin hurts so bad  0 1
I' wondering when it will cool down. It feels like an oven.  0 1
Ohgod I've finally realised I only had 4 hours sleep and 200mgs of caffiene for breakfast  0 1
bored chilling lol  talk to meeeeee 0 1
@amylee1178 you working tonight Amy?  0 1
got soccer training in like 20 mins but my back is sore  0 1
For those of you heading out of vancity I've heard the hwy is closed east bound at cwack  0 1
@sugarpupz are you going to vote?  0 1
@crowdrent Get 100 followers a day using www.tweeteradder.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip  0 1
first try at Solace v4 didn't boot... back to the drawing board  0 1
@kaolinfire eh, them's the breaks--at least they liked it  wasn't no snow cats in the pomes i hope ;) 0 1
writing the formal letters, doing Pyschology assignment and more thinking. Still have the bad tummy.  0 1
Is really scared what is going to come of the near future  0 1
Almost home. Listening to paramore  my mom wants to learn the songs before the concert 0 1
TWO assessment are due tomorrow and I have a calculus internal . STRESSED MUCH ? ~ i think so  0 1
@jaymc123 lol. yeah i'm old school with my wordage  0 1
Waiting for my sister to come home from China  0 1
My pics from #140conf today: http://bit.ly/141Z0v - sorry about the poor BlackBerry Bold shots. Left my SD card for proper camera at home  0 1
so...as i have heard...kobe was at dland today and i was not...sighhh  0 1
is watching angels and demons  &lt;3 for free at http://FreeTheaters.com.. 0 1
is now in Club 25!  0 1
Poolside in FL with T!!  hit us up if you want in on the fun! 0 1
@atheken We branch in bulk, usually 2 at a time  0 1
@snowvandemore Hey Snow  0 1
@evilgordon bean bag and beer.......jealous!! M62 and M60 for me shortly  0 1
is suffering from all this writing, writing, writing.  Fingers are curled into claws &amp; wrist is stiff &amp; swollen.  Pass the Aleve please.   0 1
so..60 UAE students arrive in Auckland tomorw for six weeks..going to help mum out with it 2omorw...I might as well be usefull  0 1
I dun want to go to work tmr  0 1
@xerinfnstein Sure you're not the only person who thinks that lie.  YOU ARE.  0 1
Lolli lolli lollipop oh you're my lollipop.  0 1
going to bed and waking up tomorrow to write papers for class  0 1
@loverocka fine (I'm mad your already hollywood on us) where's the LoveRocka from 13minutes ago? pre his own show  0 1
getting ready to go to my first Tai Chi Chuan class  0 1
@jerinelay By the way, Sibu no cheap/fresh seafood...  0 1
*Sygh* once again with the dying of SArmy  0 1
Not to mention this rain is like kryptonite to my cough. (hack hack hack)  0 1
Yes please  Swiss Yacht CODE X http://tinyurl.com/phz6xa 0 1
on our way home  0 1
Grr. Got lots of hours but crappy schedule.  0 1
I should've brought some oil stocks while it was @ $30. Fuck me for being behind the curve!   0 1
@jamiruth Swift/Urban are awesome...but it's really country-flavored Pop music. Not like you're going to see George Strait or something  0 1
disappointed, I guess.  But mostly just a little lonely.   0 1
@ndonegan no joy  coming down heavy now  0 1
*sigh of relief* At last on my own ! so good..  0 1
@RyanSeacrest hey ryan, can you Kris if he'll marry me!?!? I'm Celina and i all for him day one!! Kris i love you!!!!  0 1
@Livi70590 He did, but i got Squat!!!! as usual  0 1
@dontstealneal the photo is from like january or feb! you would be invited but you're too cool for us.  0 1
@DonnieWsGirl32 and ended up at the one Robo was at. We then found Donnies waffle house 5min after he left. It was not cool  0 1
@Glasgowlassy ah no  u need to sort them oot 0 1
@brynneOH mmm, no it's really chill. all i have to do is answer then transfer them  0 1
Good Mornin! It is a fabulous new day!  Hope you all have a great Friday &amp; weekend! So Thankful for all the great friends &amp; family I have! 0 1
@meli_1: Awww really? Your my main squeeze and i wont get to see you on my BIG 21  Im missing my mrs. Carter 0 1
Just put the kids to bed after a trip to the Y today for swimming, the park, lots of work done, and then reading Harry Potter 5 to them.  0 1
cleaning weight room with dad  0 1
@DonnieWahlberg I tried to buy some but it's all sold out  0 1
I choose life .. each time we hit a familiar wilderness, we learn how to overcome it and walk through it, praising our God  oxo 0 1
I love sheryl alot!   i hate anne. I'm at sheryl's house now. 0 1
@TheFirstLady05...im playing softball this summer for my job! You should come watch  0 1
I just arrived in the office.. I am preparing myself for a very busy day, listening Debussy.... those songs always makes me feel better  0 1
Trying to figure out weather music is where i go with music or weather i leave it  0 1
Missed Her grandad  Happy Birthday....i'll never forget you  0 1
@leeannedouglas The Rain is soooooo bad!!  0 1
@monicaobrien link, please!  0 1
@iBrittanyAlexis well I'm not graduating!  0 1
@SMeyerTwilight are you still thinking about finishing Midnight Sun? :&gt;  0 1
Working on homepage Design  0 1
@ahrenfelt  have a chance to see Christiania or Stroget? What about eating those amazing chocolate pastries? Christiana was cool!  0 1
I wish I was smart enough to write my business plan    0 1
@mattgarner sorry blame the phone!  me no means it 0 1
in soo muchh pain  goinn to get icecream &amp; a movie 0 1
@Rosalyn426 night.  Again.  0 1
Currently Jonesin  0 1
@talltom14 I say watch it...it's weird though, but zefron is shirtless in the first 5 mins  0 1
@AlaskaMiles I still would love to go  0 1
@HoneyEyez92 chilllin. I love Brandy too  she's dope 0 1
Had fun on @Orpheous_Black's show on talkingsexradio. Looking forward to feedback from you all tomorrow!  0 1
Wahoo ! Yesterday was the more beautiful day of my life !  0 1
@jamiepotter Step backwards for equality. Nice.  0 1
@TheLadyLa  0 1
Question: If @trfall has NO problem with me watching Diggnation, why does he not want me watching superbad?  0 1
finally! I am so happy  0 1
Wishing a Happy Mothers Day to all the wonderful Mothers out there.  0 1
bitter sober in fresno tonight  should i ride my bike? haha 0 1
I'm going to bed  0 1
@samhainpub I'm going hiking with the family.  As long as the weather holds, that is  0 1
is getting hair did today....showing love to all ppl....shity you rock!!! obrown3 party like a rockstar!!!!  0 1
Man. I'd actually probably sneak out to do it, too  0 1
accounting is todaaayy.  wish me loads of luck. 0 1
@ddlovato: you girls are so pretty. i love your guys' dresses  0 1
@Amanda_Holden welcome to twitter  0 1
missing @gerardway tweets  0 1
BEING BORED OF COURSE!! lol  0 1
@LawanaFL    hard to say goodbye, huh? 0 1
@rayonRichards you should be a pro at that. maybe u can teach me how to type senseless chat  0 1
@heylu I know!!  0 1
i miss my tweetdeck  0 1
@Garsen hehe. the TS stands for my second name and surname  0 1
Let's see what's up here!  0 1
trying out this strawberry margarita mix, waiting for Ellie to get home from work so I can make her one. and a thunderstorm is staring  0 1
just back from Jamie's. Good night.  0 1
@_Traci_ We just completely forgot.  We usually go down to Black Cat Comics once a month and this wasn't our weekend.  0 1
went back to ali ghapu palace to buy souveniers at the bazaar and eat lunch - yes, we eat often!  0 1
spending the night at jessicas. justine raped me.  0 1
@billyraycyrus you should bring your whole family to australia!  ok so that probably won't happen for a while but a girl can dream! ♥ 0 1
is trying to work out why the account she made about 15mins ago is gone... and fucking insomnia is SHIT when exams are coming up  0 1
Leaving the Burg and heading back home. Feel free to text me and help keep me awake.  0 1
I'm really missing my better half... I love him sooooo much!!! I really wish I could hug him right now...  0 1
@jenthegingerkd @c2s @cjewel @JenSchaller I like fridays generally, but class is extended today  and I'm starving :X haha &lt;/whine&gt; O:-P 0 1
@adamjury Not that I think I was engaged in cuntitude currently, no, but I was just sayin'.  0 1
http://twitpic.com/65whm - Random kid as I walked by, she hid her face then did this  0 1
@solotc thanks.  0 1
@bookieboo That's awesome!  Congratulations.  I lost 65 lbs. on WW.....I need to get back to it though.....I've gained 5 lbs.   0 1
Ghostride the Whip by Family Force 5 is playing &lt;3 plus tweeting #shaundiviney #andyclemmensen #bradiewebb and eating hotdogs!  0 1
head is killing me! ahh make it go away  0 1
Back from shopping. Bought me green shoes. @joujabee thinks I look like a frog.  0 1
@Oprah - Oprah, just had dinner at RL.  Wish you were there!    A Chicago fan, Sue 0 1
had fun tonight ^^ make up, pillow fights and skins. wish i could have stayed over  0 1
@Stipling Great quote - very true - thanks for sharing  0 1
is in fin ecnmtrcs class by herself.. wait, shouldn't erwin and timo be in this class as well?  0 1
@babyshane dude @chelseylately is fing hilarious! i missed her show tonight cause i'm in the bay  but that joke was EVERYTHING! 0 1
Food network is the best  0 1
throat is closing up and i had some string cheese. not a good idea  0 1
Please read my friend's post and leave a comment  http://tinyurl.com/czb2sg 0 1
is cleaning out her car in hopes of finding her missing camera.... so far nothing.  0 1
Have to go back to hospital for surgery on Monday, hoping its not cancer  0 1
nice foul hedo  0 1
Revenge is sweet when you know you're worth it.  I lovelovelove Senses Fail. 0 1
Running off to play Pokemon Platinum  0 1
i feel so so so sick!  need cheering up? anyone want to offer a cheer up shoulder? btw OMG I WROTE MY FIRST SONG YESTERDAY!!! :O heheh xxx 0 1
@jheneaiko Yes it has hahahahaha. I will see u tomorrow  0 1
@NeonLimelight lol I wanna stay 4 the US leg soooo bad  0 1
so far im by myself for the forensic seminar  anyone wanna come with?lols 0 1
so ready to not have to deal with high school drama.. but going to miss my seniors...  0 1
@gregmcqueen I know it, but Honey doesn't want to *not* be this child's friend, she just doesn't want the intense, exclusive relationship  0 1
@TPO_Hisself I admit, it took me a minute to figure out that card trick.  0 1
Getting my permit tomorrow so I probably need to study  0 1
@jdattis    forgot to add that in 0 1
tryna upload a new song  but i cant!!!! 0 1
@mHArCEy awwww maybe he'll reply to you eventually? you never know  0 1
argh, there was a hot guy there tonight, and i wish i talked to him  oh well, i still have a picture of him  0 1
big exam on friday  0 1
@Pixel_Pirates ah L4D lan sounds good  0 1
WAITING FOR THE GIRLS TO JOIN  HURRY! 0 1
crazy day. just left the wrap party for hannah montana season 3  sad for the ending and stoked for a new beginning! 4th season here i come 0 1
it is soooo cold  0 1
Was waiting for boyfriend to come and then remembered he doesn't finish work til 8.. disappointed  0 1
Most awkward reunion w/ college friend: him recognizing me on the hip adductor + not being able to gracefully bring legs in  0 1
@XxMELLxX oh no you are not!?!?!?! It's raining here  0 1
Revenge Of The Fallen Ejector on the cover... HE'S A TOASTER!  0 1
@lee_kd ahaha atleast your doing something  lonliness can kill 0 1
mornin ! where's spook ! what do we do today !?  ADVENTURE !! 0 1
home now  Paolo was goood  msn wont work?! :o lmao... 0 1
Missing my Duckky  0 1
New to Twitter - Happy to learn  0 1
@lumivalkoinen L'ombre is very chill. I like it  0 1
No Doubt's sold out.  0 1
Jason michael carroll has an amazing voice &lt;5 where i'm from is such an amazing song  0 1
hey broke 200 followers, thanks  hopefully i can have a convo w/ more than 5% of you 0 1
@davehillman No. I live in a Sugar-free Jelly Bean Free world. Been giving away some Milanos tho  0 1
@mcsteph94 aw thats too bad. its like me i could have met them the first time but i didnt get their earlier enough n i couldnt stay  0 1
@jordonferguson  why are you twittering this? Go to hospital. LOL 0 1
@PreciousGemzie weh hey go gemma  yeah theres 4 hotels right next door to all the clubs so should be good.... x x x 0 1
What a beautiful morning. Went for an early run, drop off the kids, btw last day of school  then went to the gym. Maybe golf at 11am. 0 1
@chriswooster Stinks about the mural  0 1
Home  in Sac til Sunday. 0 1
doesn't anyone have twitter.?!  0 1
@silkesmooth1803 girl at 6 but I hvnt taken my break so after that hour I hope times goes fast I wanna go to sleep  work n i dnt mix 0 1
@ShireenJ lol, I liked it. If I get a chance at lunch, I might comment  0 1
@sadekhm ya, enjoying a quiet night too   0 1
Ugh, I feel disgusting  0 1
(@Ballinkyle94) Get the fuck up off my nuts, you crazy jealous fuck  Wow 0 1
@jazzimcg hey, did you ever get that pic?  0 1
@ChargerJenn Glad to hear Dave is better  Can not wait for Tuesday show (Wednesday morning for me) 0 1
has a bad cough, but there's no one home to pity me  0 1
@radioguychris - does Steph ever give u a day off?  0 1
i feel really sick  0 1
@lynneroebuck Its just good to have something to fall back on.  0 1
Going to school. AP Gov exam today.  0 1
PETE WENTZ. WRITE TOO ME LOL  0 1
is sitting in a coffee shop @ the strip in Ttown watching it rain!  0 1
Follow me to Atlanta  0 1
@Loiscarter Thank you!! Am very nervous as first 10K ever and I am not a natural runner  0 1
@normaltusker yep! I am a trained #handwriting analyst / #graphologist!  good to know others who r into it even for fun !  0 1
@batchout lol i had mac n cheese n smoked sausage @ 11pm LMAO  n sat here in front of the PC. where i live lol 0 1
I wish my pool was up, sooobadly  0 1
gonna make my own bucket list  0 1
@JessiCaCa oh no  hope all is all right!! 0 1
@curdbee Yeah just did it again.   Good luck.   Otherwise, the service is great thus far. 0 1
damn!!! got injured again in school because of playing basketball...  0 1
feels helpless right now.. my lola is in the hospital.. not doing good.. her children are making a big decision of their lives!  0 1
Note to self: Drinking an entire 32 oz. Gatorade causes frequent trips to the little girls room. I'll never drink so much Gatorade again!  0 1
is suffering from a cold.. my fraand told me to eat Ice cream as it cures cold for him.. I tried the same and now i have a running nose  0 1
@UCLA_Bruin LMAO I was waitin for u to see that pic!  0 1
@FoxWhisperer i'm you &quot;air hostess&quot;  yes flight attendant 0 1
@chumpblock Thanks!  its Blogger right now.  Remember - the best way to say &quot;thanks&quot; is to tell your friends to read my site and comment   0 1
bum. Someone's used my debit card online abroad  0 1
@BabyPhat awwwww! Congrats baby boy!!  yay. God Bless!! 0 1
lost my voice  0 1
Welp, we r going to property again  0 1
woke up! go shopping now  0 1
6 daays until i go away on duke of ed. im like really excited  0 1
Had fun watching BARE ! MARIE AND MELA WERE GREAAAAAAAAAAT ! So proud of you two !  0 1
ohmyohmyohmy - no gym for me  Gotta see a doctor about a foot  0 1
@DelicatelyReal  I feel your pain 0 1
@blottedcopybook I know where you are coming from, I had the breastfeeding/pain thing with dd1- it was my sacroiliac joint-  poor you  0 1
@iLoveNickJ4LIFE i hate cleaning in general  0 1
Got the shoulder MRI done today. Not very happy ...  0 1
@Xanneroo Add this  http://tinyurl.com/dejq3u to your indomitablility and you'llbe the perfect man  0 1
still coughing and sneezing  0 1
@blueberrio I'm upwardly mobile, but studies show women are more interested in actual than potential money!  0 1
 reunited and it feels so good 0 1
@scribblegurl Are you able to take any kind of pain pills for the hand? I wouldnt wish it on anyone. Sorry it had to happen to you  0 1
For some bizarre reason I attempting to switch from emacs to vim today. I miss electric tab stops already  0 1
My brownies have become office brownies - they were meant to be for me, but being made to share  0 1
going shopping tomorrow... need some new jeans  but for now: sleep time! 0 1
@DaniAlexLuna and that isnt like him so we hope it didnt go to his brain he does have more tumors on his liver so its not filtering right  0 1
There's a big spider in here.  It has big fangs. Me no like. 0 1
@To_The_Moon  That's amazing!!! congratulations!!!  0 1
I think my DD may be done with baby food  she just ate a chicken nugget and french fries with no problem I am sad 0 1
wanted to do a youtube contest but no time  haul vid instead 0 1
Starving... I havent eaten nothing I am hungry and down ...   0 1
@RainyCityLove @jessicamloring Friday. After exams, the start of half term. We are going on an adventure, my lovelies  &lt;3 0 1
@Shondoyt Hello there  0 1
@paulaparanoia haha. No i'm textin mr.best friend. So u take yo self 2sleep. Don't worry bout me!  0 1
@MrFlossy at least the dog is excited right now!  ha ha 0 1
moodcrash  laters 0 1
@lule76 see i listened you  your wish is fullfilled ;-)) 0 1
@aliceatthedisco ahhhh, cool, my sisters out buying it now  xD 0 1
Perimeter Mall Apple store: http://bit.ly/nhAP quick diagnosis, but no in-store vid card swap  should be a 3-day turnaround. 0 1
@cindypk I really wanted to like DEFIANCE more than I did  0 1
Just downloaded the twitterberry app for the curve. Kinda like it. Shhhuuuper cool!  0 1
Harry's had some lamb for tea, but he's still a bit down and quiet  0 1
singing along tooooo marmaduke duke  0 1
having a creative party with me, myself, and moi  0 1
@StacieBee yea I started using http://blackle.com a month or so ago. I like it. But everything else on my computer uses a white backdrop  0 1
is still quite tan-less, but had an awesome time  0 1
Sissy just left.  0 1
Come ON Premiere. You take so long to render lately. Why? I iz upset  0 1
@marisamixon I'd call it more &quot;bambi's mom&quot; more than &quot;blankie&quot;!  0 1
@RockYourDay Love your post on just saying no. Bookmarked, and sending it to my mom!  0 1
twitter hates me. it won't let me do anything!!  0 1
Grammalynne had a tire blowout conveniently during my lunch break  sad. In other news, following @mental_floss =best decision I ever made. 0 1
hatin' on the club by rihanna on repeat  hm..I think this is a song for chris brown. hihi. 0 1
Ladies  who went to Sam Bradley last night, DM Me with yer emails and I'll send you my pics.  0 1
Headache... BIG time  0 1
@judyng NAPISAN!!!! they dont have it here... seriously.. theres nothing I can do..sorry  0 1
One down, one more tomorrow!  0 1
Ate subway yum  0 1
Last day for seniors bye bff  0 1
I Won't ever gonna see someone like her again  0 1
@sccevents why not tweet about local events more than a few hours before they happen, i've missed a few corkers over the last few days  0 1
@galvogalvo really really tough morning  @lpbarrows nooo idea what you mean!? ;) @lergik indelibly burned into my brain ;) 0 1
could really do with a lazy sunday afternoon nap, perhaps waking up to the smell of a nice roast dinner cooking... LOL  0 1
ohhiamjeffrey  0 1
I just found out that pandora now has audio ads  0 1
ugh just back from a eye doctor place..lol and i got eye drops and now there blurry  0 1
I think have a kidney infection  I just want to be sleeping in some air conditioned place in a nice bed with popsicles and snuggles. 0 1
@shay_lee good luck shay  0 1
@lisisilveira Hi! Thanks...not sure if I know how to do that.  hmmmm LOL 0 1
@Piereezy Got Money, and you know It  0 1
@Kimmydavies excellent - on an ice cream break at the moment - will forward more details later  0 1
finally got my laptop back  0 1
says my sister wants ice cream.  http://plurk.com/p/xcbvr 0 1
@hippiejack 18+ I'm afraid  0 1
happy day  0 1
it didnt work  0 1
Miss him, he didnt reply my message..  0 1
My tooth hurts!  0 1
im very sleepy but completely awake. up &amp; getting ready to harrass @wearetheoceans til she hates me &amp; buyin her mom flowers for her bday  0 1
Curse being early (7 minutes)and waiting. This is what it feels like!  0 1
My phone broke  possible the worst quality phone in the history of phones 0 1
i love you more than anything Matthew Kavcic, nothings going to change that. Not NOW, not EVER.  &lt;3 0 1
 my tummy, thats what my brother gets for buying me candy.lol 0 1
Two hardest exams down. Two to go. Thankfully, they're both somewhat easy  0 1
Rob pattinson doesn't have a twitter.  0 1
@easegill good point - in meantime if already logged into a Google product, a direct link in Mahara to GDocs will act as SSO  0 1
@ltcmusic I somehow managed to lose petrr from my followers list.....  0 1
The air-conditionning doesn't work at the office, this morning...Too hot  0 1
@sasspalindrome Your new picture is way better than your old one. this is much more 'you' and a lot less 'guy barfing'.  0 1
@KimKardashian most defnately! lol i luv the show  0 1
woot Voltaire and Cruxshadows at Dcon  yeah seen em before but both put on fantastic shows so *bounce* 0 1
@puppaz it's the thought of relaxation and break in the future  0 1
@ThunderPig But the butter's spread too thick.  0 1
&quot;you look like a tree swaying in the forest&quot; which is poetic way of saying &quot;YOUR BALANCE SUCKS&quot; thanks kristyan  0 1
@marcod1419 Dave can beat Leki's score.... I don't want that to happen....  *Bursts into tears* 0 1
Glad jimjams is back in the office!  0 1
@carleetabonita cheer up kid you'll be ok  0 1
@mygoatjuno I have brought you to the dark side!  0 1
I WILL MISS PUSHING DAISIES.  0 1
raining in NY!, oh shit...then I won't be able to wear all my cool summer tops and skirts then   0 1
@PluginID I bet! That has yet to happen to me  0 1
@WONKAnation ... Infront of the merch booths at the back to the right. Come find me if yiu want  0 1
@biffgriff Im just going to make something to eat ill have a look afterwards  0 1
pixie has a painful swollen cheek   huts really bad .. had to call in to work -  my dick for a boss might fire me - he doesnt care 0 1
Snow today! Time to get up and out!   0 1
me thinks me wanna go for a swim/run later.  sape nk join?! 0 1
@jumbez ...yes....I'd likely just die......................  0 1
the article i just read made me sad, darnit!  0 1
AGAIN WTF?  embarrassing once again  nice play by Gardner though hope his ok 0 1
So tired.still playing.  dying.its so hot. 0 1
Oh dear, our CSA is broke  0 1
@JocelynneB hey i got your birthday note. tysvm!    ur such a sweetie! i will have 2 scan it or take a pix of me holding it soon! xoxo 0 1
@jilliandedier - your hair is pretty!!! no more bitchfight?!  0 1
I think I done okay in the English exam. I didn't get to number by answers though. Lets hope they dont mark me down!  0 1
Finally listening to what my intuition is telling me!  I am feeling so tuned-in to myself today, could it be the thunderstorm outside?   0 1
Belly ache /: i wish jacob was hereee  0 1
Im Mac less for 3 days!  0 1
@bianwindriyo miss you already..  http://myloc.me/4h3Y 0 1
successfully obtained  visa entries to enter  and stay in the Royal Kingdom of Thailand!  0 1
Lake Ontario for the weekend  0 1
@kdueykduey Yet another reason to read your contracts carefully  My red flags are lifetime anything, all secondary rights 0 1
@thick5150 u act like u drivin lol nite!  0 1
@Wimbledon That's so disappointing for everyone - especially Rafa  0 1
@Ebuyerdotcom cheers. Antec a little too big. Love the Akasa but it's more than I wanted to spend  0 1
. @Tastelikecrazy Also, if it's the last thing I do in this life, I want to see Orca pods swimming in Puget Sound.  0 1
@msalonen I feel like a Truck just hit me too! I also Resemble a man hit by a truck!  0 1
jim's diner in alameda has the five huge pages of mediocre diner food I've been craving since leaving chi!  0 1
@aplusk  I hope you watch Glee this coming season...I believe this very situation is addressed.   0 1
@DC_Zol but can't view it on iPhone  0 1
who's Andrew marr? he's on the top trending topic at this time.  0 1
@iroccwilliams no its not  lol when u comin bk to atl? 0 1
can't sleep. excited for tomorrow. listening to the fugees  good shit. 0 1
LIVE on http://atlashaven.entropiaradio.com in 20min  DUB ALL NIGHT BABY http://bit.ly/2vctEx 0 1
@LotiBradley Hell yes, I loves them!  0 1
just had a shower... needs something to cheer me up.. blah... nothing ever goes my way  0 1
Im so hungry!!!!  10 mins til lunch thank god!!!  Boring tuna salad!!  0 1
i hate being sick and the fact that its almost the end of the school year  0 1
@bellalenoir you found me first I see  0 1
Sweet little Bella goes to the vet in the morning  Getting some rest! 0 1
@PouipouiDesign I'm using twitterfox and it's not working so I'm not getting my updates  #trackle #squarespace 0 1
takin my butt to sleep ive blogged enough for tonight!!  Nite yall. 0 1
Is relaxing around the house..and may go to Walmart later..i feel like being lazy..im still sick....  0 1
@jla1119 there's no way those boys are reading this shit!  although DEW told me he read one of mine, so I like to believe that  0 1
@Kgaultney when did you decide the big day was going to be?  i'm so excited for you! 0 1
#iremember FOLLOW ME  0 1
Yeah the broadcast teaching was successful! Relieved~  0 1
Phone died. Had a good time. Mite just do tomorrow with everyone again.  0 1
@Ognawk Yeah, obviously. ;) £90 phone bill.  1600 texts. 0 1
i am not feeling good  0 1
I miss my bf so much!  0 1
@itsajenism I no have any brownies.  0 1
YAYY! home at last! everything done for the day!  got my needle! ouch! 1 more in 4months  atleast now i wont get cervical cancer!  lol 0 1
@ruthne55 found a nice spot away from the crowd. It was pretty good, but I've seen so many at this point..was a little bored  0 1
Shout Outs O2 Ma New Followerss ( Thea'ss Only Ah Feww  ] Cuss Mah Twin Wont Help Me ! 0 1
41 years without a dental cavity &amp; voila, today I discover one.   Another first. Sign of getting older? 0 1
Good Morning to All   Drinking my Verve, and Packing my orders of sales I made last night, while I slept! I love my Job! 0 1
i'm having a supre bad anxiety attack. i'm suppose to be to work in 6 hours. i can't sleep at all. i miss my boyfriend.  0 1
@miarbleu ooh I had ice cream cake today! It was yumm! I'm off to bed though goodbye!  0 1
@dusmilligan we know  im from mexico and it's all a mess.. but whenever you want to come  0 1
Am I in a movie? This sure feels like it....  0 1
@m_callahan http://twitpic.com/611xz - I'm so sorry  I stay away from people who drink so I can avoid having to deal with this. 0 1
@darkskychick Are you serious?  Hmm, that would a twist though since he's always wanted vamp blood, well now he got 'em! lol. 0 1
How can it be this cold! It's June!!! Sheesh  0 1
@gemma_thomas  consequences of the condition i was born with   and hows ya fine self? i see you re recovering quite well......? 0 1
@Academystarship o really?  coolies... we should def go see that... tbh im not too fussed wot we c.. 0 1
@kshepherd Man! I don't know how you guys are doing it, 'cause I totally fail at it ...  0 1
@MatStevenss you never tweet  0 1
@KJL912: you love me so much that your gonna watch the kids tomorrow so we can go food shopping  0 1
YES!!! Megan Bush, #12, Florida Gator, hit ANOTHER homerun in this series!!! You go girl!!!  0 1
mum just told me to taste her cooking and promptly stuck a burning chopstick in my mouth  not cool mother. 0 1
@happymalesingle just try it  #mut #machen 0 1
http://twitpic.com/7uenl - I'm sad that I look this skinny . If I don't work out I look like skeletor  0 1
Is Feeling sorry for ab.  And looking up the effects of Botox on DNA for TOK 0 1
Feeling like shit.. Class then home to nap. Worst time to get sick  0 1
@bexmarie I love the gofugyourself.com site, the writing is super snappy - so I'm assuming it is them  -- overpacking for Naples  0 1
plan B: bus takes too long; I'd miss my first workshop will have 2 drive 2 Expo  at least I can get a latte on the way! 0 1
@r27 thanks for all the quality links dude  0 1
Feels like im going to cough up a lung  0 1
is back at work  0 1
@limabifrost Did they get their own consoles back or a refurbished one? I want mine.  0 1
@_Chelsea_Marie if you wannw learn lolittle french skills, i'm here  0 1
can't get enough of you babe!  0 1
is allowed any sex until her boyfs cock piercing heals!!! Gutted!  0 1
Honestly...Out of everyone I have... I want Darryl back the most  0 1
new to twitterr! headed to the beach tomorrow  &lt;3 0 1
@Pockless Sadly not, we were good boys and sat indoors even though all we wanted was sunshine and lolly pops...  0 1
@sharaliou OR it could've been the family I spend 30 hours a week with who have all been sick for a month... I dunno...  0 1
@MrsJMD i think it's hormones   but i feel better today! 0 1
@lameymacdonald Good morning! Will you send us some of that wind? It's getting hot here  0 1
@gfalcone601 lots of love and a huge hug! he's sick though  i shouldn't hug him right now!X 0 1
@stepniewes Don't u always get a day off school anyway since ur bday is on June 12? So anyway, what are you planning for your birthday?  0 1
Apparently it is too late to sign up for classes over the summer. I should have planned htat out earlier. Sigh. Next summer  0 1
gone..... i knew tht wud work! lol...im about to watch greek... finished hills... im so sad!  0 1
@DonnieWahlberg We cannot wait to see you again  0 1
@msmissee that was going to be my guess. I just logged on and missed out  but I knew. U know that's where I'm headin2 in vegas. 0 1
@mrbrown - Btw, it turns out that u know my bro Haresh (U Penn). He speaks very highly of u!  0 1
Not so good of a morning   The lakers lost 0 1
is catching up on old bones episodes that she hasn't watched, ah i love Booth  xx 0 1
Awww... Titanic was on a while ago. I should've watched it.  I guess that's why Titanic is one of the trending topics right now.  0 1
@holleewoods hey!  Got your scarf? 0 1
@DiamondzR4ever Thanks sis! I hope so too!!! Have a good day...  0 1
@garethjcampbell I will let you know  haha wheyy and now apprentice, kate and yasmina i don't watch the apprentice i'm afraid :/ BNP SUCK! 0 1
@reinix happy D-Day  0 1
jaa des wär amal was     || it's raining ;) 0 1
@strangedesign So you already have the MacBook and now getting the iPhone. You might be an Apple TV away from being a fanboy yourself  0 1
@Mia_R I know! The crappest thing is that the whole time I'm at work, he doesn't tweet because I leave at 4:30 &amp; that's only 11:30 there  0 1
@TVsnark hey. where have you been? hope you get some rest!  0 1
managed 2 work 4 three hrs. today. back to bed  0 1
@prof3ta I'm waiting too for Snow Leopard... and maybe for a 13'' MacBook Pro  0 1
@WWF_Climate I hope you have a good evening. Enjoy your dinner. I am heading to bed, too tired, it is almost 1am. Good night  0 1
Getting ready to install The Sims 3! Thanks @danumaya for lending  0 1
@ohsuzanne   give back to shell! nao!!!  0 1
I wish I could live May 30th, 2009 DMB, VIP at Fenway-over and over and over again for the rest of my life. Nothing else.  0 1
been up, getting ready for work all day.  woooooo.   0 1
Cooking up some hamburgers for the fam bam.  0 1
@moonfrye i believed that the people on tv could see me too..and that includes you.  0 1
im really really really tired shelby  0 1
I will be posting up a link from the recital later so you guys can tune in LIVE!!  0 1
@swissfairy Thanks for responding glad you agree  0 1
@notbianca Is your schedule, okay?  0 1
is home..  time to enjoy the so called weekend .. bring it on ! 0 1
@cyandle Hooowwww nice! Have a wonderful ride! (I just got back from a run and snapped a pic. It was heavenly.)   0 1
im very sad now  0 1
So happy right now  0 1
Going to bed then up early to do my grandmas garden with my aunt and then homeward bound before noon  0 1
Simi valley.. Matt missed another birthday cake!  0 1
@theroser yesssssss it is gray but slightly warm  0 1
@sarahemm yay! Enjoy, and we'll be thinking about you up there.  0 1
@rebeccawoodhead Tried to join but it keeps telling me my link isn't correct. Hmmmm....will have to work on it when I get home from work  0 1
@kariebookish knit it now, wear i later  0 1
@jlrussell I realized that this year too  Hope you had a good one anyway! 0 1
@DukeWBBSID i'm glad Coach P goes out to support them. i wish we could go too.  0 1
Finally off. Some cool people came by. Not to see me but whatev. Saw best friend angel. How i miss the others  0 1
i go to camp three weeks tomorrow.  0 1
@_tanita liiiiink?  is the site american? 0 1
Twitter was on a verizon commercial! Started convo in which i learned my bff has twitter! Whooooo twitter!  0 1
@YoungWoon damnnnn thats crazyy now i reallyyy wanna watch it!  0 1
Just got back from walking Stella.  Attempted to jog the last leg... bad idea... I'm pathetic.  0 1
@Heralupa i would have, but just installed Vista, so no go for me this weekend  0 1
@kylockwood It will be, I'm off!  0 1
I've just got my streetcar essay back from Jerry and its still no good... ah man this is gonna be a bad day  0 1
THIS close to ice cream. They were already closed though.  Just got home...no one's here. Huh. 0 1
@jaimedurante  I'm so addicted since I got the cupcake update.  Well, I was already addicted but now it's worse  luvin it 0 1
@toffeeboy09 ouch - poor you  0 1
Today I will be mostly tanning my legs, curling ma hurr and painting my nails  0 1
Watching the end of titanic  dat movie makes me sad n tense evry time... 0 1
I have an apple tree to plant today and a path to dig... or watch Jon dig topless... if I'm lucky  0 1
mooooorning, woke up with a strong urge to watch 10 things i hate about you but going to work instead  0 1
@BenjaminReid  Epic. I might start playing one of the FF games again soon actualy since I lost all my saves when I got PS3 &amp; sold my PS2 0 1
Transdesign.com! Why do you exist? Ok, so I hauled again  *wallet is hurting* 0 1
...hmm which is worse.. that im going to fail.. or that i deserve to fail  *criessss* how issit already 7:45... where did my day goo?!?! 0 1
Delivered a package to the wrong address. No harm done--thank god for that--but I feel soooooooo guilty  0 1
Dyed my hair!  0 1
woburn for a few days  33 days til graduation  0 1
@tommcfly haha i agree but like danny says on the dvd he is &quot;wierd and wonderful&quot; or as dougie says himself &quot;wierd and greasy&quot; lol xxx  0 1
Just got home and go going to sleep. Nighty night  0 1
Tried getting in the Spotlight Karaoke club in Houston.  had to leave too crowded, no seats 0 1
Just plain sad...sadder than the pics of a Ferrari getting totalled.   http://bit.ly/15RQLF 0 1
Learning how to use this thing  0 1
@katofawesome Praying for love in a lap dance, and paying in naivety. &lt;--One of my fav songs  0 1
@schmuttelicious i mean have u heard about that???  0 1
...and, India missed out its 100th Test victory n 10th consecutive win without a loss.  0 1
at home..on leave and online  0 1
@_Kris_Tina_ relax i wasnt driving just bcuz. It was for a reason lol  0 1
storm &amp; scared dog means no sleep for angela sad day have 2 b up 4 work by 6  0 1
@ddlovato you should deff call it that! you funny  0 1
loves studying while listening to Damien Rice.... so mellow  0 1
Late night stuff.. Making a quick bday card for Haley!   0 1
Nobody on my address book has twitter  0 1
@Aurora_13 Happy Weekend! :-P I am sleepy after working at 8 AM today  0 1
@oli4b it's oooo sooo still.... shhhh shhhhh  0 1
@aimzsta just think how much faster it would be by bike!  0 1
Sometimes I wish I was a warden  0 1
France lost a plane between rio and Paris 228person on board.  0 1
@amieewhitney I replied to u on FB btw  0 1
Just finished with the season finale of #Lost. Now I need to wait for a long time to c wat happens next  0 1
buzzing that I've just built my first ever form of blog archive  0 1
Having dinner with @mariagraciav  0 1
@elmine see?!  outsourced   0 1
just saw People's hottest bachelors 2009.  Jealous of the young single hollywood girls who have a shot with em  0 1
saw the Hangover.  Loved it.  Funny funny funny.  Between that and knowing people do care are making me come around and do a 180  0 1
@AnnaMariaPdT the picture on your background looks gorgeous  0 1
@gabrielolol I'm &quot;supposed&quot; to get a haircut every 6-8 wks to keep it healthy but I'm not made of money  0 1
@PagesofOurLife Nice. Hope your trip went well. Shoot a wedding and you could take 1000 pictures in 6 hours.  0 1
@Nkluvr4eva My poor little dumpling  In Holmdel vids he was really trying...Hope he dont try to hard tonight xx 0 1
@rainydaygoods wow, I'm so jealous. Here am I at work, freezing in my office because of the air conditioning I can't turn down  0 1
I just don't feel like me without an avatar  0 1
About to order yummy Indian food from Mirchi (http://bit.ly/jKsc9). Love their stuff &amp; even better is they deliver   #dinner #canberra 0 1
@timesjoanna I would have thought the Times should be in favour of outing these &quot;anonymous&quot; Iranian Twitterers in the public interest  0 1
@VickiElam Thanx for that  0 1
@kristinnsmith SurveyUSA is coming out tomorrow.  Numbers don't lie... usually. 0 1
ar mate ive got no chance of winning that topshop competition now  booo. 0 1
@ji_ric You must have needed the rest buddy.  0 1
pray for my car y'all... im letting my sister drive it....  0 1
have 5 bow headbands for everyday of the week.  &amp;shopping just now- was super stressful.  0 1
Hell yeah, missed the train  0 1
@kuyaz I miss seeing the hippo bus  0 1
@McFlySarah : me, too.  I hope it'll be soon. oh we'll celebrate a big party, when they'll write their tour dates for Germany, ok? xx 0 1
I will kill myself if summer weather doesn't come soon.  All of this rain is depressing me. 0 1
Waiting for a haircut...then hopefully pedicure  0 1
@whoisSarahWood why you in bad mood hun? i still have a headache from yesterday  0 1
DWH (Driving while haling)  #fb 0 1
@g33kguy @g33kgurrl: Congrats to your son on his graduation, and to both of you for being great parents!  0 1
@Dathar that really sucks.  0 1
@robluvr -oooooh reading and stitching...I'm jealous!!  0 1
At the dr with my mom &gt; beach later  0 1
It's raining in Hungary.The weather makes me sad  0 1
@willebil Good luck. The wireless adapter was the reason why I gave up on Ubuntu  0 1
fed up was going camping 2day  0 1
RHCP...yes  0 1
@mattmaloney I feel cheered up. Wow, talking works! Tanks! Hope you're happy this morning  0 1
@benshephard Explain what that talent exacltly is  0 1
Back from bible study, everyone stayed awake  and why shouldn't they???? and Isaiah opened up it's secrets to us. 0 1
@Vitriol_: &quot;@lordmitchnz  Good evening, kind sir *bows*&quot; ? http://blip.fm/~5z7zv 0 1
@maccast Thanks for the webcam info.  Checking them out.   0 1
@LoveAjaMay i know....i know! but nobody likes it curley. i know that shouldnt matter! lol. but u rite thats what i need to do.  0 1
aephi picnic then some major studying at hillman  0 1
@WesOxford fair enough  0 1
@Devious_D  0 1
First time making kaastengels.. Kurang asiiiinnnn  0 1
@JudeJ2 reat morning  0 1
i love mamajen. i miss my baby creslee  0 1
Heaos keen for next weekend.        Mummy. &lt;3 0 1
Its 232 am. Why can't I sleep? Got to be up in a few.  0 1
ahahahahah can't stop laughing because of that plates-scene  0 1
@potatoon Cake Wrecks.com is seriously hilarious  0 1
@adrienemordecai. HEY YOU GOT A TWITTER!!  and no I don't. 0 1
@DonnieWahlberg @DannyWood Come visit the Fab 4 !!! NOR*CAL is waiting for you!!!   I know you won't be disappointed! 0 1
@baywebdesigns Thank for the blog comments Sharon, love getting insights from other people  0 1
@Natazzz oh, i thought this is one of those big sister programs  0 1
@TAR1K Hey! Already doing that! Wrote a post about #threadless  http://bit.ly/Mb45O 0 1
My sunburn is going away  i give it a day god half until its completly gone 0 1
Not  long  to go now.. before I'll be FREE... Free as a bird!!!!  Tweet Tweet   lol   0 1
@SatsugaiCat me too aww!  0 1
sitting on msn talking to some cool dudes. waiting for myy mum to come home  0 1
Cleaning and laundry day to day  it´s nice to have it done... but not to exciting to do 0 1
@crackedknuckles awww well im glad u dont think tht anymore, nd curt that grass was really ichy  lmao 0 1
@PleasureNPain Thanks. Maybe I didn't want to know the score  0 1
Going to buy a new mattress!  I love my nice new room,but im so bad at keeping things clean! I hope this room doesnt turn to chaos. 0 1
@shawn0 i dont know if you use firefox, but twitterfox is a great app you can use on a pc. Its what i use  0 1
@breannax0 hahaha! thats really funny! im glad my uking made your day better  0 1
Good morning tweet world  LOL no one even looks at my tweets. 0 1
@jax3417 but now that I'm a gator we can somewhat get along with one team  0 1
@lisabarone leave out a voice recorder &amp; have dragon natural search transcribe it? (i forgot about @mattcutts' you and a though  ) 0 1
@ikris72 After party at Sjuans? Didn't see that coming. Full report tomorrow! Including photos.  0 1
Playing wiffle ball with the fammmm!  0 1
Guess what ! Im gonna study today. Its not fun any more  0 1
had too much champagne with some friends last night ...more sleep would be peachy but must ship some orders this morning  0 1
@MPSchwimmer come see me and I promise you won't be lonely!  0 1
@riaface hey! staying at ours post-cocktail is no problem whatsoever! slumber party, cooool! lunch was yum, missed you tho  x x x 0 1
@Dannymcfly NOW THATS CUTE. i want a police dog  0 1
Really needs to do my roots but I have event to go to in 3 weeks!! Damn my job  0 1
Did I submit my #squarespace today? Did now  0 1
@mawreee  hahaha, my zobel  batchmates will always be the best audience to play for, crazy! thanks mari  0 1
Researching TMJ problems. Boo on my jaw for causing problems...not many blow jobs for me in the future I think  0 1
Nuuuh! I wanted tigers to win  0 1
im listen mercy mercedes right now they are my fav top bands i misses those guys alot  i cant to see them at warped tour :-D 0 1
Just Chilling after MCFLY last night! ABSOULUTELY INCREDIBLE! =D i love them!  0 1
mmm, 30 min. late, can't find the place  0 1
I  miss you @Balida  Follow my awesome friend 0 1
@jordaaaannnn Damn i wanna see the rest!! i only saw like 30 minutes  0 1
@luluhamaham I'd pass that one.  SUN is nice. I can feel it now. I'm thinking of posting an *exclusive* new hair picture to Twitter only. 0 1
at work and am dying...  0 1
@giblahoj be carefull too  !! 0 1
bri is going to camp tomorrow....    0 1
@LaurenConrad I love when you write what shows you are going to be on so I can Tivo them! But I missed The View  0 1
@MichaelEdwards0: virus dedected on your last link  0 1
@stormgrl Brave girl! How did you like th 'applewine'? I'm really proud of you!  0 1
getts to go the 2009 Women's Softball College World Series!!!!  0 1
@sayitwithecards Good stuff. We sell a selection of Jewish favours too. Thanks for the reply  0 1
i want more followers  0 1
In a car with joe and Blake for theft few hours  0 1
didn't make it early enough to see DS   and instead enjoyed a nice sushi dinner in the E. Village w/ D... hadn't had sushi in about 7 mo! 0 1
Why won't my Superstition and Paranoid appear on my iTunes library on my comp? They aren't syncing  0 1
@wmauyeong Aww shame  0 1
http://twitpic.com/6yt1s - Do you think?? I looked at Do You Lilac It? I think A Grape Fit! is slightly darker...  0 1
28 days  did I mention I can't go back to sleep? 0 1
just went swimming, took a shower, have to wake up at 6:45 A.M. tomorrow!!!!  0 1
@itweetreply site does not like .info domains  0 1
@lizzochka : she wanted to strip down but the officals said no. They took germanys only chance to win  #eurovision 0 1
@HyperActiveX yes. in the brain  the sleep centre  0 1
sister came back...but nothing for me  0 1
@tpwrpg Heres what I came up with:  http://is.gd/QUU6 Let me know if you like it / How you'd want it animated.  0 1
totally just got bit by ants.  0 1
dammit wish I had a tennis partner  0 1
@dragonlady76 Good luck on the exam!  0 1
@bigyahu No! not sure whether to be relieved or offended!  Have a gr8 wkend 0 1
Life is really hard  0 1
@roudy4561 my head is hurting  0 1
@asmunder good to meet you IRL finally on Friday.  BTW, a friend of mine has an interesting startup plan, he'll be contacting you! 0 1
@CMajor you certainly will!  0 1
@bilbar well, since you're there I could really use a green tea here if you don't mind...  0 1
i was wrong, msg came from an unknown number, turns out to be one of my highschool friends, whom i forgot to re-add to my omnia  0 1
hehe, take pics for myspace !  owww here be cold :S 0 1
Oh crap I forgot follow Friday :C sorry guys  0 1
love having 3 days off of school  0 1
http://bit.ly/2gWFTc  I miss these days.  0 1
@elainanic and its too hard to read lol i'm doing the trending topic thing &quot;dontyouhateitwhen&quot; haha i like some trending topics sometime  0 1
@CasRump no! i like spanish  it makes it more fun. no one knows what i say. haaha 0 1
ZOMG the show was epic  0 1
@RosieGoa it poured over here! rain rain rain. but now the sun is back. all is well  0 1
@luke5342 What's wrong? What's on your mind?  0 1
today is literally the worst day ever! today just proves why I hate mondays  0 1
Is not looking forward to Monday  Booo!!! 0 1
Ugh! Carry-on was too heavy so was forced to check it for 90 quid! Plus one bag also over - 35 quid.  0 1
http://bit.ly/NPiRH  -- like this song  0 1
@toya0122 @arsenal89123 @mykey2027 @gilbertgacilan - thanks for checking out the vid!  0 1
wants winter to end already!!!  0 1
i'll get to hollywood another way..!  0 1
I hate the bites on my feet, they itch to no end  0 1
Today starts my last week of freedom  0 1
@AHS_Bellingham I will be out of town in August,  0 1
@kirstysan Hehe, I was in the Secondlife bit  0 1
@LaylaNatalie  I want some pringles now. 0 1
made dentist appointment. 9th of June. feel sick and nervous already  However. Ibprofen, Paracetemol and Codeine are my friends. *sigh* 0 1
cleaning bathroom, exercise, printing out pics, goin out to din with carolyn and then going to xpression's recital...i wish i was in it  0 1
I seriously want to try out Google Wave. Anybody have an invite or a something  0 1
I don't want fleury pulled though  0 1
@anna8687 awh...  too bad about the no wet t shirt.. next time gorgeous, you'll get to tease the hell out of em.. ;) 0 1
after finding out how much brit tickets are shes realised she wony b able 2 afford 2 go  0 1
@tehtinar I had strawberries but I eated them.  0 1
@karisaurusrex hahah that was sent late... Let's dance across the states, we'll dominate this nation!  0 1
@PassionMD I could see your quote but not vote for it??  0 1
im soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored can't be botherd  2 go 2 school on monday arghhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!      0 1
@misslexieboo  thanx 0 1
@emilylacy no, you love NY, come back to us. and why arent you following me?  i thought you loved me  0 1
@franka91 sure they like you and her too!  0 1
Absolutely tragic  Poor souls. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8076848.stm 0 1
@liamlager i don't have my 360 tonight. My brother is borrowing it for one of his 'overnight party things'..so not tonight i'm afraid.  0 1
Thinking about my final exam tonight  0 1
@Peter_Murphy and NHL by far. There's nobody more impressive than a hockey player  0 1
@pilchard7 mine was soooo very much worse Gloria Estifian 's(?) Go Away on tape at woolies...ohww the shame  0 1
@smithant My husband is too cheap to pay someone to mow my lawn...  0 1
goodnight @jonathanrknight, no chance of staying up for your tweets 2knight!!  xo 0 1
ooooooooo happy saturday!!  0 1
Bill died! From kill bill  rip!! And it might have been from choking himself as he was masterbating  0 1
Had such a weird dream, it made me kind of sad as well  0 1
@rickypl1978 lol.. i like this one  0 1
@PatrickMoorhead - very true for an ingredient brand.  0 1
HAHAHA, I want to watch 17 Again.  0 1
I just broke the external door handle on my car, which wouldn't matter that much if the other external door handle wasn't broken too  0 1
@piratecsibi I'm sooo happy and proud of our DIVA!!!!  she deserve it  0 1
@blak_token_guy oh really? Awesome! Haha I only have seasons 1-5, so gotta get the rest. Yeah it was good. So sad coz its the end  0 1
@Welshgirl35 Hey  Why thankyou. How's u? x 0 1
@giblahoj Congratulations ! Smart, singer, guitarist, it seems you can do everything ! XD I'll take my exam on thursday ! Good monday Jo  0 1
@Jasperblu Yes. Delicate. Or maybe dainty.  Sure wish *I* had some ice cream abt now. 0 1
IS watching Star Academy   0 1
Working the morning away  But planning to spend the afternoon photographing pearls. 0 1
@thriftymommy well my daughter is 20 now...thats why I said 'I miss those days'...they go by sooo fast  0 1
Tonight was a letdown. I was all excited and then nothing.  0 1
&quot;Once you get to know people you're quite the goofball&quot;...my thoughts exactly  0 1
I hope Microsoft have fixed #xboxlive #marketplace this morning last night I was having 0 luck with it .. I want to play #samandmax  0 1
@chasonice you might want to try me, I can tell your daughter to clean her room without wearing your voice out.  0 1
@Stacilynny Its tomorrow!!!!  0 1
@lady_sackville jajajaja... elearning con twitter  0 1
misses the Twitter parties with her besties  0 1
IF UR NOT ALREADY AUTOMATING UR DAILY BIZ TWEETS, TRY THIS FREE TOOL! IT'S SO COOL &amp; EASY TO USE.  http://snipr.com/j3gcm I LOVE IT! 0 1
my pics are too large to load up  0 1
4am foodshopping cause I was sick all day and was in hospitals  being alone blows 0 1
@kawslife ok - where do I find my pin  0 1
Pink was awesome as live  0 1
The last scene of Pushing Daisies. Ever. http://tinyurl.com/dcy4oy 0 1
@dearlennon my perfect.  feel better asap, k? k. 0 1
had a fight with my man &quot;to be!&quot;  0 1
Just post tons of my Bali vacation photos to my facebook. Makes me miss Ubud  want to go back! Its too shortttttttt 0 1
@_JessesGirl we're all going early for dinner then all under agers leave by 10pm  then yall can go to the fair to see Quest Crew! 0 1
Bought another 3 books at lunchtime today, Im so naughty  0 1
@snipeyhead Aw you didnt like mine?  0 1
@willmcinnes very cool FB picture man  0 1
@Silverahnia i got u!  0 1
why did i again forget to bring ice cream home with me?   ice cream, what's NOT for dinner 0 1
mommy, i feel hot.  im sick so i hafta go to bed early.  0 1
@mcraddictal  0 1
@AllotmentViv I tried that with ants, they just laughed at me and carried on!  0 1
Is going to have lunch wit da family, its smells wonderful  0 1
We're over 500 followers now--thanks for all of the #ff love and I'll make sure to hook everyone up next Friday  0 1
I don't feel good today  I should have stayed home... 0 1
sitting at college doing course work  0 1
Resetting my laptop and crossing everything.  0 1
CHARGING. CHARGING. CHARGING....   [first.love] 0 1
@jaideeh u twitterin then lol u lazy sod up that late  0 1
finally completed CFA Preparation Class, hoping this will help me to pass the Exam  0 1
@TriciaRuiiiz  no replies yet? ))))) 0 1
@DianeV_V i haven't seen you in approx. a year. do something with ME sometime   ahaha 0 1
@jordanknight You're playing with our nerves Jordan lol ! Have a great day  0 1
HOLY CRAP! I'm so tired, but i cant go back to sleep!  0 1
@AEphotoWPG hee hee!  Yes, I shall try to keep it together. Dang, I wonder what is going on with The Killers. They are lates  0 1
Shouts to my 58 year old dad who danced with every girl in the club the other night, Showed me out , I SEEN HIM  0 1
@popstarmagazine aww i l0ve josh..hez awes0me..i wana see a pic of hm..and i l0ve victoria too and yeah she is gorge  0 1
@rondelonline yup yup Essy and I most def rep Greenz!   SPICE ISLAND MASSIVE! 0 1
i've got josie-lee laying infront of me on the sofa asleep. shes kicking me i wonder what shes dreaming about?  0 1
Dinner &amp; a movie  Watchin' the Hangover AGAiNN!! Yessss 0 1
My brother's treating bagel bites.  0 1
@RustedParadox yesss, exactly  0 1
i cant believe its almost 6am and I'm still up!!  I have my final in 3 1/2 hrs... has anyone here ever been to south or north dakota?? 0 1
buenos dias! getting ready to go to the gym with er-n  0 1
@Roosta562 well not exactly haha besides I love Shannon brown first, ariza second, Kobe third  0 1
@Simone awesome sounds like I should me coming with you  0 1
is happy for the Class of '09. '07 is STILL better  0 1
Done with work. Riding my bike home on a good day!  0 1
I love my dog! Well I love all my dogs, but I love my dog the most  0 1
@Amanda_Holden good to have you back amanda  BGT final was amazing! Enjoy New York x 0 1
watching detective conan!!  0 1
@iandrea  nooooooooo! Know anyone who else is selling? 0 1
Happy Monday world.  Lots of reading this morning, starting with www.copyblogger.com. 0 1
Two dozen cookiez.  I mades 'em!  0 1
reading breaking dawn for the 3rd time  ooh EDWARD! 0 1
I obstructive bronchitis  0 1
everything is going to fucking shit, yet again  0 1
I'm scared right now. I don't wanna be home alone.  0 1
just accidently poked himself in the eye which his pen.. Oopsie..  0 1
Obviously, I recommend myself for Web site writing services    But, every writer has their own style- you want to find the best for you. 0 1
@sefania Please disseminate the caffeine infusion to other Brains in need upon completion. Thank you... The Management.   hugggg 0 1
Also dreamed of flesh eating people.  If you breathed in the beetle particles you would become them.   0 1
I'm making a pizza, it better be done soon, or i'm going to have to put it in my pockets  0 1
But I still love her.  She looks cute even though they shaved her! (cozy) http://plurk.com/p/vfm4r 0 1
a record, six hours later, urine still smells like that asparagus chemical. how about that?  0 1
Things that matter: middle school ONE  0 1
Is doin our Kappa Delta sendoff I love me sisters whose graduating n leavin me  0 1
@rivadelviatma hahaha yeap. thanks  what r u doing now? I'm kinda bored huhu 0 1
 twitter's not letting me post my photo. 0 1
Everyone's gotta make a mobile-twitter &quot;reply&quot; mistake at least once.  Up and early getting ready for a long weekend of @eastcoastyouth 0 1
Dave N' Busters with boo boo was poppin ..  @MiiSs_AhhTeeYaa I missed u babygirllllll ! 0 1
@dreese Really good, love the speed increased - uploaded a 1.2gb iMovie project without me even noticing. Crossed 100gb backed up now  0 1
But at least he'll get the sale  0 1
About to watch the last Leno Tonight Show.   0 1
Getting ready to go volunteer at the courage center, which is a facility for the physicaly diabled.  0 1
@bradruggles If you're in the neighborhood, I'll be at Northview's Capstone until 11 a.m.  0 1
Ooh. Another item sold on amazon  0 1
so tired, last day of school today, i hope i dont cry  0 1
y did i do this to myself? crushed numb stupid and hurt is not even close to how i feel F!@# you!  0 1
@BIGDOTSTRY_79 Thanks baby for keepin me from bein all miserable. Awww my Da Da so sweet! 10/19 bae.....x79!! Peep the lucky numbers  0 1
Happy anniversary to me and my hubby!  7 years on the 7th  0 1
@dnaemerson ooohhh.... hiking where? and which thrift store? anything good?  0 1
Off to another day of school. Its almost over!  0 1
jack..it is the devil next to tequila, i'm about to throw my drink @ the EX but we don't waste liquor..lol...so still no sign of #Robsten  0 1
Can't wait to build the morning fire! Now that the camping trip is over I'm starting to like it!  0 1
@PuraNRG I assume you mean the thickness of the insulation  0 1
matt westhoff scored a goal for port  0 1
Doctor's appointment finally ended. Verdict: no running for 3 more weeks  0 1
@hamishjones thanks Hamish. Not sure what happened to the autoresponder but it seems that a lot were not delivered  0 1
@nineteenten i think everyone is on the same plane  0 1
story tellin wif him, bye tweeps and gonna wtch KIM BUM  0 1
...signing out. See you all later!  0 1
lol when you don't choose an option, the voicemail lady says &quot;are you still there?&quot; portal  0 1
What a busy day.  Afternoon was spent in the sprinkler  0 1
great it's a beautiful sat and i have to go to work!  0 1
@Freakboy Yes I do  BTW; Hows Fanime? 0 1
@mphillibert tying my shoes then headed to the gym, Hope you are having a really good day  0 1
at home enjoying my night before a long day at work!!!...work  0 1
@VanityMakeup defs optus, im with optus/boost  0 1
@sharmildesigns 101-96 Lakers won.  0 1
just finished doing a TON of advertising. now im gunna make some free graphics..nobody has visited my site yet..sadly  0 1
@ujinc Get 100 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip  0 1
@Greenskull I actually DID draw you because I wanted to do a guest comic for RULe but I never finished it.  0 1
Wahhh iPhone map didn't for me today. I got lost and end up driving 40 miles more  . Maybe I need to upgrade the software heh ????? 0 1
just booked tickets for Fightstar on Halloween @ Sheps Bush  0 1
@steve5424 noooooooooooo I just said to my mum I'd rather have a magnum  love them 0 1
No good social events tonight  0 1
Not feeling well today  0 1
I'm going to miss @aaronmontijo and his flirty self.  0 1
Watching brothers n sisters season 3 episode 16 hehe tadi udah ambil jatah indomie utk minggu ini, skrg kekenyangan huaaaaa  0 1
Off to see Nickelback tomorrow night.  0 1
@Ennellekay but you could of taken a minute to see me  laaaaaame lol 0 1
Last day at work...Sick to the bone  0 1
nothings impossible.  0 1
@grapefruit7 broookkeeeeee! haha, yeah im successfully procrastinating at schoolwork right now  0 1
I need to be restricted from buying apps on iTunes.  I only use them for a week before they get  boring/ old to me   sorry mom 0 1
I poured my melted coconut oil into my lap  so now I have used it as a lotion. Micheal says I stink!! Poop on him I smell sexy! 0 1
@te3nuh yehhhh thatts maaa booo  lol 0 1
@ladybolan god you too?? I've completed cooked myself. I was just so busy out in the garden I didn't feel it at the time. Fucking hurts  0 1
@prenvo I've found Push IM to be actually a PITA. Push Twitter might be better due to assuming a delay for responses. Push IM just loud  0 1
studying for the project...  0 1
so hungry, could go for a warm bake dinner for lunch. Might make myself veges and chicken actually. imu  0 1
I need a new twitter pic cause every1's are so pretty and then theres mine... im on a mission   0 1
@araispoetry Aww congrats you two! Hope you have many more yearly anniversaries to come  0 1
I wish i had some food.  0 1
Just found out one of my close friends is HIV positive. Heavy. I totally brole down. Thank God for ur health everyday.  0 1
I have so much grains... I'm scared  0 1
I'm waiting for him to say, cassandra, JUMP ON IT!  .:BigPoppa:. 0 1
@madzmadzmadz WOW!! CONGRATS SUPER BEND!!!!  so ano magiging work mo dun? 0 1
@ShoeGirl21 great!  0 1
sad i can't make it to my bff's house today in Gulfport    i &lt;3 her &amp; haven't seen her in the LONGEST!! 0 1
The headache season has begun in ernest  0 1
@roxymurphy Oh no Roxy!  Sorry to hear he is on strike. L did that about 2 wks before we left FL.. She has been off now sence then.  0 1
@snaps4hollywood it's a virus.  0 1
not really...the usual. sad its monday  @0001t 0 1
So Arwin (my dog) just had puppies. There so cute  0 1
Going to bed  0 1
Im new to this, help me out.  0 1
RIP Thunder  And anyone know any place hiring? We're getting desperate enough to start looking out of state... 0 1
@megoizzy glad to have you Megan  i'll be on the lookout for your email! 0 1
Britney concert tonight with Sarah jernigan.  SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0 1
@AISITLT Sounds wicked  Sorry I didn't make it to recording though guys! 0 1
this reg medicine isn't wkin I want my Mommy... &amp;  My Daddy 2 ck me n bring me som perscription Meds Damn where r they now  0 1
@vanakoestoer BC team wanna convoy? coz me and kak echie have an idea to depart together. maybe we have to rent a car  0 1
There are times when the UK feels really close. Then there are times, like 24th June, when it is bitterly far away.  0 1
@alpha1beta ive got it on me, but it will take all night to install  0 1
it's finally the weekend, and I'm working doubles the whole time  0 1
thinks that he should have gone out tonight  0 1
@Angelkiss283 Working is no fun!  How about today?  Angie and I were going to work on a project, but I guess she's going camping now.  0 1
@mileycyrus JUST TRIED TO VOTE FOR YOU AGAIN...APPARENTLY YOU CAN ONLY VOTE ONCE  BUT IM PRAYING FOR YOU TO WIN!!!!  0 1
waitin for bb eviction, had a good day today actually. saw the knightswood show, it was soo good. i wish i could dance professionally ..  0 1
@madamezenaida Haha I do too, sometimes... I say, people like us learn from other's mistakes.  0 1
@sickk_stashley Oh my gosh.  I'm sorry. i love youuu&lt;33 im sure everything will be okayy 0 1
@wheatus LOVING U GUYS ATM  0 1
I am wayyyy too poor  so bad. 0 1
sitting outside my hotel room listening to the ocean  0 1
just up and it's freezing  0 1
@MEBair Was lured to the Chicago area for a brief (read: two-winter) stay, then settled in TX. We'll have to compare Houston notes.  0 1
Loves how busy it is today! Going to be a long couple of days  0 1
In the mountains for the day.....no service  0 1
off to get ready for english exam and then catch a lift to go sit for it  pray for me!! i seriously need all the help i can get. xx 0 1
@jeannex yes, years ago  0 1
@PTIShow how is Shaq trade RUMORS more important than the Stanley Cup Champs??!!! come on where's the love for the Pens?!  0 1
@chasv how fun.  And Great movie!   0 1
@Dexojean oh man, can I come to??? I want to plan!  0 1
God i dont think ive ever had such a bad morning...  0 1
@zackalltimelow Zack you and atl were incredible! thank you so much. do you like the scrapbook emily and I made btw?  0 1
I feel so happy, possibly high ! I love days like this, when one thing makes your whole day  0 1
What is it about thrift shops that excites me? Perhaps the thrill of cheap purchases or the occasional hidden gem. No comics, though.  0 1
tried to stick around outside the stage door to get his autograph but was told that he had already left out a side door  0 1
@Tiggythepiggy was gonna make em with jam  0 1
@mrsjmbj employee discount has been discontinued as of last Monday due to the economy  0 1
Shopping  0 1
should be at school but no..  0 1
@howardey  0 1
@Olneyenzo I'm reading Harry Potter, yey  0 1
Cant sleep  this sucks 0 1
tree planting in the AM  0 1
http://twitpic.com/7j1e8 - i miss my hair being like this.  i cant wait for it to grow out again. 0 1
My first Joe was better than the rest  i need to do his face better!! 0 1
I'll miss my former school SOUTHERNSIDE MONTESSORI SCHOOL and also my friends there.  0 1
needs to go to sleep. I'm hooked on Mafia Wars  0 1
Leavers BBQ was nothing special  0 1
My husband didn't let me watch my movie  I'm sad I really wanted to watch it :'( 0 1
In love with enter shikari's juggernauts (L)  Loove the lyrics. 0 1
so, why the hell are we going to school for 2 hours next monday and tuesday...dumb snow days and thier lame rules...my mom making me go  0 1
@lianacordes Yes! Thanks for following me!  0 1
@AuntCindysAttic that sounds yummy!!! Enjoy  0 1
Great advice for new tweeters &quot;You might want to tweet before you follow. http://bit.ly/2Tsri &quot; Yes, yes!  0 1
Let's see...Surprised the wife with breakfast, took Lola in for an oil change, and now I'm preparing for tonight's festivities  0 1
@MacieTuiasosopo summer night? Girl its 3am...its summer morn  night love... 0 1
losing my private insurance today, I am trying really hard not to be angry about it, sometime life is just not fair  0 1
@cascio or ride a bike sometimes instead of driving the hybrid. Look around Amsterdam  #momoams 0 1
goin on big sailin boat next week cant wait  0 1
@fletchxx i'm at my bff's house with some friends just chilling and having some vodka!!  0 1
since everyone else has a tv show i want one  ahahahah 0 1
btw - how many of you realized it's bloomsday today? hooray for james joyce!  read &quot;ulysses&quot;, folks! it's way more fun than it looks!  0 1
Happy Mother's Day, my tweets ;) hope every day is filled with love too, though  0 1
Really good paradoy on twitter this Flutter  0 1
@DazzleMeThis bitch, no. intreguing, quite.  0 1
 leaving Cali! Heading to LA first. 0 1
still drunk and work in an hour...fml  0 1
@gigi4462 I'm good how are u? I'm about to twitpic a bunch of pics of our more gorgeous men LMAO  0 1
@DionneSouth oops, I think I just did.  glad you could finally join us! 0 1
I just wanna be better already  0 1
ahhhhhhh. its so early.  0 1
@akcent adrian i like your &quot;se thelo&quot;, keep writting!  love, me 0 1
follows the french TV live for the first time in years. I wish I could understand more of it now  0 1
listening to my 5yr old tell me all about his boat trip today around the venice lagoon  0 1
Preparation for tonights gig includes a hell of a lot of twisting and shouting. I'm all twisted out and my throat hurts.  0 1
@pudge75 thinking of you by katy perry. It reminds me of my situation with Kirk.  0 1
@MarDeck I don't think the bill would help those children  But the bill could tear apart innocent families without any just cause. 0 1
Zimbly love looking at pictures of Cherry Blossoms  they make me happee  0 1
is wondering if anyone else sees the baby-face in the full moon tonight?  0 1
Poor widdle kitties.  @adamsconsulting @Jason_Pollock OMG This will make you laugh... 16 Hilarious Pics of WET CATS - http://tr.im/kyRk 0 1
Boy, there sure is a lot of light shining in the Twitterverse today! Good thing I wore my shades.  0 1
@Dayewalker good morning, are you better today?  0 1
@trent_reznor big ole line of conga rats to you sir.  Keep up the good work!  0 1
OMG i so exhausted right now.....thinkn of my plans for the evening  0 1
OHMYGOD THATS WHAT I GET. I ordered benjiman button...my cable box is screwed up and now I can't change channels or watch the movie.  0 1
@SheenaNastaja Yup but I'll finish it tomorrow, sister's request. School's back tom so everybody's off to bed early  Have you watched it? 0 1
@DarthAngelus what tweet was meant for me? ~puzzled~ I can't see anything - not even on your page  0 1
Another how many days before I get to see my love again  0 1
I wish I could go to the flea market in Montgomery  0 1
@Ember_xoxox WOOHOO Nice job! Just hope your able to get everything working properly!  0 1
@DCShoeDiva @moli_v @WatchMeBlush Thank you!!  0 1
@esmeeworld I've voted for you, so that's one more vote you can add..  0 1
is sitting in the sun  0 1
@rashfeather   hey, we should find time to party for @pashfeather and I's birthdays when you get back! 0 1
@MrInfamy nice I like that.....will we see you sober n live today then...?  happy days  0 1
@glossmenagerie who are you wearing looks awesome in the email.. i just dont know if i could pull it off  its the perfect pink! 0 1
One down three more to go  gosh.. 0 1
@Kyliestreet i would say we find me a lady first then we will see what we can do on finding you a boy!  0 1
Listenin to 'Ego' now. It's gooodddd  0 1
Just joined Twitter and I MISS MY BABY!! I'm happy he's in England but, I miss him.  I'm just glad he got tht video phone!  ;) 0 1
I'm a flamingo in a flock of pigeons. Oh i love that movie nicole  0 1
@fossiloflife They can always just not do anything, and the news agencies will move on. Like how the JPR issue was dropped all at once!  0 1
is thinking it's &quot;Supercuts&quot; time again. Why am I dragging my feet so much in looking for a hair stylist? I hate Supercuts and their ilk.  0 1
@caffeinebomb that sounds seriously sucky  0 1
@adzada up early?  0 1
I know i didnt just see that its gonna hit 99 degrees today.  i know i didnt.    0 1
@amanoj taking 70-291 to complete my MCSA  0 1
@darker_artic not too bad then  0 1
@BraveMaiden Yeah, I wish it was Friday !!!  0 1
@Apple i love u, u know that...but my &quot;Check for Update&quot; button is almost crackin cuz i've click'd it 30000 TIMES already and no 3.0 yet!  0 1
@LiverpoolDan is there any way to alter the settings? Or do you know how long you have to wait before you can tweet again?!  0 1
Up was so saaaddd.  but there were two annoying little brats next to me.... so .... it want that fun. too many kids...i dont like kids... 0 1
upset   people are mean to the point. 0 1
Madalinegaga is a no go. I am crushed. Flavorless &quot;grain belt&quot; beer does not make up for it  0 1
@tezzer57 At least til this saturday for me. If weather is like this I will be V happy!  0 1
@tinyvamp yay! way to make me proud!  have you taken oxy before? i've never done that. i need it right now tho. the pain is really intense 0 1
Gah ijust had to help my mom pull weeds  0 1
Happy Mother's Day!  I gotta go to work!  0 1
@aysetugrul I SO envy all you sea people!  0 1
off to doctors  0 1
@LanceLovesHeels Hey are you subscribed to the online &quot;insider&quot; ESPN thing? It wouldn't let me read the full article.  0 1
oooh. i am so ready for a nap. did not sleep very well last night  0 1
@CamdenLuv thank you!  0 1
@wesleylove i dont know.. it just didnt show up  0 1
says I can't breathe without you but I have to.  http://plurk.com/p/12ocp4 0 1
http://twitpic.com/7wwft - AWWW. Merlin. This was my Rabbit. He Passed away a couple of years ago.  0 1
@babybitesnz thanks heaps for all the lovely mentions in your newsletter  the info about merino was great. hope you are well!! 0 1
uhh I forgot to lotion feet dealing with that girl! now I'm walking around with white-knuckled toes  0 1
aAaronSpears, BigmikeClemons, Dave Weckl, n Jimmie Manopo are my drum heroes!!..tq all..u guys r great!  0 1
@KKMommy72 lol, it's good to be organized! I have to be packed way in advance too, with a million lists all over the house!  0 1
Just found out a friends dog died. Vale Gryphon  0 1
@owenblacker a little light lunchtime digesting?! I'm having pasta, meself!  0 1
@ryuganji Thanks from Hiroshi Fujioka http://twitpic.com/6bwhl  0 1
aj rafael 's 1st disney vid is amazing  makes me want to get into piano. hes filthy por realz 0 1
I want to be in Honduras...feelin' kinda homesick  0 1
@jupitusphillip Sorry not enough swearing in your tweets, (like to know some kids could learn a thing or two) I'm off,  0 1
doesn't want to go back to work tomorrow  0 1
STILL have yet to receive my issue of DWM that I ordered a month a half ago.  I'm very irritated.  0 1
@omfgitsella idk if were gonna hang out hahaha .... but we need too  0 1
Sydney - Toyota - Landcruiser  - 1983 - $5,800  - new ad received and will be posted on the HCC site soon  0 1
@nicole85 haha i am deprived of social interaction because I am put in an isolated room. anyway thanks for talking to me   0 1
@Shopaholic_Mama thanks! I spent some time on your site this afternoon - C-U-T-E!!!  (oh, I follow you, too!) 0 1
your strength soo does NOT affect your speed. science taught us that.  0 1
that won't be too hard, but then i have to say bye to all my friends  0 1
@andystorm  I feel so sleepy. But the thought of tomorrow brightens me up! 0 1
http://tinyurl.com/ry9wap Hey! It seems you are a nice man... I cant upload more pics here for some reason  I saw you here and would l ... 0 1
 What a night.. lol 0 1
@RSdhabaddest LOL so I guess ur upset about school too  see I told u HIGH SCHOOL IS SOOOO OLD NEWS!!!!! 0 1
peace of mind  0 1
@GwenNitya Love the TUT messages. Spicy. Just like I like'em  0 1
@picklesticks6 it's still good with me so 1:15  0 1
@prediketflowz dont be like that  0 1
Listening to &quot;Unpredictable&quot; by Honor Society  0 1
@nixsight ach! blocked in the USA.  0 1
really dont want to go to school tomorrow... but only 11 more days of high school! yes!.......  0 1
lyiing down.  0 1
Very Bored   0 1
Boys are sitting down for photos, no touching and no handshakes allowed.  #asylm 0 1
@Wynter1daLand I know this isn't my biz..but honey hands? U 2 with names 4 people..lol..anybody I know????...sike don't annswer.  0 1
@AReneeJ so fun though! I miss doing that type of PR sometimes  0 1
@Kamiece It's what ye olde time Brits used to say. We say &quot;yeah, alright Dad&quot; or &quot;fuckin' hell, alright!&quot; etc.  0 1
@MTV man he tricked us  0 1
Just got done performin. Super tired now. Good night  luv ya! 0 1
I am awaiting the results of the European elections...bye bye Labour  0 1
@sarinsuares thank u, i'll look forward to any feedback/critique...and thank u for interacting with me,i'm really honored!  0 1
@DAChesterFrench &quot;Fingers&quot; make me smile.  0 1
Good Morn. Last day of the hols for mee  Did anyone watch secret milionnaire ? those people are so inspirational. Really makes me think. 0 1
Unyt with Dominic, Lanie and Christianne. I miss the ferbs.  0 1
angry to have been given the run around today  0 1
Sleeping...hoping to wake up early to watch tennis  0 1
Cat(s) are still throwing up...  0 1
OMG 100 updates in twitter  can't belive it xD 0 1
@dkris no problem dude .. any time ..  0 1
@CllrTim  which ward is yours?  I notice our local playground (Gawber) has just been refurbished.  Slide is now a bit tame though  0 1
wishing the rest of my friends knew how to use twitter!  I have no followers  0 1
just got a twitter  0 1
I'm begging, nicely.  0 1
1 last day at the beach and its back to rainy MD  0 1
@kitz007 do I always have to deliver good? I am only human..  sigh the burden of being popular  0 1
@nickolaimathews what time is what due tomorrow? mgmt is due at 2pm and sociology before 4.30... but i submitted mgmt yesterday..  0 1
Pissing annoying date stamp on all my pictures. Wish I'd remembered to turn it off.  0 1
The Makepeace Bros!!! So good! So cute! @ House concert in Del Mar. Wow! I'm impressed!  http://twitpic.com/6bde1 0 1
Went to Twickenham yesterday to watch the Guinness Premiership Final. Glad tigers won! But I cant say it was the best match ever  0 1
it stopped raining  0 1
@McCainBlogette thank you for addressing the murder of Dr. Tiller. it's a really sad day  0 1
@CaitPoland  hey sorry i havnt been able to talk all day  i was at work,&amp;now my screenname wont sign on.but i need to study.quiz tomorrow 0 1
@richellesara Can we please not talk about that please?! I don't think I can handle that fact yet  0 1
@Nahlah1 MIA was having a field trip day and i was one of the chaperones...can you saw awesome?? Alhamdulilah! But i got back by 9:20 pm  0 1
@WorkingManders Cool! I'll be there!  Just tweet me when ur there.. ;) 0 1
@kindlejunkie And by the way, it might not be Jesus, but there is some religiousity wonderfulness in every cheesy cheeto.   0 1
@sidsmumma He he bundle of energy huh! Just how it should be. Have a brill day  0 1
@LaurenConrad gonna miss u on the hills  0 1
my great-cousin Leni was born 2 hours ago!  0 1
@amberalbin last day of french ever today   0 1
@anieszkaa haha imma do my religon assigment tonight so i only have ft and maths due  0 1
I want salameats!  0 1
@judy_jay At least the sun looks like it's going to hang around for a while  It'll be all the sweeter for the wait I imagine  0 1
Just watched Gossip Girl  0 1
aaaaghhh!!! @ciarachillin my fingers jst dnt flow whn typing this. grrr now I gotta reprogram my nubs  0 1
@DanjahOne how was ur birthday? i totally owe you a drink!  0 1
Seven Ways to De-Stress Instantly http://bit.ly/Al9FM *I need that  (via @AudioJungle) 0 1
@sheepmeepbeep LOLLLLL we suck  0 1
I really don't feel good  this suck's... 0 1
@IndiaOnRails my pleasure!!  0 1
is working in office...  0 1
Fuckin Hell! My Picture Is Too Big! Want A Holidayyyy =] Need Come New Clothes, Always Do!  'Xo 0 1
@laurenmyrtle Happy Birthday, Lauren!  0 1
Is an insomniac tonight! Just cannot fall asleep  0 1
My parents refurnished my room!! New bed and new nightstand.  They must want to lure me to come home more often. 0 1
Almost done with day 1..easiest shoot day I've ever been a part of..if only I were getting my full rate  0 1
@ruggybear Yes!! He gets noticed for that more than anything else.   Good screen time. 0 1
Hopes to have a good sleep tonight! NO MORE INSOMNIA.  0 1
eating a sandwich ) and drinking iced tea  0 1
Having Friends fight is the worst feeling ever!  0 1
just passed the place where my old church camp used to be. sadness.  0 1
http://twitpic.com/6vfl5 - On the way to Eugene to see 311!  0 1
@Wilisinvisible oh MAN then im extra slow! ive never seen you drive wil, this saddens me  0 1
Finally got the answers i needed!!!  !!! 0 1
@LatinaNichelle4 yeah i know but its for the betta  0 1
I just finished Mother 3.  It was good  0 1
Kind of a waste of a day.    Didn't get much done.  Sigh...  Going to go go watch this movie here in a few.  Yeah... 0 1
enjoying strawberries and nutella for an afternoon snack with @minicuci. jealous @klengle?  0 1
needless to say.....my hair is super soft!  0 1
blown tire  0 1
@Leanne0710 thanks  your a star my dear x 0 1
@ceciliabedelia i know so lame  0 1
@laurenmarcelle I can't text. My phone died and I'm not home. So... thought you should know that.... love you!  0 1
Home from work in need of a full body massage ..  0 1
Photo: thisiswhyyourefat: Someone, bring me to try ravioli  http://tumblr.com/xvm23xwil 0 1
@kirstiealley LOL Hi Kirstie Cant wait for the fun and the censored, censored, censored  0 1
@AdmiralStanley stanleyyyyy shafer is soooo dull! i love history but the way he teaches it makes me sleepy  0 1
@autismmom07 I am in the same boat! We really want to heal Gabe's gut, but I feel like we keep having little set-backs here and there!    0 1
such a hot hot day  0 1
The stimulus bill is anti small business. Grants not contracts. They were able to avoid the small business provisions.  0 1
This is the worst weekend to have a giant ass Bandaid on ur nose!!!! DAMMIT!!  0 1
@postures True. I'm a great Monaco and The Other Two fan, I guess Bad Lieutenant will follow the trend  0 1
Becoming fan of OmniOutliner Pro! Really helps me to structure my thoughts  0 1
Phoned about the cottage- it DOES have a garden but someone's putting a deposit down. Gutted. Also no Southampton due to traffic. Rubbish  0 1
my ipod is died  0 1
wants tickets  0 1
@greyrider :giggles: it sounds like you're having a blast  0 1
@brianangelday26 u don't like us??  u dont wanna be our friend?? 0 1
It's a fine day!! but, I will stay at home all the day....I can't finish writing mail to my friends in English quickly  0 1
i can't send direct messages  0 1
Well @LauraJConnor, didn't it always seem too good to be true ?  0 1
bout 2 go out...mite swing by Mad Monkey, def. goin 2 Tims n chillin in the DaViEs  Big Tune&gt;&gt;&gt; http://bit.ly/YYLE9 0 1
@jarekpastor I went to go look that up, it does look good! but I don't get G4  0 1
@lilyroseallen why oh WHY are you not playing at Splendour in the Grass this year. I am SO disappointed  0 1
@rcsantosbia That's really, really sad.  0 1
@naataalieee I think coz I asked too late. LOL. Like you did with fair. And then we had argument. Mum wouldve let me go  0 1
In bed now, alone  lol 0 1
@awhannum  no problem fun stuff- the movie awards were weird haha wow 0 1
@hcsfchick .... oh you poor thing  0 1
Lets see in how long I snap ;-( it's been a hard day no time for nada. I want my lunch time ;-( so I could clear my mind  0 1
@hayleyscomet92 thanks but I really wanted a picture with you  0 1
Twitter has gone downhill. Good people like @AlexAllTimeLow @JackAllTimeLow @markhoppus and @mikegentile don't update as much  0 1
@Mickystarship i said jail twice  0 1
Recommended @sobeworld to @MrTweet 'I love Lee!! Sobe is one the best delights  Gotta love the Yutuz Black Curran...' http://cli.gs/tZd9VL 0 1
My friend got out of jail today  yayyyyy 0 1
Just now getting into my bed...long days = sleepless nights  0 1
@headfirstfor i was taking a shower.  now i'll watch a movie, i guess. HAHAH 0 1
@lisannebotger @gilly77 thank you for the good luck's  its still in 19hrs more though hahha I'll post pictures and stuff 4 u 2 seebye XO 0 1
@ClassikBeats Good luck  0 1
@gulpanag get well soon Gulji  0 1
Thinking about my graduation..  0 1
yay Hector's here  0 1
@inhokim I think you're right! Words always have to be interpreted. It's unavoidable. Know what I mean?  0 1
@cjmordeno Classes in my school will start on the 15th, same as @tommymords and @marianmordeno.  0 1
booooooo chills  0 1
@datruss yeah, I can see that thinking big theme. ..   Love to find ppl to have those conversations.    one reason I like your blog! 0 1
@paperbrigade let me know how it was  0 1
Swamped! And lunchless.  0 1
bball game: nv2 court, wednesday 1pm  punta kayooo. ) 0 1
@spaceb thanks baby boo  0 1
Macfries for supper made up for my sucky night/dinner  Macfries here's really good, so yup. 0 1
@imcutenoshiiit u should have told me u was rolling  0 1
@rachaelpachel yeah it was a great day in van yesterday  0 1
@meriel I know it's not meeeee. Im surprised either  At least I get to laugh at myself UNLIKE SOME OTHER PEOPLE ) 0 1
My eye's hurt from all the numbers  0 1
Whoo, I have officially taken Bere under my wing  0 1
@krist0ph3r thats damn sad   hope things will be fine after gud lunch... 0 1
wanna eat fish n co! ehehe. omg marcia, dont u realize that youve eaten a loooooot of food  0 1
Too late  0 1
BTW Kitty Hawk NC  shoot rescheduled to the end of the month  oh well it happens! Blah! 0 1
Really wish I didn't get 8.30am phone calls everyday  0 1
Never-before-seen Tiananmen Sq fotos in the Guardian today, incl amazing ground-level pic of tank man. I'd link but still no net @ home  0 1
@johngoldsby Nice suggestions! I'm going with wheel-nuts  0 1
@ThisisDavina we want live feed back Davina, I've been a big fan of BB since is started but have lost interest with no 24hr live feed  0 1
23 days  Jack Johnson, you are not making this any easier. 0 1
wow this week hates me or something..not having a good day again  0 1
@jasminekpk HAHAHA,I got also in my iPod  Lame gila laa.Frankly,Jonas Brothers can really make me laugh over the top. ;) 0 1
WTF::HashTableIterator � Safari 4 beta ?????? ?? ????  0 1
is looking forward to getting back into a place of my own next summer/fall. I miss my own space  0 1
@kim_whattler your email address keeps bouncing my emails back  how rude. Fancy The Cock Inn later this week? 0 1
i had a dream that i was rejected by LIFE. it was shitty and now im going to work.  0 1
I'm working  0 1
@T_A_R_A I was wondering where you were, how come you didn't twitter for a week? and yeah Adam withdrawal syndrome is real/not nice  0 1
arghh!!! last night was amazing meet ruby rose!! such a nice person!  now im off to do a for hour exam  0 1
If you truly love what you do, then you never work a day in your life. Hopefully everyone can now how that feels in their lives.  0 1
@zutaten rearranged again with some help   0 1
Finally heading home from schreiber.. Ugh.. Such a tiring day.    http://myloc.me/447L 0 1
@chi1117 &quot;cocogod&quot;?! Wow that's a big one!  u so cute. 0 1
people amaze me  0 1
Report writing sucks...even more when the sun is shining outside the library and the blinds are closed  0 1
installing @twikini 1.1 i hope exit is back  0 1
@krabumple t.tart@antigirl.com - yes, definitely send me some updates.  i got a zillion myself  0 1
damn rent party cancelled cuz mah dad just got home and then my brother and sister....  0 1
hi guys i'm hOoooome.. after a night in the city wid the girLs  had a bLast.. fun drunken times sorry for the sober ones love you anyway!! 0 1
@ali22san wish I could be there  0 1
@ChrisLaBossiere is he/she an English_____? That could explain it?  0 1
didnt even miss my macbook this weekend - i guess im not addicted  0 1
We did it, Lakers Nation!  It's my last column of the year, &quot;Out of Bounds: Roll the Credits&quot;; http://tinyurl.com/mllnwr 0 1
omgzzz. finally got computer back but it wont let me download music  . .depressing.. 0 1
I feel so sick today i refuse to be sick for my birthday  so im gunna take some pills eat some food and curl up in bed watching tv lol 0 1
is definitely coming down with a cold...  0 1
coming home from the beach. Weather is shitty and raining. My poor bike  0 1
's leg are so TIREDDDD. had a good day with loser cousin, partner in crime, and specks.  0 1
Theres A Digger Or Something Outside At 12.43am. Cant Sleep  0 1
@DonnieWahlberg I got sad news today, but I was advised when life throws lemons... add black rum!!!  0 1
Why must this britney biitch keep followin me! I dont wanna see ur ass suckin on sum dick!!! dammit!  0 1
pussycat dolls concert tonight. i wanna watch it so bad  0 1
Goodmorning everybody!! Graduation party today! I'm soo excited!!!!  0 1
Sicky icky. Need someone to baby me. She's not here to do it.  0 1
argh cant stop yawning  0 1
@piginthepoke I like them all really  big fan of Christie 0 1
@jenkellytisdale: Coool. Your watching the final game. Lakers won game 1. Oh Yeah!  0 1
Missed a good chat tonight  0 1
@sh00nya bad thing is i need to work more on it....  0 1
@backstreetboys Boys, I'm waiting for a call from a host family in the US and nothing yet...why americans don't like me?  #BSB 0 1
@passano what are you talking about! it was scary  0 1
@rswins Sweet Dreams!  0 1
@ReeceNoi aww :-| will you be coming back to waterloo road at all  ?x 0 1
@Pink This town is in love with you  Enjoy! See you soon  0 1
iMissyou baby    !concrete feet! 0 1
@dougiemcfly he's my favourite too. But you were better  tonight was so good, thank you. 0 1
she's back  0 1
@totalfilm Hey guys, any plans for a phone friendly site? I've got a pretty good smartphone but always struggle to load pages  0 1
@jimpick we were amused with how the iphone's camera can bend objects with fast panning  0 1
@RaraACTIVE http://bit.ly/b012j  there you go my dear  0 1
No Phone No Sleep Last Night and No Pancake House This Morning. Sad Day  0 1
my new tattooo..yeahhh i did it...  0 1
@PiscesInPurple Everyone should.   0 1
At the pool with frozen pizza and KoolAid from 1996. What a great summer afternoon  0 1
My dog just out witted me in order to get a spot in my girlfriends bed!  fuck my life! 0 1
@philsphydzn I like business  Set up analytics, waiting for traffic &amp; the Google servers to recognise I've put in the code. 0 1
Not feelin so well today, missin my baby girl  still laughin at role models tho lol 0 1
@dougiemcfly - you roll the program of Faustão was beautiful! haha  I love you, ♥ 0 1
I actually hate my house today  0 1
Great aunties house, offered food 4 times in 10 minutes! ... Agreed to small meal = 4 course feast then coffee, biscuits and chocolate.  0 1
@jenalfano where is the link? I dont see it.  0 1
@TheMirco Hey... will you follow me back ?? thanks  0 1
@lenashou you didn't SEE it   At least you are trying ;) 0 1
@aliseee LOL, i actually disliked the cast more. i mean i liked taylor and cam more  and robert and kristen less. did you see lil wayne?ha 0 1
Shhh girl, shut your lips. Do the hellen keller and talk with your hips.... TUNEEE  0 1
@DPinky haha still  and, there is only 17 school days left,not 21. 0 1
@michaelmagical Are you a jockey?  0 1
In a john mayer mood on my break. And the Grill cheese is satisfying.  0 1
mossin' w/newmoonmovieorg &amp; the though of miley made me more sick  not good at all&lt;/3 0 1
@Sooz_Collett you are not a geek if you study for a degree.. you are a nerd...  0 1
came back to from the gym in the rain today  0 1
i am in absolute DESPERATE need of someone to cuddle with. please???? i'm lonely  0 1
ready for a new &quot;hard&quot;-work week (this morning i was very busy)... and thinkin' at vacations...   0 1
bed would be a good idea right now. this weekend has been the best ever. i love those guys so much. gotta wait 3 months until next time  0 1
gonna knock out real soon. She intended to sleep earlier but her newly bought gadgets kept her awake up till now. Oh well,  . Hehehe... 0 1
homework from last week  0 1
I really hate when ghetto guys talk to me. I wish the twins would come back  0 1
@MichaelMidnight The event is 'invite-only'  http://tinyurl.com/c7nusl 0 1
@bengribbin My lovely girlfriend wrote that @kassy4 great post  0 1
computerless for the forseeable future  0 1
At #twtrcon : Listening to Guy Kawasaki; Blame Venture cap partners for failures. Claim success for yourself  0 1
off day.! driving lesson later ....  i'm feeling down; 想哭但是哭�?出�?�。  0 1
Had a horrible dream, of riots, people killing wife n kids with bamboo sticks in front of the father and then then killing him    0 1
and now he is snoring.  0 1
Well let's top it off, Capone (my bull terrier) just got into a fight with the neighbor's dog; it broke my heart to see my lil boy fight  0 1
@swoodruff You forgot, MOUSE  0 1
http://twitpic.com/66qvk - The Best movie i have seen in my life! 3D Made it alot better  0 1
@JeanneCant I'm excited about it  0 1
@KCtweets .....My bed is calling also.....And i am fixing to answer  0 1
Just ate the best bacon and tomato sandwich in the universe. Listening to The Magic Position and getting PUMPED!  0 1
@lovey83 i told u what to do about your &quot;guest&quot;...i loathe when you don't listen to me  *sigh* 0 1
@VannyDel You mean like Japan?  0 1
@kksmoccasins @sukritid @braided_one @stansel @ted366 each time I hear Dont Stop Believing all I can think is that I miss all my WM peeps  0 1
loves her lovely mother. She makes everything better! I'm really going to miss her!  0 1
@muddypebbles Congratulations!   0 1
work 9-2, trupia's research paper  0 1
@mistygirlph my pleasure!  0 1
@SallytheShizzle aahh really? pretty sucky ;( omg then i hope the girl doesnt have it cause then it would've spread everywhere  0 1
@stylistisme mannnnnnnnnnn! I forgot all about it. Shucks!  0 1
A guy said.. In India we need Quantity NOT Quality. And i whispered fuck you..  Poor guy.. 0 1
I caught the sun yesterday, im now glowing so much they could use me in a Ready Brek advert  0 1
@y0manchinggg i am in the cherry computer room  happy revising and good luck! 0 1
is feeling unwell  stomach acting up... 0 1
G0t home from work a few hours ago;; ry gets home in 6 hours ahh &amp; my phone is br0ke  0 1
Got Accepted to Grad School!!!  0 1
@antipyronympho Way ahead of you pumpkin.  0 1
I'm getting richer day by day in happy farm  0 1
@foodshethought      0 1
Just managed to wreck my Nokia phone by connecting it to the Nokia PC Suite. Now it won't even go on.  0 1
as if its thundering and raining so hard  0 1
Watermelon is the heroin of fruit  0 1
Moral exam tomorrow. Wish me luck. Hope can get credit or Ace.  0 1
@tommcfly oh, i have a test at the college today. i discovered that yesterday. oh plz wish me luck, ill need it   0 1
@pauljudge well, you're packed and just walked by my office on the way out and i'm still here. are you going to hartsfield?  0 1
@letscall_l your welcome  0 1
OK I mean it can not display chinese in its input box  ????????? 0 1
Why are you following me? (via @Artmaker) // your avatar  0 1
isPlayer Has Died! Sorry  0 1
@heather_xox hahaha doubt it. but whatevs  0 1
watching Oblongs.....can't sleep  0 1
@jabird654 Nope. Wish there were, just to give to some reg Rev folks who weren't there today &amp; will hear everything secondhand  0 1
Aww she's so sweet!  @TabyCat74: @technogiant I do what I can my love. 0 1
@thehillers  Thanks!!  Love your store(s)!   http://www.thehillers.com/  Hope y'all have a fantastic weekend too! 0 1
my gmail spam filter seems to have stopped working  apparently, i'm not the only one: http://tr.im/n3ND anybody else? 0 1
I had fun with daniel, menghow and my colleagues during this farm trip.  0 1
i need more followers  0 1
@hollybird Aww Holly   I'm sorry; it sounds like a nightmare over there. 0 1
got some flowers for his mummy  0 1
cant wait to get down the coast this weekend. Snapper are on, should be a good weekend of fishing  w00t!! 0 1
yesterday was AMAZING !  See Nere today again, her last day in Paris  0 1
@capricarms aw man that sucks  where do you work now? 0 1
first exam tomorrow....      0 1
@EzaChocolate thanks babe  0 1
@BuzzEdition is soo funny  0 1
At least we have sunshine ....  0 1
Blah. Work at job one all day and job two all night.  0 1
Walked that damn hill up kingsbridge now I'm starving  ... Gonna have a huge bowl of cereal and watch Sex and The City  0 1
@jenniebeboo both my feet are covered in band aids and they hurt like a bitch hahahaha. i had so much fun last night  did you have fun? xx 0 1
NOW I'm drifting off. Brilliant.  0 1
Took my little girl to Daddy club for mums this morning. It was rubbish- no talking about dad stuff, kids needed play with and singing!!  0 1
@JacobWolfe Ooooo, can't wait!  I'm ready  0 1
@kaetlynm  why limit your story to 140 ch. Tell all what is annoying you at www.iamsoannoyed.com ,it will help relieve your stress  0 1
@StaciJShelton hey girl!'! I didn't ever get a card!   miss you!!!! 0 1
@akelaa oh you know, livin large, enjoying all 21 of the nice Ithaca days annually... y tu?  0 1
@mikejohnson2009 Yes. I'm located in Singapore.  0 1
@tmnaquin I've thought about it time and time again!!  Things are so bad..  0 1
@piaguanio hello!  thnks for  having david here in the philippines ;) &amp; for the nice interview. 0 1
@PhilHarrison Yes, cool eh?! &amp; U follow Simon Ashaan too, magical musician! Thks 4 the blast from the past ! Off to d/load more Bruce  0 1
its so bloody sunny (: happy times. Im going to see Nclovin to plan ;) should make things cleaner  Im gonna get so burnt though:/ 0 1
I was hoping I could lose some weight this summer but if I continue to hog, I am not going to go anywhere but down  0 1
Happy Friday!!! This weekend offers me 'Angel's and Demons' and the museum of civilization in Hull, including some IMAX science movies  0 1
And that's how I became ambidextrous.  0 1
Hi! Hope day's goin well for you twitterers. So many exams and things goin on this week. I'm stressin! Not good!  0 1
New fave: chocolate flavored mini wheats  0 1
I found our web dev intern, that was quick  0 1
....Just got myself ANOTHER ticket....next time I think dey ass just gonna take my license away...  0 1
Forrest Gump is my love.   0 1
@lowkeyriez @kidcalloway mayb i cnt count, but......thats def 6 names...i cud b mistakin tho!  0 1
is sat in her free period on her own!  0 1
@Excelly haha, hey! it's a talent to even able to play the piano!  Well, i haven't played big time for... a month already. o-o 0 1
bored out of my mind. tried sleeping. i culdnt...  although i get to come home today later tonight :]] 0 1
my brother has a cast and he won't let me sign it  0 1
@ItsDeandraBitch ooooh new picture! hottttttttt  0 1
@Jonasbrothers i love my friends to  0 1
@QuelMarth can't wait for the movie  0 1
eating marmalade and chocolate fingers  xxxc 0 1
Just found a burrito in my car. It's hard  0 1
Sunshine! BBQ time!  0 1
@Kmoody2003 Tried that using telepathy and satellite communications features.  Resulted in electrocution  0 1
@ddlovato yes Gaspard Ulliel actually  everytime I see a new picture I'm nomnomnom. I swear he's the most beautiful man alive! 0 1
time to get myspelf up and do my hair and makeup i dont want to but i have to  0 1
http://bit.ly/8bigA  - inspiration for all us stay at home mums.  0 1
@MommySexKitten Aw, miss you honey!! I bet you girls had an absolute blast! Can't wait to see pics.  0 1
@miss_tattoo ohhhhhhh yes. I think I was ythe only one in my area that knew the words last night.  0 1
I really want to go for a run and do yoga instead of study. At least my procrastinations are healthy  0 1
@suzysmiles Here too...am on my own though. Hubby gone to in laws with kids...been nice to have break but missing them now  0 1
@Scootaluv LOL your a good person..with a split personality ..but good job  0 1
Was hoping to have a new toy in time for BarCampSD this weekend... sad  0 1
I don't know which show to watch tonight, I love Dancing With The Stars but I also love American Idol!  0 1
@Diond408 She saw us doing what now? (Thanks for the compliment though). And no, I don't do drugs.  0 1
@davidscohen am severely late in responding. still new to this  will email you off-line. hope all is well in your kingdom. 0 1
@daraguiney you're on tour w/ aerosmith now?! Sweet hottness  0 1
@kapullito_au Javiera Paz , please connect right now .... i miss you   0 1
Getting ready to take some pics for the boo  0 1
@michaelwsmith Yeah me and Bono were hanging last week. He told me the same quote. Actually he sends out most of my tweets. No big deal.  0 1
Welcome back to the twitterverse @mmangen. We certainly missed you!  0 1
At work, wishing that I could be outside enjoying this beautiful weather. Thank goodness its Friday though...  0 1
to followando vc tbm @intothestreet  it's ok, 1bj 0 1
Toast is better but into triangles ) someone direct message me to see if it works  0 1
Course on Monday  0 1
had fun at chel's with nicole and cried watching benjamin button   exciting night i must say 0 1
@little2neurotic  Yes BB exclusive.  0 1
The sun is out, there's (some) cold beer in the fridge.... Damn! I've got to go to work...  0 1
Going shopping with teenagers...god surely invented them to punish us for sex  0 1
I have a new appreciation for Patrick Shwayze. Oh yes  0 1
Okay so I wanted Chinese cus I was hungry but made brownies. Ate two!! Now I feel sick and my parents just brought home....Chinese food!   0 1
OKAY , night right now. Seriously , I have to get some sleep. Can't wait untill New Moon  Night ! xoxoxo&lt;3 0 1
Tomorrow is my mom's birthday! I have no idea what to get her/what to do for her! AHHH.  0 1
@jordanknight IM trying so hard 2 win Vip tics 2 June T-dot show,meet/greet,watch u rehearse 4 a bit..maybe if I wish on a star tonight!  0 1
the one good thing about watching that is that everyone was laying on my bed and kendall was next to me. shes really hot. lol  0 1
@amu311bd That sucks.  I'm on the IM if ya get this msg. 0 1
bad start to friday... can't believe spice burgers are coming of the market.   0 1
BB: Keely's thinking DC just needs to change his inflection. Keely of chal-MARE-ia. Sounds much more regal, don't ya think  0 1
@superpowerless Tell them that HTML isn't copyrighted or protected. So go away.    0 1
@othermichelleo The other AI twitterheads make up for his lack of it.  Wish that made me happy.   0 1
Aww... My babuy girl keeps tryin to give me kisses... I think she knows somethings wrong  0 1
Argh. bugs bugs bugs.  Task system, newbies dying in the tutorial zone and rezzing outside of it. UGH! 0 1
is lonely  0 1
said: the first sentences to opening this twitter.  0 1
@seanadair this company looks really good but its on sold and bendels   http://www.functionalab.com/?unfold=true 0 1
@TickleMeJoey meee tooo  0 1
@BrianJacobSmith Thanks and thanks for the scoop.  0 1
someone tell me a joke.  0 1
No worries, @DrCris. The surgeon is secretly thinking how glad he is to know he's not the only one who's ever done that.  0 1
I wish I was doing matthew mc conahey...  I was trying to search for him oops 0 1
@KGBWastelander if you don't compare it to #COD4 its a really well put together game! Need a Hand just holla  0 1
http://twitpic.com/7iee0 - @WONKAnation me with my 15 Kazoozles from Bamboozle  0 1
My son has a nasty cough. Poor little guy didn't get enough sleep last night  0 1
Deathly deathly boreddd  0 1
So that's another bit I can cross off the list. Pity the list itself seems to be growing faster than I can cut it down, though  0 1
Has woken up grouchy! My kid came to my room crying really early so I got very little sleep moving around away from kicking all night  0 1
@NatalieGelman keep telling yourself you'll feel better by doing it and tomorrow can be a lazy day... it is Sunfay afterall  (Excuses.) 0 1
Ok trying to find some backrounds for my page but no luck  any suggestions 0 1
@okse  Geek is just another word for cool (unless you're NOT a geek, in which case it just means geek). Or something. 0 1
@vickysita Thanks for helping me  0 1
I wont.  i took off my contacts  0 1
@cookiedorksx3 haha xD whatever you ;p haha i know  &lt;3 0 1
I am currently near LnT Powai, and I stay in Andheri East...Can someone please suggest me a good place to eat..I AM ALONE  0 1
@MrsBonafide dam all good places but got a week only for a vaca  0 1
@Buildabear96  yuu too XD 0 1
@Zwenn @KloeyChloe @Dian_dra the verdict it out. Ill have to spend another 4 hours of my life proving that I have what it takes.  0 1
@HollieChristina LOL abuse it!!!  0 1
@LadyRubaiyat I will have it by friday the latest YEAY !!!!!!!  XX 0 1
need to get ready  0 1
should have the spring hill video done soon  0 1
is so blessed attending the youth camp .. but misses everyone  0 1
I'm not ready for today. Today I have to say bye to my three closest friends here and I have no clue when I'll get to see them again.  0 1
@giajordan Great I come to town, and was hoping for earth shaking sex, not fucking earthquakes, and you dropped me  0 1
@sonyams yikes, ive been there.  0 1
@gone2dmb i know!! i just posted on laurens fb...8:00 sounds like FOREVER! i've missed you guys lately. nice to see ya!  0 1
I can't believe Danny left the American Idol...:'( I feel so sad  Bad night 4 him, bad night 4 me 0 1
Having coffee and ready to work  0 1
@lilshrimpit you're lucky you can watch it now. i must wait till june  0 1
I always try and sing along with Beirut... then I realise I can't sing...  0 1
@KenzieWattie I FOUND YOUUUUUUUU!  Lovveyou Hubby ;) xx 0 1
@alievans719 I'm so excited!!! Thank you so much!!  0 1
@Katsweat nope I haven't seen anything gotta wait until July  0 1
Just got off the phone w/baby  Wow, things really are changing.. We got off the phone laughing. For ONCE! 0 1
Health Tip of the Day: fiber reduces your risk at getting COLON CANCER! eat FIBER! also get routine checkups so you dont find it to late  0 1
I'm off, studing for the exam on Monday. I'm getting the feeling that this might become a fail.  0 1
just got home from work.. Going to see the hangover  0 1
Fucking science day makes me almost suicidal  at least its nearly over. 1h40mins to go 0 1
@neomodernist Well I'm glad it has good music going for it. Thanks to putting my mind at ease.  0 1
@nickmarvin yes so true but one thing is freo is suffering from prob the longest injury list in the league another fade out today  0 1
Taking all the stuff down off the walls -- the roofers will be working the next few days -- looks really bare in here now  0 1
@PandaMayhem lol! Us &quot;older&quot; fans get it  0 1
@raeraeverret Woo summer party  Yay! Love you darlin, have fun tonight and be safe ! 0 1
I'm gonna have to miss the PBP today.  real life can be so inconvienent! #otalia 0 1
Missing the mom &amp; pops  0 1
@ZoeLCoop23_ You have to follow people first. You don't even follow me anymore.  0 1
@barbhogan I'm sore, but not as bad as I expected! stairs are brutal (down more then up) and occaisonal twinges/cramps... but I'll live!  0 1
im getting ready to spend the day with Meaviie, we're gonna stalk some american tourists and eat mr.Freezes..it should be fun  lol x 0 1
finished M.C. Law. This #manga could've had much more potential  0 1
Back home tonight, hopefully builders have been in as they were a no show yesterday, at least power is back on  0 1
I miss bernie mac  4 eva shall he live through our laughter &amp; joy 0 1
In KL now took wrong turn after Sg Besi now jam in city center  0 1
I'll be off again...but I don't know how many days yet! :p  0 1
Doing some e-mail stuff...replying to some frineds and seeing if I have any messages here or not....looks like not  0 1
@debsull I get sidetracked sometimes but yeah thats a personal question i dont often share is all  0 1
Now we are officially in bed. Kiel had late night drunken heartburn.  0 1
@amylovesdraco i love that movie but it is so sad  0 1
@jima6636 Dude wheres your vids ??  0 1
@djmfkal @good_education  thanks i appreciate that   0 1
my phones broke   0 1
has to wait for her sibs to go take a shower before she does  0 1
@katy9111 james, lyndsay and i are doing it as a joint one  lyndsay phoned zuri's up like a week ago and asked about doing 18ths there 0 1
@clumsyroyalty yeah im a guitar hero kinda guy myself, i rock the guitar  0 1
@cubanbrothers You guys were brilliant as always  0 1
Good Mornin'  0 1
@suplada I'll get those stuff fr the UK/Japan. If I'm desperate enough for headphones from the US, I might do JAC. My tita can be slow.  0 1
Its all ok, Ichigo appeared  0 1
ergh maseera is ill  i hate being ill! today was shockingly crap! 0 1
Renumbered 171 refs in an article, now I have to input them all on the computer  Listening to Girls Aloud tho so dancing in my chair 0 1
#BNP = Bad Night for Politics  0 1
i am nearly done my music assessment!! uhh now on to english essay and studying for exams!!  0 1
I wanna watch the trasnformers movie already!  0 1
two hours to do this. bummer  should've learned my lesson by now.. 0 1
Only 18,000 views? the new #Star #Wars - The Old republic saga deserves more - get in before the million mark  http://bit.ly/LV1a0 0 1
stuck in the Atlanta airport after missing my flight  I hate the ATL.... 0 1
@PeterJRussell that's a pretty bad outlook for someone from the Netherlands like myself as well  0 1
Its so stupid. On a windows mobile, there is no way you can select all messages to be deleted. You need to delete 1 by 1  0 1
my car is at least 30 degrees hotter than the outside world  0 1
Food food food food food food. Boston food. At The Purple Shamrock w @jasenlittle and @marcocardenas eating food from the sea! Glorious!  0 1
Will add a pic tonight, with darrells help  0 1
Home and off for hopefully, a sunny weekend  0 1
coutdown: 17 days  0 1
@sermoa Thank you. Results were very encouraging. Better county results for new Winchester constituency even than 2005...  0 1
 stupid boston now im not gonna see vanananana.. coodnt they go ther after california 0 1
@petewentz you totally got that from the iphone cool facts app. ;)  I saw that today too  0 1
@aniskywalker awesome Nicole! You are very good making t-shirts  0 1
@NeeYoo whaaaaat? that many???  that's awful. i'm such a loser. haha. 0 1
@alexa_chung wish it was mine too!  0 1
really can't sing how the fuck u get a deal...leave it to the real singers and rappers please be rappers  0 1
@drkisane Thank you for the Vibrant Nation.  What was the Baby Boomer Soul Wisdom title for again? I lost track of our tweets  0 1
Old friends always a pleasure. New friends well met.  0 1
1 month to plan, 1 minute for it all to crumble into tiny pieces.  Next month Dylan, next month. 0 1
@DelovelyScraps We specialize in small business websites &amp; I would love to talk to you about your website needs  0 1
@Shayminn  good   did u have fun? I havent talked to u in awhile... 0 1
@RiniGrandViper AGH I MISS YOU TOO.  0 1
@JonasAustralia amazingggg! So freaking funny, I can't help but to smile even if they're just talking.  0 1
the baby refuse all the food i ate today  0 1
will eat yogurt with ahiya  http://plurk.com/p/xm3l1 0 1
ok, now iv eaten too many mikado!  0 1
@AnalystAlterEgo i have bad news... i have to go take the dog for a walk--they're upset w/me!  0 1
@Jeryke poor vomit covered baby  0 1
@RichardSession I'm sorry. Just know that I do feel bad about it  0 1
@AngieAlbright Im pretty calm I thought  gohogsgo 0 1
bookworm on ipod = fab! but how come it's £15 to d/load for pc! wtf! now bought disc online for £5 ... but got to wait til mon/tues now  0 1
Watching SportsCenter  0 1
sisters grad party!! here's the setup  spent all day preparing this. 0 1
in the q waiting to see jeremy kyle!  0 1
@stewartcink Dang, what good are you   Haha, go get em this week, get that game in form for Bethpage 0 1
just had popeye's n yummy ice cream  0 1
@GevManoukian Thank you Gev! I loved today! What a perfect and amazing Saturday in Cali with my favorite people  0 1
Can't believe its been a whole year  0 1
@auroratampon I saw him riding up Brown Street yesterday. Said,&quot;Hiiii Anthony!&quot; He mouthed WHO THE FUCK. Hahahaha. I miss you.  0 1
you know when you're so thirsty nothing will stop the thirst?  0 1
Watching Jon+Kate: Twisted Fate  0 1
@kyfogi that sucks  0 1
@helga_hansen I'm painting today just as yesterday.  Very enjoyable. But I've just finished my last digestive.  0 1
@LauRenxExCarter  I qotta clean my room too 0 1
Partying @K1047 Fest all day!  0 1
my broke boyfriend and i are going to VEGAS. guess who's going to gamble?!  0 1
@dfizzy awe, you're such a nice guy. you don't deserve that  0 1
@AdrianZgeb Don't hold your breath  0 1
Nooooooooooo!  Just discovered I'm not around for the next Science Museum Lates!      #smlates 0 1
so you think you can dance makes me sad that i lack dancing abilities  0 1
Swine Flu is in Gladstone. Thanks a heap, random little kid  0 1
@ddlovato send my regards to ur hero. hope il have one too..  0 1
@BluntNate :'( supanova looks so fun :'( i hope i get to go next year! now i cant wait for AVcon  0 1
graaaa arthurs making me get off. *sad face*  oh well i shall tweet later. 0 1
@tickingclocks dude i think i am gunna cry i am in the library in tears  0 1
@thehoosiersuk http://twitpic.com/2yafi - p.s. nice table  0 1
@rtondreau there will come another time my friend  0 1
@shaundiviney @bradiewebbstack @andyclemmensen tweet 1000 goes out to you guys to say: When are you coming back to canberra?!  x 0 1
Wow! School was fun a while ago. Although I really miss wearing the Grade School Uniform ( ) I had fun with the activities we had.  0 1
Was invited to see the movie The Proposal with friends tonight and had to say no.  I am one pooped girly today!    0 1
happy mother's day to all mom's out there!!  we gave our mom a rose and we treat her to max's restaurant..how about yours? 0 1
@DuppyConquerah we got pita chips and hummas and a huge bottle of wine! What kind of beer does jon like? See u around 3  0 1
nothing like an amazing night with even more amazing friends  0 1
on the way to prom  0 1
This guy's got more rolls than a bakery.  http://yfrog.com/17kpmj 0 1
http://snurl.com/j2v21 awesome  0 1
gooodnight  0 1
This is what I get to leave  http://twitpic.com/698pm 0 1
@melodysmind anyway...didnt mean to rant but you know me when on the topic of @chrisisaak  have to run Mel...chat soon  0 1
going to bed! Anyone at chermside tomorrow should visit me  0 1
We are super keen for the social league to begin this week  Hope you're all excited 0 1
im shattered, i hattudying, but my leavers dress arrived today  0 1
somehow finds drama with people she thinks she can trust  but will make a positive out of a negative. 0 1
@john_c_scott john see scott I love you &amp; miss you man ! When ® we gonna see each other  lol http://myloc.me/4Moj 0 1
@missy_gee  you lost it already?? it's only been like a week lol! i didn't even take it out of the bag yet xD sorry for spamming guys :x 0 1
feel bad for @alexpolushkin he has to deal with my pre-menstral dysmorphic disorder  I'm legally insane &amp; can be aquitted for murder. xoxo 0 1
@Ameeeen i know! i'm embarassed that those ppl even got into the bash  0 1
@NICKRICHO Haha, it's not the porn channel! :p the episode will be on the net today I think. I'll send you the link when it comes up...  0 1
Radio has shushed slowly into a whisper over the last week. Need batteries...yes, batteries, it's an old, old radio. Now just server-hum.  0 1
@eric46226 we're friends!! I'm trying to take the Madonna song quiz but it's not loading  0 1
just got back from the dentist lol  0 1
fought on tatooine, on Rhenvar, on Yavin and now all over again but in reverse  i hate little brother time 0 1
Can't wait for PCD concert in June 2nd....   http://myloc.me/1XuL 0 1
Izzy is beastin solitare... won twice today.... woo!  0 1
@EP31 I is sad... Patches is injured and didn't play last night  0 1
@jillmendoza sounds yummy. We're having cornbeef  0 1
@finksgirl Duh, succot-Ash.Trouble is an awesome song. Most Pink songs are.  How r u? Msg. me.  0 1
@lakersnation definitely having withdrawls.  0 1
I'm starting to get worried there might be something seriously bad with my back.  0 1
Gen and I have got me onto Twitter   Ta Gen!! 0 1
where has my morning gone? yes...its wednesday and no there is no lost tonight  0 1
Ok, so here's the Istanbul set  http://bit.ly/152l9t 0 1
@_Zafrina_ i dont think itll do any good oh and Senna said hurry up ha  0 1
Shopping with my girlies!  0 1
@martial17artist thank u dear  0 1
Hello. I always follow back.  0 1
exam over. booooring. 14mins to bus and im coooold  0 1
My neighbor's tree is laying across a power line so we're sitting here in the dark waiting for power  0 1
...is proving very tough 2 assemble last-minute concert 'plans' on a TUES afternoon.   (Still hopeful, but not lookin so good @ moment...) 0 1
@monikapolitan hey nicely done missy! if you need any help girly let me know  0 1
@ home with my lovey.. Busy day td.. Baby shower.. Then a wedding.. Made 2 pies.. Now bed  0 1
There's only 1 girl in the world that manages to make me hate my own life. gawh, it's kinda sad  0 1
hmmm  where are uuuu 0 1
Fuck left my iPhone in my Girlsfriends Car... God damn it beavis  0 1
@rebelbrown looking 4ward to tweeting when it's not so late  0 1
@mikemcbride9 got to http://bit.ly/QaKbf for instructions  0 1
Time to go home  heading to the airport in a few! 0 1
@shaundiviney @bradiewebbstack @andyclemmensen all 3 of u guys are trendy a lot!!  0 1
I hate when books make me cry  0 1
I don't know how, when, or with who, but I WILL go camping this summer! P.S. my brother's getting me falafel  0 1
Even if you live in the UK you have to enter a US State as part of your address to buy FCP Supermeet tickets! I chose Alabama.  0 1
@mscrissy That's cool... We can work it out.  I'll just make a lot of cash while u develop one  0 1
@ann_aguirre Hey, stay still long enough, the fashion world will come back to you.  0 1
@NataniaBarron  hope it goes away quick 0 1
@ecuadorlady it just made me so sad to think i was getting delicious delicious pizza and it actually turned out to be no sauce pizza  0 1
feels sorry for Shannon.  Her stinking boss changed the schedule behind her back and she is missing her parents anniversary party.   0 1
If my Mom loved me she would get me sims 3 tomorrow at midnight...she said no  0 1
@BackspACE04 • By the grace of God  They keep me on my toes, especially Frank Ski... U gotta think fast w/ him  Mwah! 0 1
@meganintime  I like it. 0 1
wicked tired today - ready for a relaxing weekend without @mnearhoff   0 1
@Slinki_malinki you woke up at 11 !!! - I was woken up at 6 by baby  0 1
Aaaaaand yet another wonderful reminder of why I will never drink again. Ouch!!  0 1
@jazzyfresh I have the same problem, probably due to my iPhone  0 1
Sunday... Exams tommorow  0 1
@brazilian_angel i would have helped you with that but you know i barely know you  0 1
@joshspear Nah, I'd stay put if I were you.   0 1
@LannaK19 You should definitely come up there!! I'll be there until 10  0 1
thinks lazy days like today are nice  0 1
LASTFM COME BACK I MISS YOU  0 1
my ear stings  0 1
beautiful morning in Atlanta even with all the pollen...  0 1
yesterday is a history but tomorrow is a future.  0 1
no one around me seem's to understand twitter, but i'm pretty much addicted  0 1
Waiting for dinner...Hopefully it gets here soon.  0 1
@poynterlubz no thats a great idea i think !  reminds me i havnt watched them in AGES! :O:O 0 1
well, well, well, what to do then aye!!!!!!!! Hope everyone is ok  0 1
hate it when he goes home, absoloutly gutted!  0 1
@H0TCOMMODITY thanks, u 2!!! Idk if Im going or not... I don't feel like getting all dress up and doing my hair!!!  LOL 0 1
Just cant seem to get started  0 1
@bllindgrls It's the kind of name a lying backstabber uses  haha 0 1
first proper meal in three days ! iv lost 4lb's  0 1
We are having just the opposite Mich, hot, hot, hot and not a cloud in the sky.  Set record temps yesterday  0 1
@winchestersam Just Waiting, For Someone I can Talk to.....I Am Really Upset Today, Not the Best Day Ever Huh?....  0 1
a hour later after eating cheeto puffs and chocolate milk wasn't a good idea.  0 1
@torzilala how rude does it sound  0 1
wants to be vip on imvu but mum wont let me what a drag  0 1
Showing Mum how to use an iPod Nano. Taking some time  0 1
Just wrecked good sleep with a crazy dream. Got stranded, chased by a robber and hid in an outhouse! But I was shook! And now, Im awake.  0 1
@davekellett Thanks for making me lose The Game...  0 1
@sf_gunner No :'(  I was close to going during spring break but it didnt work out. I've been begging and begging and begging my parents  0 1
@euveng so how was it?? good??  0 1
Wish i didnt have to clean.  0 1
in bedbed up early tomorrow to shop in provincetown. last day in cape cod  0 1
@iamsambam sup dude, hows it been going with u?  0 1
My shoulders are soooo burnt, they really hurt  0 1
Happy Mothers Day  0 1
Wonderfully Summer day ! Miss Haywee though  --- MANDA ! 0 1
@inrsoul: I'm considered a good infection dude, I spread only the good stuffs. S'poreans best at complacency. Sad huh.  0 1
Last day for @wanderingmeg at a&amp;g   We will miss you!!! 0 1
Is a little sad that people are leaving.. and is looking unforward to a ridiculously busy summer  0 1
@Whatleydude what did you do to your ankle?  0 1
Just watched another episode of JONAS. Is it better than Hannah Montana? Very much true!  0 1
@lbluemm 6 weeks  I am soooo sad 0 1
It's not fair, and i think your really mean...i think your really mean  0 1
finished showering wahuu  0 1
hmmm... almost all packed, but I think I'm forgetting something  0 1
Cold! Thinking about sitting in bed under lots of blankets and watching tv or writing. I just can't get warm.  0 1
needs to buy Degrassi on DVD, it'll be so expensive tho  0 1
Kind of sad my twitpic never showed up from before. That show was COMPLETELY amazing... very, very powerful music. Glad I went.  0 1
does anyone know if you can &quot;divorce&quot; your godparents? Mine suck. They came to my house for my b-day but actually came over for a favor.  0 1
says Odin just came downstairs carrying Herc's favorite catnip cigar and crying  Yesterday would have been his 12th birthday. 0 1
A SPECIFIC person...  &lt;/33 0 1
@kimberly_anne  let's hang out soon and cheer u up! 0 1
OK, I already don't like my online class and my Indians lost.  Have to work early tomorrow.  Not happy at all   Can't wait till Fri night! 0 1
I feel sorry for our neighbor, who is dying because of breast cancer... Her story is very bad..  0 1
So, so very sad concerning the crash of the Air France Jet with 228 possible dead. Praying for them and their families! We may never know  0 1
@vhcoffee And the first thing you did was get your twit on....  0 1
@allysaurusrexx They actually are amazing  0 1
@luminise thanks ren  0 1
the weather is amazing! think i might go for a shower and sit out in it!  0 1
@Sultry_K thanks for the follow krystal P  0 1
I want a car  0 1
en route to wharfie for free pies! looking ahead to wallabies baabaas tho &amp; gutted curly blond tower of ugliness ryan cross is out  0 1
@SteveChaiGuy Your Steve Chai sounds awesome. *wishes she had one now* But I'm stuck with: Idon'tknowwhatdamnbrandcoffeethisis   0 1
@shaggieshapiro Thanks for unblocking me Shaggie.  0 1
Taking mini me to the park  0 1
@NeenaV   and i second that!! you will be fine!!! am sure!! 0 1
I want my happily ever after. I want a fairy tale ending. I want.. everything I thought I had.  0 1
@Keels_90 i know!!!  lol glad to hear that we are both happy and healthy! lol  omg, i tweeted doug the most ridiculous thing today! 0 1
Boom boom pow  0 1
doesn't know what to believe anymore. My brain hurts  0 1
@sarahistheone i remember which one, the priority and the option one  0 1
i love that the to-go version of the corner bakery chopped salad buts all the bacon together. easier to snack on in class  0 1
@PreDivorcePower in the process ma'am.   0 1
@x3ANDorkiex3 Thanks for trying but I know I'm not pretty   0 1
let's play WoW for a change  0 1
@archangelmaggie dangit!  it was doing that to me too earlier. idk. i just know we can only vote every 20 minutes.  0 1
atsunoko vs. Capcom coming to North America.  0 1
Playing the Wii and listening to music    http://myloc.me/2dHl 0 1
Look- I've made something pretty     http://bit.ly/reVO4 0 1
Watching the Magic game....wish they would kick it up a knotch! DH had to go to work....   so sad...hope things are okay for him! 0 1
@humbug83 Aaaaw bless ye *hugs* Don't worry! It'll all be fine  Just keep thinking of all the exciting things that might happen!  0 1
Enjoying VH1's 100 best songs of the 90's  0 1
@MileyCyrusFC no probz xx can u plz tell ur followers (again)2 follow me plz xx tyvm  lyl xx 0 1
play. work. play.  i like it 0 1
tummy full  got that itis...... 0 1
@ztnewetnorb it's okay,  i wont tell you what part. continue eating them!   they taste nice, like shaun ;D 0 1
@mitchemo haha i know the show is terrrible! and NUH UH. Angelique is amazing! &quot;i could do that streeeping&quot; haha. i love her subtitles.  0 1
is in love with the Queen City...oh and Everette Brown!  0 1
just watched digital spy awards, diana vickers could have won one  0 1
just woke up and i feel like shit .. not in the mood to go out for hayleas birthday tonight   0 1
@SelfishMom Amen! You shouldn't have to walk on eggshells when posting to any email list. Do yourself a favor, ignore the complainers.  0 1
Still awake at 3 in the morning  0 1
@thatswhack74 that's what happened in twilight and will happen in new moon again  0 1
Rest in peace, Helen. You were a lovely lady.  0 1
@Greenganon welcome back then  0 1
im a lonely one  0 1
aaaaaaaaaaah, met a boy. he seems nice. im happppppy now  0 1
Today I celebrate mothers day early with the best mom in the world, dont even try to argue with me, i have the best mom in the world  0 1
@Halley Thanks for ll the kind words on the book. Man, I think you're its biggest Twitter fan out there  0 1
@LarryBerezin Hey Larry, great to hear from you my new friend  Thanks for reaching out... t 0 1
@phdinparenting sounds good.  0 1
@mayorsam i agree-  noodles r essential 2 life. rn't most noodles composed of 90% H2O?..c its all making sense now.  0 1
very sad to have to miss Maker Faire this wknd.  0 1
Im starting to think it's time for bed but trying to fall asleep is so tedious  0 1
@psiuser Get 100 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip  0 1
@Amazonian_Senna And I hope you're baby bunny gets better... poor thing.  0 1
i need wake up pills...  0 1
@babyphat I'd like to use your clothes for some photo shoots...any help would be appreciated.  0 1
@DavidArchie I didn't know you could whistle! &amp; Cook sings with gum in his mouth. SO AMAZED. Um.. It's my birthday today?  *ahem* 0 1
a day that i didn think would end like this...  0 1
@StampfliTurci pinch punch first day of the month. No returns.   (daft English tradition) 0 1
@greystonebar will let you know! i might grab one from Drinx  0 1
@ilivetolove heya!  I haven't been tweeting much recently! exams are boring! soon I'm going traveling for 3 months so wont be tweeting!meh 0 1
Searching for smiles.  Its a bright sunny morning and I for once have options! 0 1
About to head out to what I hear is the roughest redneck bar in town to host karaoke for the night, wish me luck  0 1
nice. Mom just gave me a jeanne lottie tote - late bday present  what a good day! I'm going to go burn w/my new pipe nowwww =D! 0 1
@Deluvmusic -- we should get tattoo's when I come to the bay area.  0 1
@peterfacinelli Somebody hacked Twittwer, I'm sure  And followers are appearing very slowly. Anyway, good luck, Peter! Hope you'll win!!! 0 1
@html5gallery Are there any HTML5 Cheat sheets available at the moment? The 300+ W3C document is a nightmare to trawl  0 1
@sadekhm lollll 3ady ya gameel el mohem teshta3'al we mane7'sarsh el 145 geneh beto3 el keyboard  0 1
@lildevilmama really need the chart - this is proof. I just can't keep track  0 1
happy fathers day... im too poor to get pops a gift tho  0 1
@eldipablo hey no problem, just trying to make the world a better place  0 1
I've already got TwitterFon but started using Tweetie because of multiple accounts. TweetDeck for iPhone is not available in the UK yet  0 1
@kylaroma It makes me happy that we get excited about similar things.   (Book so far? Awesome-more details when i'm done!) 0 1
Just a few hours till my penultimate exam  0 1
@nifty84 it's because I'm gettin sick that your feeling down. I'm gettin the flu  0 1
I'm on my way to school for maths. How exciting.  0 1
@claudineee that's sucks cause it won't desple till 7 years later  0 1
Is it weird that I REALLY want a BK star trek glass cup with chris pine cuz it's the closest I'll get to putting my lips on him?  0 1
@future86 @joelleandres @stefaniejbaum dont think I am coming today   bad times. 0 1
@DKBooks Thanks for getting back to me  have sent the email  0 1
happy mother's day ! just hangin' around with the mommy  going out to grandparents around 1:00..then food shopping ! 0 1
Just got back form the photoshoot. Shout out to Tekoa Hash , my make up artist did a BEAST job. i look completely different. had fun  0 1
@LoveODT have fun at the baby shower!!  those are so much fun!!   0 1
@4everBrandy  Brandy don't feel bad, I am 37 and still don't know  0 1
@Marissacre I tried thinking of a second line and couldn't  0 1
Eating French Toast and Sausage Links.  0 1
@rachaelf91 was okay i only got drunk once it ended  i wanted to go uptown but no1 else did. Grr ! 0 1
Last day of laying out by the pool before my &quot;June mester&quot; starts!!  0 1
If there's one thing I learned from River City Randsom, its that eating boosts your stats. That's why I'm having two lunches.  0 1
Tryna learn Jack Johnson... Haaaard...! Also trying out Warhammer online... Might get the full game, WAAAGH! Greenskinz iz BEST!...  0 1
wants to chat with you  sexy girls because i like it .... 0 1
@lil_gal_101 im doin well  asl?? 0 1
The last survivor of Titanic passed away today   http://bit.ly/6EHkB 0 1
no one to talk to at this time anymore  booo.. 0 1
Reception with my hiptop eqauls epic fail  Why can everyone else have recpetion bar me? its called i get the wrong end of the stick. 0 1
hey tweets, last day before monday  0 1
@donsolo then happy spying  I guess you will be busy 0 1
didn't play pokemon today but i'm currently having a lovely meal with cameron and clare HI GUYS. more pokemon tomorrow i promise     0 1
not really in the best of moods  0 1
feedback on my last essay: lecturer wants longer flowing sentences, not short ones. heh, you can't take the journalist out of me  0 1
@opposable_thumb LOL Oh no, you ain't no whore, luv. You're mah iGF!  0 1
@JGDemas yeah but, um, I'm a girl  0 1
@gilberke  I'm glad everything was so perfect! I'm very sad I couldn't be there   0 1
Always leave me so impressed     0 1
@chellewiz dude.. i TOTALLY new it was your birthday yesterday, I was even thinking it on my way home from school! I'm sorrrry  Celts..ha 0 1
@postsecret Stop Making Sense all time favourite concert film. The energy! Could do with some of whatever they were on  0 1
Awesome night!!!! gotta love moshing  0 1
Morning always comes too soon...  0 1
Two down... 5 more to go!  0 1
Angels and Demons was fairly good, but they changed a lot of the story. Where's my cranky CERN director? He was my favorite character  0 1
@gloriachou I told you it was amazing!!!  0 1
@SidneyKidney  Maybe you can knock some sense into them. If you get the job, how would you be helping them? 0 1
enjoying some panera... getting ready for a movie night with my husband  0 1
@Ausadian98 power windows are a must. i ain't cranking my own windows no more  you're warm! Octopus day is October the 8th. hehe, geddit? 0 1
@supermom82971 thanks a bunch!!  0 1
@MikeChiappetta you seem to be multi-tasking very well  0 1
Listening to Orlando Cachiato Lopez...awesome!  0 1
@oc_tgirl oooh, I &lt;3 Vegas. Have fun!!!  I wish I was going soon.  0 1
Can't enjoy my slushie because of headaches...  0 1
@DavorinPavlica Good luck at your wedding today  0 1
@prettirossi Facebook is down...so here I am in twitter twittering  0 1
finally, lying at my bed. very berry tired  0 1
Borrrred @ work! Wanna go home  0 1
@michaeljritchie  you arent useless &lt;3 0 1
in bed, my midnight snack and I, twix  theres a fat girl in me somewhere 0 1
@criminole now I'm drinking alone  0 1
At cheesecake factory with some students...the waiter asked me if I wanted to see a nutritional menu...ahhh no...depressing  0 1
If you havent already tried blot powder or microfine refinisher I HIGHLY recommend you do!  Great products &amp; totally worth the price. 0 1
@VernaeWilliams Yes I did girl! You're gonna have to come visit when I move in! I might be there next weekend too. I'll keep you posted!  0 1
@YorkshireTea I want a garden to sit in today  0 1
In bed. A cuppa. Tv on... All this while husband is cooking... Life is sweet...  0 1
Sim 3 = Not much difference from Sims 2.  Not saying that's a bad thing, I just had fun for a couple hours.   I like my sim! 0 1
Can't tonight I'm working  0 1
@simpleplan would chuck teach me to play golf next time he's in australia?  and could i chill with david? ;D 0 1
Mac notes: It's a really old pilot that isn't going to get made. And yes that's one of the brothers from Supernatural as Young MacGyver  0 1
Slept in late cos my allergies hit super hard &amp; all I wanted was a hot shower. But wait, the city turned off our water to do road work!  0 1
@ki_rei lol, what? it sounds like a cute, fluffy dinosaur. yes, dinos can now be fluffy  0 1
@misterhilary Where's So Simple?  0 1
@m_shea sorry broski, i would have felt guilty making you drive all the way from clearwater. wish you could come to the party tonight  0 1
Art History test at 1:00  0 1
@kevintylersmith Thanks  0 1
@CINDAAA Yes  Screw this regime, I hope freedom is coming for everyone in Iran.. 0 1
Doin Homework  &amp; The Weather Is Crap :@  lol Oh Well 0 1
In her new home  0 1
@ordelbarco i miss the usf fambam too!!!  0 1
@blipfish Don't write the Pens off yet...we're a strong third period team  0 1
lovely night wit two of my girls and they family.  back home. Restin for a new day tomorrow 0 1
@willwork4food Yeah, but it is Fox network. What do you expect?  0 1
@djheather http://bit.ly/N73Fz   0 1
On my way to Pennsylvania for a double graduation party, it's going to be awesome  Can't wait to see all my family &amp; friends! 0 1
@Hail_Mary_Jane Drowning! You are full of the jpys of spring! NOT!  0 1
@DirtyWhoreleb i wish B.O.B could text too  0 1
@DonnieWahlberg I've been checking out the F.S. tour on youtube-WOW-don't think I will get 2 go 2 this round tho  Have gone 2 1st 2 tho 0 1
Trying to recreate the Cafe Grill Cheese sans bacon (only because I do not have any with me  ) I will report if it is a sucess. 0 1
@lDavidBear You jerk! Hahaha, I haven't felt frustrated like that in years! Lots of good laughs today tho...  You guys come back sooooon!  0 1
@BurninUp4UBabyy samerzz theyy rockk  0 1
wants to feel blissful...Its been a minute...  0 1
I need to sell my Roland amp. I want a Tube Screamer!  0 1
@mycelt cant say i do  0 1
@pb_and_jay oh...yeah well guess when you have time for me  0 1
@seattlegeekly I hope it's the RIGHT subtitles - but I kinda doubt it.  0 1
where is evrybody ?  0 1
Hving Bfast w Skinny Lynn at Whampoa Hawker. Yayness. Have never done so before... My Sis is a blessing from the Lord  0 1
@queencamilla Well,we were skyping til just now. Someone just dropped totally.  Not sure what that is about. lol 0 1
@theecklife LOL. I moved the dining table in front of the sofa, and set up the microwave, coffee pot &amp; crock pot on the microwave cart.  0 1
Next thursday MMA Mobile Advertising Committee: Face to Face Working Session, and I'm running out of time  0 1
Rewings beat the Penquins.....   0 1
@froggie775 If you want REALLY weird, listen to &quot;Everything Falls Apart&quot; and then go forward to &quot;Body of Song.&quot;  0 1
painting  0 1
going to start eating healthy.. no more mayonnaise &amp; cheese sandwiches  0 1
 i has no followers to message to 0 1
@StopAhmadi doesn't sound good  0 1
Have 2 be @ the hospital @ 6:30am for Jesalyns surgery  0 1
Sat on M4 with a hangover listening to Enter Shikari  Also the wedding yesterday was freakin beautiful, i never cry but i did yesterday! 0 1
Gotta get up early tomorrow, busy day. Dreading the agonizing pain of waking up to a fcked up throat like i did this morning  0 1
Mmm chicken hot rods  0 1
Going to the gym  Gonna get beastly ;D 0 1
@VeniceRowe ah bizee bee!  how's work? where ya staying in bbay? 0 1
@dannygokey haha! Yes Danny, I'd love to see that!  0 1
@photonaturalist Hope you don't mind but I added you to my contact list on flickr.  0 1
@melisssasayss aw well i'm sorry  0 1
fasting today, totally forgot and ate a cheeto! i feel like a horriible person!  0 1
oh hell, they think it could be as many as 7 dead.   0 1
@BtwoTimes You know a lil lady jus keepin it pushin. That's sad about Frankies manhood. Just sad  I'm sad FOR him. 0 1
@karatography emailed you about tomorrow - just wanted to know addresses &amp; what time to be @ his house  0 1
@latticelinux Nope no new car for you..at least not yet  0 1
@brian_littrell finally Brian!  I'm looking forward to your tweets...Yes it tweets  0 1
Seems like more and more people are finding me on twitter these day. How are you doing guys? Happy to see you all. Keep in touch.  0 1
And on that note im going to bed happy mother's day to my mommy +&amp; all the other mom's out there love u lady  0 1
@reyes Treat heat like a hug and it becomes gorgeous!  0 1
@DubarryMcfly awesome i want a pair now haha  loveyoufletch xxxxx 0 1
@davewalker try typing in &quot;church of england&quot; and it responds &quot;4077 people&quot; which seems a bit high  0 1
today was the day i was supposed to be getting married.  the economy ruined that, thanks economy. 0 1
@tonya_joy ahh!! Just got the chills. So excited for you. Beware! Big Love Affair right around the corner  0 1
its nice when someone tells you you're swell  ? http://blip.fm/~6iwab 0 1
@Dannymcfly good luck guys!! love you Danny  xxxxx 0 1
I'm listening to Radio Disney, watching New Moon trailer, just chillin  &quot;You are so... mouthwatering&quot; :B 0 1
@sidesey haha!  dunno but this year,the prices might just go down a bit.no stars are making it big this time. 0 1
still on the fone ...gonna talk til i fall asleep  0 1
@mileycyrus hey miley! you come to brazil? you're many fans here! please you can answer me?  love your song! x 0 1
@illiomellio i concur with u  0 1
http://twitpic.com/6gd7f - @dinno ... dhoni ki joru, bole to apni bhabhi - thats all for our role  0 1
Ugh, sore throat. Hope dad didn't pass his fever on to me.  0 1
I am just getting up, getting ready for work. I'm hungggrrrrryyy  0 1
@dottyfantasy but dont worry  and check out new post on my blog!  0 1
@moongyle I do!  She is terrorizing Kevin while he does his homework  0 1
Wants a passion tea lemonade. Extra lemonade  0 1
So.. I'm not gonna lie. I teared a little. Alright fine! A lot.  0 1
@nmyers89 I love the sound of rain  0 1
Ah my 1st post on twitter   Well I'm anxiously waiting for my summer holidays. Last exam tomorrow...can't wait!!! 0 1
@crackerrrr hahah tourist! take lots of pics and have fun  0 1
Seinfeld day marathon... Season 4  0 1
Manual laundry time. EXHAUSTING! (And a sister who doesn't care) Washing machine? Later. -_-lll My hands are hurting  0 1
Bad: headphone cable + glass of water = everything on desk very wet. Good: keyboard &amp; mouse still working and now my desk's much cleaner!  0 1
@knesecary83 Get 100 followers a day using www.tweeteradder.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip  0 1
@simplyseth he's releasing a mixtape next month  0 1
@jeremycowart next time someone calls you for a gig you dont want, refer them to me: www.tomwehrlephotography.com I'm game  0 1
Start the week already  0 1
made a little cover for my iphone.  the birds aren't upside down on the back  http://twitpic.com/67tp9 &amp; http://twitpic.com/67to5 0 1
So @MrVegasNYC just told some Euro tryna sit next to me to hang himself w/barbed wire.  I love Vegas. 0 1
Lineage 2 update: 15% till 79!  I'll have a new kitty by the end of the week  0 1
@nicoleheyward hey i just saw this.  you are funny!  what is it?  it says page doesn't exist.   0 1
dang it i'm hungry  I WANT PASTA BAKEEEE ! 0 1
Oh cheesecake factory so good  0 1
@LexaShmexa  you were a big help! You have given me the best info so far out of all the drs I have seen! I really appreciate the info! 0 1
@JoJo_sxm save me a cup cause i'm out  0 1
@aalaap m following you for this post  0 1
@scooby867 Lol can't even disagree there! Usually fall asleep during Chelsea matches lol Sounds like fun!! Enjoy!  0 1
earlyearlyyy mornin'! donnnuts yumm   ..shopping today with family! 0 1
Theres live jazz and drinks down the hall so thats where I'm headed  0 1
no new SMod yet  0 1
@titianred @hjwebb Thank you x Yesterday a work day &amp; finished late  But had lovely &quot;me-day&quot; today (doesn't happen often) x 0 1
@zeet75 Awww... Thanks!  0 1
drinking myself to sleep  fun times  should really lay off the wine 0 1
@Stuntone Agreed. 110%  0 1
@TrinityAnderson i just came from work, its almost 12pm. getting sleepy..and trying to get use to twitter and make friends..like you   0 1
@Princess_FlyTy I hit chu da otha day n niggaz aint me bak  I feel a way 0 1
So happy its Monday! Drinking OJ &amp; taking vitamins  0 1
Two hours ofwork left..then4 days off  goig to see the fishies 0 1
@Mommykins41 I'm inclined to agree with you about stupid-simple systems that works in fact.  0 1
@edgarvarela619 I HEAR YA MAN!! I AINT MAD AT YOU AND WE SHALL SEE.  0 1
Sad for many reasons.  0 1
@backstreetboys Canada sure does miss you!   0 1
@joyunexpected i just thought you would like to hear that.    you are wonderful xoxoxo 0 1
Oops, I meant Iceland the other day, not Finland but 2nite I changed my mind to Moldova. Didnt like winning Eurovision entry  0 1
i feel better. but i feel that i forgot alot things of myspace  its only bcause of twitter. lmao. i missed my friends @ myspace. 0 1
@aliceinnyc don't have an extra... Sorry  0 1
@Dr_Monica And happy belated birthday  0 1
@marcfennell now thats fun!!! enjoy the premier.  0 1
@MissLohan83 Tried, but she went like this---&gt;  and I caved in within seconds and bought her a fairy cake......  0 1
@SwinCash was at the game tonight from knoxville, tn i hope i am able to get my photo with you saturday   good luck this season 0 1
at office on a sunday  0 1
@JohnMcGuinness yeah... and I've already paid for an update already, bringing the total cost of updates to 20eur for buying a 1st gen  0 1
Morning!  I'm so ON the ball its scary... we've all been ready to leave for 40 mins!! whats going on???? 0 1
@Dannymcfly  you won't understand how much it hurts to let you go. please stay here (Brasil) forever  0 1
@notcontrary Cheers. I hope I don't have to argue, they might say it's my fault for wearing them wrong or something.  0 1
I ATE UP THE PEPERO MEANT FOR TOMORROW  Im a greedy pig &amp; Im gonna get fat. 0 1
I'm going twitting mad with updates today! Shopping, drinking and some grub in the sun today with Annie. Cheers!  c u all tonite  0 1
Good morning tweethearts  Just got off from the shower, gonna fix my hair now ;D 0 1
@TheMonkeyBoy again in the gutter  #expectnothingless 0 1
Feeling high as a kite but i'm sober.  0 1
Just finished watching Death Note Rewrite: Genshi Suru Kami  0 1
@angieleah Not just grads like money  0 1
@PerezHilton Leave Adam Lamber alone!!! Leave him alone! lol  0 1
http://twitpic.com/4ik9u - You will always find someone on the corner of every street....  0 1
@brutalle haa! i read that the other day. it was a good read  0 1
@hedahed_xo damn youu character limit! so sad though  0 1
trying to do anything but study (maths) but theres that voice in the back of my head saying i need to or ill regret it  0 1
@themoneyqueen Thank you! That looks like a great recipe! I'm going to make it tomorrow. Yay my limes have a purpose now.  0 1
@ChrispyCrittr Friggin' awesome! He's on Ani's independent label  0 1
@indiespotting you should be setting up your playlists for work on it  0 1
@wabbit42 Meh, I still haven't seen Dr. Horrible after running into &quot;this video is only available to viewers in the US&quot;  0 1
@livedesk        hey martha &amp; trace great thursday afternoon  do awesome live desk full of new news &amp; questions etc. ty bill green   0 1
Thank you all for the wonderful #followfriday recs. So sorry I missed it again this week. Still sick  0 1
@SaraRosinsky Yay! The best combination of things in the best possible world  0 1
is all alone. Pick up my FCUK jeans today  0 1
@mClaudia there was a bag of mickey BUT then it was just GARBAGE  sorry about that AMIGGA 0 1
Walking to stow  0 1
@robinmeyers Looks like you did the full Lincoln Marathon yesterday? That is awesome, the HM was tough for me  0 1
@fumitaku LOVE nakata!!!!!!!  too bad he has to retire from soccer!  0 1
@mistahj ooh do it! i'm looking forward to a blog update  0 1
@ChrisCasket where were you last nigh, HOV had twitter going craaaaaaazy about DOA.?! U feelin better  0 1
I miss my old Japanese Drama/boy band loving days. I'm slowly getting back into the stream. Ahhh Arashi is my Asian Backstreet Boys  0 1
@Samihajal indeed, but since when you into overnights?  0 1
Wanna see the wife! So frustrated!  0 1
TILA! your'e the cutest thing everrr!  0 1
MTV MOVIE AWARDS! tô super atento! vontade de comentar TUDO! 1st of all, i didn't like EminEm's performance. why?  0 1
Wuhu  Managed to stay in bed until 10. 0 1
@LLCooley  Oh thank you!!  You made my night.  0 1
@butterflykate As long as he's not crazy Kate... then he can just be hot  0 1
CRASH! Not ready for 10KM run  0 1
@rehor i certainly can't complain.  0 1
@jwvanzweeden hi... yeah, i don't have my blackberry at the moment.. and since i'm not always carrying around my laptop  0 1
Saw my daddy  0 1
Can't get my pic to upload  0 1
@jeja6 and @veras_est1987 is ignoring me and I really need them like OD I'm sad now  0 1
Tube strike still on victoria line n the whole line shut down   0 1
I can't sleep   it's almost time to get ready for work 0 1
I 'm waiting LyLy on msn . . . what is she doing ? she promise me to be there  0 1
Getting ready to go out for Mother's Day lunch  0 1
This weeks schedual is up!  Sunday off... 0 1
@Gabyyy105 omgsh i kno!!!! its so far away thooo  0 1
damn. there weren't repeats for Vinter. anyway.. scouts in a hour! horay!  0 1
@QueenKayy96 lol!! yay, see you caught on fast!  0 1
OMG! I really Want Sims 3 Its So Cheap But i Cant Afford It  Sadly 0 1
today it's a big day but i dont know why i feel a little wired.  0 1
Just woke up from nap! It made me feel so much better!! Wwoot.. Stuffy/ runny nose isn't that bad anymore.. Sore throat is worse though  0 1
@MarshMash i always love you twice more  ? i don't know ...i really want to see you before october or november.. can't wait :'( 0 1
@Retrochick_uk re: tiny cc - ahha! Sorry to hear the research gave you a headache  0 1
Hmmpf, I wanna go out and shop!  0 1
live to party bust your move, everybody is in that grove, tell the dj to play our song, are you ready to rock n' roll!!! TONIGHT @7!  YAY 0 1
@oxanag - ce clip deshovii  0 1
Had to wake up at 5:30 because Khols is having a special sale on junior dresses.I hope there are some cute ones cause then itd b worth it  0 1
@TravelingAnna Aww, sorry to hear that  Maybe getting some Sun would help? 0 1
@brittsters007 meep.  that was a sad i miss you kind of meep. 0 1
is wondering why her future inlaws are trying to ruin her wedding. His mom flat-out said, &quot;I don't care&quot; when we said it was our wedding!  0 1
@SDNewsfeed depressing  0 1
Long day and still goin  0 1
@amure1991 I love that movie!  0 1
@tweetyfab &amp; @lalisakim i will join you guys too!  0 1
@daLoved1 oh well it all sounds like a lot of fun....I know hawaii is going to be a blast  0 1
Hi all! Have been MIA frm Twitterverse as my daughter has been sick since Saturday (ugh!) She's getting better but still home from school  0 1
This is my 100th update so I thought I'd do something special.... Buy the veronicas untouched on itunes  now that was special wasn't it  0 1
@f_toress09 congradulations :] your wife is beautiful  0 1
Oh boy. Another long day awaits. Work--then dentist!! Somebody save me  http://myloc.me/417Z 0 1
@Kodo LOL.  Please stop talking to me.  You're actually scaring me now.   0 1
Aww man! Julie didn't get through in #masterchef - her noodles sounded better than Justine's. Just because she's hot...  0 1
Planting a friend today.  Not been to a funeral in &gt;20 years. 0 1
Chelsea take the lead now, 2-1! Still see a Chel 3 Ever 2 final score though  #facup 0 1
Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien.  0 1
happy birthday Norway! It's our nationalday today   And Alexander Rybak won yesterday  0 1
@michellie remember that crazy-ass rollercoaster I showed you? I'm going in there Tuesday  0 1
Going to tgifriday's for lunch. I love the overall good feeling from going to church and seeing friends.  0 1
The day's almost over. Yay! Going outt..!  0 1
Just played with an iPhone 3G S in the Apple store. Much faster; I really want one  0 1
Just dropped my cam and broke it.  0 1
Good morning all   Had a ball at the IPL yest   Taking it easy today 0 1
@krailton No sunshine here  - still wish I was at home rather than work though! 0 1
it's gonna be a great bbq 2morrow! but i think also kind of sad  0 1
@gronumbulator that's awful  were they still there when you got back, with their smug, guilty faces? 0 1
@Sushiboofay That's scary! I'm glad everyone was alright. Poor pilot.  0 1
off to the riteaid... then time to make my list of what to do today... still loving spring break  0 1
running out of RAM  0 1
@Willie_day26 i really wish i could see ya'll tonight but i live in Lansing so i had no way of entering in the contest  sigh 0 1
Ahhhhh my ear wont stop ringin... im trying to write my paper but i just cant concentrate  0 1
@Branzyger Agree. Fun competition. I wanted to be the one tho  0 1
Done with Breaking Dawn  'we continued blissfully into this small but perfect piece of our forever' Yee, i cried. 0 1
@jawar NO!!      I drink a lot of tea, but Sunday morning coffee is a ritual. On the plus side, I've cut  down on sugar. Does that count? 0 1
is heartbroken after that Magic game. I hate buzzer beaters when it's not our team  0 1
Wolfgang doesn't want to play today because of the rain i think.  0 1
@m_callahan omgsh me too! I graduate less than a month from now.. I'm excited but not at the same time. Congrats btw  0 1
So after leading the hockey pool the entire time, I ended up in second  so much for my new camera! 0 1
checking out air fares to japan with kenny  0 1
Going to bed. So tired  &lt;3 Night! 0 1
@OJTHEKID AWW HOW SWEET  I LOVE THAT --&gt;(UR A LOVER NOT A FAN/GROUPIE) REAL CUTE! 0 1
Awww I'm sad megavideo aint working  gotta wait a week for new memory! 0 1
Packing some stuff to move back with me tomorrow, then bed . . . massive headache  0 1
Havin shrimps 2day  0 1
@ethanonly #asot400 yes.. how do you figure hahah. been on every day for asot! woke up at 7am now thats an effort believe you me  0 1
@BenjaminEllis haha yes.  I have said on here many times on here that I should be going to confession too  0 1
@JimAyson A very VERY good choice.  *grins* 0 1
Laughing HYSTERICALLY at the MTV Movie Awards!  0 1
@TheRealJordin thats kind of depressing, Jordin  0 1
@spookysally Aww, I'm sorry your body is being uncooperative. My right hamstring is sore from too much Wii fit.  0 1
mann its only 8:13pm ... 12 more hours to go  0 1
Rsvp for june 5th are jinking shoutouts to clubsrus and @ryothecrook  !!!!!!!! But tonight we @ aura 19th bet. 5th &amp;6th come out 0 1
omg soo warm..seriously  0 1
@gsta ... and don't count usernames either. My full name makes me unretweetable  0 1
xoxomilliexoxo i know  its too bright in my room so i cant get back to sleep  x 0 1
@happn_in_sydney thanks for the follow! too bad it's been a cold, wet weekend in syd  and many more of those to come i believe. boooo 0 1
Itchy eyes  0 1
@OregonMJW  allergic to shrimp, so you can have my half  0 1
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once  0 1
@marky_funkism I don't have ellie either so the whole plan was flawed from the start I guess  0 1
@foole_of_hearts YOU EATED BUNNIEZ?!  0 1
you know what would be awesome? getting me to 150 followers today.  0 1
Ok so closed down the jazz club, closed down the hiphop club, after party in the room just ended. Great day. Napa tomorrow  nite tweeple 0 1
I have no idea of how this whole Twitter thing works.... I'm new here, and totally lost!    Somebody help me!!!!!! 0 1
Journey makes me happy  they are really good 0 1
ugh Monday eve  0 1
just finished my paperwork!  time for some twitter fun.  Hit me up people lemme know what's crackin!  0 1
Seth Gilliam, who plays Carver on The Wire, is in Starship Troopers! It's a good film  0 1
@PembsDave Excellent, share the love. Nothing like a bit of twitter love!!  0 1
@cspenn No Azeroth economy or dailies update today?  0 1
julian has his arm back, and mama has her van AND her kitchen back...life is good  0 1
Stardom Bound's out of Oaks ...  She was my favorite, but I understand if she's not feeling up to par. 0 1
@peterfacinelli oh no  -CUE THE MUSIC! http://bit.ly/Yjy6A 0 1
@tripnhazy  really sorry for your news. best wishes to you and yours! 0 1
@gypsyjanes Rainbow sherbert is my favorite because I can never decide on just one flavor  0 1
slept in today and cleaned my room  lazzy day! 0 1
@dailypatricia yes it is! Glad you like the new pic  0 1
@ritametermaid It's a pleasure  If you've any more Thai faves, then please let us know them at www.schmap.me/picks/sanfran 0 1
Worked for just enough time to hear leicester score at Southend  one of those days I think 0 1
@McKatrine cool  send me a message   well i g2g now xD leaving my mac now   we can text instead xD 0 1
no idea to draw, i have to take a break  0 1
@dannygokey Milwaukee I live there! Where ya at? ;) Ha, jk. Btw, you were on TMZ last night! So I got to come in 3rd on AI to get on TMZ?  0 1
hates hayfever!!!  0 1
practice soon, then last minute packing for vacation! woooo  leaving tomorrow. not anywhere exotic, but relaxing enough  0 1
My consulting client isn't going to pay invoice from 2 weeks ago for another few weeks... Brisbane holiday may be cancelled  0 1
OMG...I just got my first tat, cherry popped! And it is so SICK!! Im so stoked! Yay me! Thanks so very much Nick!   {*GOOBERIFIC*} 0 1
@riotthyme  I'll be at the doctor's office in an hour and a half 0 1
I know I should've exercised this morning, but it seems there's a lot of excuses to not doing it  http://myloc.me/4dtP 0 1
Having a bit to eat. im eating a large piece of chocolate cake form wenzels that i just bought with teresa  0 1
OH: I now have lackies for my braces...fml  http://tinyurl.com/mh7jsd 0 1
Watching the boys play golf....  about to go home and watch the office and laugh myself to sleep 0 1
@nickjonas I still think that you guys should so a tour date in Scotland  0 1
has finished packing up the boxes and is now preparing to clean up the apartment and packing to go back to Jkt... yippie!  0 1
@wohooirock that's my niece wearing a pau gasol jersey! (my &quot;child&quot; is a 4 lb chihuahua  ) 0 1
http://tini.us/accesskittips Internet Access Kit Tips for Myanmar People from Mysteryzillion.org forum!  0 1
Just finished Water for Elephants - Read it in a day &amp; loved it! ...and didn't want it to end  #books #reading 0 1
#hss09 I can network better while live tweeting than while moving around. Not enough tweeters here though  0 1
revision3.com is down  http://downforeveryoneorjustme.com/revision3.com 0 1
ok going to bed, Mandah never came  0 1
@poohbare311 @VaneDEW That's what I told her.  0 1
@heb77 : don't be pissy pant polly!  0 1
She's making chicken nuggets and spinach  0 1
i dont want to go to work  0 1
BULLETIN - LAST TITANIC SURVIVOR DIES AT AGE 97. (via @BreakingNews) Knew it was coming, but sad just the same. Titanic is now &quot;history&quot;  0 1
Not nearly enough people smile when they drive down the street and see my daughter blowing bubbles on our front steps.  #fb 0 1
@Saurabh hehe.. yes, the famous diet coke  I didnt go to the Tweetup. Went to the MotherJane gig instead. It was awesome! U didnt go? 0 1
just joined twitter and currently have NO follwers  0 1
Just realized I've been to a over 2 handsful of baby showers &amp; 1 bridal shower in my whole life; Something isn't right w/ this picture  0 1
Yep........Still awake  0 1
CMT awards!!! yay!! so fun! Just wish i wasn't watching all alone  0 1
Uneventful night...  0 1
@neilhimself  VIVAA!!! Congratulations! I knew you would.  0 1
Usha Uthup is singing ' Ente Keralam'   0 1
Just dropped nephews off at airport. Feeling really sad  0 1
says alright, alright... I'm going already. Sheesh, well better be off early than late.  http://plurk.com/p/rpbd5 0 1
I wanna meet a heaps cute boy!  0 1
P.s. Eric, shave ur beard you look like a bum  0 1
Smokin`cigarettes... Drinkin`coffee  Chasin`trouble-files `round the computer... 0 1
@bkershner congratulations on the win  0 1
@crsimp01 Always fun to just get out. Golf or no golf  0 1
@mizdi my lolo  I'll be going to the wake in a while. later! 0 1
Up early, up late--so begins my summer. Let's do this.  0 1
@evilapprentice About Matt you mean? It sucks.  I really hope he feels better soon! 0 1
Ohhh I hope one of the H&amp;M stores near Pittsburgh will carry Jimmy Choo's. I want a pair! But ohhh a 5 month wait for that   xxoo 0 1
time for bed so gn8  0 1
@TweetDiane I totally agree...going into work with 24 4 yr olds on 4 hrs of sleep...not so good...now I am studying for an exam  0 1
finished WarGames, well.. a while ago, but yah.. i wish i were more active this weekend.. but weather isnt permitting  0 1
@Wolfman700 hey jake i really miss you and dylan and nik out of everyone!!!! i didn't think i would miss youguys that much!!!!  Wats up!!! 0 1
@ksymmonds indeed  , that why i'm starting to run now  0 1
@karlerikson I can't take a car. The babysitter will need it all week.  0 1
@dontlookaway no  i was workin all day. You? 0 1
I'm sick...   Those little dudes from the Mucinex commerials are throwing a party in my chest. 0 1
It is a beautiful day! Goin to look at kittens!  0 1
I heard about this Dane Cook thing from my sister, anybody have a youtube link etc. that has the video for it? I heard it's good.  0 1
work from 12-5p...then out with chad   come to the store to buy shiny things! 0 1
@Rutherfordium OMG just did it and can't even prove it!!!  lol 0 1
@nhirt Thank you for your iDeneb 1.4 tutorial, every thing works fine on my EeePC1000h  0 1
Really wanted to go see the proposal  0 1
Half days rock  0 1
on my way to school. Traffic!  0 1
awe, i love it when guys ask permission to date a girl. that is so sweet. chivalry is not dead   &lt;3 arelie 0 1
and you know painting my nails  0 1
@pitypete student talaga! lol. though I envy their vacation.  0 1
I really gotta take sum ppl off my mobile alerts I got 1051! How am I ever gonna clear those, ya'll know this phone slow  0 1
this should be a fun day. out all day and back tomorrow probably  0 1
Ruca hurt her knee.  http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/5530715 0 1
Laying in a hammock, under a tree, by a cute little pond is seriously one of the most relaxing things in the world.  0 1
listening to 3 baby zebra Finches screaming out their lungs. they're the cutest  0 1
#twpp I think the pyjama party rawks! Girls and guys.keep it going. Me off to get more drunk.  0 1
Just wanted to send it out once more before I retire it...    	 http://bbltwt.com/yw7a3 0 1
Making dinner. Just woke up from a nap. Now I'm hungry  0 1
@PerezHilton thanx for the input...I luv his music...I also hav a crush...so good 2no 4sure  0 1
Sorry, what's the point of being able to redeem codes through the iPhone in 3.0 if it still requires you to sync it with the computer?  0 1
There's Arp Rosemary in that corner bed too, but it's almost a non-entity until Fall, when we use the trimmed sprigs in the kitchen  0 1
the beginning of my LONG day begins now. 8:30am-5pm work. looking fwd to going to gigi's 4th birthday party afterwards yay!  0 1
If Twitter wants to know what I am doing, appearently it is not shutting up! 200th update! *explosions, fireworks, laser-light show. ect*  0 1
Lakers can make it to the finals but i dont think it would be exciting. J.R&gt; smith and the nuggets bench make the game FUN. Lakers dont  0 1
Listening to Avril Lavigne -  Remembering old times  0 1
@IamJoeBeastmode The thing is, when you're online, i'm sleeping..I live in Holland..  Do you have msn for fans, or something?? 0 1
You are all the best! Thanks   0 1
@AngharadTomos You lovely person! I am glad the days of builder wolf-whistles are behind us. I never got one either  I still want yr hair. 0 1
Poor Be! wish him luck  0 1
@whoissuresh Where are my tacquitos?!?  0 1
Ok tweets this is serious!!  I want some Tim-Tams!    does anybody know where I can find them in the US?... or Mexico (impossible I know) 0 1
Seriously, FML.  0 1
@markbate Yes! Every few weeks I think to myself: &quot;Who the heck are Apple Unicorns?&quot;  0 1
is fed up, fed up, fed up, fed up. It feels like we never get a break  0 1
I'm offically half-less  Heading home to tidy up the wonderful chaos, and drown my sorrows in junk food. So proud of you, @joallen17! 0 1
Ugh... Its too early...  0 1
@mens_STYLE  I like it    0 1
@willtompsett we will miss you too  0 1
start again... so now theres 6 people coming with us when we go to melbourne...for short stack. originally 4. but still only 3 for ss  0 1
@GrannyHelena  wake me up before i go girl , da da da da da daaaaaaa - sorry just channelled george michaell - yep 1hr nap thx Gran   0 1
I forgot my laptop charger today  0 1
@courtney_ozaki LOL yeeeeah!! everybody makes mistkes(cept4 brandon) everybody has those days(cept4 brandon) .... the remix LOL  0 1
@hartluck you should keep posting ! love to hear about what you get up to but have a good time in aussie  0 1
Noticed @dog_tree have joined twitter. Love Dogtree. Missing my labrador all of a sudden  0 1
Ooooooops kinda split my blue charge all over my new camera  but at least it semlls nice now ! 0 1
its too nice a day to be stuck in the house    0 1
@Syke420 I'm an insomniac. I swear I never sleep, dude. Not good.  0 1
Wondering why poor little Pixel has a droopy tail today  How does a little cat who doesn't go outside hurt herself?! 0 1
@katieblair Oh dear :-/. So long as you reference the quote correctly  0 1
Listening to &quot;Whole Lotta Love&quot; by Adam Lambert while cleaning my room...Ugh, I printed out all my summer assignments, and I'm sad  0 1
@HollDoll1286 yes I am!!! I will be there a hot drunken mess so u better come!!!  0 1
Going out on the boat then maybe vinos w the girls  work in the morning. 0 1
@josephinesstar  I do what I can! and I�m on t(weed) *is in happy wonderland* 0 1
Oops. Didn't pull my hand out of the way of Dodge's mouth when he jumped up to grab the tug-of-war rope. He has painful teeth.  0 1
Writing presentation, blog post centering on Dale Carnegie principles of social friendliness.  Showing me what a butthead I can be.  Sigh. 0 1
Spongebob while my nails dry....  0 1
@PedanticBohemia So, Leafhanger was put to rest on May 29, 2009 @ 10:50am...  0 1
@cazashton Wishing you every happiness in your new abode!  0 1
Random thought of soda shoes... Anybody wear those hideous white rubber monster shoes circa hmmm 12 years ago??? Lol I did  0 1
Taking L to the airport as she is flying off to Prague for a few days. Am very sad not to be going with her  0 1
@_RyanJ I know it will dear  0 1
God's way is unique and yet can't be understood. He has His own time..  0 1
Dont bother Buying the Prima guide..use this instead  http://bit.ly/u5qGn 0 1
We raced through the highways and the byways to make it home safely  I don't like night driving but no traffic is greatness. 0 1
has call waiting music stuck in my head  0 1
its going to be a long night  0 1
@coldnosephoto Not me... I'm driving around with an inch of tree-crap on top of mine.  0 1
@LisaAlexandrea Holla at me when ya get there  0 1
@Juicycash Then Ur Gonna Kill My Baby  Smh 0 1
first thing is to find the druid ring so i can portal right in here next time  #eq2 0 1
hm  the basement just feels lonely now. 0 1
At the Bucks of Stars. Fucking script sucks.  0 1
I have nowhere to watch the Tonys tonight  0 1
@ElizabethReaser looking forward to seeing it, good luck for tonight  0 1
my ass hurts  0 1
@vachan Just checked out SPB.This mobile application rocks!! has a gr8 potential going forward be a &quot;must have&quot;  4 Windows Mobile users  0 1
@TomFelton Just finished some ironing. Watched 'Chamber of Secrets' while doing so. LOVE when you say 'I didn't know you could read.&quot;  0 1
Did I ment that I love Bright eyes? They should do a new record. I like everyone of them  0 1
happy birthday  #andyhurleyday 0 1
@dstarpro So much of what I am is a blessing and a curse. I suppose thats the best way to say it  0 1
@AshySwiftnas I tried but youtube doesn't accept windows movie maker either  It sucks.. 0 1
It seems after a few mentions I am becoming a swine flu focal point? So remember take hand tissues with you and wash your hands often  0 1
@carlmayer @johncmayer You have just made the start of my day so much more interesting than it would have been.  0 1
Therefore my card &quot;... could be at risk for unauthorized use.&quot; FML!  0 1
@skadoodlequany this is depressing  0 1
@RobKardashian wwwwwhhatttsss uuuuppppppp rooooobbbb???  0 1
is having a very un-inspiring, non creative, slow day  0 1
I had to get a shot  0 1
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! sorry i just really had to do that.. it actually made me feel better  0 1
@Lostfan04 That's no good at all!  0 1
She saw my combover, her hourglass body, she has problems with drinking milk and being school tardy  0 1
come on bb mods.  0 1
@mickyates Agreed, getting all my burning done now ... it was 5 days rain, it's now 3 days and moving in the right direction  0 1
Looks like Dell already discontinued the Mini 9, as it is no longer on Dell.com.  Frown.  0 1
Chxllenq ; spendinq time with mommie (: qraduation at 4pm then out with thee loves . make thee fone rinqq ! ahha Juice ii did that once  0 1
Ive never cried so much over a movie  i love lifetime everyone turn it to for the love of a child on lifetime!!! 0 1
@graceburton Sorry. I'll stop now.  0 1
2 special days in 1 week.....  both envolve someone special 0 1
wishing i had someones hand to hold.  0 1
@GStuedler Slowly can be good..I'm Taken it all in . I will be good to day  0 1
@steveaoki u r always in ny when I'm not there  miss u punk! Xoxo 0 1
says punyeters... getting to know my block via yahoo groups...  http://plurk.com/p/x6y12 0 1
well, after tonight i truly miss Jay Leno  how long til September??? 0 1
Imma Be - great new black eyed peas! Imma be listening to that shiit!  Download: http://www.mediafire.com/?3zmyizwznmj 0 1
they say if you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow, sleep late.i wish i had listened to that.  0 1
took a shower, now waiting for my mom to be ready to go to her friend's uncle's memorial service. 2day is a depressing day  0 1
My cousin is leavin today   I got my pics from my recital.... I look fantabulous! Then again when do I not look good. 0 1
exams are over, and i passed english! yaya  redbulls all gone  awww HAHA! 0 1
@LittleFletcher i miss shopping. i hope i can go soon  0 1
@damiankoh just finished a con call.  if u're still there, please have more on my behalf. 0 1
Hahaha i love young peoples meetings..  0 1
there was a guy who was coming to orange from sydney. stopped in penrith andd got hit by a fucking car.  0 1
good morning twitt-world, good day for ya´ll!  I´m waiting for the sun! *looks around&quot; looks not good for today!  0 1
On the way to the temple, Happy Lao New Year!  0 1
@_hannahmitchell  i slept all day, as fun as that sounds it's not good with a head ache 0 1
uhh im sitting in ummm mcsalad waiting for my mcsalad meal  0 1
got the Crazy Bread but what a dissapointment.  not so good this time.   0 1
Last night I dreamt I was in a shop, trying on jeans, and Crossroads by Blazin' Squad was playing, and now it's stuck in my head  0 1
its 2:21 AM and i am thinking of the future and how great its going to be. God is Good  0 1
@PaulHarriott Howdy Paul....  fine form, loving Friday!!    You ok?? 0 1
@ahmadghanem yeah like a gazillllliiooon kgs  0 1
well twitterverse, I shall be away from you for a week because I will be in bermuda on my honeymoon. Be back soon  0 1
@renee_66 HAHAHAHAHA xD lol my friends think its lame too  lol idc still watching he he 0 1
Sorry guys. My phone will be off at any minute.  If you need me, get a hold of Amanda or my MySpace of Facebook. 0 1
I wish I woke up earlier to have breakfast. I am sooooooooo hungry  0 1
wishes she could make everyone happy but is failing miseribly  0 1
Goodnight, White Chicks on the TV. It feels like a little family!  0 1
woke up with a stomach ache  it'll go away in 3,2,1..haha i'm all better! 0 1
@storyfan It's quite good.   I'm working (slowly) on a crossover with Jeeves &amp; Wooster and Hot Fuzz.  IF I can finish it. 0 1
whats up twitterland???!!!   On my way to get my tattoo! I think I feel kinda scared  0 1
@courtneyschultz why a bad feeling??  0 1
@gillfeesh me too! I hate the sniffles  0 1
Noooo go away cough! I don't want to get sick  0 1
sitting here in agony atm, my stomach hurts, boo hoo  0 1
Crying and sobbing over random gay romance stories on the net. I feel really silly..  0 1
Meeting my lovely friends 2day. Buttoners &amp; Buma-ers. Just one &quot;selemparan batu&quot; fr my house  0 1
Off to get eye exams today and buy boxes.  Tomorrow the basement is being cleaned, packed, and stuff set aside for a yard sale.  FUN  0 1
is wearing her twitter shirt!  IF YOU ARE FOLLOWING ME, PLEASE TELL ME IF YOU WANT TO SEE IT? 0 1
@SnootySims That sucks!    0 1
@AdieJonas Six Flags. It takes up all my freaking time. I freaking hate it  But I'm here now  0 1
Bom dia twitters!  0 1
internet back on  ! oh how this girl missed playing Call of Duty!! 0 1
@carbcountinmama I didn't think to ask until I got out to the car  0 1
loooong day of work ahead  meh! 0 1
Needs a new spare key person... Someone more reliable.  0 1
Sorry about mispelling Californians... I'm pretty drunk. But still outraged!  0 1
@helkamaria Me too.  Too bad I despair of being able to do it. 0 1
OMG IM TWEETING TOO MUCH! SORRY! ILL STOP!  0 1
@meghankoos great meeting you this week  whatever happens, things will work out amazingly 0 1
Laptop out of powah  0 1
@VanessasRunway GET MARRIED ALREADY!! lol... &amp;&amp; i can't wait either  0 1
Is it possible to kill a pigslothregular flu with alcohol? Well, I'll play guinea pig. I'm getting quite tired of the hot/cold/hot thing.  0 1
http://www.myspace.com/thesinkingheartsmusic   almost 300 visits , good beginning isn't it ?  0 1
@Si_za I'm good thanks, no hols all done  But on countdown to next one now ;-) 0 1
zack and i are DJing the carnival at the horseshoe lake pavilion this thursday night and thinks YOU should go! don't forget to visit us  0 1
ummm twitter is being mean to me and wont let me upload a pic. well  i dont see it.  0 1
I had a bad dream an now i cant go to sleep   KEILIGIRL254 0 1
So sadddd oh God these are so hard to deal with. Gimme bit of ur strenght   http://myloc.me/4I06 0 1
discovered thousand leggers infiltrating our bathroom, thought they were only in pgh.  see you in the am, if not eaten alive by then 0 1
Yet another Monday  0 1
@MissDadeCounty  0 1
@ElexisKababitch Yeah this is quite messed up.   Guess we'll just have to wait until we find out tomorrow! woo... I'm nervous... (((((( 0 1
@KingsBlue I don't think I'll have a time for going to Riga.. So probably not.. No high heels.  Cry, cry! 0 1
@SeattleSingle At Pyramid Brewery, tonight. Unfortunately, we're at our limit.  http://twtvite.com/y9b2w5 ^EP 0 1
@raefabulous whut? no NC  i miss you too! 0 1
oh gosh a whole day spend I.T assignmenting. faaaaaaaaaaah what a waste of weekend  0 1
@VVbrown Congrats on the Ross show. Could be the ' the one'.  0 1
Cleaning my room ;-) Moving out today ;-) .. Gonna miss it  .. 0 1
@stevengutierrez not together - but eat at nando's, KFC styleeee. Get chicken and a burger like the daddy box meal...  0 1
@allisonwannng yeah, I wished more ppl came along.  um, well, it was crazy cuz me and virginia were getting lost finding the location, ... 0 1
realises you shouldn't tweet stupid jokes that look maybe like lies because if you delete them they still stay on google  0 1
Phones dead  0 1
trying to fix the kinks on http://www.onceawitch.com wish i knew a little bit more of asp  0 1
@thisisoktane  0 1
Oh my god, NSW can't even buy a try tonight! QLD are just dominating us!  0 1
Really craving riding/just being with Sam  and I want more pictures of us! I can never have enough! 0 1
@nicolerichie Just keep on being yourself!  0 1
Cars fixed! But no aircon  so still in garage. 2 busy 2 notice its gone! http://www.worklifebalancecentre.org/  fancy a whole centre 4 it 0 1
@kerenshandrow was listening to wake durring my surgery. the phone fell on the way to recovery lost my place when the  batery popped out  0 1
How do u kno it feels weird? I've been to ALL ur shows nerd! &amp; no I didnt notice  0 1
@chattyx hi chattyloves  *muah* 0 1
@salsa4sanity hell yeah i have to speak it at school AND at my house, gets sickening. ha i hope sooo *fingers crossed*  0 1
@ddlovato you are at the beach? I still at work and later I have classes  0 1
is it just me or does Safari 4 seem slower than the beta that I had?  0 1
Today's additions to office: Aeron chair = good.  Daddy longlegs = bad.  0 1
@HamdanBinSultan Yay! Its stopped raining finally, and i can see Kilimanjaro and Meru smilling at me  0 1
Girl dies while twitterin in bathtub. Laptop electrocuted her   http://bit.ly/boXWN 0 1
@Cebu777 aww cool! hahaha Sheepz. baka magka identity crisis aso mo ah! hahaha  0 1
@oasis You guys we're awesome on Thursday nite, I won't be askin for my money back!   0 1
we are bad fans!  http://bit.ly/VwV6H 0 1
@shardulmohite The coffee machine gives coffee only. No tea  0 1
@chocolatezen23 You should move to Kalamazoo, we can get a house together  0 1
@iheartrachael WHAT ARE YU SERIOUSE FUCK THEM!  gr! 0 1
@karmiz16 - it can't be avoided sa mundo ng showbiz, sadly.  the only thing we can do is support both [and everyone else too ] 0 1
getting ready. dance with rachel at 1.  with bethany for the rest of the day &lt;3 call/txt  0 1
@killingalice Get 100 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip  0 1
My feeties are cold  0 1
@atlantictreefox OMG... that is the most horrific thing ever! So sad and terrible!   0 1
D@ElisabetTX  I'm good! We're going to the zoo today for Mother's Day.  It should be a lot of fun.    How are you? 0 1
@mileycyrus I wish I had a cupcake right now.  http://tinyurl.com/n3u7ud 0 1
@Poekasso Idk. Maybe Bcuz I'm Eating Taco Bell &amp; My Cousin Just Asked If I Wanted To Go Shoppingg. So Taco Shoppinggg.  0 1
@tobite Yeah thanks, have a good day yourself!  0 1
@veronikag Thanks for the link, that's interesting.. I don't know much about how vaccines are made but are they testing those on animals?  0 1
@velucene I still have my extra-small brass rat, which is still larger than any other ring I own &amp; wear it on nerdy occasions  0 1
Beutiful day today!! So warm and a clear blue sky... perfect studio weather  0 1
@andrewmjones I'm sorry!  I didn't   Went over to the aunt &amp; uncle and played Rock Band and drank beer.  MY BAD. 0 1
I wanna throw stuff around. HAHA  0 1
@talkinguineapig ugh tenant wants 2 meet 4 coffee &amp; talk. we live in the same flat - we can't talk here?! UGH. hes probs gonna yell at me  0 1
@CityGirl912 As always, I thank you!  0 1
watching 'junior' in joggy bottoms and a pj top  0 1
I'm not home, but don't rob my house. It's Still populated with well armed CITIZENS in my absece. Roommates are neato home insurance  0 1
I feel like i should be wearing this helmet full-time  0 1
@CadelOfficial no coverage on British Eurosport  0 1
i dunno, but i'm gonna try to go to bed. 6 AM comes around fast....  &lt;3 0 1
Shout out 2 all my new followers!! Thank u 4 making me have more people following me than I'm following  0 1
@mariahvondita Oh Im soo sorry ur chest hurts  Do u have asthma or anxiety? I hope u feel better. 0 1
@ladyw87 Damn it, missed your show  0 1
@indignantone Btw, I second that as the tagline...  0 1
My hair smells so good!!!  0 1
@TomFelton btw, come to Australia, you have many fans here  0 1
Oh no haven't watched the last couple of eps, kate's gone?!!!!!! She was my fave  0 1
Just read Langford column in SFX. Jab at asexuals. Not cool.  0 1
GM Bankruptcy Petition online on Slideshare http://ping.fm/RBlUY #gm more than 100 legal docs online from user LegalDocs  0 1
Left phone at friends house..  0 1
@vprincess It's working fine over here  0 1
is a fountain of knowledge for all things Sharm - just ask  ...www.egyptianreality.com 0 1
@annkur  hai what review you will give ... for 17 again...  #movies 0 1
ICE FAIL!! now I have to travel in a very old IC  ... ICE doesn't like me!  0 1
@funkycarla8 @Jantunstill Jadine is not happy because i cant go and rescue her with the car   lol 0 1
Tommorow I declare as modern history makeup day  LOL help me 0 1
@ohwellnoelle sextuplets birthday. I'll send u pics of the cakes and tell u who won. Hahaha it's not the same warning it without u tho  0 1
One more thing - the event is in support of the Canadian Breast Cancer Foundation  0 1
period pain!!!!!!!!  0 1
Vacay is over  Back to life, back to reality. 0 1
exhausted.....felt like I did a lot today, yet don't feel like I accomplished much  0 1
@sherealcool good lord. i'm so sorry it wasn't more fun for you.  now i don't feel quite as terrible about missing it. 0 1
@riandawson I have your hat. True story. I'll even post a picture in a minute.  0 1
Oh the life of a #headfi 'r.. one pair of cans are gone, only for me to lust after another. http://is.gd/LQvU, these costing $125 more.  0 1
aw shit, I forgot about pass 2 didn't I? but my field class!  0 1
@TamWallin well good luck. If I need any encouragement, I'll let you know. We're in this together.  0 1
@cindypon ComicCon? That's cool!  0 1
@shadow_d_husky  Thats why I always back up my stuff onto CD. I must do that again soon. 0 1
@mariancall buy it and bring it up here I would love a turtle! had one and had to give it away  0 1
hopes she can still go out this weekend :S eeeep! im scared!   0 1
i want the jonas brothers to come to scotlandd !  0 1
@djcool_m  yeeee  so wassup? 0 1
@smoMashup If you get a chance, give me a call sometime so we can talk dogs.  0 1
@corinnebailey Thank you! I did, though still playing catch up!  *Yawn*  x 0 1
... Football....     Its gone! 0 1
PAUSE! I just remembered... we're barbecuing in Pleasanton today! No Ollies for me  Maybe for my bday morning. 0 1
Back on I-35, didnt find a texas boyfriend at UT,  0 1
@daizeedg thanks bb  how ru na? I hope ur fine. musta paso mu 0 1
@carcrash_heartz Yupp, it's the no.1 app!  It cost me £6, so I'm guessing its... Read More: http://is.gd/RD2T 0 1
oh boy, last week of class! i haven't studied all weekend. oh well.  0 1
@doncity  0 1
And adam.  0 1
Woke up with my baby by my side! YAY  0 1
Manky commuters aside, tram ride to station: success. In time for usual service  0 1
Cleaning the BBQ after a long winter of dirt was disgusting... but the ends justified the means  0 1
@circlingdown still here sweetie. just been having migraine from hell these past 2 days  0 1
@weeny Yes, I'm a grammar/spelling Nazi. It gets tiresome (for the people around me, mostly.)  0 1
@Issaaa Omg, what happened?  0 1
@tonysloan purple flavours are yum. banana and cherry? excuse me while i go wash my mouth out with windex.  0 1
@iba_o  ...Im pretty good at makin omelettes, you want tomato in that? 0 1
Installed word 2007, going to give it a try, but it looks so different.  I am such a creature of habit sometimes  0 1
At The set of Wake Up San Francisco. Were doing a Live show. Nicky And Alex - Mommy misses you!  0 1
@mileycyrus Don't be sad  Everything's okay, love you. 0 1
Just finished Beguile shoot at the North Shore ranch~hope the pictures came out good!!! Thanks to DANE  0 1
@arvinchester ahahaha not really.... it's up to you how often you would like to tweet  0 1
@DatNUPE delightful morning to u  0 1
@tonylui oh sorry for the late response. she got hit by a car  0 1
Homework finally done... yay. I have my finals to do in the next couple of days then I get some time off until classes start again Monday  0 1
@turbomichael LOLOL @ &quot;...my hips DO lie!&quot;.  I'm sure with YOUR energy, you'd manage to make it your own if u  wanted to.  0 1
Mcdonalds breakfast  and I'm finally going to sleep 0 1
george sampson+ the mcfly boysssssss, i love you guyssss  xxx 0 1
@CrystalRain Glad to hear you're okay. Could have really hurt, by the sounds of it. Is the couch okay? lol  0 1
praying for the Wilkes family!  0 1
Just got back from seeing #UP  It was amazing! 0 1
is missing Tehran in these election days  0 1
@AlexAllTimeLow im a hulstlah but i dont have a webcam  0 1
Well darn, It did it again!  I got the wrong Pebbles.  I will go searching for the right one.   0 1
Has felt like crap for a whole week  need more sleep! Think gonna lose my rag today eek! 0 1
Movies!  0 1
@moonstruckmommy  .. what about you .. who's the P4P .. in your list ?  0 1
@ddlovato I KNOW THAT FEELING. I left mine at my moms house this weekend!  0 1
@aprilyim I will definately try. Look out for my tweet around midnight. Warning: it's melancholic depressive music.  0 1
@judez_xo i dont know what jenny from gossip girl looks like  haha 0 1
@CAProjects would love to comment but my issue never arrived in my letterbox!  0 1
@mileycyrus Youre welcome here  have fun! 0 1
@k3rryq Get 100 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip  0 1
@ColtSeaversPS sorry our severs were down today. we are live on FM. Power etc issues are a kosovo daily prob  0 1
@reinventawkward I'm afraid the whining doesn't stop sweety  0 1
Oh yay we're eating Italian  I haven't had any in a while 0 1
@powershop That's a very polite use of bollocks  0 1
yeah. twitter is going to be ma new favourite site here &lt;3 sitting here an' pimpin my windows  0 1
Eating a bowl of cereal then gonna jack it  then sleep!!! 0 1
@SammyMit i hate you :@ i wish i coulda been there!!!  0 1
had a grilled steak but now my tummy is upset  0 1
Danissica Mollie-May (Dee Dee) is progressive retinal atrophy  http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/4351056 0 1
Taking the sats  ugh 0 1
@TerribleLouie Damn you already stood me up!  0 1
just 2 say hi from Melbourne.. my surf time running out.. bye  0 1
And, We're finally home  0 1
Start the week with a purchase for Dad for Father's Day.  Now he has his own voice recorder I will never get him to shut up.  0 1
im at work BORED  0 1
despite all odds going against my bike...they can fix it  YAY!!! 0 1
@randolphmanoe that would be a short &amp; boring post  It's more interesting to write about when it does NOT work: http://bit.ly/c1soD :p 0 1
@NileyBulgaria yeah i am from bulgaria lol  im ani  nice to meet you? wat city do u live in? 0 1
@EtherealZephyr they probably just re-edited the footage from the first film  0 1
I am still trying to wrap my head around my maths homework - t'is not going so well  0 1
Somebody already occupied shyjune. So I made my ID whyjune. But I don't like it  0 1
@JeremyCShipp I love your Planet Palz movie, its awesome, funny, &amp; cute, I can't wait to see more  0 1
Hmn still no word from the dude that is supposed to be picking up the bike this morning  I guess &quot;early morning&quot; isn't early anymore. 0 1
@CHRISDJMOYLES Are there going to be any akward ex-girlfriend episodes in Stoke, like the last time you were on the road?  0 1
south park.  0 1
@darrynstorm Of course I have yes.   and well, I just don't sleep i used to have major insomnia, now I just have crazy sleeping patterns. 0 1
i guess that's me just wishing i could afford to shop at a&amp;f all the time, instead of just sometimes.  lol 0 1
http://snipurl.com/hq0n1 Just printed my mom an Amazon gift card  for Happy Mothers Day talk about last minute. 0 1
@stargatejohn Oh dear  I'll chat to you John, only thing is I'm on here and you're there LOLOL 0 1
Greeting duty at church....fun  0 1
@bpinaud of course  , but i meant if this was a  &quot;fake&quot; one or whatver....know what i mean? 0 1
@abrookshire oh yeah, naked is the way to go at that age! Pools and kids = happiness!  0 1
this is fascinating stuff.  0 1
i am so not a twitterholic  i dont even twitter that much 0 1
@JamFactory good idea.. slim chance im going to get 4 different droplets and not a refresher  but im looking forward to it  0 1
@kesoleil It's alright, just felt like you thought I was saying all top guilds are assholes  so I was worried. 0 1
@jordanknight Jordan,  I think we (the fans) broke the link.. Can't vote  Sorry!! 0 1
I don't know what to do with my blazer  0 1
@DebbieFletcher Ooh what a pity! But will not miss opportunities LOL  Xxx 0 1
Now in bed with sick toddler. Poor Max  http://twitpic.com/4h31l 0 1
Finally Friday. School  0 1
@corysparks my friends not in town   I'm thinking about running away from this hospital LOL 0 1
Going to a meeting soon and its monday, I woulkd like to sleep some more... At least got time to run this weekend, feels good  0 1
@jpadamson i know yuck  0 1
I just made biscuits but I doubled the recipe and they came out weird  http://twitpic.com/884hw 0 1
@ToaZuku Thanks.  0 1
@arthur_alston Straight flush king high today and still my account gets skimmed.  very demoralizing 0 1
so staying up late in hopes of iPhone 3.0 at midnight was fruitless  0 1
@themidgetmen Fair enough. That's why it's #5  0 1
@Robbie_Thomas I actually saw the island that was filmed for the image of Gilligan's Island, near Nassau and Paradise Isle. No T-shirt  0 1
@mintran nghe heavy v?i death metal hay wa, ballad nh? l?m  tu?n sau s? v�c usb sang ch�p death  0 1
@paulwallbaby I sure will, thank you 4hittin me back  I hope you digg my idea.btw I hope u changed ur album rel/party 4m spiros cme2Dallas 0 1
@3minhero Sounds like you're having a great time, I've been sunning myself by the sea again!  0 1
@Socks_B_Rockin happy birthday. hope you are well.  0 1
@Shepherd try Cammeray Waters - http://www.cammeraywaters.com.au/holidays - Jenny Blake is awesome, happy for you to say I referred you  0 1
@stevevee Hmmm. Not only will I tweet, but I will strap a camera to my head as well.  http://twitter.com/stevevee/status/2062661553 0 1
@DavidArchie you did an awesome job!! you sound really great.   0 1
nothing except missing the most amazing person i know. i looooooooooooooove @jonemmony  0 1
@chipro got same here  0 1
@IamSpectacular Hey Spec can you give me a shoutout, please? If you don't you can give one out on June 15th  0 1
@dorkydeanna I'm watching it at the moment  -sighs- and straightening my hair which takes hours as my hair is so curly!! 0 1
I rly want to watch terminator pls!  0 1
here we go again!  0 1
Managed to forget a couple things at the grocery store. Debating going back out. If I were back in EW it'd just be a 10 min walk  0 1
@ClarissaG I almost got pinoko toilet paper for the awo crew but didn't have the luggage space  0 1
@grshane they make some cross trainers&amp; I think some neutral running shoes in lime green, but I need stability ones because of my knee  0 1
has got work tomorrow  0 1
@Its_roXXX  0 1
Fast Forward 1 week and 5 hours please God. Thanks  0 1
ugh, is the cellcast super faily for anyone else? so garbled and blogtv keeps buffering.  0 1
At my cousin's graduation party!  congratulations Krystle hahaa 0 1
Hurrah!  My resins turned out lovely = new craft show inventory and some new items for my shop COMING SOON http://www.divokc.etsy.com  0 1
Outside in the garden making daisy chains!!!! Loving the sun , shame about the wind  0 1
@kazzart want to visit  0 1
@soozanna I love it WHEN you cook!   0 1
Got  two exams 2moz  0 1
is soooo sleepy after a loooong sunny and hot day at Disneyland   can't wait to go hooome! 0 1
@Branded When will I get to talk to you again?  0 1
@ddlovato omggg i love you girlyyyy! i miss you and the rest of the camp rock cruuu  ! 0 1
@backstreetboys You forgot to add #BSB to the end of your last tweet! Come on, Boys!!   #BSB 0 1
Lost my wallet last nite &amp; whole lotta $, thus why I NEVER keep cash on me  0 1
Happy that, after nearly a year of craving, F. finally found some Carvel strawberry shortcake cake.  0 1
Edison Glass is a great band. Thanks pandora  0 1
@sturbanclothing Happy birthday mate, hope ya get chance to cause some trouble today!  0 1
@cik_bedah I've bad xperience w delicious OU. Try sitting out side. Also bad xperience in BV2, mArc and dua residence as well as d'lish  0 1
@WiselyChosen Still??  did you try it again?...i hate updating anything on twitter...you saved your background as a jpg right? 0 1
@loovely831  booo 0 1
coffee bean nights. gotta love 'em! rackam's zombie show was rad... got me a hello kitty zombie painting!  0 1
......And people remain here. I don't think they are leavin anytime soon. So tired...I think this means no lunch &amp; wolverine tomorrow  0 1
@princess_louise lol yes and in middle of moving house too, all go go go  u ok? x 0 1
@reeserpie &quot;pens&quot; is a nickname for the pittsburgh penguins, who played in a stanley cup finals game tonight. hockey.  0 1
@guttedgeek Am hugging my heater...even if it is wonky after peeps sat on it...  0 1
@Connarhea oi why does it say pugface  meany! hehe so get your ass in gear!!! 0 1
I've made my desk into a little work area with my laptop and everything  ..Did I mention I leave everything until the last minute? lol! 0 1
Just got back home . Played football  . 0 1
I miss all of my Thursday Meals Kitchen friends.  Mark, Erica, Nick, Sarah, Adam, Laura, Libby...I could go on. I miss all of them.  0 1
@disasterarea1 sounds nice, i had a tin of baked beans as not been shopping yet  0 1
One step closer to my new Honda Insight  0 1
@databackup your date may have distracted me  0 1
วันนี้วัน world milk day ยังไม่ได้ดูดนมเลย  0 1
$103.30 pre-sale for Green Day in Auckland? Thanks but no thanks.  0 1
@iamshanemorris they gonna put u on meds? Did they say if pot smoking has helped or hurt? Sorry man, that sux 4 u.   0 1
is damn sick...my head is literally blowing  0 1
Worst part of missing #rebcchi is the lost chance to meet @HomePartner @RobHahn &amp; @MattDollinger f2f  0 1
@kt_kayteee thanks  0 1
@Garms speaking of Marc, the Melrose store had a 70% off shoe sale last week that I missed. I wanted to cry when I found out.  0 1
yay, it's a nice day and I have volleyball tonight  0 1
@preset_viewer  would that be Mac compatibility/ tech support .. oh please?  0 1
@4everBrandy  Are U having a nice time in Sweden  0 1
HAHAHA, Eurovision 2009 Hungary's singer is awesome, his dancing.... (y) He looks like a gay  Though I don't think he is one. 0 1
sad that PDX Mag is folding   I wish for great things for the entire team! 0 1
blerg, the heat destroys me  0 1
in my livingroom lying on the couch - might have to stay off all week  xx 0 1
Haha yea yea i'm gettin paid   Mrz.Dworth! &lt;3 0 1
@Jason_Dolley I tried convincing my parents but they won't let me  I seriously wish i could meet you. You're incredible! 0 1
i feel like hot cross buns.    0 1
The oven door is begining to be a major problem! I just burnt my hand  DAMN IT!! 0 1
its 5 am and i cant sleep  watching season 2 of the hills.. brody and lauren were so friggen cute togetherrrr 0 1
im sooo cold but its sunny outside!  0 1
i love you eoghan!  x 0 1
@pink http://twitpic.com/6tc13 - Beautiful pic! Thank you for sharing with us everything you do and everything you see.  You are awes ... 0 1
@ajstillings ahh i think thats what i'm getting  been really dizzy, headache, stomach ache all day today. 0 1
@mimipuche i just got your message. sorry. *hugs* imy. i'm good. how about you?  0 1
@LabradorArt Thanks! Little Bit is such a darlin, I'm lucky to have him in my world.  0 1
Heading off to Hollywood Studios today  Manta and Kraken were both awesome yesterday, feeling like doing a few more rides!! 0 1
@mlmbuzz Get 100 followers a day using www.tweeteradder.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip  0 1
@SpankingBArthur hey darling  0 1
@Gailporter Lovely photo and great job on the gadget show  0 1
@KateEdwards All of their legs are too thin for me to appreciate the stockings.  0 1
@mileycyrus Gettin your book Miley Cyrus : Miles To Go tommorrow woo  0 1
Another sleepless night. . .  0 1
Pretty exhausting day. Summer school for the rest of the night.  0 1
Babysitting the Holland kids  Kaitlyn keeps saying the house is really hot cause it isnt breathing. 0 1
I'm sick  but trudging to work neway to see if I can make it thru 0 1
gusto kong manuod ng transformers din....  http://plurk.com/p/13t6tn 0 1
Brilliant! i miss my SLR  http://bit.ly/18zrgR 0 1
@tpr2 btw i heard NZ properties, there's no stamp duties. What a good deal  0 1
@thAtKiDcalhoun - I thought u were back in LA  0 1
@DonnieWahlberg THE FIRE WILL BE BURNIN´ IN GERMANY,TOO-WHEN YOU COME BACK TO YOUR GERMAN TROOPS!!!!LET`S GET THIS  0 1
cant be bothered with coursework  grrrrrrr 0 1
I had more books than I thought! Oppps!  http://dailybooth.com/lukeb3000/417238 0 1
i am standing doing the ironing  wishin i was somewhere else, on the upside i have mu music blaring and mr has found the hoover! 0 1
I work tomorrow night... i don't feel good  0 1
i think i'm going to join bally total fitness-so sad there's no 24 hour fitness in indiana  waaaaaah, another reason to go waaaaaah 0 1
working on my bills   0 1
ill...  but at least I'll get some work done! (: 0 1
Kendrick is good  0 1
People are so nice  0 1
OK the weather said 2DAY would be nice! LONDON sucks for Rain &amp; COLD IT'S FRIGGIN MAY 17th for PETE's SAKE!!  Who is pete anyway??? 0 1
@i_8_icecream Just think about all of the times in the summer where you wont be home to clean the house  0 1
@SKAT3RSITA Yeah!! lmao I know it sounds weird, but theyre so good!  0 1
off for a BBQ this aft!  0 1
Going swimming, be back later  0 1
is coming down with a sore throat and very sad.  0 1
Reese cups n cheetos n cigs. LOL I sent him to the store cuz I'm 2 baked 2 drive.  0 1
Still keeping &quot;The Secrets.&quot; HA! be quiet, best friends.  I know all of your secrets too! =P 0 1
@xlbinney yeah  i'll be wrecked in the morning. :/ 0 1
waiting for my family tooo comeeee  im getting sleepy 0 1
Superbikes were awesome...but I am paying for it today  0 1
what happen with my computer?  0 1
hyd sucks for computer hardware - cannot get a nice tablet anywhere in the city  0 1
[Orchid Headlines] Very active Phal : hello all     this time I would like to share my joy.. http://tinyurl.com/qqp8gn 0 1
Is already ready to go home.   0 1
@TomFelton I'm gonna get mac today too coz its my birthday!  0 1
Still in Athens for the time being.....then off to columbus later I think. I can't believe hockey season is over  0 1
Yay! I'm a Tech Cheerleader once again  0 1
@patricmichael Oh, gotcha.  Been in online fandom too long, fic tends to = fanfiction to me, and I've never read the professional stuff.  0 1
@glorialynnglass I believe more storms are in the forecast.  0 1
@klariza that's awesome! I love having stuff to look forward to but I don't have much in the near future  0 1
Looking forward to BB10 tomorrow  http://bit.ly/JY4UI http://bit.ly/KLvVd http://bit.ly/11gOpi http://bit.ly/t7v... http://bit.ly/7Kqud 0 1
pumped for church tonight...long time since i last went to an evening service +/ havent seen marilyn skinner since colour conf. lazy day  0 1
...was just bored and the camera was at hand!  http://tinyurl.com/qx3qt8 0 1
just because I'm awake it doesn't mean I have to get out of bed. staying here all morning  0 1
i'm proud of myself, no browsing at work today (besides checking news). too bad that includes forgetting to download #weeds  0 1
@ NickkkJonasss  please reply  would you like to come to colombia? I want to be one of your shows aww!! would be awesome.. to meet you xo! 0 1
@DrHouse Why don`t you talk about your own crap  0 1
@TamaraSchilling LOL! Too bad I don't eat bacon. But thanks for the compliment!  0 1
is looking forward to going on holiday again  0 1
soooo sick of viruses  someone should definitely buy me a new computer! 0 1
@sethamicone NEVER say that!  0 1
@susanboyle09 hallo Susan, thanks for following! I do hope you're getting to live your dreams  0 1
@tartdarling @brajana  SEX IN CHEESECAKE! 0 1
@Artmaker  #younote have the same ubiquity, but it does't sync with a powerful app, what app do you use for voice memo/drawing and notes ? 0 1
@ spencermitchell - did you get my birthday text?  0 1
Welcome to Twitter World @thinkpinkriva !!  0 1
HELP need laptop 4 uni but Is it worth payin xtra 4 a mac? Also need adobe package but wheres best 2 buy?  Appreciate advice guys x x 0 1
@GoonAffiliated Question of da day 4real I luv yo ass so much n support u 2 da fullest and u show me no luv...!!!  0 1
@thepete yeah me too  I like illustrating, but I'm slow! It'll take me a couple of hours to do something a real artist does in minutes. 0 1
@bl0nd3kt18 yeah me2 lol. u wouldnt kno haha cuz u never answer when i call  0 1
Long day. Finally getting some sleep. Last day of after-care tomorrow  Then, girls night out. Sweet dreams tweeps ? 0 1
Feeling just like this weather.......BLAHHH!  0 1
tha beach is callin my name  0 1
will once again, be in Antarctica for an hour  I really don't like tuesdays! 0 1
@Mercizdope -- . Hmm. Tell LIL WAYNE I said whats up .  0 1
@MaayanC i wish you pinpinim in your berec  0 1
@karljj everything is good today  you didn't know? Lol 0 1
@dickenherr00 ha ha well I have my boat license and soon drivers license, only time Ive killed an engine was trying to drift in a field  0 1
After long time I finally saw a deer, alive(!), on the side of the road. It was eating away happily.  0 1
oooh how i love this http://bit.ly/ezSOB  for change!  0 1
@Mum_of_Six I haven't ironed in years. My husband does it all  Not that I'm boasting!! 0 1
@heather_cooper me too! but i have a stress headache  i can't revise anymore today! did you see joe jonas doing single ladies? oh lord 0 1
is off to work on late  0 1
@dcorsetto: isn't the bouncer at the Meck actually female?  funny stuff adorable woman  hows the stasche doin in all this? 0 1
is up, thinking what to do. So in halwa puri mood right now, but not going  0 1
@BOBBYFRESH09 Car accident  0 1
i know my rents r doin the right thing but every1 else is alowed out why rnt i ? just 4 one day  0 1
's packing up the apt + about to become internet-less.  sad times over here. 0 1
@shelbythayer definitely eminem   0 1
@djsirvere damnit! i want me one of those tees!  0 1
@nikfourpeace : lmao yesssss. 50% off all items  get it !!!!!!!!!! 0 1
Well I'm off all! Have a great night! Got a killer headache brewing,.  0 1
Did not drink any coffee before work this morning  0 1
@sumesh Don't worry my friend, I'm already working on a Website layout tutorial  0 1
researching about thales.. ugh.. so many assignment plus the pressure from cheering...  0 1
@aTexasAttitude @Green4peace @altepper THANKS for the #FF.  0 1
@carnellm @TeeMonster Thanks guys.  Unexplained meltdown this morning with random machines.  Not what we need week before major launch  0 1
@MarkusQ I agree with @philtor for that most part. Reply works how it probably should. I just like prefixing with $ cuz it's Perly.  0 1
time to stop pretending that im not registered for a summer school course...  0 1
nobody knows how much torture i'm in right now.. my ears.  0 1
@Lucy_nessa finished my letters! 3:20am again  excited to give them to ash though ;) you doing a lexi one too? ly xoxo 0 1
finally got approved for the apartment. Mandy and I really deserve it.  0 1
Cool... turns out people still steal stereos from cars   now I'm left without a window and music ]= 0 1
Hurt  that means it's time to move on and forget this shit.  It's nothing but shit. 0 1
@Bextacy some people are just jerks and some have been pushed too far. Either way, you don't deserve it and I'm sorry  0 1
after a tiring day here i am again aching for my knees huhu  0 1
@systemragebodom hello  i'm good wbu? btw ur new name is nice how was weekend? 0 1
(Haha)I am thinking...  0 1
is wondering how long Gossip Girl will last once they've all left school  0 1
Got my first customer complaint today  I asked how many lemons he had he told me 20 dollars. Went back and forth like 3 times till he stor 0 1
@StreetCourt keep me posted  0 1
I want a nap but there's stuff on my bed. Guess I better move it cause I can barely keep my eyes open  0 1
what happened to the sun?  it was going so well. 0 1
@dboixel gud what it do .... Our lil convo earlier made me not sleep  http://myloc.me/4Nz9 0 1
Romeo and Juliet are fish. The rumble of the train knocked the tank off the shelf.  0 1
Was sticking to healthier, smaller portioned meals til faced w/homemade pizza@ friends' house- no willpower over pizza.  0 1
@stephenfry Great review... makes me want to upgrade from my 3G iPhone immediately.. have to wait though  0 1
@mtstanford Good Mornin  0 1
Going swiming  0 1
@sontortillas Why do you feel like shit?  0 1
im hungry! but its 3!  I WOULD LOVE SOME K'ICHE RIGHT NOW! or some hot polenta. 0 1
after party aka wiltern basement with @calicg  http://mypict.me/2T8K 0 1
Morning all... Let's be productive today!  0 1
@Nonix2 Hey Nona! This is amazing, isn't it? Haven't activated my mobile yet though. The activating message doesn't seem to get through.  0 1
@kirstiealley mine is slow too  0 1
Hi unusualrainbow , por acaa habloo en inglees  xD 0 1
#whoremembers who loves orange soda, kel lovs orange soda. i do i do i doooo lol  0 1
@HerMelody04 yeah man.. lol I'm glad everyone feels it not just me.. lol  0 1
@realin I m here evryday  I'm doing gr8. what abt u? 0 1
time for knocking off work...all tweeted out  for the day too I think!  0 1
@DeneseGordon she is 6 &amp; is bone skinny w/diabetes &amp; going blind but the sweetest thing. NO clue why lady took her.  0 1
So tired, but have to work  0 1
french press just broke  0 1
@ilovbutterlfies ; i still have that stupid boom boom pow song in  my head  hahaha 0 1
Got the BrainBone daily question wrong!  - http://bit.ly/p1iiR 0 1
@presentday Thankfully I still have most of the files on the machine, I'm just not looking forward to doing the initial back-up again  0 1
wordpress flickr Manager does not work  0 1
st. anthonys carnival tonight with pat alyssa sean nick and possibly brian and megan?  0 1
Shirley is disappointed trip to China has to be postponed due to Swine Flu  0 1
WOW I'd love to do that as well. Alas I'm stuck in a rainy, cold Germany. Radio said its &quot;cold for this time of year&quot; =  65°F. Very true  0 1
Working the national karate championships in Irvine, CA.  0 1
laying in bed!! soo lonely!! lol my main squeez is out of town  0 1
@campbellclaret good way to be a red light at the beginning  0 1
Just finished watching the astros lose again  0 1
Too bad I got practice tonight  0 1
Night night time..  0 1
I don't like being sick   I also don't like final papers, and I have both this week *sigh* 0 1
@AlexAllTimeLow Sydney Aquarium is the best place in the world  When youre done walk over the bridge and go to the mall (YYY) 0 1
@bortflancrest Yay! I've totally been having withdrawals. Whatever happened to fun people?  0 1
Lovin data entry on a Monday morning at work that's a bank holiday for most!  0 1
Watching Jay Leno. His last week.  0 1
wushes the rain would stop  0 1
ahh soso stressed!  0 1
I want a car of my own  0 1
Just fed my gecko, need to take my dog for a walk and its midnite  0 1
wants to hug my bebe. (cozy) *sana andito ka  * http://plurk.com/p/y3wgq 0 1
Good night brian.  0 1
@asnarehman22 Me too  0 1
Ordering my groceries online now and find I always order more for the kids (grown-up) than us, lol. It's much more fun  0 1
I wish I had more than one friend here. Or that all the people in my house would leave.  0 1
@BeccaLorna broke up because he shagged her teacher and well yea. Look at you getting into the old gg  I'm raising you well (: 0 1
Up since 7:00 am. Waaaay too early. [= Shopping today. I ? shoes.  SOme nice Nikes would be fine. I want that txt thing in germany! xD &lt;3 0 1
Sorry for the lack of updates, Optus doesn't like my iPhone.  Other than that, Australia has been awesome. 1 more day without internet. 0 1
Have a brilliant idea to do tonight relating to @sidepodcast, should be a good suprise if it works  work needs to hurry up! 0 1
@ amirrrrr i am too busy trying to teach myself about a pig... Sorry  0 1
@Gorillamonk Ummmm...cuz sleep doesn't like you?  0 1
@Shanicekarin i knooooooo. Omg I'm hungry. All i got is cheerios tho  0 1
@QueenofScots67 - I'm looking across at Fife right now, and it says hello back  0 1
@CalebMasland $100 bucks?! I'm jealous.  Sadly there is nothing I could do except see half a new TV pretty much go to the DMV  0 1
@jerryfetus ZOMG link to the photo thief plz  *iz in lurking mood* 0 1
A Rachael i have twitter on my phone now  0 1
@JasonBradbury Haven't had chance to play with Garageband  Would you have a listen to my songs? www.jadetremarco.com. Your blog rocks! xx 0 1
Big Brother feels like a waste of time without the live feed  I won't be voting since I don't even *know* the people in the house :/ #bb10 0 1
@iamhollyywood hey biotch  0 1
@evilbeet Its not that great. 2 is way better  0 1
My room looks like it was literally hit by a hurricane of papers. All my notes from the school year are completely spread out  0 1
@Rand0 hoe?? jerk.com.. why did you delete it  so sad!!! the house is great! seriously its been awesome! you should come play! 0 1
Please pray for my brother. He's at basketball camp this week and is on his way to the hospital with an injured ankle.  0 1
@trevorworden: no, it was the drink enjoyed post reuniting w/jenna w. after she got wicked lost in bk by herself...  but JUNE 10TH?!?! 0 1
My beagle puppy ate pebbles at the beach and is now having the runs in my friends house. Grrrreeeaaat.  0 1
Saw her graduate  0 1
Its amazing how much i suck at gears of war 2  0 1
i just had 3 frosted sugar cookies &amp; now i'm thinking that was a bad idea...my tummy hurts  0 1
#mit that is within view of the mental health services...  very sad if true 0 1
Is there a software where my brush strokes will look smoother?  Adbobe makes em look hard. 0 1
Awaaaake.  What a great night last night.   0 1
@alyankovic -*sigh* Ok, seeing that pic reminded me of my Laura, only she was the one who liked getting her nails painted. Miss you, girl  0 1
is not having much success with her Garage Sale.      0 1
@MusicSnob75 I want starbucks and have no time to stop before work  0 1
@honkeyburger  i know i need to unfollow some... 0 1
@MsAsHleY33  no answer from you again? Work late? 0 1
So just got to allenstown new hampshire. Yes havent gone to sleep yet. But got dunkin donuts bout to smash this and hit the hay!  0 1
@stroemberg Gubbe!  0 1
@thomas_jung I loooove this!  http://tr.im/n8Lv #esme 0 1
@nickynooboo You must be so relieved - I hate exams, fortunately I haven't had to do any for ages. Unfortunately I have to work instead  0 1
i think i just put in a load of laundry without laundry tablets or fabric softener  0 1
@tee622 omg i said the same thing!! beyonce doesnt even make sense. her first album was hott tho...but this bs gives me migraines  0 1
@W0YhMo hey  how do you work twitter ?? you cn tell me your are following me  0 1
@hgreilly  Yep another member of the  A-TEAM  0 1
@misshelen20 cheers Hel's. hopefully some good thing will come from it too being the Academy. supposed to clear up in b/ham around 12  0 1
@AliceCullenlJ That's good to hear..  0 1
@FitnessCaptain heeeey! No, actually my boyfriend is the racer, but I'm a HUGE fan of cars!  do you race? 0 1
It's times like these when I'm so proud of being a Twilight Fan. Off now to watch the trailer as much as I can possibly watch it  0 1
wants to listen to musiq soulchild, but it is not on the iPod  0 1
waking up and reading that @metrostation put out tour dates today was the best thing however none are in california minus the miley dates  0 1
@Idiogenius and all the trucks on the other side were burned  No one was hurt though. All started with the gardeners! 0 1
@Rayboy8 LOL have a good one  0 1
Dessert with @V0TR0N at denny's  but @timreyes scared us haha. 0 1
@NIC0LEpaula like that ever held you back from being beautiful.  0 1
just watched terminator and had lunch at Wendy's!  Yummy! 0 1
@miggyblahblah08 i would cry.  hahaha. 0 1
@starbucksapron got it but west jet doesn't fly there I already tried that, the cheaper the better  0 1
@kayLaanic0le lol yhhh. i just posted 4 new s0ngz on www.myspace.com/officialrsk rote n0w i want t0 hear what u think ab0ut them plzz  0 1
listening to the veronicas #jessicaveronica got me in the spirit  0 1
Good night tweeps  tomorrow's agenda includes golden state bridge, alcatraz and get aids at Castro  0 1
@criminial hey who are you?  0 1
Going to play football in a bit in the sunshine  0 1
@katelynmcmillan you suck  0 1
@afon220  poor thing! And your eBay tweet made me laugh out loud legitimately. Use this time to learn how to play the game bc I wish I had 0 1
Obviously, someone doesn't understand my human tendencies.  I will have to enlighten them  0 1
@MegsEggs i know im sleepy 1.10am  x 0 1
Wishing now that I'd gone and seen the Harry Potter bus in Leicester Square but the queues for it were stupidly long  0 1
@JackAllTimeLow at least you can sleep on the plane. I'm at SCHOOL.  0 1
SHE'S on a BOAT-cue the music..&quot;Watch the sunrise, say your good-byes, off we go...&quot;  .http://twitter.com/swedeepea/status/2069385855 0 1
@vickycarlo lg sakit perut nih  km knp deh bad mood? 0 1
can't believe that Mom still hasn't completely understand that I am now a SAFE driver who is NOT putting other' lives in jeopardy. Hmphh  0 1
gonna start to study  but keeps ending up on facebook and twitter :p 0 1
@desireenicole_ i'd write you back with a DM but you don't follow me  0 1
@ashleyskyy i am even more retarded in person  0 1
@pamalyons You are right, fear is the number reason why someone can not do hypnosis. They are doing the hypnosis after all not me  0 1
hanging out inside to avoid getting burnt again  0 1
@cynicalvillain Yes sir. I respond  0 1
i'm going to leave my squishy for 8 hours!!!!  0 1
Made a new screen name so I'm making new accounts  0 1
Still waiting for the @beejiveIM update! Apple are just being plain nasty now!  0 1
@Celz29 sorry got distracted wtching the new moon trailer!! lol i g2g rileys gettin wingy!!  ill txt u later!! 0 1
less than 10mb to go on the iphone os3 download!! getting closer every second but then we also have the upload time to the iphone  0 1
Yay!! Twitter is back!! I did miss it so   #padres down 5-0 still... 0 1
@cilmocil I will. You too yaa.. Nanti bagi2 cerita. Oh I wish I could take you there chil  0 1
Urghhh Hangover from hell  Good night tho............I think lol 0 1
@Vixster25 I've till tomorrow morning 2 decide. Right now, I AM attending the Summit but, my Husband's been called in2 the office @ work  0 1
Watching Hannity ... they're all yelling at each other.   0 1
@JenJohnsonMUA We gotta wait till November tho!  0 1
@standinginalley hahaha.. aww thank you  0 1
@Dommie41 Hey mr. Philly...most of my followers are from philly baby!!!...I'm in A.C. though  0 1
about to head off to bed, extremely tired..  0 1
@R_W_H I know what you mean. Often I click and the check mark appears but the number doesn't change.  0 1
Good morning tweeps, been real busy with work but I'm back. I have really missed all my tweople.  0 1
so wont you fly with me&lt;3 wow soo goood  0 1
@Eminax3 ahah okay dokaay  lmfao uu readyy babee? xDD' ahah duhh nick is so hoot lost in the desert :o LMFAO xD but srsly he is xD 0 1
@Mum_of_Six its fine! Thid is the twitter machine! Any topic is welcome for conversation!  0 1
@Achmahim do u have to be revered to the little red car-rangers to be able to get it  too much lotro its mixing up with rl now 0 1
@assante OH you are SUCH a loser!!!!!!  YOU got an iPhone?!  And, what is this picture?!!  You went to grass on the green! Im jealous  0 1
is going to tahoe with her besties!! so freaking excited!!!  0 1
@mileycyrus    where are u going girl? 0 1
@WayneGarciaKPTV Easy for you to say!  I'm sorry...I couldn't resist, but I still love you man!   0 1
had half a piece of cold, left-over pizza for breakfast. i'm starving.  0 1
@Lamooi chocolate fountains are kinda sick. Thats like recycling filthy chocolate thats been out  0 1
@mileycyrus cravin for sushi too  0 1
@GauravSaha Let me remain old  Actually, I let any music play as long as I don't have to listen to colleagues in nearby cubes.. 0 1
@augusten it's never wrong to tweet too much!! keep tweeting away!  0 1
http://twitpic.com/5d3rk - @tommcfly Look at what I've found today !  Who ya gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS! 0 1
I still dearly miss the symfony dev environment when working with zend framework  0 1
@Sapnene i hope not.... haha... something happen back home  and now i'm knitting the socks for anoop but the shipping wont reach on time 0 1
@TheChadHuck  Hey! Sorry u had to come back to work!  How was Hawaii? 0 1
Morning. i slept in today.i feel good. about to take a shower and eat breakfast.  yum. 0 1
@MSchechter Awww, thanks. Still feel really bad about that.   #carelessmistakeI'mstillkickingmyselfabout 0 1
@KyeLani Read the tweet again...doofus!  0 1
@JacqueseR exactly  0 1
Crying my eyes out, because my boyfriend left me  0 1
thirty one days...now counting weekends  0 1
Aw nooo! Now I'm tired again!! Boo  0 1
Knee deep in papers. Specs finally assembling  0 1
@cesarnoel yap i should do have that  0 1
@durian_girl So it's just a feeling, ha!  Well, I hope it's a boy  0 1
I'm exhausted and feel horrendous. Now to be productive.  0 1
I'm hungry, I dunno what to eat  0 1
@trishcamille aww. that's so sweet.  0 1
~~~~~&gt; C!TY L!GHT....RED/METH/BUN B....&gt;S!MPLY DA BEST....EVERRRRR..  0 1
@BeaMarqz i haven't seen you since like, forever!  0 1
good morning everyone... im le tired  0 1
@brennanAnnie damn.. I already sent an army of fire squirrels riding lightening hedgehogs to burn your house down  0 1
how do i describe boring..welll BORING ! that wat i am now  0 1
last short drive of tour  0 1
@simonsage oh the bold is awesome, but how can a mobile fanatic like you live with no touch screen! touchies rock ! i got mio a702 winmo  0 1
@nikibrown Set your .blankDay and a width and height to 95px and add padding:5px; -- That should do it.  0 1
@pickers11 Have fun Pickanny  please give me good marks! 0 1
@justwannajive hehe, i think i am  0 1
i haven't done acting classes in two weeks! excited for monday  0 1
@MissFamous303 me too ! ~  I want to see wome pics soon of the fam   0 1
@Kiptrip Were those the ones I got for you?!  0 1
who wants to swimmmmmm  0 1
@belairmagazine @LA_MarketingGal This week coffee in the a.m.'s better but please get the ideas rolling Tues if it works for you both!  0 1
it's so beautiful outside! and i'm stuck at work  boo! 0 1
my feet hurt  0 1
I'm bored and homesick!  0 1
I &lt;3 Lily Allen  0 1
Dang it Carolyn  Why is it not working? 0 1
@SamChampion first time I've worn sunglasses in like ... 9 days???? Skies are still gray but it's sunny!  http://mypict.me/1nDI 0 1
waiting for my ride . ohdee hungry  0 1
@michael_beasley u miss Kansas toooooooo huh...... don't deny it loserface.....  xO 0 1
this guy is like... hot  http://tinyurl.com/cn26vj 0 1
Ludo is writning new songs!  0 1
@wonderdidi ya lo...keep fit cuz long time never go exercise   this sunday i want to go jogging at reserve park !! 0 1
I feel asleep and sleep thru my show tonight  nOoo! I feel so bad 0 1
�110 up this weekend, Must...not...spend  0 1
@Alyssa_Milano www.AgeLocReview.com (Artemis &amp; Blair site). You might find it interesting. Let's tweet if you'd like to learn more.    0 1
@roguebitch *hugs*  Yay for no sinus headache!   0 1
@outletmallgal Sorry! Self recommendations are not supported.  Get recommended here: http://cli.gs/0h62Y1 0 1
@misterdevans Not living, just trying to earn the grocery money.  I do enjoy eating at least once a day!    0 1
@tylermassey but only eat 1 &amp; wait a bit, dont eat all 15 at once or the devil WILL visit u &amp; he WILL try n rip yr heart through yr knees  0 1
@RiskyBusinessMB i would...but you guys have no concerts near me.  0 1
i hate this stupid hat  0 1
@Troiboi #optus 3G has crashed and I cant do anything on my #iPhone... I feel like an arm has been cut off  0 1
@kadence987 I prefer Superman's Dead...or their version of Tomorrow Never Knows from The Craft.   0 1
@yeeen .....psst!  toink! 0 1
is on the Jacksonville Poker Run with Statement! What an AMAZING ride at 126 mph on water  0 1
Been busy with my new computer for a few days. Engine development goes on though.  0 1
I steam cleaned my car's floor mats today!...didn't make a difference though.  Stains will never be gone. 0 1
@ladaw  &lt;----- this sad face is saying there's NO SUCH THING. 0 1
@LvdK HIerom: Show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click - http://helpiranelection.com/  0 1
Sigh....company firewall won't let me download twitter software.  0 1
Great time with fam in LR! Heading back to nwa for a crazy work week  0 1
@Gauravonomics Brilliant idea Gaurav, all existing ones have something missing. I look fwd to the product, site &amp; ur updates! *thumbs up*  0 1
Today is going by SUPER FAST for a Monday and I'm lovin it.   0 1
laying out with mollserz  0 1
I see the Tennis news and Nadal lost ?  Fedex you should not miss this chance to win this RG09 Titile this year! #French Open #Federer 0 1
@ellenvmt hahahaha we are such fails  0 1
@joanieFOD awwwww thanks...better than last night for sure. I think my pilliow was tear stained when I awoke..  0 1
Going food shopping wit the pops ! Txt da celly  0 1
thinks the tv is shit tonight  0 1
my bestie leaves for a week today  0 1
full off fried rice + peanut curry, watching movies with my iceland lovee  0 1
@digitalm1ckey If you buy a crewneck you get a feelskee.  0 1
haha k, but i am gonna be late i have work  0 1
@courty27 yer i know when i woke up i was like NOO it was a dream is wasn't real  0 1
is enjoying caramel crunch to make herself feel better  http://plurk.com/p/toy0z 0 1
I woke up late and I feel like poo...*sigh* it's off to work I go.  0 1
@tashadanvers @Kellysotherton- I gave most of mine away.  involve me. I will look and see what I have. So charitable you two are??? Haha 0 1
@AVogel75 Maybe.  I love going to AE with my son... we haven't had time for the trek lately tho.  0 1
@hollymarie28 I usually go from like 4-6 EST in the afternoon and then from like 8-10 but sometimes I go longer, like tonight, lol.  0 1
Helping Missouri take her pics for Ford Modeling Agency, then working on essay for final exams! its gonna be a full day  0 1
My parents are refusing to subsidise my MacBook if I take it overseas in July. It'll be an awful, excruciating parting. Love hurts.  0 1
Morning all....  Gonna get baby a full size trampoline for her first birthday,,,, yes yes I know it's more 4 me  0 1
@JohnnyLaird I've probably got 40 years left to work I think it'll go down hill  0 1
I found �20 in my bedroom just by chance, today must be my lucky day  0 1
@thejessicagrace great pic  good times 0 1
@ishotchad no  0 1
is all ready to go for her first morning class...  see you guys in a while! 0 1
It's Monday again and back to work  0 1
Listening to some DAMNED awesome music and revising for maths  0 1
@djknucklehead http://twitpic.com/69wk3 - ipod or mp3??  x 0 1
Going back to work now. See you in two hours, twit-destrians  LOL. I crack myself up. 0 1
8-5 job = torture.    0 1
going for a 2 HR ride , of to 'westdorpe Holland..race there tomorow , no internet connection there  0 1
@djnack sounds more like a remix than a refix  0 1
Studying for examsss, yuck  0 1
Good morning, world! May you have a blessed day today. I am on 6 hrs of sleep &amp; exhausted.  Happy th!!! 0 1
where is everyone?? night tweeters up at 7.30am for work  ... 0 1
@TwixtBetwixt Ugh that sux! No more smoothie!!  0 1
power cut here  0 1
@Lady_Luck0315 s0 u kno my day sucked yesterday but den around 2am it got better..i think i found a guy version of me lol  0 1
@datadirt can she spell rivalsforever?  0 1
I'm sooo sleepy at work !!!  F My LIFE !!! 0 1
Don't know which one is the real noise, the thunder, my dog barking or my friend singing! LOL  0 1
Back home. Miss Matt, as usual! Seeing him again Tuesday evening.  0 1
@christyfrink Just block them and send them over to @Spam. Don't leave twitter....    Just ignore them like a nagging mother-in-law. ;) 0 1
alright twitterverse...going to meet the cheif  0 1
And now.. I'm reading Gakuen Alice/Alice Academy  Goodness. I can't sleep. I'm too excited to watch NY:Tornado Terror. I liked that movie! 0 1
@itsjudytime  it was yummy, cold &amp; starbursty 0 1
@PRETTiE did they come back yet?  0 1
laugh to erase the dirt on your mind.  0 1
i got to hang out with martin tonight, what a great guy. it makes me miss germany 10x more than i already do  0 1
@xVAHx cool...  i'll wait for that day.  xx 0 1
Here's something I love hearing from students &quot;Mr. Byrne, you have a lot of gray hair.&quot;  0 1
oh well who cares what you think  0 1
@TheFIREorg Hehe, glad you liked!  0 1
Today I would not think of anyone, I just want to spend a day with my family which is the bes, so it is better  0 1
@howtogeek LOL, there are sooooo many bugs they would NEVER do that.  0 1
@tracitoguchi i just fried it up regular and fed it to the fam bams with eggs and rice  0 1
@Tigergirlie Aww thanks for that response.Well,I'll keep on hoping  0 1
soooo just met mitchel musso!!  he is such a cool guy and  such a cutie!! ahhh life is good! 0 1
@Gladyspurple Why are you saying sorry?  That song is amazing!!! I missed the live chat too. But you can watch it on youtube.  0 1
is swiffering.  0 1
@weesuhboo LOL I guess my bufffff give props to you for getting 90% on her test  0 1
New twitter account!!  Omigosh...i hate Twitter word constraint!! Damn it. lame, but oh wellz. ;) Gonna follow friends. =P 0 1
We are at Stocksbridge school selling ice cream tubs  ...,, in the rain  0 1
@DonnaSpeaks  Me too! Are you coming over?  LOL! It'll probably just be grits, eggs, toast or biscuits, sausage, juice or milk. 0 1
http://twitpic.com/6fx3c This image really made me feel sad   I'm never going to fly.Ever. 0 1
 non of my old teachers are at kennedy anymore! ( 0 1
Overall good day. But I miss you @desireey I hope you feel better in the morning  0 1
@Nino_22 ims suck @ work till 6  then I'm going to sleep cuz I need to and then work again.I haven't got much to look forward to but thanx 0 1
is up too early  0 1
@RedBaff I only know about the bubble cos of 30 rock so I can only assume this means I was IN THE BUBBLE!  0 1
filming for EMI Gospel tomorrow AM. leaving after to film an artist in Atlanta Weds AM.  Back to Nash to film another artist Thurs PM.   0 1
Finally not tired this morning  still gonna get some caramel iced coffee from mcdonalds because it sounds amazing 0 1
My liver needs a break, as do the rest of my internal organs. Only 2000 calories today. Masseuse unleashed every toxin back into my body.  0 1
cheesecake factory with jenai &amp; brie! Hittin up Harwin next!  0 1
@chickybaby Broke your toe? Ouch! I have a great vegan pancake recipe if you need one---just dm me. (we were out of syrup--fail)  0 1
@BMGservers Help  I woke up and found the blogs to be broken . 0 1
 my ipod broke....now i have to earn some cash to buy a new one well i'm off to work bye pples 0 1
@NikoleCamarae: i'm going shopping with her and my sister for her promotion dress  my little sissy is growing up so fast :/ hahhaha 0 1
@crazy4disney The skin doesn't interfere w/anything, screen is just as responsive as before. A pain to install - I missed a piece of lint  0 1
@HIstapleface oh that sucks.     now u miss out on seeing me baha :p 0 1
Yes gettin coffee  0 1
It feels like summer, summer, SUMMER  I like that! 0 1
@wendy_bowser Thank you for the kind words!  I appreciate it.  Have a great night  0 1
Crowd last night was screeming.. must be bcuz we're in Area 2...  Shame #asot400 0 1
I hated that movie. It was uninteresting &amp; bland. What's with all the vampire movies/shows these days? I miss Buffy  0 1
About to go to bed. Already have my next column finished and have the intro set for my third installment. Like this writing stuff  0 1
on the way back to the unit ..... the shopping has ceased  0 1
ok it's a throat infection  0 1
Is good old fashioned finger painting  0 1
wants to end world hunger  0 1
Is sushi with nick  @ Douglas Ave &amp; State Road 434 http://loopt.us/YRubnw.t 0 1
my naptime has been replaced by cardio time. it will all be worth it in the end.. right?  0 1
@tommcfly hey Tom  Love your new pic  0 1
@JohnBaku THANK YOU John! We appreciate the additional gender/orientation choices.  0 1
@tal2706 Let me know if you have any questions while at the mall of america. Have fun  0 1
@2kutekreations *hugs* to you.  We're watching cartoons on PBS right now. 0 1
@theOlsens Aww, that's sad.  I miss seeing you guys on the big screen. 0 1
@Somethingcakey Thanks that would be great  0 1
Came home, neighbour knocks at the door, tells me the hose has burst. I then have to go outside and turn the hose off and get drenched.  0 1
@michelleele awe. i love the threading technique. i forgot to buy eyedrops  so like now i'm dyingg. 0 1
@_lucia liquor!!  do henny with lemon &amp; honey 0 1
I need more followers, I seem to just lose them  0 1
@resilientheart Thanks for the #followfriday post!   0 1
http://twitpic.com/6oyjo - cute little yawn  0 1
@lalonde Thanks for the budget feed tip. Following the disaster as it happens  0 1
Morning! Half past 8 and we're off home buy caravan buy Yarmouth buy wind farm. I plan not to be back here with parents for a long time  0 1
i love deannna, shes the best! my other half  0 1
@lalaree I told her I need to know soon so I can tell you, b/c I don't want to waste your time, but she hasn't texted me back.  Sorry. 0 1
@pepperlive I definitely did!! You guys are the best!  0 1
@eckdorable ok, unc left her home all alone so I had to go over there n help her. He left her as soon as she got home  0 1
2nd xbox is on the way out  0 1
had a moment.  i love my Bff  0 1
@tjp LOL! PS. Congratulations on fitting both your head and your foot into your avatar picture  #nosmallfeat #punlowestformofwit 0 1
the superdrive of his macbook pro is died  0 1
@JoaniAllTimeLow you think..... oh yeah thats right you don't think!!   jk. iloveyou 0 1
I have the GREATEST bf in the world!Ready 4 what the weekend has in store  0 1
@Audrey_Wolfe *laughs* its ok ill make something soon and wont share  @_Makenna_  I always talk about food ma'am *laughs* I want some 0 1
Ooohh don't feel like exam tomorrow  0 1
@cheapbeach Jack Johnson. Jimmy Buffett. More to come. All I can think of now.  #greenvillenc 0 1
I can't sleep in anymore..  0 1
back home. taking a nap because i am wore out, kinda on the sad side since i think its finally quits with the boyfriend  0 1
@CourtneySit gah yeah it was a guess, but I couldn't see it while composing in Twitterfon  I'll know next time. 0 1
Just got in  Odd is still sleeping o_______O 0 1
Its a nasty day in 773  0 1
@thesnarkyone Of course my son @geekhat rawks! He is the AWESOME  0 1
Its summer and 41 degrees outside(morning)...damn mother nature and her climate...yay for indoor people.  0 1
@BlueEyed_Cat there not true #shortstack  fans =( lol  we aree tho yaya #shortstack  there sexy and great ahha love there songss 0 1
@yourflykaliboi don't do something out of anger u'll regret it  trust, I kno 0 1
@Dart_Adams i've actually heard more on it today. and i've heard some good justification for it, but i love rayray  0 1
@tamih    ... i will take that as a challenge #sadrakeshaker09 0 1
After eating breakfast and having a cold shower I feel much better  Got a lot of cleaning to do today. 0 1
@teambudd1 Tomorrow will be my snuggly day  0 1
@jasonromero haha yeah i definitely know what you mean. it seems like its hard to keep in contact with ANYONE after moving. and thanks!  0 1
My hand-sanitizer smells amazing. Reminds me of the shore. It fills me with happy.  0 1
Cleaning the room and getting ready for Cluj! Eloize, woohoooo!  0 1
@thecomputernerd good luck  0 1
@BlytheHopes now this, I'm sorry to see  0 1
waiting for hubby 2 get home. He's stuck in traffic  0 1
i think i like ghostland observatory (ok... now i have to go work on this paper and stop procrastinating  ...) ? http://blip.fm/~5j32s 0 1
@George_d you may have second place  0 1
i leave for disneyland in 2 days.  0 1
up too early for a saturday...this is the day that the Lord has made i will rejoice and be glad in it  0 1
@IsabelPS13 gooodie! lmao i felt like saying it again!  0 1
@CMB44 Song called &quot;Supernova&quot;  0 1
It sucks when your causing someone pain, but it would hurt you to stop their pain  0 1
ugh mother's day. whateves. omg diva is going to have her baby any day now. hopefully today. her stomach has dropped and she's waxing up  0 1
oh I think my head is going to explode..!! I hate headache  0 1
Bed time me thinks, need to be up to sign for my capture card tommorow  0 1
something's wrong with my puupy  0 1
@GoodGreenTea I am mostly chortling you horrid old pot of tea you  0 1
Trying to win a Foxconn Bloodrage on Novatech. Wish me luck  0 1
aww sree is sooo cuteee  !!!! awkk jesus 0 1
YEY. Please don't stop the rain is playing now  0 1
@kicknpirate10 yay!! i'm glad i got to hang out with you, too! let's do that more often  0 1
@therealsupa Bad sushi chef!  I made myself roast veal, with crunchy potatoes and blistered capsicums 0 1
@monatoes DAVEY!  0 1
New photos on flickr! www.flickr.com/photos/brittanylinder   Check them out   I know the ISO is too high on the flowers...buuut...oh well 0 1
has just booked my flights back from Cbr to Melbourne. Wish it was the other way though  0 1
@this party..my j's are about to get raped.. Spilt drinks and the dirtyy pathways FUCK  0 1
@mcraddictal im going to tidur  you should read my tweets to ultragrrrl and her for me 0 1
Still awake. Should probably go to bed. With nothing for Pastor Ken.  I'll be in tears tomorrow. &lt;/3 0 1
i was thinking about where to go. Uhh, nowhere else. just home. MAKEMEHAPPY  0 1
@mzkatii niiiice! I'm following your blog now too  0 1
@RokkKrinn Wasn't my choice, really.  0 1
The twit pic isn't working  0 1
@yolie81 well, i dont know... Just making sure there aren't any real mini-mes around the place  0 1
I don't feel so hot right now  I hope I didn't catch a stomach bug tonight... That'd be my luck! Ughhhh!!! Bedtime for me 0 1
@teenagevows I KNOW but when you read the paragraph on pg 901 you'll feel so bad for him  0 1
@ngeeling can't wait to see your new hairstyle!!!  0 1
Ok guys getting the round up from him here.. laters  0 1
Pool now. Missing the seniors already.  God is amazing. 0 1
Just had lunch... can't believe I'm going home next month!  0 1
I am hating the beta photos page more and more now that it's set to default &amp; I have to deal with it every time I go to someone's profile  0 1
doesn't have ANY bills... no money..  0 1
I feel like death warmed over. Pretty sure i'm not getting out of bed today.  0 1
It feels like someone tried to rape my throat with a cactus this morning  0 1
@scotolsen Yeah, and the apple activation server is down so no one can upgrade  0 1
i'm under 100 followers again  gosh darn. good mood atm. might have a bbq later. heat waaaave &lt;3 0 1
Couldn't decide if I wanted to go to Family Fortunes on Sunday but train is £45    Its the Christmas special being filmed on that day!! 0 1
once i handed in a History project talking about the Mormans - a non Morman is called a GENTILE in Salt Lake City but not in my paper  0 1
Need to pack, Dallas tomorrow, can't wait to get away for the weekend  0 1
@twinkiesaram I've got an internship in NYC with the dept of city planning and working a cashier job on the side  blahhh &gt;_&lt; 0 1
To which this brat chimes quickly...&quot;Tell me about it!&quot;  this new baby better be nicer to its mama...cuz this is why ppl smother their ... 0 1
@riceagain Tried, failed. Cried. Drank. Felt better. VPNs are great.  0 1
Is Reading War And Peace  Again  0 1
@tweetlively Get 100 followers a day using www.tweeteradder.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip  0 1
I think...There are some people I need to delete from facebook so I dont see them (or who theyve been hanging out with) on my mini-feed..  0 1
My bb masa7 kl shy 3nde. Klkum e3mlole add mara thanya plz  0 1
@stylescoop ask @princesstamtam shes a socialite of note.  0 1
@dsmpublishing don't forget when you have time to have a look at the email I sent  Thanks Sam 0 1
just deployed the first version of shopmaker download. looks nice  0 1
Jack can't wait until he gets hom from the Vet. My leg hurts   http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/6236285 0 1
Cool to be twitting with all you twats  Or is that tweeting with the twits  0 1
@cosmicpolitan - no, first time  0 1
@lamborghinibow thanks fo coming live bow we appreciate it   ... much luv from ya girl Ebru :p &lt;3 0 1
vacation almost here...so close and yet so far away.  visiting ur mom isn't really vacation anyway. hmpf. 0 1
@ImUrFavoriteGrl I'm soo excited! @FliBoogie365 Get Ready.. New &amp; Improved CuZoS will be partying for the 1st time.  0 1
@Ericka05 I shall envy you next weekend then  Today I enjoy my off Monday cos I also took work off *yay*. 0 1
oh yea, I accidentally put my hand down on a hotplate today during chem lab.  FAIL got a couple little blisters on my fingers. 0 1
#dontyouhate when you get a hair do and 5 min later the rain starts?! that just happened to me  0 1
pretenders didn't work  ? http://blip.fm/~5exzk 0 1
@sauj seriously. It's okay. Just don't stare  0 1
It's cold in this office  0 1
WTF FLORIDA AND LIBRARIES rt when i can but omfg late for work  alarm fail 0 1
@TimothyH2O and is the leighton video up or what ? you said you were gonna update me  0 1
manny is beautiful again today  shame bout the 9 to 5 tho 0 1
@JonathanRKnight yay!  0 1
@JJhitz how come u don't reply my twits? cos it was said that u reply ur followers' twits..   0 1
@eridge I was just thinking that  0 1
@maynaseric I'm back but I know good night!  0 1
@Melodramaticxo I had two fish. Went on Holiday, gave them to my great gran. Tried to feed them a loaf of bread. There were no survivors  0 1
@frankieroberto ooh, there'll be clever people there as well as us? Excellent  0 1
@TheKingOfSpain at least you built them, smokingkipper leaves it all to me, that stuff  0 1
@PoloBandit lol, the TV was waaayyy better back then, iMiss everything  &amp;&amp; it does seem like you do haha 0 1
@daniel_hautjobb yes, I want a sandbag. Right now I make do with bags of mulch. Chores+workout=multitasking  0 1
Just found that the only non-working preferences in QuickSilver are the general ones. Catalog, Triggers, etc. still work like a charm  0 1
@kurreltheraven We are from Vienna, which makes And Yet It Moves an Austrian indie game. Not that it matters but fyi...  0 1
@meerasapra ohh it does; ask me  0 1
@ejly, thanks for sharing Eintstein with everyone! He was adopted last weekend  0 1
just came home from school... history and sports are sooo exhausting  gonne get some sleep now ;) 0 1
It's just not the same without Stephen sitting behind me  0 1
@LennyKravitz  #LKinHungary  #LKinDebrecen  I hope I'll get to see you in Debrecen tonight  0 1
@wildwestguns Never mind lol.. Just saw the results :*(. I needed Assassins Creed but oh well lol.  I'm sad now! Congrats to the winners!! 0 1
I wish I was in Connecticut  0 1
My art and history coursework isn't going to do itself...  0 1
@MrsNewlywed haha I thought you were too - I could have sworn I got the email saying you were. I was so confused when I couldn't DM you!!  0 1
is trying to get twitter on her phone but its not working  0 1
posting my view from my window in a second  it's so beautiful. 0 1
Finally home... Long day that ended with a smile... Congrats to my uncle &amp; aunt who are now REVERANDS Uncle &amp; aunt...  0 1
Still fighting with my conjunctivitis.  0 1
@mayreez Agree that is wierd... cat with wings, makes the catwoman jealous I bet..  0 1
@ddlovato Who said I can't wear my Converse with my dress? hahah Well that's what I did last night  you inspire people didi you know that? 0 1
says FRiENDSTER,MULTiPLY,TWiTTER and FACEBOOK... add me up in any one of does!  tenx!  its all &quot;hexor.arco... http://plurk.com/p/y5g8m 0 1
peter o'toole is my favorite actor of ALL TIME @timnunn so i'm officially a wannabe &quot;luvvie&quot;  0 1
@BridieMacdonald thanks for Recommendation to @MrTweet  0 1
@The_Meek I figured it out, that's what you do. :&gt; Thank you so much for accepting mine! I'm happy.  Love your comic. &lt;3 0 1
@craftymaddie ah that's brilliant, well done little fella  0 1
is soooo tired  Watching SATC and can't believe how much like Miranda she is lol. 0 1
gore sites... http://tinyurl.com/8gv7x2 ewww.. i got to play mafia wars for now  0 1
@zaggdaily When are you coming out with a Palm Pre Invisishield? Looking to get one now w/ that 50% off and you don't have it yet  0 1
I can't tell you how bad I feel right now. p.s : I'm getting sad, losing my 2 followers in twitter  0 1
http://twitpic.com/6irs5 - again view from my city  0 1
Its super cold! June Gloom  0 1
@deathoftheparty Aw that's awesome, happy birthday, Lindsay   Everyone is having surprise parties this go-round; the trend has rebucked. 0 1
@LBheart_Jessica Yes... I'm going to Kenya in August for 10 days w/ Tumaini International, loving on cute AIDS orphans. SO excited!  0 1
@gossipcandyxoxo Oh. Didn't realize it before...  Anyway, I'll keep mine for supporting Iran and pretend to be a little like Elphie  0 1
i texted a tweet earlier and it didnt send it  that would explain why no-one came to homebase for their free paint brush... 0 1
getting started on twitter  0 1
@stacienagy oh no!  Next year! 0 1
I'm up way to early. Hate when that happens. Can't I just sleep in one day  0 1
misses her sweetie.  Time to let go though.  0 1
has woken up and now can't get back to sleep  0 1
In fact, I hope I get my cut today. Amal's away this weekend  0 1
@bryanpeak well yea. Why would I tweet my little tweeter about it??  0 1
@Michellemoon7 Awww  Lucky Youu.. 0 1
Re-pinging @homicidepiinks: @D0peNerd lol, oh god no. stupid migrane  lol i was jus messin with u ??lol 0 1
@samozzy well good luck  0 1
@DPixel Home = work today. Sitting behind my computer feeling miserable (it's hormonal...) and trying to get things done here.  0 1
@Rosecute12 No, there isn't a Chuck Norris Pez Dispenser, I'm sorry you've been misinformed  0 1
@MFlanders yes but thats why i follow you. create a business account to be boring.  0 1
hopes the car is ok. it did not like the trip at all...  http://plurk.com/p/11ghkp 0 1
@traceythatchick I'm with you on that one  0 1
@alex17croatia :o no sad faces! only smiles  0 1
How is the sync feature working for everyone? It doesnt seem to work too well for me  #tweetdeck 0 1
@Mary_Victoria You should. It's a rush  0 1
@chantalclaret http://twitpic.com/4jz8x - they should totally switch clothes lol  0 1
@clairey_ross You're lucky to still have sun.   0 1
@jmonisit CONGRATULATIONS!!    ok get a career now  0 1
@molokheiya Aww, Thats ok  You should try beatmania, its lots of fun  0 1
@tommcfly 'your roll' at the show in S�o Paulo (28/05) was perfect! I love you  0 1
@PHrozenPHiasco i think everyone should take a trip to houston  0 1
I know, I know...but I just discovered @BobbySoFamous's first #fiestamovement mission video and it's awesome: http://bit.ly/PiZf1  G'nite 0 1
::moral of the story here - maybe i need to &quot;apply myself&quot; and show my true abilities. or, not eat chic fil a after 8p.  0 1
It's already hot out.  0 1
One more crazy night in Gainesville  0 1
 that's all. XoXo 0 1
cant believe my car is gonna end up costing me more than i paid for it if it keeps breaking down like this..  0 1
Thankz to Mai i'm havin bfast alone...  - http://tweet.sg 0 1
@Miss_Higgs No worries  0 1
Damn it's a whole different world out west . Getting a mani-pedi  0 1
What are all the tourists doing here? Am I in Milano or Roma? Feels like.  0 1
@xxxAnnaxxxx which ones? they work for me  0 1
Pisssed already today!!! Why do i care? I'm used to it!  0 1
@anadrome Follow the link  0 1
G'morning.... #freebleudavinci I copper this Thin Mags a minute ago!! Owwwww now I wanna try that vibrating ring. Damn I'm horny  0 1
@chiefsnypa Thanks, but I got it sweetie  0 1
@TweetDeck so the @ replies fix - was that only for tweetdeck? i still can't view &quot;in reply to&quot; for other tweet sources.  0 1
@TheHyra just woke up. About to scrounge around the kitchen for some breakfast... There is never anything on tv when I wanna watch.  0 1
bored as fuck  0 1
So tired from all the crying. Need a nap and a hug  0 1
Writing midterm at UofT / 5 days til Montreal  0 1
idk what to dooo..im bored. i wanna sleep for a bit  0 1
@loris_sl good  0 1
I wanna see JB 3D Movie Experience again  0 1
@19SunShyne - glad to know yu are doing better after your concussion. Take it easy angel!  0 1
@alsutton good luck mate - i started following VF end of last week.  I only follow from last week - my home town - Manchester   miss out 0 1
Wow. A hangover ànd beautiful weather on my birthday. How long ago is thát? (Well .. At least one year!) Thank you Hatim for everything  0 1
is on his deathbed  0 1
got headache..  0 1
@shintabubu  kok masih belum di approve ya sama bubu award untuk blog competition, padahal uda bayar  0 1
@MichelleTran let's get together &amp; catch up, busy girl!  0 1
'You look like an eighth grader.' Awh  0 1
watching the hills  0 1
@DwightHoward wanted to know more about the camp in atlanta, can my son come without his dad, dad not around  0 1
Geeezz dara's outfit is waaay to ghetto  damn CL is maa faveeee! 0 1
@jeremycowart http://onoir.com try to go if you can. I tell everyone who goes to Montreal to check it out. Even people who live there  0 1
Going to go for a cat nap, back to work tonight  0 1
the boy isnt flying down now  waiting to see if we get this place 0 1
@cruickers smashing, could you ask him to bring some sunshine back up North with him for weekend please  0 1
@wooksnook heck yeah, thanks!  0 1
misses @picturebox too!!  0 1
Home alone again  0 1
@s_beautiful Yes, indeedy!  It's a great camera, that's all I can say! 0 1
I think its time for a snack  Then to get day 7 sent out... oh the procrastination 0 1
@jonmchu http://twitpic.com/6vigs - The Empire State Building is light up like our CN Tour in Toront   Different colours every night.  ... 0 1
JB'S youtube is suspended???  What the hell?? Why.............  I wanted to show someone 'Single Ladies' 0 1
My throat hurts, I think I'm getting sick again  0 1
Off to G-Vegas for Meredith &amp; lil Monkeys first baby shower! Soooo stinkin' excited to give her the onesie I made!  0 1
anybody else hving troubles getting on AFU? weird (and not in a kinky way)  0 1
@coyummy hi  0 1
i dont care what anyone thinks... that coronation song for the american idol finale was AWFUL.... poor kris  0 1
guys, i'm not proud about anything anymore.  0 1
@realtin i will  lol mooosik 0 1
@reesebo nope  0 1
@DaveJMatthews Thanks for the quick bike ride @ SPAC, Mr. Matthews.  You are one groovy dude!  Both shows were killer...see you in pgh  0 1
my mobile number of five years suddenly stopped working  now i'm e-depressed. 0 1
@deeeelasoul i wish we had them here in jersey but we dont  0 1
@bowerm I think so  she screamed!! 0 1
@queerninja I ended up climbing over  0 1
On the freeway to Scottsdale... Sittin in the backseat sharing a blunt with @Jmitch04  0 1
@morrissey2637 We dont get them until tomorrow night   Let me know how good they are .. 0 1
@hwall1018 Twittermom just knew that ankle wasn't ready for class yet! (It sounds good anyway) Back to RICE huh.  0 1
Payday!!!  But I just got a student loan reminder   Still miss you... 0 1
No pics of me + friends tonight?!  Me = lame.   0 1
@tonymeredith awesome!  I knew this one had a good home 0 1
@flyswatzzz Hello!! Giving you a quick shout out as you are my 300th follower  0 1
is excited to go to the pool today! Not just any pool, the Marriot pool in Juhu! It is just the best pool in the city...  0 1
I am still awake, im spse to be asleep bt i cant  0 1
i feel like jumping on my bed &amp; singing it as loud as i can with it turned up as loud as it can go!! too bad i wasn't home alone  0 1
lunched with @simX, @importantshock, @zadr, @patr1ck, @tristan, @RoyalPineapple, @vniow, @cbowns, @frijole, @mgorbach, and @eridius today  0 1
high riding an electrical scooter=  0 1
Wow. Retainers are the worst.  0 1
@pinklady5150  SHUT UP NERD!!! N I TOLD U NOT TO GO....STAY HOME WITH ME!!!  0 1
http://twitpic.com/7s7kg - ....I kinda, maybe miss my long hair  0 1
anyway i just told him to shutup, plugged in my ipod and ignored him  which is the only way to get him to shutup 0 1
my aunt just called!! the only i havent seen in years. miss her  0 1
... everyone join in?!?!?!?!     0 1
Trying out tweetie for mac... annoyed @tommyDarko beat me to it  0 1
My throat hurts  0 1
Heading to the no doubt/paramore concert!  0 1
@fueledby http://twitpic.com/4h8xm - wooow, nice breakfast ! save the red heads  0 1
In church...Thank You Jesus for waking me up  0 1
just got back from my brother's house in são carlos, was funny  0 1
@joycekim my pleasure, more to come!! thanks for the kind words  0 1
@tommcfly cheeseburger :O  can i have some please? il give you erm.....a rich tea biscuit, ill even dunk it in my tea for it - PLEASE! 0 1
1/2time twitter break: Ughhh i have a feeling this will b the last game I watch this season. What's up with these Game 6 blowouts? booo  0 1
bad dreams  but today is effectively my friday since I'm off tomorrow, so I'll have to make the best of it 0 1
Just got home from Pak n' Save, it was a looong day and I think I temporarily misplaced my cellphone!  Good night. 0 1
@Jordan_Pack you suck! I miss you  0 1
is bored ! can't wait till tomorrow !  0 1
FYI - Wonderland's water WILL infect your piercings.  0 1
over at @babymanders doing stupid hw  lets get it started boo! im not excited! 0 1
@Oweapon lol, i'm going to do it the way i thought of, which isn't embrassing, lol  0 1
ouch. my braces seriously hurt. i can hardly chew.  0 1
@littledotty yes - i have to get there by 8 and it takes me 2hrs to get there  lol 0 1
@hessi Don�t ask me, it�s proprietary software and just works.  http://is.gd/t9M8 0 1
@CourtneyHale8 haha. Yes and yes  they're called 52 Flicks. look em up  0 1
Such a nice lazy day! Can't wait to watch the MTV movie awards  0 1
BOSTON lost!! haha  studying and watching the history of BRUCE LEE with edward!!!! 0 1
is fed up with revision  0 1
@akomuzikera Yes  Damn you, twitter and your ridiculous limits on the night of the #Tonys! 0 1
@Leylaaa_x3 It was silly that he was so commonly to his vater.  0 1
Not to worry...I'll behave. Wouldn't want Twitter to put me in the penalty box again  0 1
I am thrilled to hear that mercury is going direct. Now, i may go out and purchase the things that broke during that time  0 1
@DavidSmith01 super lucky. I don't live too far from it but I graduate tonight and allllll of my family is up for me  0 1
- Saw my baby yesterday, I'm smiling! Lol-ing @ Sem's Jigga impersonation and waiting to get my other lappy back  0 1
@postalguarelas I will be working tomorrow am. Maybe you could also DM me link so I don't miss it. Thanks  0 1
I can't sleep I'm not feeling well  I hope I'm not getting sick #fb 0 1
@roxannakate I need to buy it for the iPhone. It's such a good app. Only works on WI-FI though  0 1
@jimmywhite09 Thanks booo for the luv...  0 1
@TeamMCS Yep. Exactly  Maybe one day. 0 1
Having a late-night love affair with my oil pastels...which is ok, considering my husband is having his own affair with his thesis...  0 1
@serban It asks for a login/password  #wwdc09 0 1
@ mediawatcher mtv plays anything but videos  0 1
So far, no so good. http://tinyurl.com/nuwjt7 Am cry.  0 1
@JHSty Well, I'm not fond of it, and I liked it.  0 1
this sucks, I'm stuck in traffic  0 1
@nickybyrneoffic take a brolly with you if you go out walking... just to be sure  xx 0 1
@WhoaChasity its cool! i'll just talk to u wen u get on  0 1
@captainplanet93 @santitai did you guys see lisa's tweet? She was never with jack some fuck just made that shit up lol  0 1
seems quiet on here today? have all the talkative ppl gone to bed?  0 1
@danceypantz oh okay lol i'm talking about your auditions but i might have seen them but i don't really remember lol sorry!  0 1
Love my new, super tall Michael Kors heels! Dont even know if i can walk in them...but they look damn good! hehe  0 1
LMAO. Cindy: &quot;Jobby has been frenching me. We're together now.&quot; Disturbing. Jobby is my dog.  0 1
@ladygaga I'm stealing that! J/k can't wait to see it  0 1
@LearnAsOne What sort of maths are they doing? Equivalent to a 10yo in the UK? Ask her what 7 x 12 is  0 1
ive got a bad back  ouch 0 1
Ronica is a sippy-cup-assembling failure.  Thank goodness the couch is leather-type stuff. 0 1
Watching two people talk, who's biggest kick is just in making each other laugh, is like audio/visual crack.  #kpcs 0 1
@eilonwylovegood ) ! I'm so nocturnal; I'm up all night and then I sleep in till like 12!  0 1
@z0ot  Thanks. (a good 30% left to go before finished) 0 1
#shaundiviney...getting shaun to number 1 trending topics   0 1
@Karen230683 from getting to know the real person behind the learning disabilities! The Duffy family have every reason to be proud!  xx 0 1
Lol... Y'all got jokes! it wont let me reply back to you two smart asses  0 1
Why am I so shy and awkward?  0 1
boston is amazing! definitely coming back here! and i miss @crapsticks.  0 1
@jmcknight Why not  0 1
what a nighttt. Going home.  0 1
Feels out of the loop  0 1
@NicolaGreen1 would be awesome if it would actually quit raining.....its not stopped since I got here   how's home? 0 1
Listening the CHESS Mp3s...angry the album version of &quot;talking chess&quot; is edited.    Not that I expected them to keep that in. Still. 0 1
I bought national bonds 5 years a go and till date did not win any prize on their monthly drows  I wonder how these PPL win 1M AED monthly 0 1
@BigRobIsMyBFF ah i love cedar point! I havent been there since 2001. i miss there!  0 1
Hehe my nose is so red today... I look like Rudolph!    0 1
@JayNewell answer was a big fat no  only got in 345. Shattered man. Good result. U guys getting on it homie? 0 1
freddy's show at jamba juice was good  0 1
@ladyj61787 no!  but she can still see what I say to her... 0 1
Totally forgot @emperornorton here's an English palm tree   http://twitpic.com/6v4mx 0 1
Off to highlands  0 1
@GreatWhiteBryan Thank you very much... I try!  0 1
@joeymcintyre Aw, honey, I really wanted to see your pretty face but twitpic won't let me.  0 1
man it is so fricken cold. even with my electric blanket. and my asthma is acting up. I need cuddles  0 1
I cant sleep... WAHHH its so boring  0 1
@rebeccawalker sure, but they don't have their &quot;star&quot; named David...  0 1
watching titanic...i hate watching this movie because its just so depressing  0 1
@sherriel1110 I LOVE the way you think!  0 1
Can’t wait to get my new Laptop!!  http://bit.ly/cVlno 0 1
@yardgnome736 Wall-E didn't make you cry?  Do you not have a heart?   0 1
one more hour at work then home to record show #14.  been so boring today  0 1
is showering.  Then off to Robinson for a little shopping.  0 1
Forlorn Cry: 3 concerts en Juin  0 1
then there's scary emily, chavy emily, ed's-new-girlfriend Emily, evil Emily, flute-playing Emily, idiot Emily and short Emily  0 1
I'm just trying to figure out how to give the old man the slip  0 1
Leaving Cali!  I wanna stay longer! T.T 0 1
so apparently if you bite on something &amp; drink water it makes your hickups go away, matt from ismfof told me that. it works try it  0 1
Just tell me what two colors you want.  I'm buying fabric and stuffing this weekend.  I'll make any size pillow. 0 1
It's way too early to be up on a Saturday.  I forgot what it was like to sleep in.   0 1
omg i just thought about it.. i literally only have three more day left of school. this year went by so fast, i think i might miss it  0 1
@IsIsJo I'm kinda late but thanks. I really do need a hug  0 1
@gilbirmingham Hey Gil we twitter fans got your buddy Charlie Swan @billy_burke to follow you...  0 1
2 things in life I can't live without: Fuzzball and Palm Pre  http://tinyurl.com/dhpol7 0 1
i miss my girls  0 1
So nice to go into the bathroom and not hear the sound of gently running water  0 1
@JustRod202 from dancing  0 1
@johncordova poor darling  have soup and rest! 0 1
@soenarko haha, well thnx 4 twitter  now you've discovered a new old track again! 0 1
Yum yum Thai won me over last week with family guy on the big screen. Today it's a crap soapy on channel 9  could b bold &amp; ask 4 remote.. 0 1
home gettin ready for social studies final  0 1
@darkstar76 Happiest Friday to you and your family, too! Thanks!  0 1
@jmelou21 THAT'S EXCITING!  Call me later. 0 1
@Aly3s0n5 haha I actually just hate relationships because they turn people into raving mongrels, and i don't want that to happen to me...  0 1
is with her hunny &amp; @apauley88 &amp; ty.  this weekend will be A M A Z I N G!!! http://is.gd/QAaz 0 1
http://twitpic.com/68wzk - @having mukhwas and that marks end of a nice Saturday lunch  0 1
@danielsouza05  Don't hate!  D:  @captnustin knows the truth.  It would be /bad /ass.   0 1
@louisebolotin I don't know what bit cracks me up the most - am watching again. Fry is ace in it. Shame about weather  0 1
@dahara I upload a new pic... take a fast look  0 1
It started out as a nightmare day but ended on a natural high  Just found out we won tickets to Nova Rock festival !! #novarock 0 1
@CarterRonson ,, im dead @ your jokiiing .. lmaooooo  plz stop I dnt wana die of laughter tonite 0 1
@komplettie  what kind of a boss do you have at all!! 0 1
its so hot here in my room.  hehehe... i really wanna transfer there in the master's bedroom. but, i gotta prepare for tomorrow. 0 1
@MTVindia haven't seen fast and gorgeous...  0 1
@Nalenod grab a boloco card next visit &amp;DM me # on back..i'll then share my fav at boloco and it'll be yours for free..no more regrets  0 1
@AshrafGhori looks like it is bursting at the seams...can't modify my profile  0 1
@ktizzy22 I became a member of twitter because of you, and your never freakin on. I guess having a real job implies work. Tweet with me  0 1
@jaekaebee Nah, codeine is GREAT for relieving the stress...and the fever pains!   0 1
@Miss_Jennyy ughh I can't do anything after. Freaking sats in the morning  I have like way early curfew tonight. 0 1
@rabbatphoto I've been there!  And I'm all hungry now that you've mentioned it! 0 1
Back to the airport  0 1
nice to see pgpg on twitter cos i love her very very much. carrot cake (too much frosting) and ginger tea (diluted)..  broadway broadway.. 0 1
sleep evadin me @ the moment.  who's next, post-Incubus: The Cure, Franz Ferdinand, or Sarah McLachlan? 0 1
So today's June B-Days cake 'festival' was a little low on cake it seems.  I only had one piece.  0 1
been up for an hour and a half. so ill.  0 1
@iamtrash Problem is, you have a zune  0 1
sitting out back at the parents house. the country is nice sometimes  0 1
@kaecyus Lol :p is this a good time to say I'm not too fussed about ME2 either?  0 1
@QueenKika Blog: http://bit.ly/dcuMQ  ...kid, Thorne, boy, 3.  0 1
Agh! I fail! I forgot my wallet &amp; everything  0 1
I finally got my ipod touch!  0 1
lost in silence. the atmosphere s quiet and still. im at home.  0 1
@LayDown28 At work and definately no sun over here  Enjoy it! 0 1
It's too early  0 1
@coollike Hey Charlie, I would like to challenge you to find out something random and unknown about Final Fantasy XIII whilst at E3.  0 1
@notxonhoj I'm sorry to hear that John  0 1
Took a jellyfish to the thigh  ! So we're consoling ourselves with some home-made quesadillas... 0 1
Oh no, the big fish died!  0 1
@EveMarieTorres Aw, it's cool you watch Smackdown. I didn't get to see it tonight and I'm sad  0 1
Audition-day! http://bit.ly/jpFoL  0 1
@ThelifeofCat huh? Like when!? My phone doesn't say anything :s I promise! It's kinda broken anyway  0 1
No storms today  but decided to go to work.... 0 1
@transcribe i dont pull legs.. I mean it, you are very inspirational you know  0 1
no hockey, because of the bloody rain  0 1
BACK, Twittering and oh so full....  0 1
Reading Carpe Corpus and going to aunt's house 2morrow. Guess I should sleep for the long drive ahead, but im not really tired.  0 1
Ah I missed my car. Yesterday was in husbands dirty, messy SUV  0 1
@ChrisGuevara no Starbucks tonight    0 1
feel quite sick.......well really sick!! poor me  lol 0 1
@ezrabutler smart thinkin.  I love the taste of coffee too much.  0 1
oh shit, forgot blink tickets went on sale today, gotta buy em before they sell out! gonna go beg my mom  8/27/09!!!&lt;33333 0 1
Going to a grad party  0 1
@viller Talisker is one I've never really been able to get excited about. Will happily drink it, but don't buy it. Personal taste only  0 1
@Rove1974 we brits love you, why isn't your show over here? i have to trawl youtube  ooo and congrats newlywed! 0 1
my ear hurts  0 1
No but im coming back tomoro and he will be  0 1
@Kristal_ That's understandable! xD @Tann me too  0 1
@verashni due to have a half-hour skype call with @harrydugmore soon soon, but anytime after 3 should be fine!  0 1
I'm bored with it already. I've emailed it to my tutor. I wait for his reply  0 1
@americanindie Oi - I'm so glad blip.fm works on my PC so I can actually hear the music. Darn site doesn't work on my laptop  0 1
@rhanielle im fine thanks!  its good to know that you already moved on..  just take care of yourself. ) 0 1
@Glinner Died on his 41st birthday. Shit, I'm 41  0 1
@davidjstringer and your dressed like that? Is it dangerous?  0 1
@Sproutiraptor ..whats wrong?  0 1
Haven't been updating my blog  If I can't sleep tonight, I think I'll do it! 0 1
just back from maui. what an awesome trip...  thanks again @mitchachu and @willioh! love you both. 0 1
F U prop 8, I look constipated in my grad photos, and I couldn't hold any poses in yoga tonight....  0 1
is shopping during lunch break.  0 1
Graduation party last night went GREAT  0 1
@seariche hi craig!  0 1
okay tweeps, i rlly need yr help by hitting up @LOOKthemovie &amp; telling them 2 get me on the show, i'm a finalist!!  also @adamrifkin, dir 0 1
@FLYGO859 hummm... i dont have it anymore...so i dunno how to remind ya...  0 1
Everyone follow @RetroRewind Impromptu NKOTB Block Party right now  0 1
@dougiemcfly please please PLEASE say hey to @elliemcfly she loves you! pleaseee!  xxxxx 0 1
At Ry's house having our One Tree Hill marathon! Whoo starting from season 1. I love it  0 1
Aaaand that was it, the last hurrah!!! I'm officially jobless and poor and happy  0 1
My high school principal is no more  the last time i saw him was like 2 years back.. good soul.. students are gonna miss him  0 1
goin out to supper  with my mom  0 1
Quite disappointed that diamondback jerseys are over 100 dollars at the stadium, when i am only willing to spend 60.  0 1
My left eye is killing me. It burns and is red.  0 1
Just heard that Johnny Depp is a guest voice in the new Spongebob special. I fucking hate Spongebob.  0 1
Ok, guys, I g2g now.  see you later ...  0 1
off to Zanesville to have a pool day with her family  0 1
@mana205 So i'm really curious to know what's wrong with u!!Hope u're ok..enjoy the night my love...i really don't know what to say  0 1
@rosasaul in that case I'll seek to learn it  0 1
Wake Up to Tokio Hotel! xD http://bit.ly/14n5kd  (HQ!) Smile.  0 1
@mikeylemieux ooh... i might try the doodling thing  0 1
Driving home with no sleep  ahh ily &lt;('-')&gt; 0 1
India lost to SA  whats happening inside the player mind ?? negative thinking ??? 0 1
@thomascollier Lol, no that's ok  I don't think most people realize who I am on here.. that's okay.. I don't mind  Hi Thomas! Haha 0 1
@magikfaces Aweee I'm soooo jealous dying lol I think I'm going thailad but  0 1
@BarbHud Poppie graduates this week  0 1
going to work on graduation invitations today. I really wish I could be at Michael's band's show tonight!  0 1
Drunk as fuck . Bout to knock thnx to bre manuel viseth ernest n cameron for co,in thru . Round 2 complete round 3 tomorro  0 1
think im getting a cold  ... and still recovering from Municipal Waste/Magrudergrind! 0 1
just saw bridgette from big brother 07  haha she looked like a dumb blonde... 0 1
Ps... Pray for my buddy Lale in Ethiopia. @drawnfromwater told me he's pretty sick  0 1
@BabyGirlJessica I know playtime is always more fun sweetie  0 1
@NickSwisher I bet you hit a homerun tomorrow! Good Luck!  0 1
wonder if HANGOVER will be shown here in Manila?  am really curious to watch that...  0 1
Oh, visit www.hipnotikmedia.com, to check out my design skills.  0 1
@PaulaAbdul I hope you are feeling better today.   0 1
I'm DONE SCHOOL. Well at least until july 6  0 1
Just keep swimming, just keep swiming..watching Finding Nemo  0 1
loved being snow white last night  0 1
@snedwan Congratulations you did extremely well.  0 1
great pics. u r so handsome :-P have a great wednesday. we will, cause it stopped raining  0 1
@whoiskaity ik...  i hate being young! 0 1
@lulzlix Thanks, Liz.  0 1
@rhonda_ hahaaha... me too, as soon as I read the mail   night 0 1
jusm came home from last day of school  hope to see all my friends next year! 0 1
@Thamer1 كلنا  0 1
NICE ONE, ORLANDO VS. LOS ANGLES FINALS.  I'm now happy with whoever wins.  0 1
is in new orleans  going out for breakfast with eric and chris! 0 1
@MTV funnnyyyyyy.. andy was the best!  andd yay for twilight! 0 1
Oh, &amp; I don't think I'll me making it to event 3. Sorry Allee  can't be at 2 places at once. Happy bday again! Have fun gettin crunk! 0 1
dead on my feet. gotta be up in 3 hours. damn tired. so drunk. not the best feeling in the world...  0 1
I miss my boyfriend  And I don't know how long I can wait...this fuckin sucks  0 1
@Lampstink5 @netlore I have finally decided that I don't really care about twitter anymore and will use it as an instant messager system.  0 1
It's still hot! don't like it, head hurts...  0 1
trying not to eat  0 1
no matter how many people have died, it still always hurts  0 1
@TickleMeJoey I LOVE YOUR AIM SINGING!!!  0 1
Up, dressed, taken Hattie to school, now pegging out washing n tidying up  0 1
i just noticed my boots have a hole in the sole  0 1
Testing out twitter on my phone  0 1
Must sleeppppp, but im still having dinner with my friends  sunday is THE day. huh 0 1
@grum i have to wait til wednesday to have champagne.  oh god. I missed the sunday sesh. 0 1
@bill_archie Haha. Maybe Tom saw 17 Again and decided to include Efron. Just a theory ;p Oh yup I did see it. Funny movie! I enjoyed it  0 1
@KellyJohanna Yeah  I have to work first but I'm definitely thinking about it! Did you receive my pm from es?? 0 1
i got a bbq 2day nice hot day can not wait.  x 0 1
Jason cut his foot on something  0 1
from la habra to costa mesa to laguna to san marcos...all to be sitting on a computer. something isnt right here  0 1
Almost time to go to work. And later in the afternoon I'm going to the gym  0 1
Gah! DVD player stopped playing my DVD during really important part. 2nd movie rented that hasnt played right. Not happy.  0 1
@claudesullivan lol I just made breakfast! So I'm good!  0 1
@jahbryll  good nite lol im on  but i must go because i was in school...my teacher was angry  xP u r cute  0 1
Hanging out in the city on a lovely night  0 1
@CASHNY Classic! Next Beat Street! Then Breakin!  0 1
@nelly_da_great hahaha yuuuup!!! its your turn now!!!  0 1
@vickytcobra love both of you guys to death and it doesn't bother me!!!  0 1
I'm off to make peanut butter cookies!!  0 1
@danswartz you told me you would eat them  0 1
Xport Fitness in Alexandria opens today!!  woot woot!  Come play with me  0 1
Drinking wasn't a good idea... cry cry cry  0 1
Since I have no one to cuddle up with, or cake with. I guess I will lay in my bed and watch The Golden Girls for another lonely night.  0 1
@ChampagneRDub Trust me. I know. When I left for college my bro was 8 years old. Talk about tough! I missed him SO much &amp; now he's a man.  0 1
I just had a Paul, Peter &amp; John call the office immediately after eachother. Where's Ringo, he's my favourite  0 1
Had to put cake down on sidewalk for minute. Kiddo dove to cover with his body so no one would take it. Hahaha! #wishihadpicture  0 1
@cwallusn = I agree, spending the day with the family and learning about the Lord is the best.  How are you Chris?  U are hard to find  0 1
Buying a new damn iphone tom. Waaaaaaaaaah  0 1
Rock the bells launch party tomorrow! Exciited  0 1
my feet hurt   #mcflyinamerica 0 1
Wow really don't feel well  never drinking again..hmm I say that all the time 0 1
@BenjaminEllis just tried the way back machine, but the sites way too young.  0 1
Finally getting to bed after doing little leisurely reading of my favorite blogs. I love peace and quiet. LOVE it.  0 1
An ugly rejection...literally.  0 1
@xxlucyappxx  lol.. well they wer destined to end up in ur belly! its what they wud have wanted! 0 1
Summer Bird, Summerfly, Summer Breeze, Summertime...and the livin's easy  Summer Bird wins the Belmont Stakes http://twitter.com/WSJ 0 1
Why is nobody making tea today?  I'm cold and thirsty  0 1
should really get in the habbit of commenting code as i go along in the future this is so boring  0 1
Well friend is sick, no bike fixing today. Boo.  Thinking I'll take a ride, or maybe just stay in and read... and work on some homework. 0 1
@babigyrlwab09 hey ashley not much. #couchsurfing downtown, staying in tonight  but might walk host's dog to main st in a bit. how bout u? 0 1
Just saw x men  with taylor i liked it she didnt...  0 1
http://twitpic.com/7gfmo You know you are doing some serious walking when you are taking pictures of helicopters from above!  0 1
@DavidArchie good thing i dont drive lol guess im lucky ..david u are the coolest  0 1
My back hurts  0 1
I was nice &amp; let Whiskers stay out last night. My reward: 530AM wakeup call!  0 1
I must prepare for the final exam!! Phew..  I’ll need to study more, before I take the exam. I'm going to have a really hard time!!!!!!  0 1
@twebbstack oh I hope he didn't die  haha we need us some @shaunjumpnow 0 1
What a morning... 1 More day  0 1
@tommcfly SORRY WHAAAT? you sound like me when im round new people ahahhaaha  x 0 1
 gonna go home for summer I think, maybe longer. 0 1
@0mie I dunno... Just don't see u doing #FF  0 1
@HeadlessBill  Peaches would make me very happy too. I have no fruit.  0 1
Was freaking out about getting lost in #zurich in the middle of the night... But I have google maps on my phone - no worries  0 1
@serah ang haba naman. ) hahaha, garsh dude.. we must hang out... i hate the rain and not being able to drive, i'm so stuck at home..  0 1
dear @twitter i agree with everyone i follow. please make an ignore button. &lt;3 my follows and i don't want to delete. please.  0 1
@wiehanne DestroyTwitter is better than TweetDeck  I've scheduled a post on DestroyTwitter to go live in about 5 hours from now 0 1
@el_money I'm always down for good ol' tennis  0 1
Happy Birthday Grandad! I miss you and will nevre forget you   0 1
i like the word: ranting  0 1
@Hidees13 I carried it myself thank you very much!  0 1
@ddlovatofans101 good night  have a good sleep  0 1
@StephanieFizer No problem!! Your stuff is so cute. Can't wait to see the mini cards you're making for me  0 1
@shanecorning Yep...and it's a city you never forget!  0 1
@mileycyrus the CLIMB!  0 1
SPAM filter in Gmail not working.  0 1
I am getting quite bored now.  0 1
@laurenkayw did you find the vitamin water? im so cheeky  0 1
About to finish my breakfast. Running out of Ridge Top Roast from tribal grounds  I hope that today isn't as hot and the wind keeps down 0 1
@Coodieranks Thats nice. My cousin just left my house. He has daughter's their all daddy's girls. So sweet  0 1
I can now have sweet n sour chicken, fake chicken that is ;D Thanks to this Be Le restaurant my lovely Courtney as told me of  0 1
@christhegrrl whats up hah  0 1
VOTE FOR ME ON SEANJOHN.COM FACES OF THE FUTURE iM ON PAGE 33 OR AT LEAST THAT WAS THE LAST PAGE I WAS ON  0 1
Impressed with my cooking this morning....  and they say city girls can't cook! YEA RIGHT! 0 1
What's to do when a friend call you in the middle of the night crying and there is an ocean between you two? I feel helpless for my girl  0 1
Leaving for Manila tomorrow. Not gonna tweet for...hmmmm...I don't know how long  0 1
just got back~ flying off again  0 1
Try to learn. Very lazzy day  0 1
I think now while there is no one here I am going to play music very loudly and take a long hot bath  Oh happiness!! 0 1
@JIDF either im not on the right site or that person is loco  0 1
@feblub Think I might head of myself in a minute. I'm up at 6.30 so will be tired tomorrow  0 1
Pms-ing. My stomach is berry berry pain.  0 1
@LeighanneReena I can imagine...the event was a success!!! I wish I could be there!!!  0 1
@rianlim i envy you! i also want to watch transformers in imax.  0 1
About to head off to work. I'm one day closer to moving to SF.  0 1
Want things to look up for U ? Look up &amp; smile. Either works but together they work best. It's hard to feel down when looking up  0 1
I got up early to pay bills. I figured its like a bandaid if I get it over quickly it won't be so bad... I was wrong  0 1
GOD is like da creme 2 my oreo cookie, when i go thru hard times HE holds me together  0 1
My Pure Wand is in PA.  0 1
hmm no crusties this morning  0 1
It's been so long since when i touch the pc!!but no friendsters,multiply,plurk allowed only TWITTER..haha  0 1
@alainazieman Get 100 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip  0 1
Is bored now.  0 1
driving on 75 reminds me of the virgin mobile tour  0 1
yay 1 week to my birthday sooo hope win wicked lottery the one time i deserve to win lol  but an exam first  0 1
Xbox team refuse to lend me a Natal  Seriously, what's the point of working here if you can't get all the cool toys?! 0 1
i hate funerals. with a passion  0 1
i kept myself awake by asking some tantalizing questions  the corporate presenter loves me  0 1
@nixiepixel I'm gonna be sad if you don't sign on  0 1
@partycrasherxx i will never laugh for you anymore.  ) wait am i still allowed to use the )? :| ) 0 1
I'm extremely sad today.  0 1
helping my dad again with the computer...  0 1
@Jasmine__Murray GREAT!  Me either!  @ddovato got great looks and a great voice! she's &lt;3 And so are you Jasmine! ;) 0 1
my firefly friend died.  0 1
@RyanSparkes i know.it's a pretty plausible theory you've developed  0 1
And in different states? @IlanBr @BruceBarone: @hdconnelly Sure.. Enjoy your potluck. What about Twitterers over seas?  0 1
Morning Twitterverse. Ouran High School Host Club DVD arrived in the mail, watching it now  Don't like the dub though, prefer Japanese. 0 1
@cgear public train means he can do as he pleases, right?  Importantly, what kind of computer was it?  0 1
freetime in psychology class... woohoo? not really... i dont have anyone to talk with  0 1
@goodlaura well, actually worked arouned. I wrote a little cache clear tool until I can track down the bug.  0 1
Checking my lottery tickets....still not a winner  0 1
SMH,, i cnt change my twitpic  i want my cute pics from thursday when i had suppa swagg.. 0 1
@JohnBirmingham Definitely the Tiananmen Square Anniversary  ...PS Will there be another book in your Time series? 0 1
Misses the Turk team  0 1
&amp; jelly w/ a heineken has done some soothing...gn til i awake again  0 1
@megansasweetie I would love nothing more than to win the @collective_soul contest, but I am a talker, not a blogger.  R U going to enter? 0 1
had a good day.  [tho, i was kindly reminded that other than the amazing show, i'm not allowed out of the house]. 0 1
@feitclub jealous...especially if it's REAL pepperoni....  0 1
Tweeps - what's the maximum hourly rate? Got locked out yesterday  0 1
@davidrklein I absolutely LOVED the book, but was pretty disappointed at all the great stuff they left out and even completely changed!  0 1
@cukek my pretty little sister is ill again, hun  0 1
studying  orr  not really kind of done.. I don't know.. Maybe a toturial today  0 1
@natty_xxx looool have fun at college , the weather is crappy, my manchester prospectus came today  0 1
Robbie is nursing his sore tail  http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/5836577 0 1
I ended up helping my Dad this afternoon, putting furniture back and as a result i bruised my finger nail for dropping the telly on it  0 1
Got the Keith Urban tunes bumpin 2 the XBOX cheee-hu watch out 4 the Hawaiian Country girl    http://myloc.me/27XJ 0 1
i had a dream that my lv nails fell off and i was so sad  0 1
this script might be my best work yet. very emotionnal. I amaze myself writing it. (even if there's still badass vulgar dialogue  ) 0 1
Going to try to sit out back and read this Requirements doc. Wish I had a roofed area  0 1
I always over think things....but what else am I suppose to do  0 1
@peteashton actually, I do too, but small light things that I can't drop on my toe  0 1
@dreadboyz Get 100 followers a day using www.tweeteradder.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip  0 1
I should probably go to the doctors tomorrow. The infection on my toe is getting worse. Look what you did hang nail!  0 1
@TickleMeJoey oh yeah hahaha! I know that! ! How takes place your rehearsals for your World tour? answer me please  Thank you so much 0 1
@musicalchic87 hey!  Where from? 0 1
@JonProject not looking forward to photos of his upgraded friends  #alvinuk 0 1
My computer is gonna be down till next week so minimal tweets from me unless I can sneak one in on someone's computer miss you all  0 1
@BigAssBadger ah but at least i get the choice of films to watch all day  think i might do lord ofthe rings.. all 3  0 1
Im adapting to Windows 7 more now, i feel i shall not live without it  0 1
@DerrenLitten I started getting hayfever at 24 yrs old, thought you were born with it how wrong was I  0 1
@KourtneyKardash I love it! It's the perfect time to nap and snuggle with someone special  0 1
@dilzy take care dilz! Rest well  0 1
@magslhalliday it's last day for yr 11, the traditional 'dress as you dare' day  0 1
@mllis2 D: esophagus pain is sad  but have a great time in California! 0 1
@hpnileyfan i gtg!! talk to u tmrw...or later depends probably won't be able to talk to @TeamShmiley today tho!!  0 1
@tb78 hmmm im sure it tells u on there  0 1
Waking up after a fun night of drinks, food and good company  0 1
im so tired but i really dont want to go to bed coz tomorro night i have to go back to school &amp; i dont think i go on leave till holidays  0 1
over at Kaleb Nation's BlogTV , he's not live yet, but will be. come join me and the others  0 1
@MzBBreezy I had this stupid Palm Centro and the whole thing f'd up on me. &amp; they couldnt get my numbers out  0 1
Watchin 'Cannonball Run' and doing laundry.  0 1
@etheya next time I'm up, I'll fire off a tweet  - it was a good day for beer by the river too  although i was tad fragile from saturday 0 1
still cant find my assassins creed game.  0 1
booooo cold weather  0 1
grade 12 history final today at noon!  0 1
Nooo! School in 30 mins altough i'm still in bed  0 1
I ate way to much today and now my stomachs paying the price... Ow.  0 1
Guys you didnt tell me Marty assigned summer readings  0 1
Eating at a Thai restaurant.....this is the best orange chicken Ive ever tasted  0 1
just put the teletubbies on for james (my 2 year old nephew) haha i love them  0 1
I'm trying to work out this Twitter  not easy but i'll get it  ?Gonna sing on karaoke now lol Robbie Williams 0 1
@jasonderulo, your new song is bomb. love it  0 1
http://twitpic.com/69znj - just picked this up in my yard! then ate bbq without washing my hands... I feel sick  0 1
This Day and Age.   How I've missed you ...  0 1
@lhac I am lost. Please help me find a good home.  0 1
@Theresa247 LOL. Its all good. No one injured so the busting caps in a homies azz will have to wait till another day.  0 1
at collegee boreed in science class!!  0 1
@MaKUltra Thanks. May have a look if I get time.  0 1
@lishlove I might just do that. Nickelodeon doesn't seem to show any of those shows anymore. I must be getting old  0 1
I wonder what it's like to only have 1 good photo of yourself  0 1
I still hurt a little from that spill, am probably gonna really feel it in the morning.  It's been an all around crappy day.  0 1
@FoOie If you decide to have fun, then you reap the consequences. You are accountable for your actions, no one else to blame for it  0 1
sorry firefox, didn't mean to make you crash.  0 1
BBQ with the both families... Almost  0 1
It's summer!   0 1
#twithelp from @RubyyG: : looking for a job  any ideas? http://tinyurl.com/p7jbge 0 1
Ha,Ha, HA- ADAM  You SHARP  http://bit.ly/U7vTg   Nice Feather - HEATHER - EXTIT - SAGE RIGHT  !!!! 0 1
@x3_Lovable I see u be on working..I respect that..gettin that money up  0 1
sat night w/ my bestfriend melisa,,  0 1
@_andrew_g Dude, I reckon you are the only one watching #eurovision...hehehe...good on you for keeping it on the air  0 1
@mesila Frisco as in San Fransico?  Then you are definetly getting methamphetamine, and only methamphetamine, and I fucking want some  0 1
So today turned out terrible.. :/ sleep soon I guess.  0 1
- What? The Crossing is never coming out, too? DAMN IT. This year sucks for games.  0 1
@angelaz1fan sorry i fell asleep on you  0 1
Freewebarcade.com. Nostalgia for some, history lesson for others.  (always fun though).http://is.gd/AW6S 0 1
@jamz02 we are complete opposites  0 1
Susan Boyle (@SingSusanBoyle) followed me on Twitter. I wonder if it's the real one  0 1
Back in the AK! But missing the cape cod crew @namis, @nrivera @avizaaj @jesuislapourca @jlames @MaysLife @jiv3man + @anthonyniblett  0 1
is kidding you not, the rain that we have had now for 5 days and still coming down, has got to go, getting a little depressing now  0 1
Woot!  Gearing up for the all-school picnic at prac today.  Going to be hard saying goodbye to everyone soon.   0 1
@brittahnayy I will. Whatever jiggy means.  0 1
is watching monster vs aliens later!  0 1
@binarywolf  You are my hero!  I was just looking for a visual. I'll report tomorrow.   You're a good man, Charlie Brown. 0 1
@jbevershed no sun here - just rain  0 1
is sleeping early, breakfast and some readings for tomorrow  on a brighter note, last two weeks of summer A ... http://plurk.com/p/z704v 0 1
@4realashtont im tryna dm u but i cant  0 1
@netWire you'll see my boss there...  0 1
Charmouth windier than Lyme. still beautifully sunny though. No chips.  0 1
just finish liftin weight. feelin very strong now  0 1
It's going to star a new diet and routine tomorrow (Again!)   0 1
wants to go out. dragonball evolution premiere tonight!  0 1
I lost the extra channels comcast was giving me cause their service sucked  0 1
Today virginia has to actutally deliver  0 1
good morning all - happy saturday - it's a beautiful day in L.A.  -- I'm LOVING it  0 1
bonding with a Romanian colleague over Sametime. Awww.  0 1
Im really hungry .. and I had breakfast today .. normally when I dont have breakfast I'm not hungry. My body is confused.  0 1
Bronchitis and unemployment with a side of peeling sun burn is my favorite combination!  0 1
study...exams  0 1
@kseniasara my ex wife was f'd in the head, tho thats not a comparison. I hope a way to help her presents itself. It sounds tough  0 1
@Garms @thecityatnight whoever bought that shirt for you is a complete badass, just saying. and it really is a nightmare  0 1
just cut up my thumb on a broken glass the goodwill lady didn't wrap  the fun part was tracking down where that red paint was coming from 0 1
In the vets for Millies' check up. The cat ain't happy.  0 1
@xorachell Aw, I'm sorry  0 1
my last day of spring break.....  0 1
is still unemployed 2 months now  0 1
school is consuming my life  0 1
@tmorello really hope the album is also on Finlands iTunes also. Yesterday it didn't know your band.  0 1
@misspentlife How about ham &amp; eggs? You're British, right?  0 1
@Cavatica what's so great about the palm pre?  i've heard that twice in my tweets already!   0 1
hopes the twits at work have fun binge drinking and such like. No such luck for moi.  0 1
@heycassadee http://twitpic.com/6960g - wow amaming hah!  0 1
@nobubee Didn't end up going, couldn't get anyone to come with me.  0 1
@tommcfly you're gonna appear on tv right now.. the interview at the radio on friday.. it's gonna be funny  xx 0 1
Every one is sick  hope I'm not next b/c all my new sick days are gone from maternity leave..and I'm saving my vaccay days for Fridays off 0 1
@TumbleTwig cheap virgin trains first class of course! http://www.farefinder.virgintrains.co.uk might be useful  0 1
Why can't i go back to sleep right now? I'm not ready to be awake.  0 1
Mhhh...yummy. Cotton candy lipstick. Made of motherfucking win. Love it.  (Nothing new I suppose.) 0 1
Working on episode 79 and depressed today. Not a good one for me.  0 1
@edenhig The girl that got the Ddub shout-out is CUCKOO. You would NOT want the association. Trust me.  0 1
@tashbg0sh last weeks episode... I missed it  0 1
@AlanaJoy are you giving into Alternate Reality gaming, twitter mafia wars?  0 1
Really wishing Twitter would do something about releasing inactive usernames  Poking at @crystal @ev 0 1
FB selections postponed to next week. Will be giving spp outing a miss - again  0 1
I just found out that im a squirrel  0 1
HM is the best show ever, haha  0 1
i want to die...the love of my life is not well  0 1
@Cozz awwwwh thats so sad  Is she quite shy then? 0 1
Saw Up!! Haha got some cool 3D glasses  0 1
I am just loving this wonderful wonderful weather!  0 1
Starving. And Alyssa's mom would bring her subway.  0 1
I wonder if my camping trip birthdays gonna fall through, me and my buddy havent really chilled to talk about it  0 1
@heartavantgarde huh, sombong! hehe.. alhamdulillah sukses.. nanti tunggu upload-an videonya ya!  0 1
@companycalledif Apparently so! Although I was stuck inside fitting a new kitchen!  0 1
@mannyc @BostinBloke happy to be of service  0 1
@katyperry hi there katy! i'm jam from the philippines.i'm a huge fan! i soo love your music!!  0 1
I love him. I miss him. This sucks.  0 1
@DKM64 I should obviously stop wearing clothes then.  0 1
Headed 2 Cheesecake Factory  0 1
@edwardhau juz worry i get H1N1..  0 1
still waiting to go to the gym  0 1
i really pray that this flu nonsense is over for everyone by tomorrow. its gonna be the weekend and i really dont wanna be sick  0 1
@BookEndsJessica It was!  0 1
@dp57 No  Next weekend..... I miss him 0 1
My aunty finally brought my LAink dvds back so I'm gunna go watch it  0 1
@Lybbe It certainly is. Plants are happy again  0 1
@gentootweets Thanks for the retweet!  0 1
Eugh!! Im dreading today  0 1
Just noticed I don't have a guitar in my room  0 1
I really can't wait until my day out in the park tomorrow  0 1
@jonaskevin KEVIN! how do I convince you to follow me? loLz... I am always answering your posts yet no relpy from you...  0 1
@GaliSuperMutt I know accidents happen sometimes, but I still feel ashamed when I do it.   0 1
drawing out different designs for @Webitect's Wordpress theme design contest  0 1
Falling asleep listening to the new United cd! So far so good! O, and I'll be seeing them live sooooon!!  0 1
My new fancy smoothscrolling Logitech mouse has unballanced scroll wheel. Rolls backward on its own after I let it go.  0 1
chelsearoseeeadd this channel: www.youtube.com/user/ShayeCharlieeShow their two of my best friends and they do a webshow on youtube  0 1
Smoke didn't eat the wet food so guess we're still going to vet.  0 1
Finish up some music theory hw, then sleep!  0 1
How Dreadful, When I Finally Have A Chance, The Worst Of All Happens  0 1
Oh I know why; It\'s cause i\'m 1337  0 1
PLN convention in CR is a depressing proxy for the election. Watching the candidates I oscillate between strong disagreement and snoring.  0 1
experiencing empty nest syndrome  0 1
Getting ready to say good bye to some of my Chicago friends.   0 1
@LoBosworth aww well i have never had a bf  0 1
I love making playlists.  0 1
Concerned... landladies having very heavy convo downstairs. I hope they don't split up  0 1
@eeriedeerie i wanted to spin at 1030 but i woke up too late &amp; i have no phone  0 1
@kaytsanders muah! packing + drinking + you = amazing  0 1
Yuck...heading back to H town in a few hours.  http://tinyurl.com/qzfnv7 0 1
problem with feedburner again. showing no. of feed readers less than actual ones.  0 1
@buffysangle why not follow you ?? I use to follow a lot of people  the more I follow the best it is  0 1
@wonderwomanxo congrats on the submission alone! Shows your peers think highly of you!  0 1
awwwwww boo licked yuki's face  0 1
Yo! What up twitter! I haven't tweeted in a while so here I go. I am at my youth group!  0 1
laying down, tired as hell, thanks to bestie for keeping me up all night. i miss my bestie already  0 1
I faild my anatomy test  ..the 2nd &quot;F&quot; I've ever gotten n life  ... I'm droppin.. I'll jus go 2 a trade skoo 0 1
@suryasnair that's 6 times more people that the whole Finland  0 1
ugh. i hate bad dreams.  0 1
@Alyssa_Milano ahhh...do you feel sad for him now. there such babies huh?!! lol  0 1
@DeMarko thank you!  i owe you lunch  0 1
Im so looking forward to going home, even though Im all alone again.   0 1
Rush Haircut ... I rocked it !!  0 1
@kiki_huggles i wana go back to london tooooooooo  0 1
It's times like this, wishing the parents would have answered me way earlier in the day.  I do understand though.    Onward! 0 1
Cause I want to know what happens to Ruby Moon  0 1
@drolfson sucky!!! if u can take ur neices on the toy story ride in California Adventure. long lines but so fun! (its like astroblasters)  0 1
@hellonicolee Yeah. hahahaha. I got the worst luck when it's trying to meet them  0 1
@HelenCrozier hey i hit 106 on flight control the other day.... hubby is at 119  how was your w'end? 0 1
@impulse82 Thanks for the offer but as it's my on-call week and I brought my lunch I am going to pass.  0 1
wisdom tooth hurts  0 1
@stevepapi thx you too! I start monday and finish the 28th  0 1
@mileycyrus what about Selena ?  All three of y'all should sleepover together !!! TEAM ...wait for it ... MILEY DEMI &amp; SELENA &lt;3 0 1
is going horse riding and then to Music Live  0 1
@konw thank you  0 1
'i wish i could bubble wrap my heart, in case i fall and break apart'.. tom, i love you :~ why can't you me here by my side? shit  0 1
I Tweet what I feel and ReTweet what I believe in or like  0 1
Thank you to the new tweeple following me  0 1
@blairherter I feel ya.  I've been clicking check for new software every  5 minutes  0 1
@NatalieAnnMusic NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!  ... um oh wait ... no that's ok  ... did i mention that i miss you? 0 1
@janilaiice sounds good right now  0 1
I think wave will not gain heavy adoption. If gmail's threading scheme confuses people, then wave will likely confuse them even more  0 1
Haha! My insomnia has turned me into a blogger! Let's see how long that lasts... http://tinyurl.com/dn27s4 Help me out and comment.  0 1
lmao @meghanwels . all i heard was rob going ' ok lets go wait by the door for ten mins  ' 0 1
@Ginger_Clark Actually I thought you were super nice when I explained why I couldn't do excl. reading w. you. Not frustrating at all.  0 1
http://twitpic.com/7j050 My son took an haircut yesterday. He now looks like an inspired world leader  0 1
@DavidArchie David! Watch Oprah this Monday, may 18, okay? Thank you for coming in the Philippines!  0 1
is watchin mtv movie awards  | Ashley Tisdale , Vanesaa Hudgens &amp;' Zac Efron i ♥ u  0 1
Well HEELLO twitters! Not hanging with Lauren today  but today I won a contest and got a free 20 dollar gift card  0 1
In need of earphones.. fuckin things broke  0 1
I love the quality..  HD 0 1
crap!  fell asleep about 7... just woke up.  hate sleeping away the weekend!   ooo chick on deathproof bout to lose her leg! hah! 0 1
FTCH.PK alive741: Hopefully we see some green later on today  : alive741 http://tinyurl.com/m7lvr6 0 1
@mona_tweets *hugs* I'll be thinking of you.  0 1
@DHS the sun is in SF today.  ? http://blip.fm/~4jeip 0 1
@foxandfriends yayyyy...21 children?? omggg, how did that happened?? we are watching to find out more  0 1
@billy_burke I'm aboard the swan train baby ;-) lol thanks for following Pete and Gil  0 1
Credit Card was stolen and used  0 1
@JohnChow @LeNuageI only have 168 followers! Show her some love. Lets get it higher  0 1
kinda stressed..got to do miss king organization thing and i forgot to do Mr.Ta exam..Dang!!! other than i was about to buy another dog!!  0 1
@ebassman Send me some info on u and the band for my blog!  please? 0 1
Returned from annual leave - catching up with work.   0 1
got black skinny jeans XD    now am watching twilightt  0 1
@nicholasbraun i didn't know that you mark 2 of my @replies to you as your favorites.haha.thanks.that means a lot!and also, i love you!  0 1
packed and ready. Heading up to @barcampla in 10 mins. Leaving d300 at home, bringing leica  0 1
Had a bad dream. He came back.  He was sorry and everything.. blah blah blah. Thank God it's just a dream. 0 1
@JonathanRKnight http://twitpic.com/4w9h2 better in person had to send u this, I feel like mouse from &quot;The American Tail&quot; . Over in RI!  0 1
@icequeen4 keke...G'luck. I'm doing Chem tomorrow.  0 1
@pageoneresults  This is generally what I do  Big sites dont seem to need to bother tho, eh?  0 1
Where do u wanna go? I wanna go to an island  or a place I have never been ... 0 1
@desmondpro stole my flash drive.  lol 0 1
@JonathanRKnight why did u steal our gift to @jordanknight? S compensation, can u sing happy birthday to me too? Pretty pls?  0 1
Happy fathers day!! Dads in London for the week  0 1
Oh and my Mum - whom I haven't spoken to for 10 years - has contacted me. Interesting.  0 1
stilll awakee :] and its 3am  0 1
@andreakremer  Yeah, I don't like having BOYS at my gym.   0 1
Still awake, reading local news online... Huufff, hate this insom attack!!  0 1
@abbiezed Still doesnt answer my question tho  do you happen to have any sciency contacts lol 0 1
Did anyone notice that I can't even type properly anymore? Spelling mistakes FTW!  0 1
Is at work so no access to FB but to those who asked about Seven Pounds... yes, watch it!!  0 1
@strawberry76 i know right. i feel like a skit, but thats just me  0 1
I miss my boys already. November is too far away and I don't even have tickets for Wembley. Anyway, I'm still in pain. Off to bed. Night.  0 1
@arwyn84 king single from smith city. it has a pillow top and is only 15cm smaller than a double bed  0 1
phew!! long day     I'M TIRED... ni nite 0 1
@jenbishopsydney  hehe we just asked each other the same thing  0 1
@kazfoxxy that's true and I have the burns on my arms too prove it ( ouch) have a good weekend  0 1
Goodnight Tweeties!  0 1
Also I really can't understand why The Ship isn't incredibly popular. It is genius!  0 1
@Seamonkey86 I never watched Tailspin. but did like the Racoons!  0 1
this weekend was a bummer. i really wish i could've gone to improvability  0 1
@MAVinBKK I know but the wait will be worth it - November just seems so far away at the moment  ;) 0 1
looking for a new car... i am soo picky  0 1
@_TomGates I know you pain...doing the same thing  0 1
Each time I close my eyes, I often think of the moment Mr.Pyon fighting. Still sad  0 1
Gonna watch the HM movie (bad quality - gag -) and 17 Again (better quality, hopefully) today.   0 1
Finally home after a bloody long day at work. And I gots a booboo.   I cut my finger on a hydraulic hose fitting. 0 1
 also made a masterful roast dinner, followed by apple crumble! .. Yum need gym this week though! 0 1
ME TOO, @venhi .  Supposed to continue here all next week.  0 1
Java isn't quite doing it for me this morning. I'm now thinking that waking up at 5AM for a run was not a good idea  0 1
damn....why did i have to cut my nails.. now i cant replace the batteries in my mouse..  0 1
I hate doing assignments, espesially when they are in Japanese!  0 1
Good Morning World  0 1
just ended exaaams  I'M TOTALLY FREE! Tomorrow with my JS ♥ 0 1
Ugh. Real jobs totally get in the way of dream jobs / hobbies!!!  0 1
Studying for the difficultest test in the world, really tired  0 1
Good morning all. Beautiful day again. Catching up on the overnight tweets from Iran. Chilling  0 1
have they found Air France flight 447? my prayers goes to the victims and their families. i still hope some people survives..  0 1
...my joy was short lived to about 3am  0 1
@jayrox I definitely have to agree!  0 1
Just spent 2 hours going through Owen's pictures for a slideshow.  So sad that all of his baby pictures suck.   0 1
im sooo fricken tired - i can sleep for 24 hours  Fiesta Filipinas was ................. 0 1
@mainanyc  You'd rather sit in bed and twitter about having to pee than get up and pee... I should cancel my account while I can!  0 1
http://twitpic.com/5d93m New Acrylick for the ladies available @ www.artnwater.com We've also lowered prices to help everyone out  Log on! 0 1
@feliciaday GAH, a freakin DK?  I thought you had taste! *pours a mana pot on the curb for your lost &quot;street&quot; cred*  0 1
I wish weekends lasted longer  0 1
Thank you WiiWare and Telltale for bringing back adventure games  0 1
listening to musics.  0 1
dying of boredom i cant stop coughing  0 1
i seriously neeed to study  0 1
@ryee40007 Not anymore!  That's old think. 0 1
I am feeling sooo tired  0 1
@verkoren Thanks for the re-follow Maarten  0 1
I used to live in Norway  0 1
My laptop is being soooooooooooo slow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  0 1
I am really tuckered so I'm going to skip yet another day of exercise this week  ~sigh~ But I have been really good @ eating low glycemic! 0 1
Aww  that's the end of that 0 1
@dacheah oh I so wanna be there!!!!  0 1
Morning all.....my night sucked  0 1
@loserkid745 smh don't remember what that feels like here  0 1
Bhu net down    timepass using mobile 0 1
Life is oh so good on this ranch  0 1
that warm feeling.  0 1
M very sad .Didn't get  the result wch i expected. sorry 2 all those who trusted me             0 1
doesnt want to go to work  0 1
have to go to work in an hour......really don't want to go  0 1
Done with finals.. just working now.  SO excited to PIF next week  Heading to St, Louis with some great people! www.stlf.net #stlf 0 1
@rexthecat  i'm glad..  a few minor stresses but a lovely and busy time.. looking forward to a day to myself tomorrow though..  0 1
At the Broom Bush high  aka the usual about to _ _ _ _ this breakfast up!!!! 0 1
Plans changed yesterday for the internet shop so it is delayed once more   Have, however, found more photos to use so that is really good! 0 1
@robbscrips   Any hot shows coming up that Elias The Band could play  0 1
@Littlebird3107 I was crapped on by a seagull once, what the hell do those things eat? The mess was unbelievable. Damn things  0 1
because of you-Reba Mcentire &amp; Kelly Clarkson  0 1
@jordanknight luck gal whoever she is  0 1
#Tetris, one of the most renowned and addictive creations in the brief history of video games, turns 25 this week  Long live Tetris! 0 1
need to be better at #TweetFighting, people posting my tweet before me  0 1
i hate school but i love chiodos  0 1
@kmueller62 That hurts that you don't want me to visit porchpalooza  0 1
@PrincessIlly sry I had to go  did y'all have fun?! 0 1
 gooodnight. 0 1
@Jessmsmell its not bad, she gives me a discount, and i talk to her all the time  She's my awesome Gjs friend :] 0 1
Soo sad  let's go to CA! 0 1
just had a nice cool shower; so hot  0 1
@hayabusaage eww   its just gonna be you and your grandma eating that cake. Grandmas and great aunts like baked grapes 0 1
@mikebrice they are out there just under all that mud  0 1
@xtne72 What did they do this time?  0 1
@zebrahead_twits welcome to Twitter!  Almost that time of the year when you guys come to Newcastle (and the rest of the UK) ;) 0 1
A storm is moving in. Now, yardwork is doubtful, but it is perfect knitting weather  Goal: finish my 3 current projects today! 0 1
Some dark clouds in #indiavotes #indiavotes09 #India #election : Indians are still divided on caste, relegious and regional lines.  0 1
A-ma-zing. I just feel so h-a-p-p-y....  0 1
@nicolerichie Haha good point.. I wish I had blackout curtains  0 1
Time for school  at least its friday 0 1
@shawnafff I am curently rocking vans; however, I am not in the sand   ps note the effective use of the semi-colon. 0 1
damnit i lost croquet now i owe my dad 30 bucks nd i cant buy the MM cd  0 1
@attvcks no sir  but then again half the features say &quot;not yet available in the us yet&quot; so I don't know why I'm so excited haha 0 1
I have the bug  I am soooo ill! Laid up in bed needing to be looked after! 0 1
wow I can't believe Jon &amp; Kate are divorcing   0 1
Another beautiful day mostly wasted by lying in the garden  0 1
home from motor cross weird day BORING as but sore peoples  0 1
@Neeta_Alengaden @saralately idk how the poison ivy happened. Its not on my face now, but I keep finding new little spots every day.  0 1
lunch time, with brittanyyy (L)  0 1
Long day of work ahead of me  0 1
Hates leaving the mall empty handed.  0 1
http://bit.ly/xdogn  Check this.  0 1
@ericesun ugh, that's how I feel  0 1
@ruskiar Well, I'm not responsible for the consequences...  0 1
I can never pay attention while watching Across The Universe.  0 1
@tadasauce oh no...that's a tragedy....  0 1
still no update  0 1
@oh_clarissa made fine sense, didn't even notice  0 1
tired. i think i'm gonna go to sleep...  0 1
I'm starting a healthy lifestyle. I'd like people to join me and make a support group. If you want to join me, let me know  0 1
sitting in the dark, listening to techno  0 1
Too bad the Cav's and my boyfriend Lebron lost  0 1
@Mikesleigh hahaha   Have fun in the rain !  0 1
Prodigiy and The Crystal Method tomorrow for USC Birthday party and I have to work  first time I miss the Crystal Method. SAD! 0 1
Eckit: wow, this guy @Jerry_Remy is hell-bent on collecting followers huh? Does he get a tubberware set or something for reaching 10,000?  0 1
@KeithDriscoll @argentbeauquest @robertHarper Thanks for the #FollowFriday support.  #ff 0 1
Stayed at an alleged &quot;haunted hotel&quot; last night up in Coloma.... but didn't see any ghosts.   0 1
Enjoying some cookies n' cream ice cream  0 1
On my way to walmart.  0 1
Wishing that I could wake up earlier on the weekends  0 1
@alexandra_42 I need money for clothes. Specially unas cowboy boots que acabo de encontrar online. I need them. I'm a compulsive shopper  0 1
@ColorblindFish Morning  have an amazing day of rehearsal i know it will be tight!! 0 1
@cindy_nyc eh--Im in LA @ the moment just flew in from Hawaii now going on to H-Town. Yuck  0 1
Isn't it wonderful that i can go to work to do what i wanted to do at the weekend but didn't get time for much - coding!  0 1
@bennywallace nor BST sadly!  0 1
@tommcfly http://yfrog.com/0x70wj HAHAHAHA AS FUNNY AS BRAZIL! Was it funny to film? I just LOVE this tv show! can't wait to watch it tom  0 1
all work and no play...  0 1
@crystib, @skidmb75, please do kidnap. I love you guys too much. I dont wanna leave  0 1
drinking a bomb banana-pineapple smooooothie  0 1
@tricia_ZLNet LOL! Yeah the neon signs really cracked me up!  0 1
@youwatchme Hahahaha I'm sorry! I honestly couldn't help it. Now you're making me feel bad! Haha. How did you not notice &amp; I did?  0 1
@wolframkriesing we'll have to see how well we get through the other talks, have complaints last time that the talk sess was too long  0 1
still have a frozen timeline... When are you going to fix it @twitter? Last visible tweet is from the June the 2nd  0 1
@ellenvmt yes hahah you've sent that like 3 times now!   Niiiiight! 0 1
soooo tired!! and another busy day tomorrow  ill be happy when this weekend is over 0 1
cannot believe I'll be done with grad school tomorrow!  Also, Happy Mother's Day @Jenllogan! 0 1
@TheEdgeNZ boo hoo hoo i bought my ticket to ind out when i got home that im coming back from mooloolaba with the fam bam the day after!  0 1
@PiAttorney Hi PI!!!  How bout injuries to adults w/ children?  Like when they run outta beer and stub toes looking for more beer?!!!   0 1
@BluePhoenix1 i'm trying my computer is fuxing up  0 1
@RickyTicky Half a bottle? Last time I had wine (free wine) 1.5 bottles later, im sat in a corner of a club (in a suit) crying  0 1
@abbyesther hey friend-lio. I cut through your neighborhood coming back from Blockbuster tonight and waived at you.  0 1
@DChi606 Who wasn't nice?  0 1
Actually things he did pretty good in his politics exam today, wrote a good 9 pages so I is happy  #politics #exam #school #aqa 0 1
Drank some wine last night and now i have a huge headache  But i think once i eat that'll go away. 0 1
@MichelleBrouse -India's got 12 'official' languages &amp; multiple dialects! I speak English, Tamil, Hindi &amp; smattering of Marathi, Telugu!  0 1
@vala_mal_doran *hugs* I'm sorry you've been having them so often.  0 1
this pi night is gonna be something  0 1
I will sleep a happy sleep tonight thanks to an Asian  0 1
@senakhoda PLEASE tell me we'll se that vid  0 1
@KingTexas me neither.  i need to get off the interwebz forreal 0 1
Is loving life right now! I have the best job, best friends and best life in NYC on the planet! I am truly blessed  Love it! 0 1
I'm jealous!  Tino is in Florida, this holiday's! O_O... But I can't spend more time with my &quot;almost&quot; boyfriend. xD 0 1
@RegretNight Ah, shit I totally think I missed it [the survey]  I wish I would've checked facebook yesterday, sorry guys ( 0 1
@louiealdip YEAhhh i am . but i dont wanna go to school yettt  0 1
@joewilcox Nifty device. I considered a N95 a while back but I wound up with an iPhone instead. No regrets. Except AT&amp;T  0 1
i have a twitter  y is that????? 0 1
http://twitpic.com/3m1l7 - My little cheese eating monkey.  0 1
I was registerws in twitter 3 years ago, but it looks like it was with my old sun.com account and there is no way to recover it  0 1
I am back  0 1
It's too hot to walk anywhere  *burns to crisp* 0 1
Good morning world  0 1
@goldnmorning I decided to make one for 'Wild At Heart.'  0 1
@bbcomebck2me Stephie I miss you.  0 1
@lordlucan Nothing like some nice lamb on a Sunday  http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/11946/1242401321/jesuslamb.jpg 0 1
@JackAllTimeLow I cannot wait to see you  0 1
@JLSOfficial good luck for tomorrow guys you will be amazing  xx 0 1
Still... Where are my sunglasses?  VICTORIA BABY! 0 1
@johncmayer 2nd they motion and pass it  0 1
Good morning sunshine, I just want to sleep  0 1
Feeling a lot better than I did yesterday, but still feel like crap.   0 1
Omg, this works! Hello hello!  0 1
Cant sleep =( Have a lot of packing to do tomorrow booo! Anyone wanna help me?? Ill buy you a cookie  0 1
@neolee23 Sorry for my late reply! I saw it on youtube! I didn't know she had a twitter, thanks for letting me so I can follow her.  0 1
@sourmash25 dam I was gonna ask u for a tissue! I really need to blow my nose  0 1
life sucks,then you die. -jacob black  0 1
@iLoveColbyO hey!how was yer exam?  hope itwas fine.  0 1
On my way 2 walmart 2 get LVTT...yea i dont own a copy yet...so sad  0 1
Lazy dayy, not nice weather in england  0 1
Twitter is getting boring because no one talks to me..and barely any of my friends ever update  0 1
mmm carls jr.  chicken stars, spicy chicken sandwiches, chicken strips, &amp;crisp-cut fries. il[life] with the #2 nigga and my wife. [rhymed] 0 1
@Diana_Duncan Just need to be outside a little while to get my fix, then I'm fine with glances out window while I do the 'puter thing.  0 1
Rain + heaton park + oasis concert fallout = 'fun'  0 1
going out for the day to edinburgh, hopefully be back for britains got talent  0 1
@jeff_shively I do some translation job, but mainly I am pursuing a career in food, blogging and photography  0 1
@retrorewind Hey  how about some Tommy Page or PM Dawn! I'm new to this whole retro rewind thing! 0 1
just sittin here chillin.... eatting mini chips ahoys   listen to bree clean her room yuppie 0 1
Amazing talent on Bgt to night  who will win? 0 1
@peaceoutHelga no i miss you more  how was the last day of school? 0 1
this raining, but i have no umbrella and am getting new glasses which will have rain splodges on the from the start  0 1
...and &quot;Life Goes On&quot; ...listened to that on repeat when my best friend Sean died.  R.I.P. to you both. 0 1
@FifiFlowers Really!That's interesting.Too bad they didn't give me a People mag  I might have been able to accept the fact that it's gone! 0 1
@666pack i wish i could. i've been getting errors when i burn cds for months now.  0 1
my baby BamBam looks so stressed  0 1
@MamaPhan awwww, i missed it!  i passed out around 10 last night  0 1
dear@onicajay please come tomorrow, to the movies, ill be lonered  0 1
I'm very sad - my cat Reece is in the cat hospital and may have asthma. He's been very sick today. I'm really missing him tonight.  0 1
is packing. off to jersey in 6 hours  0 1
i got a triple bogey...and like a 5 over par...        0 1
Watching Pushin Daisies.  Only 3episodes left.  0 1
Came back from bhopal after attending Abhay's wedding. It was an awesome experience there! Back to work now  0 1
Omg my computer is so angry with me  0 1
i am still so bord!!!!!!!!  0 1
I GUESS ITS OFF TO CLASS I GO  0 1
@peterwooley Good! I was shaken by the thought of having to anti-alias in subpixel RGB  0 1
arghhhh  20 to 6  on a friday is not the best time to finish a blog post  0 1
I still feel like partly to blame, ugh i wish I had £50 on hand  0 1
i wish i was in PE  0 1
I am missing my Wife she is 3000+ Km away from me  0 1
--JUSS DYED MY HAiR RED..iM GOiN 4 THE SEXY SEDUCTiVE LOOK THiS SUMMER..PiCS CUMN SOON  0 1
is finding it really hard to get out of bed this morning  0 1
Yeah you can  0 1
college is awesome, but why does it have to be so expensive, my book cost 200 dollars!!! geez...........oh well...i had a good day  0 1
1 in 6 of my previous friends and colleagues at RBS are going to lose their jobs  http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/7987659.stm 0 1
@Jallison62 I love you when you're drunk! Miss you  0 1
@labella27 That is so sweet!! Have a good day  0 1
ew people have the swine flu yuck : P   shame on you 0 1
@officialnjonas, @nickjonas NICHOLAS, PLEASE, READ IT! IT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME!  http://is.gd/ZcdY 0 1
@Marielhemingway The quick wit+short replies r good    Keep working hard-remember  &quot;All hard work brings a profit&quot;. Prov. 14:23   0 1
song of the day - &quot;turn your lights down low&quot; by bob marley &amp; lauryn hill  &quot;turn your lights down low&quot;.never never try to resist, oh no..&quot; 0 1
Ok done for the day. Hope everyone likes so far. Hope to get a completed work done soon. But also need to find a day job. Broke as of wed  0 1
Good morning twitter world  how are we all?  Tweetgenius 1.08 seemd good to far  0 1
@ComedyBint some of us loyal ones are still here  0 1
Goodnight everyone  sweet dreams. xo 0 1
only in socal can i wash my car and go to the beach in the sunshine and then get into d-land FREE for the night. i'm happy, be jealous.   0 1
front tooth hurts soo bad!!!  0 1
@KNOWxONE I was rolling on the floor, in a pineapple, laughing my ass off at the &quot;birth of your singing career.&quot;  0 1
reading up on the asylm convention as i was unsble to get there  0 1
i hate when ppl are disappointed w/me  0 1
Today's a great day to get your websites seen @ http://www.trafficpunk.com For Free!  0 1
it's now 06.35 in the morning and i'm off to work  See u later guys and have a great day ) 0 1
@longpour indeed  still don't know if I'm sad.Somehow relieved maybe.But I put a lot of work and personal effort for two years now 0 1
doin my haaaaaaaaiiiiiiir  0 1
@MixxedMami213  I'ma hit u on yahoo when i get upstairs. 0 1
@Devious_D yeah you could mamita. And yeah a little still a little down but good  0 1
@igster101 I don't think you've joined  think u have to post full URL not the shortened one to join. join if u r interested. should be fun 0 1
Bed time. Great NIN show tonight with a great last minute reliable friend. Back to work in the AM  0 1
@mclovin00 Yep, it's been a long time since I've seen it, but I remember loving it.  What are some others you'd recommend? 0 1
@Hardtarget doh forgot to post in the thread.  Waiting for a call from a friend helping me find a job.  Srry I can't make it  0 1
@kbal24 I am sorry that you are feeling that way.  0 1
1.5 hour ago, I wrote how nice the weather is. And a big storm has come: lightnings and thunders. And it is over now. Funny.  0 1
The only good thing about working weekends is stopping for tacos on the way.  0 1
No, my london lass didn't call  0 1
Nice wedding... Now back to richmond  0 1
Oh my word..Bono hates me. U2 gen admission tickets are $270.00. How's your $600.00 evening no dinner just parking and a concert.  0 1
@karlalu hey, follow me too if you can  blackhoodie.tumblr,com. i post some non-mushy stuff there hehe 0 1
catch`n up on family guy  0 1
@Schofe http://twitpic.com/6f7ri - im so pleased the guys won!! missed the show though  0 1
Oolala. @totallyhappy, what a good idea. i dont think 8 hours in 2 days is sufficent.  0 1
@thecircuitdog Have an excellent Mighty Wknd! Yr lkng more and more like a vlogger everyday.  The road back!  0 1
ugh, just back home, my neck is killing me and i have to play house wife again  summer is killing me!! 0 1
@catstalker sounds good.  Get pissed then you'll sleep.  0 1
@Majestic76 I know, I thought about that   0 1
10 pm...wish i was at home in bed  0 1
I need huggles.  0 1
@cyberK13 haha .. not really la .. he was born as soon as i got back into the hospital ..  ... 0 1
@mITSYBELLE Use http://tinyurl.com/ to make your link really short and just paste in the url as you would normally  0 1
People are so kind. Now, another friend bring me a big sweet roller cake. Ah world..  0 1
@wordlinx my pleasure  0 1
@RightHereWithMe @onlyseeyou @imnotsupermodel @KauLautner @TheWayIRoll YEAHH PEOPLE!! Esas eran las respuestas que esperaba  0 1
Freezing ass off. Wtf cant sleep nao.  0 1
Snack &amp; water time!    #flylady 0 1
@vanewpc Thanks hooker face  0 1
@putritralala not really enjoy my holli  0 1
TlKiN oN tHa PhOnE wItT tHa BeStIe JaSoN!!!  0 1
Has a £15.90 customs fee to pay, making these Threadless shirts all the more expensive  0 1
@jaytuaca ahhh, those fucking assholes! I hate working for people, much prefer to be self employed  0 1
Thank u  0 1
@Nettofabulous Uh huh.... I'm not buying it. I think you love watching, easy targets  And you may be on Muse Duty, soon.  Be prepared. 0 1
God is good, all the time.  It's time we started believing it. 0 1
ahhhhhhh! my teeth are killing me  0 1
@_Jaska Some things... they just never get old. http://tinyurl.com/holdisgiantcherry I miss Maya.  0 1
Jeheeez Jst Ate a Whole Packet Of Oreo;s.  Needa Drinkk Now Lol. 0 1
@patchuiyt Hey patrick, need any beta testers for IYT on iphone?  0 1
@rodney1985 aww i'm sorry friend  and no i'm not (but I wish I could) 0 1
@s4sukhdeep Will have to bookmark Google Translate then.  0 1
nothinng   0 1
@kevinayP @kevinayP Ha, is it long?  Well, not bad, I just have received my visa approval and I am preparing for going abroad. 0 1
Terrible sleep last night,had nightmares about zombies.  Horrible weather this morning. And four 5.45am rises this week.  Rubbish  0 1
@AshleyLTMSYF hiya how r u? shame i missed u in Sydney. i was sick.i heard yall rocked!!! i missed the a/party 2 which i was invited to  0 1
Leaving Hilton Head.  0 1
@mayatheb no prob sis lets keep the energy fresh  0 1
What is it with all these people being in paris.  0 1
I'm realizing I'm horribly awkward.  0 1
@helenr28 hahah dont think so  0 1
cornetto FTW!! i love it even if it's raining  http://yfrog.com/0zq9zj 0 1
@hackingtravel good morning  0 1
excited for my new bed to come tomora, my first bed in like a year  x 0 1
@spacejesus New York City. Not uk yet.  0 1
@mermhart Even thought where part of the common wealth, if I could vote for you I would madame prime minister  0 1
@megan1073 &quot;suspended for suspicious activity&quot; it's sad, i don't know where i'll get my free britney spears sex tapes now  0 1
Uploaded a NEW item: knitted Orange/Yellow/Red Macbook Sleeve http://bit.ly/19YSBe for the summer  0 1
taking the dogs on a extra long walk.  In hope hubby can sleep.  he don't look good ~Donna~ 0 1
I'm soooo excited rite now!  0 1
@TrinaWright I was with you until the lycra and gym bit  0 1
@tommcfly are u seriously countin down til xmas?? OMG I can't wait for summer...not xmas! beach&amp;sun everyday, long nights... oh yeah!!  0 1
I should be sleeping , I'm so tired !  0 1
@SarahFTW I gain and lose about 5 followers a day. Darn bots, I'm living for the day that I'll be followed by a real person  0 1
@curiousHeidiHi those seem like small, reasonable requests  0 1
will be watching... how to lose a guy in 10 days  bye  0 1
@auschirp foolishly checked my bag in 'cos didn't want to drag it around all day. Now at the lost baggage counter  0 1
my feet are wet.....  0 1
I'm goin to bed! goodnight!  0 1
New apps for iPhone oh yeahh  0 1
catching up on my TV shows at home  hello Leverage! 0 1
@StevenBayShore wow, I'm crushed. the great Steve From Bayshore is not following me on Twitter  0 1
looking 4 work &amp; its not looking too good  0 1
@KayleenDuhh im with you!!!  0 1
and because I wasn't having a bad enough time last night my body decided it wanted to be sick  0 1
Lol! I love the BGMT crowd/crew &quot;Say it aint so!!&quot; ..... and Ant and Dec , They are good too  0 1
I couldn't have come to pride wkd  Oh well at least i can chat to y'all on here &amp; #bpd. You'll have awesome time look 4wd cin pics 0 1
@EmmysMom I bet you're the reason Eli Stone got cancelled too huh  0 1
Urrgghh so bored waiting at the DFW airport -___________-  Thankfully I think they'll start boarding soon!  I miss my babies  0 1
@catherine0 aww, now you won't know its me calling anymore!  0 1
currently &quot;pay tv&quot; by laurent garnier is playing in the 2nd hour of my program today !  0 1
I'm missing the Killerbeejays of '09.  Still haven't written on our scrapbook. I should come back for that. ) 0 1
@mileycyrus hey Miley (: how was the show with JB yesterday ? Cant wait to see you again  ilove you 0 1
Is back from major shopping spree...sucks that its raining  Where is summer??? 0 1
i have unbearable pain in my teeth. @DrAwab, tell me some medicine man  0 1
@SlateinGray O.O... Bunnies?!?  I love bunnies! Can I have a bunny? Can I? I'm allergic to dogs, so I can't have a puppy.  0 1
Listening to Oasis...hmmm nice  0 1
come on now check out my blog  http://11bwife.blogspot.com/ im trying  so how about em army wives on lifetime last night? 0 1
F**K! drop by 1  64. marketingwithrenee.com 0 1
@centernetworks you win!  i'll be seeing you during internet week! there are so many great things going on in nyc that week! 0 1
@fleurdeleigh i love your new diet!!!  especially the first part!  hmmm... i guess it really doesnt work to say, do yoga like hell....?  0 1
Missed #steaktub cause I was &quot;in the zone&quot;! Lonley kebab for me then  0 1
@Naina been thinking any changing my workspace lighting too, can't decide what will work tho  0 1
@girlfromthemoon ...i had a yay moment today  YAY hope you did too! 0 1
is snuggled up in bed with a cuppa tea....realy dont wana move wen the weathers crappy outside but meetn the girlies 4 drinks n unch  0 1
Reading Frankie Manning's book and wondering, where did all the black swing dancers go?  0 1
St Thomas trip isn't happening.  Friend didn't book when I sent the link, now cost is nearly 50% higher.  0 1
Marc Abraham from @thepetnet will be talking about choosing a new pet on the Jolly Life Stage @theultimatepetshow any moment now...  0 1
Laura Dearden sunnnn &amp;lemonade  loveeely  ♥. http://tinyurl.com/n8wvrj 0 1
long day, eating sandwich at 17.59, but still plan to have my dinner  0 1
@malaikasc Awww you tweeted using the word &quot;sluta&quot;  0 1
@moearora im i honest or what    ?? 0 1
#haveyouever wished Xmen was real  &amp; that you were one of them. LOL. i do. HAHA. mutants rule!  0 1
@Laurennnn__ haha, yes, i hate it bad (: wanna be year 10, haha (y) naww, lol, i turned 13 about 2 months ago ,  0 1
Been staying up late recently, Not good! Missing my MA soo much &amp; can't rest my mind  Well, it's seepy time TwitterFam... Blessings 2 ALL! 0 1
UGH I HATE THUNDERSTORMS OMG AND THERE WAS A TORNADO THAT TOUCHED DOWN IN PITTSBURGH. WTF DO NOT WANT!    0 1
@_emmmmm i love me  i meet a lot of people haha. 0 1
@AlexBrook You got what you wanted...happy now? I'm gonna love and leave you. off to bed. Night. Lurve Ya. SDJD. XxX  0 1
Bruised lip, exhausted, but is very very happy  0 1
I don't want to meet Anne Begg again...  0 1
@ShellyKramer I'm all for @mclinklove attending, but I must request that you bring A BUNCH of your cute female friends!  0 1
@cityrat59 No, it hasn't  It's difficult to release a (couple of) new features every week. Last &quot;release&quot; was profile view 11 days ago. 0 1
@biaafonseca Are you a fan of McFly? Follow us and spread the word!  Thank you! 0 1
@princessjuliaaa ahhh i was gonna say, no i don't have that one  didn't subscribe early enough damn 0 1
has just realised its bright outside and is still not tired...packing tomorrow???  0 1
@burcuakyol Mine, too  Great resistance... and the reasons supplied just don't make sense! As if we didn't have jobs, homes, families... 0 1
Looks like Essex will be working on our internet today!  0 1
I'm gonna shut up here soon coz have to take at least a week off after another health scare  God how I hate the 21st century 0 1
Well now we r going home from this long day of having fun and i have a sun burn and a tan it hurts so much  0 1
its summer &amp; im still taking summer classes!  this sucks  0 1
@anca_foster haha just checking  0 1
@CheskieBear to go in their next live chat.  0 1
@whoaohitskatie i'm still here  0 1
@sage_rules I wish it were that easy bro.  I am srsly down over this.  I couldn't even finish my yummy oatmeal today  0 1
Now I'm just have booooring  . If bfh has benn online, have I played it now! But, tomorrow I will have fun! I have FOOTBALLMATCH !!!!!!!!! 0 1
in der uni. hope that internet-connection won�t break down so I can watch Germanys next topmodel  0 1
I'm eating ice cream, n' listen MileyCyrus, n' waching videos on YouTube. The perfect night  0 1
@ubertwitter what gives??!!  my new tweets on .75 weren't ringing &amp; on .78 the keyboard won't go away!! gotta try a new app i guess  0 1
LOL, it's like, every time I post something, I get followed by another spambot.  Hey, spambots?  TOTALLY NOT INTERESTED.  0 1
@pcornqueen No prob! I noticed you were blipping some Jazz &amp; heard this song Voodoo moon on AMC &amp; tried to find it for you but no luck.  0 1
Hanging ouuut with Kev, Chad, and Elise.   0 1
white chocolate magnums are well good  0 1
@achmadsirman yeah i am, infact the spray paint is for the mutt, i got real delayed with some problems so not finished either yet  0 1
@nickybyrneoffic A Use To Love East 17 lol how class  the suns splittin the trees in glasgow too!! shocker! 0 1
@dk i can't get the &quot;when did you join twitter&quot; API to work for me. it says userid not found.  0 1
Energy is back... Yayeee  0 1
watching futurama with tim and getting drunk on wine  0 1
@sandimetz: It was creepy, but I liked it.   Great talk BTW—I really like  talks about deep topics rather than some library or another. 0 1
@chaneletmoet hahahh yay! i'm so glad you're doing it again! i felt like the odd one out  i go in tomorrow, so we'll see.. haha. i just 0 1
catching up on conan  0 1
Working out at the gym   http://bit.ly/niYSO http://bit.ly/1pcFyG 0 1
@d2_d4  Is that you &amp; Julie?  Can't tell  0 1
going to a baseball game  0 1
Sitting at my cousin's high school graduation.... So boring  0 1
@Karenknowsbest. I am so jealous. I wish I could eat rice  0 1
The sun raised in Bad Urach and second day of the session is ahead.  0 1
@WowitsHeather lmao what horrid timinggg  well i'll be here for like 50 min by mself and then we're making cupcakes...sshucks 0 1
At Treehouse Records.  Way awesomeee. 0 1
Found a new guy who really likes me, and treats me like royalty. Whats sad? I cant learn to trust guys anymore for whats been done to me.  0 1
Going up to Bedford to see my Dad in hospital. The news we got yesterday wasn't good. It's going to be a sad say  0 1
vacation is over  0 1
currently at school, but music teacher isnt in  sitting in cafeteria with laura and claire  x 0 1
I don't wanna tempt fate, but - 60 mins / 23.45 Miles. I *think* I just might be on the road to recovery  0 1
So I'm going to bed hopefully I won't get kicked out of my bed like I did last night  0 1
watching clips fro kfest which i didn't get 2 g2  0 1
@calvinharris my cats like asparagus and green beans  0 1
good morning XOXO, still not feel very well  0 1
gonna turn off my computer... and prepare for test...  0 1
@uberdragon  those are the awesome days that refresh us...so no worries  I am heading out of here...I just wanted to say G'night ...enjoy 0 1
@jrgibson1 Im quite happy with my HP PC Laptop thank you  0 1
@mule0331  that's harsh ill take a ticket instead :p jk jk 0 1
Going to bed it's really late... It's 1:21 PST the time I am posting this  0 1
@bluestahli And we love you for it. Blue Stahli is, as always, just what the doctor ordered.  0 1
@mrblacknyc damn u I love tom!!! But your BF is working  0 1
Vancouver Canucks out! No Canadian cup this year!  0 1
Crap! Forgot to comment these lines.  0 1
wondering why i haven't gone to bed yet  0 1
omg just noticed i'm past 300 tweets... i had an awesome idea for what i was going to write for my 300th  0 1
pls. add my facebook account.  www.facebook.com/sunshinealmario 0 1
god its boring waiting for college :-/ gotta go in for two lessons with hour and a half gap inbetween aswell  0 1
I am up too early with mom at her eye appointment... I miss my bed  0 1
finally know how to get work copyrighted now  so i can start doing work for prints, and hopefully get a site or something up and running. 0 1
@burnermanx por ai  0 1
GAMING UP A STORM TODAY!  0 1
@danithorne1 Dani Please accept Me Have An Awesome Day!!!!  0 1
Just been the docs &amp; she give me some antibiotics for my throat. No alcohol for a week  0 1
Is in  need of a J.O.B. - Somebody please hire me?! Thank you!  0 1
@MacyCan nuttin, waitin for conan to come on  0 1
August 24th was seriously the best day of my life. Why cant my parents realize how much this means to me?  0 1
@BabeNatasha i dunno... i only use the app version  0 1
@ddlovato  You are perfect! I love you so much Demi &lt;3 You are my IDOL  0 1
has a bloody cold! i dont understand why!  0 1
@h0neyluv baby how come u n cici didn't come to my party last nite   I need ur number beezie 0 1
@melissabeck because if it works out, that means you won't have an excuse to stay home with her... it'll force you to get back into work  0 1
A lot of clients, POCs and tough time  0 1
@Ashtarte I'm easy.  0 1
Day 1 of my week off with the family. Got someone coming to view the house later, so a bit of a rush.  no time for sandpit with the boy. 0 1
@snarkattack I don't recall being rude but I accept that I must have been and I apologise to you  0 1
@GWPStudio  Love that. Walk in the dark~~~  0 1
@akfarrell hasn't called back yet. I worked so hard to get here and now I'm scared  0 1
@Jesse_Attack thanks dude!  0 1
he make me laugh  0 1
danced for 9 hours at the dance-a-thon!!!! raised over $$14O!!!!!!! ps guess what i'm a vegetarian now!!!!!!  hehe  0 1
I Love @Pink She is AMAZIN..My favourite singer..I Only just realised..Shes So cool  0 1
wants to watch twilight  &lt;3 that movie  0 1
The Paper Route album is &quot;Absence,&quot; not &quot;Absence While Working on Cabinets.&quot;  0 1
Got kicked out of the hilton earlier - noise complaints  0 1
@Morrica I'm wanting to tell her now cause I hate keeping secrets from her so who knows how soon. Thank you  0 1
bfast:smoothie, banana, c hemp milk, c nf total fage, 1.5 tlbs flax, protein powder...and I'm sick today  0 1
Tweetie for Mac seems slow on updating posts, I feel people are tweeting faster than this is updating (nothing in 10 minutes+), API limit  0 1
@jonzzon mostly adults  0 1
@SusanneUre @ByDezin thanks so much Suz He's so cool - makes me such a better man/person  0 1
@MissElle Aaaaw that is sooo sweet!  0 1
@weeps You need ciggie delivery service  0 1
oh eff you ebay  x 0 1
Air France... Heart-breaking tragedy...  0 1
man do i miss him  0 1
@lil69  naw.... im good... till the final sound of the horn.... still gotta keep hope alive  0 1
@xCeelou :| good luck with the exams! but that sucks, i work all wednesday  0 1
@selenagomez aw tht must suck. well anyways im sure the movie came out wonderful and i can't wait to see it!  -Julia 0 1
@oldergirlbeauty I'm registered w/the site but didn't get that.    @InMyProOpinion  Don't know about the fndtn; only skincare. Sorry! 0 1
@burbleon i was gonna say come on gtalk, but it's time to leave now  0 1
@x_kysymysmerkki  we can practice in the library again ;) REMEMBER WHEN WE LEARNED RUSSIAN? ohhhhhhh the days. 0 1
@smithtk yeap. But storytelling is 5000 years old, right? Lavoisier's law working perfectly  #nml09 0 1
welcome to germany  http://bit.ly/uEfyI 0 1
Bored, now havfing to watch horse racing.  0 1
dr office... hopefully finding out why i've been so sick  it's so hard to keep my eyes open 0 1
@lafo93 in this shop, its so boring, all i do is sit for 4 hours  urghhh boo. i gotta go now  byeeee..x 0 1
@jeffdunham I didn't upload right. its 0:00 length.  0 1
@mcflymusic Sorry... I don't think I can make it... 12h flight to get to London...  0 1
@Fearnecotton Hello, is there any chance of getting a play? &quot;Tonight Tonight- Smashing Pumpkins&quot; keeping it classic. Revising  x 0 1
@hownottowrite I still like to play a little TextTwist on occasion.  0 1
Kinda sad to know that @JessicaPinup won't be on the show tonight  0 1
@Alyssa_Milano  cannot believe we are the same age and you look so much younger than me!! **jealous**  0 1
@la_nena84 happy birthday to your papi!  that cake sounds gooood.  you're gonna come over and make me a cake on my birthday, right?   0 1
@Hoshnasi ...try to turn over your car and I don't think insurance covers that.  0 1
I need some free #fieldnotes because I can't travel to North 3rd Street in Philly to buy my own.  0 1
watching Fawlty Towers... love it  0 1
@eltonbear Ahh brilliant! Glad to have passed on the word and the dueling fun!  0 1
#ff @ElHafiz cuz he's a true twitter &amp;  always has something original to say. watch out for the ever so changing avi tho  0 1
missing the boyfriend  0 1
Finally free from college work! Not gonna miss the work, but I'm gonna miss everyone!  My mates and especially my other half  lol 0 1
@JiaYiing-If i'm not wrong,he hasn't got his English paper back yet(: But i'm sure he'll do great  and yeah,got him jogging!(: 0 1
is up and out....this gloomy weather is making me lazy  0 1
@julianakubicki Your recent posts make me feel really bad for you and work  0 1
My little babydoll is dying with hayfever and I cant be there to look after her  0 1
@abcdude Well today Comcast is out in Boston - No Sox. Listening on the radio is not the same  0 1
@wrapsol i already did but u didnt respond..well u did but all u said was i get 50% off  0 1
everyone has left me   0 1
@Monkeyfetish  That's horrible.   0 1
@southernweather he's so cute  0 1
Missed the sox this weekend. This is my sad face.  0 1
@aah1981  you'll figure it out  0 1
Cd player in my car decided to eat a cd  0 1
Once again, its too sunny to be forced to stay inside. Damn  0 1
Goodnight everyone! I had a good time. Everyone was SWELL   0 1
Pretty down in the dumps. And its my own fault  I'm a chump sometimes. Love you babe 0 1
It's not my birthday anymore  I better perfect the cute face if I'm going to get more human food! 0 1
@DjRioBlackwood    0 1
Well I'm back from the meeting etc. Now revision time  0 1
@kittykittyws  hahah. Just dip the peas/carrots in grease. then you will eat them!  0 1
@JaceyTH are you gonna tweet the whole tony's? if so, i'm not gonna watch it..  0 1
@kellifrmcompton aweee thats lame  rofl i just signed some random petition to make punching perez in the face legal. idk. lmao 0 1
Photo: shavii: don’t trust the ghost, never trust the ghost…  “that’s the remix..�? hahaha http://tumblr.com/xjv1yn0m2 0 1
Morning!  Happy Birthday to Queen Elizabeth  Thanks for another day off!! 0 1
Game 2, magic vs. lakers tonight. Will be at work.    Will turn on sportscenter when I get home. DHoward and JNelson better get it going!! 0 1
Kinda scared that 'Britney Fucked Vids' is following me 4 times, makes me think i'm a pervert with no friends  0 1
@twikini @PockeTwitDev @tinytwitter if interested in listening &amp; implementing a new feature which I think is cool pls DM 1st come basis  0 1
Last day in melbourne.  0 1
Eating bomb hot-dogs and watching that '70s show  0 1
@mitchelmusso http://twitpic.com/7i2zq - I'm proud of you  0 1
To much to do, so little time...  0 1
a lot stupider people have gone to Africa and made it back. She will be fine. Im waiting to see Doc and  help hi  0 1
@PotterMoosh woooo!!! It was funny though - check out the pic , I've got over the 'shock' thing now and just think it is hilarious!  0 1
Had a fun night, although I couldn't help but be worried about poor little Logan.  0 1
Aight.I'm up and preppin for this Film shoot. Greenscreen baby  0 1
@HeartStarBolt  it makes me so sad to watch the golden girls now knowing 2 of them are no longer with us.  0 1
@meerasapra  You always hit the nail on the head !! Literally  0 1
@meerasapra Here is the link @http://bit.ly/tjwkL Have a look  0 1
is all alone for the evening!  0 1
Really sick! Stupid stomach virus!  0 1
SO much shopping SO little money  0 1
@typicaltweet, I just found out that you are following me...  and read your bio.  You are awesome.  0 1
ops   that lol wasnt supposed to got to twitter 0 1
http://twitpic.com/7ixmx - a hungry monstar. Introducing my nestum! Taste just as great as Wheatgrass.  0 1
@TipSquirrel Ohh..I was about to send you a link. Yeah, they are really yum and a specialty of my place  0 1
Going to bed. Smiling. Man has it been a while  http://myloc.me/1Xxe 0 1
@vanillasuicide just said that she felt pregnant...   http://yfrog.com/5h4w1j 0 1
is packing up her room!  0 1
Getting ready 4 work....YA 2day i get 2 put a new head unit in my ride..WOOhoo  0 1
@WisCheese -- Why yes, it so happens that I DO have BelGioioso fresh mozzarella in my refrigerator right now.   0 1
On our way to the beach!!!!  0 1
@WastedPoison Omg hi  0 1
@Shan_09 'Cos the blackcurrent colourant thing is fake so they can't help but wear purple outfits  0 1
@mistakepro this sucks. . .i won't be able to see your video for a while  no internet 0 1
I finished reading Twilight and i wanna start reading new moon but i do not have the book  0 1
@gwenhyman Sounds like a fun scene.  0 1
@TeaBoat updated one more pic, am i looking ok?  thanks for liking the previous 0 1
tomorrow night ESPN LA better send DEN packing lol will be wishing my boy Kobe a hella game!!  0 1
Peters having a hard time pulling through his injuries... I've done my best and it feels like it's not good enough  0 1
@Sherif_129 not today  off to London! 0 1
BMTH are the shit  0 1
Just finished reading Chuck Palahniuk's &quot;Pygmy&quot; and kind of hated it. I'm really disappointed; I had pretty high hopes for this one.  0 1
Halfwit can't go  0 1
@CharlesWBrown haha yeah your possibly right. I'm riding upon the peasent wagon as my friend just said ..  0 1
@BlowhornOz Well, howdy!  0 1
never let go  ah i love the titanic. 0 1
@staaceeyy awh no  im so sorry &lt;3  whats wrong with mumma? trauma from what happened? 0 1
@eemeelee i dont want you to go  0 1
Staying at home.  0 1
Family party....fun food and fantasy haha.....I shall be getting my drink on later too  0 1
just realized I had so many responses via Twitter... I keep forgetting about those  0 1
has a killer headache that gives her dizzy spells.  And makes me tired. 0 1
Day off. YAY!!! I'm always 3 hours ahead of all the fun.....but it feels more like I'm 21 hours behind!   0 1
Uploading music on my ipod like Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, Savannah Outen and Jonas Brothers  Love you guys so much! 0 1
Home from the city, wish I was still out there.. I hate feeling sickly.  0 1
I just gave myself a papercut  0 1
@abbafan69 I feel that way for real!! Makes me sad for the weekend to come now  I console myself with otalia marathons though hehehe 0 1
@leeannekenny    I like that....reminds me of the assume one.....ie never assume...it makes an ass out of u and me!    avagoodweegend! 0 1
@getdirtydianne oh geez...i don't know what to say.  0 1
@deiashadows Hey!  Vote for @TomFelton! He's currently in 3rd place! http://bit.ly/votetom spread the word! Vote as many times as you can 0 1
@milad_21 I hope so!! cause I already decided to get it!! It looks AWESOME! If it works as they advertise!!!  0 1
putting on my nurse hat, Megan is sick again  0 1
Oh no, it's Friday. Only got 3 days left till school starts.  0 1
I weight 182lbs!!! Why???  0 1
Was supposed 2b at wrk at 9 woke up at 902! raced here. hair unstraightened no makeup yeckk lol have a super day all  0 1
I WILL LEARN HOW TO DO IT JUST WATCH  0 1
@davenavarro6767 I hope if you do this Tues that I can answer in time  Its my bestest's B-day &amp; she would shit if I told her we were goin 0 1
@x3Lara  hey     do ya where miley is going to [in germany]? 0 1
@captainahoge Know that I'm here for support  ttyl 0 1
@Denkar1891 I heard my name.... Hi, future Twitter-Gym Buddy  0 1
@changndk Estarei com voc�  0 1
@mkbkrthebkmkr you didn't get my text?!  0 1
@ work , raining day  2 day of darkness 0 1
watched the new moon trailer for about 8 times gonna watch again  0 1
Internet Explorer debugging failed  0 1
@b_club  Right there with ya Tay  0 1
The Pet Shop Boys rock  0 1
@xpianogirl why?  0 1
Going to my sisters graduation.  0 1
@drambliuko Sweet! Always happy to see someone start using Linux  0 1
@stevencarrier  you're leaving!! 0 1
#murphy strikes  part 4: It is very sunny, and very warm ( 25C ) on a public holiday. But I have to work  0 1
@prepchik07 i know!! lol not much at all  lol you? x 0 1
@mrskutcher ur awesome  0 1
@shinskydadon @crystalsimeoni this woop woop thing o' yours is interesting  0 1
@thehomelessmind semangaaatt! Maliq gitu loh. hehee.  0 1
@mootoo tenfans must stick 2gether on the ttt website &amp; twitter  0 1
Okay, off to watch True Blood. Maybe Velvet Goldmine again after.  0 1
watching some television &amp; hitting the hay! back tomorrow  0 1
@redyelllow I would? Like to see the ruins movie, that is. Depends on the time/place, tho, what with my kids  0 1
@ilng hahaha yea we have long known abt that not so secret desire of yours. i dunno Tan, im cool netime  after d 4day wedding i had! u bz 0 1
@oOoshecutee : lmao , 'cus niquhs aintt shitt --dudes can have my &lt;3. buh then aqain i dont need _clyde ; ima' boss --soo fuxck uh bonnie  0 1
wants to go to warped tour  must go buy tickets!! 0 1
@ylscrew 16  0 1
Im still feelin' kinda betrayed, I guess. Dont worry Ill build a bridge and get over it.  Its Like I do a lot for them and them none 4 me! 0 1
@tiarangers40 twitt datinglol? intnet dting didnt work for me... how it going for you? hope its working out for you hun  0 1
@tommcfly you shouldnt leave rio today  0 1
&quot;The shorter way to do many things is to do only one thing at a time&quot; (W.A. Mozart) - how it's true!  0 1
I really hated my cat today  poptwiz: do I keep a potentially dangerous and aggressive cat? But he is so awesome! Most of the time. Blah. 0 1
has decided that when she grows up she is going to be a wedding planner that bakes  medicine, schmedicine! 0 1
@goldymom well lucky u to look younger than u actually r!  what's ur secret ;-): @goldymom well lucky u to loo.. http://tinyurl.com/qasojl 0 1
watching bolt and then bed... driving back to tampa tomorrow!!!!  0 1
@niqa86 Thank You Thank You Thank You!! Ill be watching it tonight then. ooohhh Im so excited  0 1
@mherduwynn &lt;chuckle&gt;  You have a good point.  It's those pesky followers putting him in such a glorious and wondrous light.  /eyeroll   0 1
@cuthut Thanks for following  (im new) 0 1
@Lady_Twitster ah so is mine, and my housework is being neglected!  0 1
Thinks that the kahala mall is wayto confusing  0 1
Just applied to be made.  0 1
Watching the making of 1 vs 100 ok Xbox LIVE. Looks like a lot of fun.  hopfully it's coming to the UK soon. 0 1
im bout ready for a tat, but im scared its gone hurt  0 1
Home. Had uni today, got results back :HD, YEHHH!   Its been 3 yrs, why am i always thinking of the wat ifs? 0 1
got my first speeding ticket EVER...and not happy about it  0 1
@Grenhilda Wait til appropriate time &amp; try it !  0 1
@Spunk_Ransom_09 alright yea its cute. I guess this proves we havent corrupted them all. sorry spunk  0 1
just came back from a family get togethor, had a great great timee   now im tired haha night x 0 1
I just dyed my hair. I'm excited to see the result!  0 1
Ok now I'm really leaving. Night  0 1
@AbbyHart yet another thing I'm not able to do to get girls  0 1
Damn I failed in my assassination attempt on Louis  re: http://ff.im/3mrIM 0 1
is doing her music project  so bored... 0 1
has saved Australia's economy from falling into a recession with his recent shopping sprees... A thank you will be appreciated...  0 1
Aww puppies!  0 1
Let another lovely week begin.  &lt;-- forced smile this Monday morning. 0 1
You know you are a geek when you thought the highlight of the video started at 2:15 http://digg.com/d1tsVp ... someone help me!  0 1
fuckin cold  0 1
LOTD reunion/viewing party +20 actors recreating zombie Thriller while watching?=EPIC WIN! What a great night!  #Zombies 0 1
@tweetermass @pedro_xxl You can come and play in my conservatory ! Or maybe Norwich Arts Centre. C'mon, you can't blame me for trying  0 1
@ark0626 I'm good how r u doin?  0 1
Can't sleep...too flippin' much on my mind...  0 1
At dinner with an amazing person i like to call Mom  0 1
@KissaHasRSD do you like true blood? I loved it. I dont have hbo anymore though  0 1
Wants YOU to go to the 8, 8:30, or 11 am service at Missouri United Methodist Church tomorrow! I'll be preaching!  0 1
just voted for @katyperry ´s Kitty Purry  0 1
http://twitpic.com/4dz2g - And one more picture for Days of Camelot.  0 1
@carodelight ot's all gonna be ok. Bytheway, we may have swimming pool in a month  0 1
@dougiemcfly good morning dougie  0 1
@lessherger Oh, how I wish. I need to use my imagination to get through the night without an ipod...or any desire to be here.  0 1
@KimKardashian Whaaaa'? You were just in Fresno?! Ohmygosh, can't believe i missed you.  0 1
@jim_sterling that sir, is correct  0 1
Is stoked about getting to hang with the radest, my fav @SarahCakeHug!  Church tomorrow is gonna pwn!  Happy boy right here.  0 1
@dougiemcfly you are gorgeous, please reply to me, i looove youu  x, 0 1
is loving how much she got to sleep in today.  Getting ready for church now. 0 1
@compelledtoread Oh man, I envy you more than you will ever know. Us normal folk have to wait until September.  0 1
By the way, I almost forgot! There's an article about twitter in a maltese magazine  0 1
I'm trying to figure out how this new twitter app works on my phone I'm very confuesed right now and that's not good  0 1
@giaaaa lol same! , em not too much thansk, yourself  0 1
@Marieblue17 Yeah I know.  No curly hair. I'll have to wait for cc or an EP or something. 0 1
@IndiaNkiru sure send me your resume. I'm a sociologist. I do research and public speaking  0 1
Nice evening, but feeling ill now  0 1
Exams coming up in 2 days :s not looking forward it  0 1
@ddlovato, Your Awesome! I love to draw you! I hope you will ever see it! (: http://twitpic.com/4lvns I hope you'll come soon to Holland!  0 1
spending time with mommys lil man  jollyranchers are freakin awesome.. yummy 0 1
@ohdanib when you're about hun, can you activate followers on your blog so I can stalk you, thanks  xxx 0 1
Sure is ronery in the car at 7am with no way to listeb to anything.  0 1
@mynameisJabee I need to add u on myspace....my PDA lonngggggg gone and i have ZERO contacts.  0 1
Karaoke is shit. If you can't sing then stay sitting down!  0 1
Have gotta try it out flaxseeds in cookies  0 1
@ryangregg Jokes really get a lot of milage on you.  0 1
needs to sleep na. my tooth is aching very badly. (tears) GOODNIGHT GUYS  http://plurk.com/p/y5sev 0 1
okay leaving office..dm me anything cool, important or ridiculously funny!  0 1
Good Morning Tweeties  0 1
misses someone terribly    0 1
@TeamTSwift TUT! your never online same time as me anymore  0 1
gooooood mornin` vietnam  0 1
@alex_d13 bugger - the other @e2conf keynotes are 10pm our time  0 1
@sarahacoustical ya i like em.I know but I can't go  I would DIE to see Simple Plan, but I cant take the time off.So im seein MT instead 0 1
What a great day  Not looking forward to studying tomorrow though! 0 1
Very sad  Continental flight #61 pilot dies in-flight from Belgium to US. Crew safely takes over 0 1
@thevikas yeah !neither my S5700...!  0 1
scratch that, we'll be having McD instead  0 1
@chiah OMG I missed you! I must have walked past the google booth like 10 times  0 1
@snedwan hehehehe... gotta love a good fart  0 1
Well, now I offically know how to put the chain back on my bike.  10 minute 'penalty' at the tri!   0 1
finally passed @Vicky_T in followers  ... anonymous followers ftw! 0 1
@mcleodg busy in a great way   Working on some new training for my guys now.  What do you think of the new apple game thingy I hear about? 0 1
@prdude my sister was a pregnant teen...he forgot to pull out  0 1
@LouisS I love Toronto &amp; Sci Center, miss McLaughlins Planetarium  now closed. Did you go into the ROM? It's great. 0 1
I'm sad. someone stole the front of my cars radio and now i can't listen to tunes  0 1
@yellowduckx I found out that there's gonna be 12 ep of atashinchi  im just like looking all over for ep 7 0 1
That's cool man... It happens...  0 1
AAAHHHHH ! WANNA SALE MY CAR ! No one want that shit !  are u interested ? 0 1
After work that is. Not sure if I'll have the time though.   At least the dress fits, even if it is a work out to zip it that last 1/4 &quot; 0 1
I'm more tired then I should be, eyes r worn out- nite time 4 me  hope you all out in the twitterverse sleep well. and yep NO movies today 0 1
Sitting under a tree with sean and audra  lovely day, we saw my puppy  0 1
is ready for confederations cup!  0 1
Man what a long day it was for me! I didn't even get a chance to twitter until now  0 1
We can't link our router to someone elses.  0 1
@MaverickNY yes, it was sad but inevitable I am afraid  0 1
@barkworthynews Thanks. I look forward tweeting with you  0 1
pollen is not nice to me  but I found a nice picture on som http://tinyurl.com/dhj6xw 0 1
@xxxkairixxx He is not in pain I think thats just something to make his skin sparkle cause you know he whole vampire shiny in sun thing  0 1
@srslylia I'm so sad I missed it  0 1
@_annie2 I actually do, I don't feel sick anymore.  0 1
I want a haircut.  0 1
Hey everybodi  0 1
ate sum hip hop chicken, did a devotion annnnndddd im calm haha, tonight still suckd tho but ths is a good way to end it  0 1
http://twitpic.com/6nlye - Pre-birthday presents from sis.Pretty patterned sling bags. Suitable for uni! Thanks alot  0 1
@ohsobentley noooooooooooooo dont leave me  lol. west coast is just as bad. prices and traffic wise 0 1
@Staceyfrancis..Your in my prayers mama..Have a safe flight!  xoxo 0 1
Well, @tyyylerr i haven't tweeted you in forever.  0 1
Joanna got her first speeding ticket  In better news - Hangover is fucking FUNNYYYY go see it. 0 1
thankful to be introduced to the industry so humbly. will always hold on to my roots...thx dad  0 1
So incredibly happy  going to bed wearing a huge smile  i.l.d. &lt;3 0 1
still searching for Emily Procter...I gave up on the They Kiss Again season finale, btw  it was taking too long... 0 1
Sigh. Thanks for ruining my birthday #Mets  0 1
You're playing some lushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh tracks tonight blip.fm   ♫ http://blip.fm/~7rc8p 0 1
@bareilles Your own kid? OMG, that seems early. Good luck with that though.  0 1
@Jakesmom02 no , my grandmas 70th .. I laughed  0 1
Not getting much done this week since I've been called for jury duty  0 1
feeling so god damn poorly  0 1
HAPPY FATHERS DAY!! ...my dad didn't even answer when i called tho  lol 0 1
My friends made me join twitter.. so here i am  hows everyones day so far? 0 1
@NJ_ecoli i didn't want it to end   i heard the japanese version isn't as good, you'll have to tell me.  korean movie night this summaaa. 0 1
I love looking through old pictures. Im going to start scrapbooking so i could do it everyday  0 1
all alone at work....and its freezin cold  0 1
@mileycyrus: that would be cool, lady gaga is awesome  0 1
Happy 19th birthday to my girl @_freefree_ , cant make it to spring rolls cus Im done work at 10   Hope you have a good one! 0 1
My foot is swollen  0 1
@lisaxjbx3 Goodnight is not on the trending topics.  lol 0 1
@celinieee Oh... Found it! ?I thought you downloaded it. Thanks!  0 1
Didn't win anything at bingo  0 1
@TaylorHale soon, maybe you can get some  0 1
@distantsignals kahjuks mitte  0 1
Has susan boyle not died yet? Shame.  0 1
u eat the egg and use ur pen as a pick. yeah dad great joke *cough* love him  x 0 1
midnight rendezvous to wal-mart. i can't wait!  0 1
@p4ula I think all HTC devices are charged over mini-USB - my X1 is too and I know the Touch Diamond is too.. but it surely is awesome   0 1
Can't sleep!!  watching the fugitive love that movie 0 1
Just got done watching the Mexican with Brittani....Now I am watching Juno,  0 1
@Dameunited am coming home from Crete  it's 32 degrees outside already too ..... The pool is calling but have to resist 0 1
aww how sad to see eedy die  0 1
@markygk just bought one  0 1
@ GaryJrBoston aww...i want fajitas &amp; ritas  sad http://bit.ly/ZjDcy 0 1
Has just finished work for the dae and is now typing this @ the internet kiosk in centralworld. Can't wait to go home on wed  0 1
gotta get ready for school now byebye twitter for 7 facking hourz   ahh  bahaha...once i get home imma read all the interesting tweets! XD 0 1
@justjennyxo @dawniecahill thankyouuu  0 1
@magazinemama I have NEVER in my entire life sat in the trolley!  How lucky are you?!  Enjoy!!   0 1
@robertbravery no hey ! I will be up all night coding a site  0 1
@loganbusche ughh take one of my pictures and make it cool like your background is. im such a plain jane  0 1
@carazelaya  thx to follow me. mind to intro?  0 1
Hanging out with the fam  0 1
One more dance left  then out 2 eat with my family cuz there awsome 4 comin 2 it!!! 0 1
@missannajane ooohh but a GOOD &quot;D&quot; and well worth it!!! Whoever came up with that one is a genius  0 1
where did everyone go?! just coz its friday doesn't mean you can go live your life outside home and not talk to me hahaha  0 1
Home! Watching the Bachelorette  0 1
Mr @Mattjarryastley has gone now  but on the plus side just got an email back from phil! Thank god! 0 1
i have absolutely no energy to load the last little bit into the truck.  0 1
@secret_weapon84    ... I guess I'll like that SOMEDAY, but not now! no wonder i can't find a decent guy, they all think i'm 16! 0 1
Misses the good old days!  0 1
@PawzToClawz  would love to, but chasing some deadlines this weekend, maybe another night? thanks for the offer though  0 1
@PixieElla lol thats cool  yeah you should study lol, but I guess im not helping, distracting you n all XD 0 1
@doesthishurt im not laughing at you, honest  0 1
@marieiris good morning btw  0 1
@TorrenceG Hey, &quot;I'm so not mean, you just don't know me that's all,&quot; LOL!  0 1
@burcuakyol  Nice  It has been raining non-stop for 2 days here. There are severe weather warnings over parts of the UK! 0 1
@caseysevenfold he sure is  0 1
We're playing HUB festival Saturday 23rd May if people wanna come down and check us out  0 1
@bvansomeren Yep just been a busy week  0 1
@Jennifalconer possible yes  shes got talent 0 1
@KendraRayL go to settings, devices &amp; add ur number &amp; then just txt from ur phone  i hope that helped.. haha  &lt;3 0 1
Hiyoooo! Ed McMahon dead at 86.  http://ff.im/4kMFf 0 1
Sleepover...it like 12 almost 1  were talking by txting 0 1
Dang i didnt find what i needed!  Oh well! Till next yr. 0 1
@November11_2011 i always wish at 11:11.(: care to tell me what this thing is about ?  0 1
Maths exam(s) done!!! xD T'was easy too! Bonus!! ( &lt;&lt; I hope I don't regret saying that wen I get results!) Now watching This Morning  0 1
@zininkleur Too many complaints  so now only subtle green touch, don't like the sight of a green overall haze although the advantages is.. 0 1
Headed to bed! Had a amazing time tonight at the MAE show with my girl  http://twitpic.com/6bdvs 0 1
@animedancer87 LOL Great story about the Sno-cone machine caused by @biancabarnett who mentioned Jem and the Halograms some tweets back  0 1
@Munchkiss Nah... Juz a really slow day  0 1
@conem u can let it reign  am an anarchist monarchist, so chaos goes with the territory 0 1
@JenJeaHaly yey  and resi is mint too, i find i only play burnout for a little bit, its good but only in chunks. 0 1
@Mattkean Kappy 24th Matt. Have a good one.  0 1
@JonathanRKnight You are too funny!! I don't know where I'll get my laughs if you stop twittering! So please don't.   0 1
@KellyOlexa Nice! What do you put it down to? (the explosion?) Loving the awesomeness  I'm sweet! I feel so good lately. Crushing it =  0 1
@waynehager Grace is always a great subject  0 1
Is it too late for me to take Ed's spot on the #bachelorette?  0 1
So those earrings I bought yesterday WERE NOT STERLING SILVER thanks liars...now my ears are semi infected.  0 1
@missgsu I'm hungry too..  wonder what's 4 breakfast.. prolly cereal 0 1
just went on a walk with the niece, nephew, and the puppy  0 1
@tommcfly definatly option one  x 0 1
Awww damn it. I burned the roof of my mouth on hot pizza again  0 1
Going home to Carmel today...to study all weekend  Thanks A311. 0 1
feeling helpless when pets are ill!  give my best to give them a great life... 0 1
studying geology for a test tomorrow...i gotta be at gca by 8  0 1
@sailorscorpio  happy mothers day to you too!! 0 1
Isn't the sunshine lovely??  0 1
@Desir80s  Nothing?  0 1
@Merilyy I agree, they do that here too  what's the use then, right..? 0 1
Schooling it now.  0 1
Watching Boys Town. Dino Impreial is such a beeeeeyotch. I love him!  0 1
@smanjunath @karthikbr can't you see that  face?  0 1
@beforeyoufallx *sigh* it seems you have got to bed  we've been playing phone ping pong all day 0 1
@ebonyprincess10 we love you too!!  fun night for sure!!! see you on sunday for wonderful church!! ive missed it so much! 0 1
@jordanknight uhoh  your bro's way down on that list tho..  we gonna have to start tweet bombing jonathan and get his stats up  hahaha 0 1
is watching extreme home make over and has a bad tummy ache  0 1
On the way SSC. Little bit headache  and my nose still full of ingus haha so that my ears got disturbed too 0 1
@heygerardo CLIFF CAFE. come pick me up  0 1
@JON_WAIN yea my tuesdays coming to an end and urs is coming to a beginning  get some sleep homie. sweetdreams. 0 1
@sabotek How's your loaf?! Btw, do you have the instructions typed up already? The website is down  0 1
Friend @lets_be_bread is the best example of Lutheran awesomeness ever- He won 2nd prize in a drag pageant yesterday! So pretty.  0 1
@daviesgravey who from the mayhem crew is @kkej827 and whycome they don't love me  lol 0 1
GM EVERY1! Aww@iheartema cant wait. Keep us updated  0 1
I will be missing my daddy on fathers day  &lt;Cutie Pie&gt; 0 1
@Shay_Marie lol I def missed it but nobdy is listening to me either  0 1
@claudiajordan Nice! Elise rolled out  Thas wassup! Have fun, ladies! 0 1
@Thicknsexy954 rotfl! Next to the 25 cent soda machine?! Lol I got sum juicy juice instead  0 1
yeAH escuchando el Album Blando de The Beatles...  0 1
Man Utd in new shirt sponsor deal (won by Aon Corporation ), An Indian Company Sahara India was in the race too, Hard Luck !  0 1
Why would anyone want to kill Jimmy Carter?? I dont get it.  0 1
says happy Monday!!  http://plurk.com/p/z76nq 0 1
@officialTila grip some shots and throw them back.. let loose and have fun... Enjoy the week   Tequila!! 0 1
@ShamazingSarah: I love that movie  0 1
@candacebee ur too funny  0 1
just ordered the new TV... it has only taken several weeks to find the right one at the right price.  0 1
@hyperoot left smoking.. hate redbull - Water bournivita ; laughing.. my manager asked 3 questions already  0 1
cant wait to move out!  0 1
mad that the lakers won  damn. 0 1
@PrincessSonshu Aww. Thanks there!  0 1
Right....lets get to it....another day, another 24 hours to get through.... onwards and upwards!!!  0 1
i miss veronica and logan  0 1
I JUST SAW A SHOOTING STAR!  0 1
stuck repairing a PC when it's gorgeous and sunny  0 1
@KSdaisy 1000 tweets!?!  Why does that not surprise me?   0 1
@Rebecca_M morning, Rebecca ... yes, just happened to me; update failed ...  0 1
Really bored and lonely. Playin on the itouch wish i had something to do  0 1
@GangStarrGirl yoooo! whats crackalackin!! :-* Good Mornin!  0 1
party party party lets all get wasted!  0 1
Haha Just Saw MTO they are so wrong about Jordin..haha they don't know anything correct. Well atleast it's not negative..love Jordin  0 1
@xKAYAKx Well done to you too  0 1
i just finished editing my site.  i love it! 0 1
The little wormy from labyrinth sadly passed away today but its ok as hes still around in a happy ghost form aww  http://twitpic.com/67aim 0 1
Okay, fuck the penthouse and douchebag living style. I want to live like Levi Maestro!  Living the good life in L.A.! Me wants. 0 1
Maddie succeeded in jamming two DVD's in the Mac at once.  Had to operate.  Saved the machine but lost the rental disc  doh! 0 1
@lancearmstrong you're edging towards 1,000,000 followers!  0 1
@ElkaBr My day was ok,little boring but ok.Yeah,twitter had some problems the last days.It sucks!Ops  0 1
@FUCKCITY It's okayy, any idea when you are next touring?  Beth x 0 1
Sleep...finally!!! Work @ 7am though  0 1
--@followtajh ...u be acting mad prada cuz u hang wit them pretty boys  0 1
Ohh! It's a nice moon  0 1
@GordLacey ah OK. Love your site, BTW.  Still waiting for the day you tell me &quot;Cafe Americain&quot; or &quot;Wonder Years&quot; are on the way. LOL. 0 1
@ixtumea Brooks Shanara series was good, but didn't grab me the way Landover did. Can't wait!  0 1
@tamstyles Yes I did!! I am loving that bag on your blog. How is L.A.M.B.'s handbag quality? Never picked up one for myself -- yet!. Haha  0 1
@zackalltimelow come on friday? Its totally awesome  0 1
I'm staring at my prom dress and I miss it... I want to wear it again.  I want to have another 'im pretty' day like Thursday. boohoo 0 1
@daniel_hautjobb Dark chocolate is your destiny. Search your heart, you know it to be true! Come over to the dark side  0 1
Another day of intense running and tennis... hopefully it all pays off  womens final in the morning Safina vs. Kuznetsova!  Go Sveta!!!! 0 1
Listening to LOL smiley face by @SongzYuuup , my nigga Gucci and @souljaboytellem this shit go stupid hard. Gucci be snappin. lol  0 1
Is getting mad. What did i do? I didn't study last night! I need their help! Help me guys!  0 1
watchin the devil wears prada  0 1
Horrible start to the day; got to work 20 mins late  0 1
Addicted to @THEmandymoore 's i could break your heart any day of the week  0 1
Trying to think of vid ideas  0 1
RIGHT, I muuuuuuuust go now  Night night you bunch of sweethearts, sleep well. kisskiss. xxxxxxxx 0 1
@pythons its all good  0 1
Of course today I WANT to go to the market, but they're not open.   Roast chicken and I don't know what... 0 1
goood morning world   0 1
@rockyeah im a girl  0 1
Geography coursework  0 1
@taylorswift13 did something happen tonight? Your voice didnt sound good.  0 1
@lee_jordan thanks for the advice. Don't worry I have plenty of sunscreen.  0 1
WOOT!!! daddy bought me new ipod speakers!! now i dont have to steal his!! hehe  0 1
reading STL (Josuttis ) in an attempt to systematize my patched knowledge on the subject  0 1
@minnyyy yay  we were talking about a holiday one year for us swimmers lol camping or something how jokes would that be? 0 1
has just eaten a very unpleasant apple doughnut  0 1
is missing her best friend..... and i only saw them this afternoon  How sad am I!!!! 0 1
 Man looking at my cousins only remind me how old I've gotten lol 0 1
#Goodsex is doing everymove i do in a dance witha man in bed  0 1
@hannahnicole11 NO WAY!!!!! so freakin' jealous! like right now? i hate you!!!  memba' that? lol fun times... take pictures! 0 1
@MomtoBrady @julialadewski @MomtoTSN @crunchymommy73 @shanhoorn I cannot seem to find one that will hold my massive boobs  0 1
Just leaving the beach. We had an awesome time. Even tho i had an ear ache all day.  0 1
doesnt have a job no more  0 1
Today I am going to watch my daughter play in her first ever high school game.  0 1
doing revision for RS tommorow  0 1
Well, of course, many more things other than #iranelection; the Asian tsunami, wars in Iraq, famine in Africa, where ppl hv suffered  0 1
Please go and vote for me... http://bit.ly/fP04b   It's really quite sad that I don't have more votes  0 1
@shannonmelliott I hope ur ok, thinking about u  0 1
@countblackpearl   see you later today ... hope all is well with you and your family  0 1
Gina, did it knock any sense into you?    HA 0 1
@ Jabari I agree. Convinence is Key. GENIUS!  0 1
@Jonasbrothers alright guys i'm watching just for yall  my dad was like &quot;why do you want to watch sports center?&quot; lol 0 1
Soo bummed out I didn't go to the gym today  but glad to watch I'm a celebrity get me out of here!! 0 1
@indakno yea, yea, yea...I'm sooo down right now!  0 1
@destroytoday oh, lol... will dm  0 1
i hate how slow the live feed of @thetonyawards is  0 1
&quot;Why does Alanna get to stay up late?&quot; -Aedon...  0 1
On the bus to that starting line, after an hour wait.  http://ifinishinthedark.com 0 1
Got cheese under my nail  0 1
is a savior of cow bags and child car seats, I'll post more about it tomorrow. Six flags  0 1
@gcoghill Fellow knee sufferer here - I thought cycling was helping, turns out there are limits to that kind of 'help'  0 1
The neon party was an amazing success, Thank you Ariel  and Happy Birthday to um, whoevers birthday it was... Tonight was perfect. 0 1
@SamuelHorler not quite sure in a funny mood haha  0 1
@andyclemmensen andy, i NEED to know about the signed sway sway on shortstack.com.au  can istill get it, cos you only put it up on the 5th 0 1
I need a friend right now  , I feel like mmmm ... sosad  0 1
@mileycyrus I tried voting 4 ya but the site willonlylet ya vote for best movie, That sucks so how r we gonna vote 4 u? Boo Hoo  reply plz 0 1
@reesnicole suggest any good dramas tho if u think of sum. I been in a tear jerker movie kinda mood  0 1
hopes he doesn't regret leaving his umbrella at work  0 1
Well That Mini Blackout Was Fun!! I'd be lost with out electricity  LOL. 0 1
just had lunch. FUUULLL!  0 1
@nwjerseyliz they actually are somewhat. Used to have to scrub a bit to get them off when my kids were little  0 1
@MrRant not really tbh - well apart from doin bugger all - really need a night out tho  lol 0 1
A little kid is walking past my window wearing insane squeaking shoes. Annoyingly cute  #fb 0 1
Dad is getting on my nerves so bad.  0 1
Finally home and I get to shower in our own house tonight!  0 1
http://twitpic.com/6p6gy - He's had a big day  0 1
@washinthesink yes dear, I managed the drag my wonderful ass in  0 1
@CameronJNP  :'( But u were doing something gooood  0 1
@Cornelieke reading CVs today - found yours  0 1
that's 6.00am in the morning  0 1
well...i'm about to leave for a second time this evening. now driving to harburg. insane? NO. convinced?...maybe!  off. &quot;see&quot; you °__° 0 1
Hair fail.  Guess I go back next week.  0 1
Hello my twitter peeps!  jess I totally waited 6 mins after. Hahahaha 0 1
Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death. -Harold Wilson  0 1
@ThisIsRobThomas So happy the first show got announced  Miss road-tripping so much to see you perform. It's getting real  0 1
i wish there was a krispy kreme near by so i can go and get my free doughnut that they are giving out today   0 1
@BawldGuy that post hit the spot. How can you beat &quot;self righteous dung&quot;  0 1
jus woke up feel good, back in london, left the sunny moroccan weather back 2 work &amp; paaaaarty  0 1
What do you people want from me   0 1
I'm having a very bad time, trying to get my Dad a chimenea for fathers day  any other suggestions?? 0 1
- Five in the morn and am awake wiv a migraine  0 1
At my jury summons  I hope this isn't ALL day 0 1
@peterfacinelli By the way Loved you in &quot;can't hardly wait&quot;  and of course in Twilight you're amazing! 0 1
Damn this Monday is sooo wearing me down!  0 1
F&amp;@3k!! I just deleted my ipod library!  Why am I such a spaz today. What a nightmare. 0 1
@techfunky don't know... it was definitely after 4am. i'm up since 9am. sooo tired.  0 1
@danamorphic I was just wondering... what do you think it would take to persuade Audi to let someone test drive the R8?  0 1
Aw I miss my old house  0 1
@annadell  too old?! That sucks... 0 1
@probles that's a good one, although it may have got 90%+ of the votes  0 1
So. insanely. tired. Crawling into bed with a movie (The Lake House), a heat pack, and a silenced phone.  0 1
WOW its warm! sunbathing on my trampoline  0 1
@allmyownteeth umm sounds good but a bit bulky for my likin. I like a more compact, glued to the bends type car. Ohh, i miss my drivin  0 1
@LITTLEWINDMILL yeah omg, I miss talking about our ventures in Hawaii  0 1
@perezhilton subo�s second, but won anyway  0 1
@adampolselli thanks skappy!  miss u so much! the vegas isn't the same without u  0 1
@_CrC_ sending birthday wishes from the middle of Michigan! Have a blessed day!  0 1
Naiya's dog on her dad's side got put down yesterday. We and that dog had some memories...its so sad  0 1
Wishing everyone a great Sat. I'm checking out for now!  0 1
I am really annoyed about my Joe glasses!!  0 1
http://twitpic.com/67m0s - I quite love her  0 1
@WinterDaisy We can buy raisins and sultanas, but sultanas are what we use more.  Night, sleep well   Let you know how my curry goes ;) 0 1
Great weekend ahead, bbq's, birthdays, bubbly! And off over to Cowes later for dinner with the gang  0 1
is having a major soar throat.  0 1
@DonnieWahlberg Okay! (simulated marching)...I will be journeying on to Irvine &amp; Vegas. No waffle house here in So. Cal for facetime  0 1
Today is Natl Donut Day! Get a free donut at Dunkin Donuts w/purchase of any beverage. We only have one DD and its at 7000 W Military Dr  0 1
@danwarp Sounds like you're all having a lot of fun! I wish I could come and meet everyone! But I live all the way in Australia  Oh well. 0 1
@overmysoulradio aw, no  i wish i were there  0 1
enjoying the day with my birthday boy  0 1
off to work  Be home at 11...YUCK! 0 1
Day 2 @ The FIU Library . Carol &amp; I just planned our graduation backpacking trip abroad for 05/2010.. yay!!!  0 1
@queenneon I have classes tomorrow till 9 your time  0 1
NOPE. my bad! @selmgomez &amp; @selgomez are both fakes  its @selenagomez hunnys! 0 1
@BeaWise  Boo. *gives you a bottle of feel-better* 0 1
@bryanhughes Thanks a LOT - I owe you a virtual beer!   0 1
around and then goin with sar bear  0 1
@xTheLonelyGodx Opening my birthday presents. Henceforth, am very excited.  0 1
Just came home from a frat party. i got gang raped  0 1
@SylvieSOfasho I'm a Gemini !!!  0 1
@piecemeapart bestie? call me  0 1
Work sucks! I'm booooored!  0 1
NOOOooooo... Didn't get to see the end of GoW3!!  0 1
@ChrisFilter Heh very good.  0 1
@LOOKitsLAUREN He actually caught one for me in LV. But it escaped  They don't like me as much as I like them - http://twitpic.com/63kmp 0 1
@RayDollars lol yes again  imma go to bed soon and spend some time with my titties. lmao 0 1
At work in the office. Only 5 hours left  x 0 1
hmm bored was talking to katelyn on the phone and dinki hehe  love ya paris hilton your awesome 0 1
@stephenpond or go to Vegas.  just stay away from trouble. Don't do anything ur momma won't be proud of. 0 1
chillin  0 1
Amazing performance today .. I can finally say, that Im proud of myself  haha 0 1
class = done! java city to the rescue since my cupboards are empty and i have no coffee  0 1
@shaunmichaelb yeah pz2 . party together .  and u ? 0 1
@Ajdydasco YUUUP, I'm back in the Z so you'll be seeing me  0 1
the damn cold n sneeze r back   0 1
@heatherdedona I wish Seesmic or Tweet Deck had a &quot;friend&quot; search like Facebook where it starts auto-populating. Would help my memory!  0 1
Clothes NOT fitting!!!!   so frustrating   WTF is goin ooonnnn???? 0 1
Special mention for the new Mean Girl @LemonsAreSour... welcome her! &amp; if you're not already, FOLLOW HER!! Night  0 1
@tommcfly We US McFly fans are screaming for attention #USAWantsMcFly... We speak English... No offense to fans that don't  0 1
JACKET?????? who needs a freaking jacket? REALLY wish i could kip in the sun though.  0 1
@omg_pichu Oak had some nice nuts. He never shared any nuts though.  0 1
ignoring malls and dedicating her time for family this weekend, isn't that sweet  0 1
@90210organics You're not helping... lol.  I know. 3 can be really reeeeally bad. He's kicking it off just right then. 0 1
@heidimontag lol I kant believe cam got beat upp sooo embarasssiiiin  0 1
Shit. Watching House marathon on USA. It's that recent one. With Meat Loaf. You know...*that* one.   Actually going to the library soon. 0 1
guuuuuuuuuh  my body is aching so much.  i dont even wna go down stairs kuss it hurts too much. 0 1
@shaundiviney@shaunjumpnow whoa... disturbing stuff  0 1
@F1Malaysia I hope Vettel remembers his team orders!   0 1
@jemor12 i heard that was really funny  tho  0 1
Lots of views but no &quot;i like it&quot; votes or comments  Geez I hope my story isnt that bad?  http://whrrl.com/story/show/2227 0 1
Working on my Mythology power point. Agh I wish it was finished already  0 1
#spymaster thanks for the hit list, I know who'll be moving up on it when does it refresh again? 24h? Oh good me on top of most killed  0 1
I need Ashleigh so much right now. I miss her  0 1
is getting slowly drunk by myself  what an exciting life i lead 0 1
@shaawasmund I'd recommend @matslofgren - he works wonders with Wordpress and other blogs  0 1
stop making assumptions about me when you dont even fucking know me!  haha stupid bitches. thanks for defending me, matthew. 0 1
@calliebot  i hope miley isn't there at the altanta one. i'll go puke, then cry. haha. 0 1
@Edwardo01  I went to vote for you but I couldn't find you  0 1
@EMMA_MCOADFM_D Thanks! It was a fun night.  0 1
When you have to do with 3rd party there's always a lot of waiting involved... Why? ( I already know the answer  ) 0 1
@alexisamore Sorry to hear about your dog  0 1
woot The Dark Knight at 3:35am on channel 82 HBO  0 1
Everyone remember to be safe tonight!!! Mind your surroundings and drink responsibly  0 1
OMG I missed BB AGAIN!!  0 1
Okay.  Decision time.  Canon XT for $300 (no macro lens) or Canon XTi with Macro lens for $450? Need to decide today  0 1
@TimCAD Love today's comic. I do pull that on people that annoy me sometimes (and I am really deaf here)  0 1
uhmm I actually so this thing here xD And I eat something Oo Cookies yummy yummy  0 1
comparing twitter n plurk... i think plurk nicer than this... sorry...  0 1
Ooooh.  Generic Variance  Me likey!  To bad its vs 2010 and we're just now switching to 2008  0 1
@givebackmycd fell off a couch... lol i was pretty drunk and just wasnt paying attention.. i tore all the ligaments in my ankle  0 1
@nqr Aw, thank you, honey.  But for once it isn't me.    It's a community I'm in that we're all watching.  Thank you for your concern, tho 0 1
is wondering why the initial release of #jboss Infinispan has codename 'starobrno'  0 1
@chixor aw so you're not going now for sure?   0 1
I can't wait to see New Moon  I'm so excited!!!! 0 1
@Mikemo327  everyone is going to be there wowzersss  0 1
is awake now, but had nightmares last night  0 1
@michaelsheen Michael you're doing the Pinter thing tomorrow yeah? I couldnt go  but wrote to you there, hope that's ok &amp; you get it! 0 1
does she not need mommy anymore??  0 1
@TCSCN I know, that's what I meant that booze was discussed. A LOT  Man that was some epic pod! You guys are the BEST! THE BEST! 0 1
@Potato_Chip awesome!! I work all day!!!  0 1
http://bit.ly/XvoWa why did they to finish with THAT song? I'm cryiing  BEAUTIFUL! 0 1
Yummy the last bite of a particularly nice corned beef sandwich seems to have mould on it. Why is it the last bite? First bite too?  0 1
@lilmissfootyfan I have added your hubby to ze list!  0 1
Made seven layer bars with walnuts for a party tonight. Forgot I'm mildly allergic to walnuts. My tongue hurts now  0 1
No traffic till we hit two lanes... Why couldn't it have lasted?  0 1
i've finally decided; it shall be the iPhone.  0 1
@cavy624 I'm glad it arrived!  0 1
had a great day yesterday  stilll don't know what this is all about, 0 1
Oh its raining, joy work is gonna be fun  0 1
is very tempted to go swimming at Tony's mom &amp; dad's today.  Too bad I had a little cold  0 1
Don went to fill my scrips.  Back to eating toast.  Got sick before leaving the qwk care. Yuk.  0 1
wishing she had money to go on a date with rob.....  0 1
@nicksohiogirl Hi Melissa!  How are you?? 0 1
Hmm.. security MUCH tighter now at CDG. 4 figures you don't want to see on the news: AF84.  On to SFO! 0 1
@shaundiviney http://twitpic.com/6qfml - awwwww  0 1
SNL;;;Manhattan tomorrow, on a mission to find Consignment Store's  0 1
just arrived in Singapore and had a great stay at Penang! Relaxing, good weather, nice guides and good times.  Now exploring Singapore! 0 1
breakfast with ryan  well hes making it lol 0 1
@victorglenn saw your pics, so awesome!  0 1
@joshthomas87 dont worry. i still think you are one of the coolest people ever!  0 1
@BarbInNebraska Awe shucks! Woo is my 5th trait so .... it comes and goes!    some days WOO better than others! 0 1
Getting over my cold and working from home  0 1
@cindyleigh if you've got a sort throat you probably need something that smells like cough syrup: Jager or Pelinkovac  0 1
urghhh i hate sports day  0 1
It's nice and sunny in NY today, time for some sightseeing and a visit to the Apple store to see if they can fix my broken G key  0 1
mneme_asu for me it's 1) strawberries, 2) corn...best parts of summer food   had my 1st fresh strawberries of the season and ate a quart! 0 1
time to change that pink avatar to something more green  0 1
Sorry but you are unable to vote  how mean 0 1
@swebsta aww that sucks  lol pretty sure it wouldnt taste good by the time it got there tho...hahaha 0 1
is on the net  0 1
@Dazzlespank @cath68 Yummmy!  Now I want a Stella and to be in Reno.   0 1
@MrsSOsbourne Hope Kelly gets better  0 1
@eemilymmay you are lucky!! I have a forensic exam first up so no sleep in for me  0 1
@mabster it's not in my list of VS editions  0 1
@ChelleisWicked Wait, I suppose that means Locke actually IS dead, then? I liked Locke  0 1
Forgot I'm seeing The Sats on Sunday! Oh boy, I'd thought I'd be well excited by now  0 1
@RODDYBOTTUM The guy filming the queue outside Brixton - what was that for? I blew him a kiss anyway. He seemed nice  0 1
@ctham AWWW, thanks!  &lt;333 0 1
@last0pendoor sorry... That's very  0 1
@suckahpunch so let us know what you find. If/when they release Twitterific 2 for Windows, I will be happy.  0 1
It is BEAUTIFUL OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!!  Getting out and enjoying the gorgeous day  0 1
im bored...and lonely.  0 1
Getting out an hour early! Hell yeah! Now I can take my time getting ready for D's party  0 1
i can has sleep now? i can't sleep  0 1
@baseballipgloss i can't watch cause i'm not in seattle.  i was just guessing lol. what did jr do? 0 1
@superwarmth My university(大学=da4 xue2) is in �?�肥  0 1
@alibalijeweller I dont know  0 1
My mama just bought me a smoothie.  0 1
@jamesmoran wish I was going  0 1
i love rob pattinson and his sexy singing voice. sleeping because my stomach hurts really badly  0 1
@GaryWGliddon Absolutely  Although I often wish there were more of it hehe 0 1
home from school....shower, dinner, make up and then im off to dancing...i have 1 hourto kill...maybe i'll go vote for JB  0 1
@aisapatajo thanks aisa  i like it too. haha! 0 1
@sxtxixtxcxh bodyglitter is a brilliant idea!! Stripper dust might be a bit much but if we'll go with it if you can rock it  0 1
even tweetdeck testen  0 1
You know what i hate? When you are marathon comic reading only to find out that part 2 of a story is in a comic you dont get  #Batman686 0 1
then getting ready for church- little brother is getting confirmed today!  0 1
cmg-lga. so glad that this is the last weekend for awhile where both friday and sunday are spent at an airport!  0 1
keyboard cat is now trendy, I did my own keyboard cat video DAYS ago and no one cared  0 1
@LauraNardella They should've called you last week if you were, unfortunately  0 1
@darwinshome the gap is a healthy 17 years  0 1
@luvlyNES I think its on sunday  0 1
wish i could get cought up on bills  0 1
oh,a new one for me  0 1
@LoriMoreno do you have a direct link?  I got lost trying to vote  0 1
@hiannie no problem, we were pretty busy during the weekend too  0 1
Got the coolest pair of socks in Boloxi..HAHA..Bouta go home..Church tomorrow..TXT ME..  0 1
Iv been told not to come back pand dont want 2 but i hav no place 2 go. Idk what 2 do yet. Im just walking but idk 2 where.  0 1
@SoMelificent  everything is all packed. i'll be shipping it tomorrow  0 1
@StealthNickChic Yea he sent one pic... So cute! Congrats to him!  0 1
Off to get Michelle her free Chick-Fil-A salad thingy, and chinese food from someplace I've never tried! We'll see if its good  0 1
It's my birthday today  Running the mile tomorrow ughh. But then choir concert  0 1
Watching the last Jay Leno  0 1
fucking tony hawk and call of duty 4-2! i missed dinner 4 this shit? wtf is wrong with me?  0 1
Ok well i'm home, the scary movie is on, in my pj's, pizza started, but where the hell are the storms?  0 1
@Dovescorner Doing pretty good. Getting ready for another hike in next day or so.  0 1
@bimbler tip top, chillin to some tunes  how bout you, up to anything cool? art have fun yesterday?? 0 1
Going to work until close wish me luck I stay awake that long  0 1
likes catch up sleep but hates the nightmares...  0 1
@mileycyrus miley your movie is super fantastic  God is Good girl!!!!!! 0 1
i have no followers  0 1
@DJWood7 wait what was very interesting?  my fave comic? vegan soul food? wolverine review on NPR? /easily confused 0 1
ALRIGHT YA'LL . .. I'M 17 MINS BEHIND SCHEDULE! GOTTA GET BACK TO THE BOOKS! ENJOY YOUR AFTERNOON EVERYONE  0 1
Telling a third person story is only embarrassing if everyone knows it is about you  0 1
@benasmith Nice.  They're open most weekends and I think you can call ahead to schedule a tour. 0 1
liner  so then she told my sister to tell me that even if i didnt qualify next year then she would still tell them to put me in cause she 0 1
@xoxallixox im in Rome with my bff her cousin and a friend of her. But I'm not having fun, I wanna go home!!  0 1
@raytoro hey ray!! i know u like videogames do u like devil may cry?  0 1
it's raining..  0 1
Hey J!!! Haha. On vacation still-relaxing, reading, enjoying sunshine! Stitches out of foot-hav 2 hav phys therapy!!  not happy bout that! 0 1
In a tent, having a little bubble trouble   lattteerrrr .h 0 1
@Omniscientia Someone else doing the clean up is always a good thing.  Thankfully we were guests at both parties. So no clean up for me  0 1
@dotcombum Thanks - did NOT sleep tight though.  Weird dreams three nights in a row.  0 1
@Shawno74  I am heading to the gym lol 0 1
@AshyJonas are you kidding me  0 1
@horrorhannah the new one will  I know how it is though - was so excited for weeks before I got mine... 0 1
@suddentwilight hmm I wonder why you can't DM me now  0 1
Now time for bed!  0 1
I miss reading the twilight saga  ha ! 0 1
I'm so ready to go home and crawl in the bed... not feeling too awesome right now!  0 1
Baha, I love scheming with Kev  0 1
doesn't know what to cook for dinner  0 1
http://twitpic.com/85k3o - I miss there  I wanna come back. It's a beautiful place, I loved it. 0 1
I feel nauseated. I don't want to take this exam.   0 1
@ilovedricoll ohhh stupid whore!! argh  well it is ok . . i love you 0 1
@mrswaggahimself tht would really b somethin  0 1
@Luxeuxx have fun at the summer jam i wish i was there!!!  0 1
Going to my final guitar lesson  then Co-Ed Softball opening game for The Bobs! Oh yeah, &amp; I'm on vacation for a week! Things looking up! 0 1
@mytvnetwork you're not even online on skype  0 1
@patrickgivesin  sorry. i love love you. kitten isn't helping things? 0 1
@Wossy Finished reading your book yesterday! When in God's name are you having a Libertines reunion on your show?!  0 1
@heyrai thank you! Hope you're having a vanglorious day as well  0 1
Creating space. Space to just be. Most of my life is busy  doing. Now I am tidying up the clutter so i can just be   Feels good. 0 1
Booked my tickets for London in June, yeah.  0 1
@bebe314: You welcome that's what I am here for  0 1
goshh man 30 followers  i feel special! lol 0 1
watching top model/talkin bout your generation/homeMADE  ah 0 1
Is fixing up her myspace and facebook  0 1
going, going, aaand gone. poor moosie fell asleep in class   http://twitpic.com/2y82y 0 1
@frankis5 Thanks. So do I.  0 1
Reverse Bungee on Sunday Can't Wait  0 1
To much to ask to have a vmware bridge coexist with a wifi-to-ethernet bridge on my PC? I just can't figure out how to make it work  0 1
sitting at home  0 1
wishing for a mac!  0 1
Grocery shopping is done. Got everything in the house before the rain started falling. Wont be seeing the sun for awhile  Night everyone! 0 1
@nicksantino ill play bass.  0 1
@Daniel2384 that's well shite, least you can access it  0 1
@ChristinaGayle Nice! Even funnier would be if you redirected the page the spammer linked to to your new post  0 1
i hate school!!! i still have 3 days after today...  0 1
I just found out my Lola went to the hospital  0 1
Bored out of my head!! Ahhh, there's nothing to do. And to make it worse, it's still raining. Geez, life sucks  0 1
My sisters hamster has the squeakiest wheel  stupid hamster. 0 1
Just found out Sharapova is out already  Will have to support Maria Kirilenko instead then. And whoever Andy Murray is playing obviously! 0 1
I don't know what kind of bunnies can heal doctor-inflicted open wounds on the bottom of feet, but if you have any lying around... oww  0 1
How hard is it to possibly have to give up a pet or two if you have to move?  0 1
i'm getting a car...but i can't drive it home...i won't even see it for 2 months  still excited though! 0 1
@MAFIACHILD Yeah, that would be cool...Too bad  I know we would all have a blast! 0 1
@audsey so did I  0 1
Home now, MGS4 later  0 1
@DRBrooklyn730 sorry  i know my english sucks   i'am portuguese 0 1
getting ready to upload photos onto fb........nutsness. yet so many pics i DIDN'T take!  0 1
Today should be a good day, Adam coming to work with me, then getting to hang out with him all night  0 1
last shopping spree  0 1
@anarawr1629 aww  that's okay, he's got peeps like us who love him ;-P 0 1
wishing bryn would tweet her coz she on a low today and mising him - doubt it will happen tho, hes too busy on youtube rather than work  0 1
@PhitchOC Sorry for the delay in tweeting back. I love when all mompreneurs support each other as it really is a tough job!  0 1
Stilll at Yankees game....Rays up one run  bottom of the 8thh 0 1
is working on developing a blog all about #PARENTING and #PLAY with young children.  Stay tuned!  Enjoy your #children!   0 1
@chelseacriner u gots* gah i cant type. psssh i ruined it  lol 0 1
@fearlessradio WELCOME TO OBLIVION  0 1
@venusgrl23 hey how can i  replay a coment in a twitter of nick  help! 0 1
@TracyReneeJones yes. why did you think i wasn't (don't worry. others have been mistaken too)  0 1
@Gen22 I'm good. Almost to work finally.  0 1
Note to self -- lacey panties -- only for the bedroom !!  0 1
@MariaTingstad Sorry for this late response, Oh I LOVE the place where I've been. It's soooo nice! You should try it when you visit Phil.  0 1
Mum kiss you  0 1
Woke up with my head literally pulsating, like it's a timebomb. Not cool at all. Taking a migraine pill, and going to lay back down.  0 1
wants my past-face  http://plurk.com/p/111hzd 0 1
@FlissTee pleasantly quiet and rainy.... we have chicken with a sort of salsa-ey coating in the slow cooker smelling nice too  0 1
@SiDawson oi, you! coming to @MTUB? it's been (ready? I'm about to use a really cool word here...) YONKS  0 1
@MaggieBrown5 dont you know where you are from?? Mayfield all the way! (unless its my dads homemade milky way!)  0 1
This little bleeder just bit my nose   http://twitpic.com/8dnxg 0 1
@DamienCripps am in heaps of pain mate - shoulder is killing me am totally incapacitated  0 1
@iLoveDarkEdward That movie is Epic. Especially the song Prudence sings. &gt;_&gt; Took me a while to get that she was gay.  I'm so clueless. 0 1
Great science site filled with experiments. Some that are edible! That's my kind of science.  http://www.madsci.org/experiments/ 0 1
My body can't take it anymore. Goodnight, Tweeps! Another busy day tomorrow.  I hope it'd only take a while this time. :| See ya. 0 1
@MyInnerSexFiend It's implied.  0 1
@CassieMcD thank you. Thass where I live  0 1
Just got back from the block party... Took entirely way too many pictures. Too many to go through.  0 1
great weekend  Wish it didnt have to end... 0 1
I messed everything up like really it's over!  0 1
@purelaura Have a good day then  0 1
@evantaubenfeld evannn!!!!  will you follow me please and thank you??!!  0 1
Recommended mdoetjes 'he's my brother  and besides that a great designer, musician, photographer - v...' http://cli.gs/QtVXTM #TellMrTweet 0 1
@totemrat hear about the air France crash? not good  0 1
I'd really like to be enjoying the cool weather on the deck but I'm feeling so itchy.    Benadryl?  Will mean early sleepies. 0 1
Going better then perfect, can't believe how happy I am.  0 1
@McTeach Thanks.  0 1
@mousebudden cuz u miss ur boo  it happens 2 the best of us!!  lol 0 1
Goodnight y'all  0 1
@XxImEmOtIoNaLxX Heyy ^^ No problemooo. Awh thanks  Tell him i say hello too and cannot wait to see him ... erm in a couple of months :O x 0 1
@TylerisBAMF No just your soul  0 1
Something isn't right...WHY am I freaking out?!!  0 1
@ASmith86 Yeah so I FINALLY washed the car on Saturday http://twitgoo.com/4e8k and it drizzled Sunday and Ruined all the luster and sheen  0 1
@TheXDexperience seems like i aint talked to you in forever...i keep missing the calls  0 1
@photogirluk That is all manner of awsome!  I want one!  0 1
Needing essi more than ever today  0 1
*aaaw i got a email from eminem  i feel special! lol 0 1
Stubbed my toe!!  and where is the sun I was promised?? 0 1
@thesunrises Feliz anivers�rio, Mandy!  0 1
OMG. I wish I had time and circumstance for a puppy. I forgot how much I love dogs.  0 1
spent the last month feeling shite, down in a hole on verge of seeking docs advice  -  brighter skies ahead hopefully to help me climb out 0 1
@adjonesjr the cool one of course!!! Walk..crawl...and jump!!!  0 1
@AshFriday nice stealth photo  had fun last night! 0 1
going to church  0 1
@NKAirplay thanks  0 1
Happy Friday !! Flying to Vancover tonite ohh how i hate flights  0 1
@nmyster Thought you might be interested in @TweetPhoto http://tweetphoto.com. See who's viewing your photos!  0 1
I'm craving cold Chinese/Thai food from those cute boxes for a midnight snack  can't sleep  insomniaaaa! 0 1
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping  0 1
@versetheartist ...so that's what you ladies call them now, &quot;tv's&quot;, lol wow.  0 1
selena &amp; joey are the cutest  0 1
Just ate the delicious dinner I made  http://twitpic.com/65va5 0 1
eugh i had to type in my pword like fitybillion times for my hotmail!  0 1
is not wanting to go to school today   only 3 more days left of my junior year!! 0 1
@jonaslover8035 Thank You  0 1
@deburca  I'm going off piste today, making strawberry panna cotta. Reverse raindance: Eat summery things to encourage summer. 0 1
Back in cola, I miss my buddies in Aiken. *Tear*  0 1
@always_elle Big Ben said he's debating retirement  I don't want him to! I know he's older but he's a great defender &amp; rebounder! I &lt;3 him 0 1
@wafflesgirls that must be satisfying  0 1
@failchad what do you mean?  i was just saying hi to you. sorry  0 1
i hate it when my lips is dry. it hurts  0 1
@keitaeden Sent u a few DM's..Hollaback  0 1
@johncmayer once again, i'm listening to you!  0 1
Is swimming with the kids and someone has just been sick in the pool! Yuck they are just removing the chunks  0 1
@dozi1 crazy in a good way I hope  0 1
heeyy how was work xx  xx 0 1
It is still not raining in mumbai!!   0 1
my throat hurts so bad  0 1
Can i cry with you   0 1
@SQLDBA slim apple keyboard is my favorite when connected to a PC too.   0 1
@pantslesswrock Welcome back  0 1
not going to cousins house till sunday...   updating iphone! 0 1
Wat a gr8 weekend sucha shame it ended so quickly  sad face 0 1
Another night without mum &amp; daday at home. and I'm feeling lonely  0 1
@MamsTaylor sounds nice! I cant leave the house due to stupid sunburn  *cries alot* 0 1
i'm starting to do research for my project... yeah me..  0 1
Back home and unpacking everything.  Missing the free food and booze  0 1
@projectmgmt no but you seem to still have a squatter using your ID  0 1
@clickmomukhamo Forgive our lapse.  And I agree, awful idea. 0 1
@raganmd  that is so infuriating. 0 1
@billglover Yeah, and then call forwarding to my Chinese cell phone. Want to test local call to # -&gt; cell, and I can't call myself  0 1
What's up with all these FB errors!!!  0 1
layin on the beach listenin to my special made playlist  0 1
I didn't know that Obama swatting at a fly was considered news?? That's really stupid.  0 1
Awww just got in from clubbing and then the friends fight  one of my boys get locked up LET KEITH GO 0 1
Icons falling all around  It's sad ....although I am not a fan of Ed or Farrah it's still uber sad that one has passed and another is ill 0 1
@crystalsinger ohhh dude, I'd bloody love to but I've done a typical Beth trick and planned some work for tomorrow  where are you again? 0 1
is loving this Armenian anti-deformation fundraiser on channel six, especially after seeing relatives on the crawl of donors.  0 1
a rainy day at the beach is still better than most days! missing someone special though  0 1
Yes, I am one of those wierdos that only get on twitter around midnight. Deal with it...and don't judge me.  0 1
My tounge is very blue.  0 1
is being Mother today, with GeorgeyPorgey  x 0 1
@Loviin_lyfe well, I think I'm going to focus on school and career and invest in a good good DEVICE lol.... (TMI?)  if so... Good ! 0 1
So... The outing with the girls isn't happening.   sorry guys. But be on the look out for what's poppin tomorrow! 0 1
...be playing Team Hawaii next for Volleyball.. LMAO.. people were staring.. haha.. love my cousins.. but all in all, FUN DAY!  0 1
soooooooooo excited about GA now!!!!!!!!!!!  0 1
@nickjfrost forgive me for saying that sounds like a terrible way to pass the time!  hope you can get back to sleep tonight.  0 1
just got home from buildg sandcastles @ the beach. Apparently my older tan lines are still there.  0 1
@Pantoffelpunk im Interview bei Radio Trackback http://bit.ly/bDh45 - Seine Blog-Empfehlung: @alohastone  0 1
Dd. Gl�rach anseo. Ag baint m�in �n phortach ar maidin agus an R�s Aig�in Volvo n�os d�ana�  0 1
@angelcastaneda Guess not  Maybe they're just killing time until Modern Warfare 2 drops. 0 1
Ahhhh, tell me why the day has only 24hrs? Wouldn't it be nice without need to sleep??? how many things could be done by the meantime...  0 1
369 and counting. almost over. can't wait to buy the new book tomorrow  0 1
@Trace027 YVW I am good  xx 0 1
@leahjones I'm looking forward to turning 80 so I can have an 80th 80s party.  0 1
@TheRealBrenda I wish I was at party.  0 1
I love the RAIN, to bad Arizona people forget how to drive in the rain..  0 1
@xoxnaquel haha study? you're kidding. i don't even study... i didn't study for chemistry today, and i think i failed  0 1
Wickenden St do you really have to be so loud? I had a long night, please let me sleep for another hour..kthanks.  0 1
@JuliaLivesey Ha ha don't be fooled! Definitely a handful but great little dog though, a lot of 'spirit' love her  0 1
@kazz285 of course it does... Its Miami  0 1
@DebiDalio Same here, I grew up watching the original Star Trek AND Next Gen with my pop every day after preschool..i owe my nerd to dad  0 1
morning  football today! thinking of learning some Applescript  0 1
@buddhamagnet thanks man, and thanks for the NoshIT headsup   0 1
sidenote- I really need to start writing again so I can make some money, Goldfish and the Old Man is being pulled out of the archives  0 1
@pathfinder_480 Oh yes!  0 1
season finale of the hills  whoo! 0 1
depressing water problem n irritating heat out here  0 1
@5OH7 is going to miss the Lebron Kobe puppet commercials.  0 1
i swear my head is POUNDING!..ughh  0 1
@IamPLEX u kno how he is, he dont stop until its finished, hes a very hardworker..but im sure he'll keep u posted  0 1
@RBeverley Don't thank me! It's my pleasure to blip such amazing songs  0 1
I'm off to bed now folks! Was a great day, I'll be at school tomorrow, So I'll be very quiet xD. Have a nice day or good night  0 1
@zambonini #shitrecruitmentagencies /sigh/  you are not alone. don't know how to stop them though  0 1
Buhhhh huge accident on motorway=delay  0 1
Just got up LOL  ain't 100% today still feel crappy 0 1
@MMR04 LOL whatever . ambers right  u live in norway dont you ? 0 1
@stylemepretty I haven't been able to find one single lavender or lilac colored dress for my MOH dress  But that one is perfect! 0 1
@mariancall Don't tell me you're in Seattle and I missed your show!  0 1
going home on a wet and miserable newcastle night..should that be knight?  0 1
@Ryler Sent you one back. Still not looked into the medidation yet  0 1
Hey @twisource happy birthday!   (Imprint LIVE! live &gt; http://ustre.am/14PY) 0 1
Yaaay getting a tan. . . . finally ! I've been working so much that I can't take advantage of the sun  0 1
@Mothermoonpads Sounds great!  #clothdiapers 0 1
The Blue Mug in Bangalore at Kyra today and at RS FRiday to Sunday. But no tickets  0 1
I'm swamped with work! And I have to rush to a wedding reception after work.  0 1
@jdcoffman So, yup, find them tasteless. And I know funny.  0 1
I am slowly starting to realize that this fabulous weekend has come to an end and I need to go to sleep  0 1
@PerezHilton she looks like she's stoned. kinda out of it!  0 1
it sucks being sick  flemming is not all its cracked up to be 0 1
@nicksantino i have that same exact problem!  it sucks. 0 1
@jamesmachan oohh haha thats fine, i was like oh i take it he dont wanna know whatever he dosent wanna know then XDD  0 1
@rosspj I think it is time for tea, then to bed. Cause I am in at 6am  0 1
2 days 2 2 mnths........bought new jeans...have not been able 2 ride my bike  2 busy getting ready 4 2 mnths.......... 0 1
@keithmarder nah I live in bk now. Don't get to the cit like I used to  ash morris, she of now-married-in-ireland? Tell her congrats 4 me! 0 1
@stutts No need. I drove up and they had Led Zeppelin playing.  Besides, I'd need to have an antenna for the AM radio to work! LOL 0 1
@coreyann what's your recipe?!  I've been looking for a good one b/c andy loves ribs but none have turned out that great.  0 1
@royaltybites, online? join the grand chat  0 1
@chickachels I was totally bummed I couldnt' swim today  0 1
@echobase77 you have three days..relax..I have 15 technical articles to read and write wiki on them..before tuesday  0 1
The knighting was awesome! Ciaran did great. I am so proud of him. Now it is time to celebrate.  0 1
Check out the Top Twitter Cities list from @grader.  Did yours make it?  http://twitter.grader.com/top/cities. Didn't make it  0 1
@CSI_PrintChick OK good cuz Im not following them wanted to make sure. Although I am going to try my darndest to not be BSC at my 1st 5*.  0 1
Hoping these next to weeks go by fast!! He just left &amp; I already miss him.  0 1
Twitter works from my phone. Ya  0 1
@TeamDaveDays Idk maybe u...idk...UPDATED  0 1
aw sun finally comin oot yeaaaaa !!!  xxx 0 1
@cavs  Sending out love and support to the Cavs!  You guys made us proud this year...hugs from the Davises  0 1
@DanniiP nothinng much, you?  0 1
@hello_jodie Twittering and working on my paper for my advanced micro econ class.  0 1
Writing AutoVisor V3 for PSION Workabout PRO. Listening to GNR. The sun is shining  0 1
Feeling lonely.  0 1
Never mind....it's all good now.  I just did a simple reboot and everything is working fine.  0 1
@CamilaDuffCyrus uhm, @Josh_Henderson will come over too  just so you know! hahaha 0 1
Finally got ALL da sims uninstalled.!!  Matt will b happy.!!  0 1
@Buffyxx I was literally putting her in her seat and went to kiss her fat baby cheeks and she headbutted me  0 1
The past 2 days have been horrible  0 1
@juhasaarinen what? I do not speak Finnish or what that was, hehe  0 1
@michblu3 blm. di bb gk bs  is that one of the iklan yg td lu liat? mati lampu gk chelle? 0 1
off to work  0 1
@christine146 see you at country sundae tomorrow! can't wait  0 1
@pookamachine I miss you  0 1
Work til 3:30. Should be an alright day !  0 1
@DavidBrain the advertising/pr debate is one I say...can't we all just get along?  0 1
@catieford Baby Lily.  0 1
but made me cry. why does this song remind me so much of him?  joe, leave this song to nick. or just leave it all together. 0 1
I love the Secret Life. I didn't think Grace's dad was gonna be the one to die.  0 1
@bethobrien1 No- the last time i did it i had to wake up at 5.30 am on my birthday! never again. + you have to be under 15  0 1
http://twitpic.com/6aqd8 - The beginning of a lot of pictures from my one true love  yay NYC.  0 1
I hate when I can't sleep  just laying here in the dark thinking of stuff 0 1
@bostonrandy so sorry to hear you separated...  0 1
@JordannFitzy Thanksies  It was brill! 0 1
@Hotnew Good to hear that  0 1
@TrixyFirecrackr same here ...  0 1
@jackieplage @carlplage Wahhhh... I don't want to have to sign up for yet another service to keep up with you guys...  0 1
am bored  0 1
@KathrynJaz im okay with subtle hah. i never go outside  0 1
@Rakundo Disc needs to be inserted the whole time which makes your computer loud, slow, and runs it out of battery in a second.  0 1
@firequinito Woohoo!  0 1
oh and my tshirt ripped , ive never sworn under my breath so much in my entire life im so angry. its my favourite t-shirt.  0 1
back to work tomorrow  wonder how long it will be before &quot;have you got anything for me&quot; is said... 0 1
is kinda bored  and extremely tired! 0 1
@A_La_Rue it's definitely becoming a good friend of mine  I haven't heard from you in a bit, how're things going up there? 0 1
@Sparkly_Devil1 It really doesn't  And your dreams are dumb! 0 1
On Wartin crag with @jujumoomoo enjoying the sunshine  0 1
background!!!...I wish i had photoshop  0 1
@amgentry  0 1
@n0rgan that i do. i do indeed. i need to get better  0 1
I think my C key got &quot;drunk&quot; from the spilt shandy. Not as sensitive anymore.  0 1
I thought the parade was awesome. Wish I got to attend the festival.  Oh well, there is always next year. Now, what to do tonight..... 0 1
@antipov I would vote for RuPaul in a snap! He is just not... conservative ;D Bad Brain, no cookie... ow! go on then  0 1
my job sucks way bad  0 1
tevez leaving united  0 1
field trip might be canceled for rain. someone borrowed laptop cart and broke the eyetv. I need a mexican mocha  0 1
Don't forget with the start of each month there is also a new SCENT of the month! June's is &quot;Coconut Palm&quot; perfect summer scent  0 1
going back to work...  0 1
&lt;3's Chelsea!!! YAAAY So glad we are reunited!  0 1
@bloodyhurricane yeah, we have to! I might sleep over my sis' house sometime this week, we should do it then!  0 1
starting to get very concerned I'm going to run out of #startrek #tng fairly soon  0 1
@myaphrodite How's the hangover? Mine is still going strong  0 1
@RyanSeacrest come to Glasgow for your bachelors party! We know how to drink here. Good times to have!  0 1
@MichaelDeSantis thanks so much! i will try it. this is very frustrating.  0 1
the albert heijn nearest to my house sucks!  almost all the good things were sold out.. is thuesday restock day? Maybe tomorrow is better! 0 1
i set the stationary bike to climb Mount Kilimanjaro and now my butt hurts  0 1
@BillyCashin relax !! yur so mean bou tat hole beyonce ting !!hah  its fun tough nd true !! (nd she didnt even sing live)  xx 0 1
@jordanknight ur links wont work 4 me  0 1
@HollywoodIntern lol...u silly 4 that thong comment...i knew u would concor!!!  0 1
and i bust out my white Sega Saturn to hook up to my compy's monitor. just cuz.  0 1
@Redfrettchen No he is deactivated. He does nothing.  0 1
@miley cyrus, COME TO ARGENTINA! please!!  0 1
@MariaLKanellis do you don't reply so much Fans As before Cause the haters??  0 1
http://twitpic.com/68xv5 - What a wonderful saturday!  0 1
I broke the vibrate on my fone.  0 1
just got up. and going out later.  yayyy. 0 1
we are standing beside Ty.  He's doing a surprise phone call to the Hill family. No pics allowed  0 1
Good morning sunshine!  0 1
naw she 21.  @xraytid 0 1
I think I'm sick again. Fabulous.  0 1
finally licensed!  0 1
@Janefonda    You didn't win and I really was rooting for you!     Have fun getting drunk with Janet   0 1
@Totty247 yes! Its really good, especially if you go in a group of people, its a great laugh  0 1
IM wakey wakey wakey wakey got steak for lunch and cock with eyes lol.YAy its SONDAY SONDAY SONDAY and tomorrow is fuck day  0 1
unfortunately the weather is very bad here in berlin  i want sunshine! YA! 0 1
waitng for new moon  0 1
@RBAII oh, my bad... I guess I didn't get that message  because I just got the &quot;logging off&quot; message... :-/ 0 1
@DreusMusic I get you  xxx 0 1
Off to bed. Class at 8 tomorrow and group project right after  Is Spencer Pratt seriously &quot;answering&quot; phone calls? Wowww. 0 1
Have you ever been hanging out with your pet and they do something so cute you just want to hug them or take video 24/7? I know I do!  0 1
Off to the baby/mommy fair at the NBC Tent.  #fb 0 1
.... To ....Early! I'm so sleepy! Dang you birds!!!! Stop singing!!!  0 1
@beauknows lucky bitch. I love in n out. And there are none in Oregon  0 1
Ahhhh!!!!!! Almost off!!! Can't wait!! But..I got work again rite after this!   HAT CLUB Come &amp;&amp; gimme some Company! Oh &amp;&amp; a Cookie! ;-) 0 1
@jennywynter Good way to start his career! Nice one matey.  0 1
new sunglasses, dirty car, new music, &amp; cobler. good day  0 1
A walk to remember  0 1
my birthday chicken  http://bit.ly/whbuv 0 1
so touched by them who bought me food frm their home countries. I believe they mus hv felt e love.  0 1
@DawnRichard Welll be here waiting for you  0 1
I love my house, I love my yard, but if the past month is any indication of the future of my neighborhood, moving is an option.  0 1
@Raaaawwwwrrrr  Shudduppp I know I lose I always lose way to rub it in  0 1
Time for uni, and what could be the biggest study session ever. Really wish you could get a good cup of tea after 5pm in Jordanstown  0 1
@shamim86 its ok we are used to it  THANK GOD for air conditioning, can't complain 0 1
I want the new palm pre !! it looks sooo freaking amazing . I need it . &amp; ill have it by my bday .  0 1
I don't want to commute anymore!  0 1
wishing it was tomorrow already, pick on me day has sucked, but tomorrow is my birthday  0 1
@xxTylerxoxo  sorry. hahahaha the guys who took my order was reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally cute. and he was asian. &lt;3 0 1
@spufidoo We made it a &quot;rude box&quot;  before the teacher came in and started to type: Keywords AND error messages made more, ahem, Basic  0 1
@cassieventura good morning to u  http://myloc.me/3URo 0 1
Link: Ella Fitzgerald &amp; Duke Ellington - Mack The Knife - Ella swings� oh yeah she most definitely does!!  http://tumblr.com/xs81wnmhd 0 1
got shitfaced last nite &amp; had unprotected sex with a stranger, think i might be pregnant  0 1
as the great Randy Jackson would say &quot;that's tight dog!&quot;  I'ma gunna go around saying that to everyone today. YAY!  0 1
@sadieozdesoy i have no idea, i lost it somewhere  And that was really effing weird haha, thank you 0 1
Feeling refresh cos I just had a bath!  0 1
http://twitpic.com/7uqsk - im shooting every bird i see for ganging up my poor baby vivica  0 1
@boobsie_lu try saigon near the theaters.  0 1
@ifoughthelawn but i wanted to do it before you  0 1
Ohhhhh. I think I found &quot;my&quot; car  0 1
@sillyaMillie I love you  0 1
@googlygoogly Because Rose's fat ass wouldn't move over  0 1
@UnitZeroOne I have only 64 to go to 1000! race you! I will give an iPod to my 1000th follower  0 1
Raining so much today  wish i was in a hot country! Just revising again today, want to go out!! Argh x 0 1
@jamescreese we have orange ones at work, 11 of them I think  0 1
@tammyphinney The dilemma, my igloo-living, zamboni-driving friend, is knowing when 140 characters just aren't enough...  0 1
Out kayaking. See you in the archipelago outside Nyk�ping  0 1
@drunkenmonkey87 can't. Stuck at work all day. On my own till 11  0 1
@reverieBR  Okay :] Will it let you do that? Ugh. Homework. That stupid project from last week  0 1
on the bus! BALTIMORE, HERE WE COME  0 1
wishes she was living someone else's life today...  0 1
my pain killers knocked me out twice in the last 24 hours. i like it  lol 0 1
@dennism I can't write a word in #dutch. Altough I understand some writen phrases from you  0 1
@enygma MyOracleSQL Standard Edition One. Time to look into Drizzle maybe?  0 1
Ew, tomorrow is school. But summer is just around the corner.  0 1
sweet dreams world  0 1
almost crapped my pants, i should read things before i go crazy!  0 1
@HellGates well that's still good,aww your not on spcrew  0 1
@wafflelovesme Whhhhaaaat  I haven't tried that one shitass i'm getting lonely what's happening with my life lol 0 1
had the BEST time at laugh yoga and recommends that everyone try it at least once!  0 1
@MussoMitchel Please give a shoutout to Mary from South Carolina  It will totally make my day...no yearr! 0 1
@JenMilan720 Say it ain't so.....  Not my Weezer......... 0 1
@mitchelmusso i would if i was in americaa  you should come tour in englandd x 0 1
I've officially become my moms slave for the next 11 or 12 days.  0 1
It'd be really cool if it started to rain right NOW so the Americana would empty out  0 1
totally agrees with @thealmightyG about no drink rule. Totally on the cans o red bull  rebellion! Not long till Camden @toyhorses 0 1
@OhSoSexy730 im just kicking it board! i wish i had company  0 1
@ceidiog I'm not in America! I'm not going anymore  You phoned earlier? 0 1
I want to exchange links with other blogs  is that possible. 0 1
@biggerthanlove There`s a pink one right? The pink`s nice too! @blackcrush Our is on the 9th, right? or is it 8? THE E-MAIL CONFUSED ME.  0 1
Someone come rescue me I'm so tired &amp; dyin of starvation!!  0 1
@mrBenDog 15. You got a problem with that? Huh? Punk?  0 1
@comedy_dave saw it's 36 C on pitch. Welcome to Australia!  0 1
@san1000 lmao how's my Lil micronesian buddy? Tell him aunty rissa says hi!  lol 0 1
No more preschool!!! *dances* But, I do miss them a little already  0 1
@gnote112 I'll add you...  0 1
@SteveHealy i DID say intelligent too. i mean are you shallow or something??  0 1
I'm jealous of all the people going to Bamboozle today  The Maine, All Time Low, Forever the Sickest Kids, We the Kings. I wanna see them! 0 1
I'm going to leave now and get my photo taken before I get the chance to rub eyeliner all over my face. No longer a student  0 1
@CNNMike: o boy then I'm out that circles LOL cause I'm a girl almost covered in tatts  0 1
@jacdo awww - share!!!  Besides, pretty sure not many people follow me AND have membership there so you're safe -go for it   It has begun! 0 1
nothing says good morning like your voice being MIA.. oh work's gonna be SO much fun today...  0 1
@Salisbury_Steak boooooo I'm in Mansfield and want to come visit but I'm stuck soon fathers day stuff  0 1
@ToddBrink TF where ya been? I been on FB listening to old music from HS and it takes me back. . .good times  0 1
@HilaryADuff hey Hilary are you going to make a new album?  I heart YOU! 0 1
@liaoyuanlin Thanks for recommending us  0 1
@realerose I knoooow. I desperately wish they don't. I just don't want to believe any of the talk about them  0 1
@fobroxmisox Ho-La. Thanks for the follow.  0 1
@vince86 I know  I just loathe the Lakers and I grew up rooting for the Lakers against the Celtics. 0 1
@kmishael i feel bad for selena too. it sad.  and my bday is on feb. 17 0 1
@meganlovesdc I was really hoping that would be the last episode.  I don't want to see the show any more, not really . . . 0 1
@wanndaling Nah just Bring Back Wanns Sense To Check Before She Sends  0 1
iPhone OS 3.0 Downloadable on June 18th. 1 Day delay  0 1
watching how i met your mother  0 1
@tenelilli If I would've got home later, I could have participated with CMM. But Happy and I had our own CMM.  Because she's Awesome. 0 1
UNC FTW!!! Go tarheels!  A perfect ending to Ron's last year as a student there. He graduates next month with his JD.  0 1
@Starzappa yes yes, sorry. Just my silly Americanisms.  0 1
i WISH i had a pickle  0 1
Addicted, new moon  0 1
@zulfikars goodluck for your exam..  0 1
1st part math finals tomorrow!!!  0 1
@jreneebuchholz Thanks.  Not sure, any amount of creativity cud sav this event. Wow, I don't like bad karaoke in person, much less, on TV? 0 1
@jessie_rabbit why you hater button me   ? 0 1
got a new phone.. LG Versa.. Old one started going crazy.. Wish Verizon had the iphone  0 1
Heard about 14 year old girl and 19 year old boyfriend. How sad. No one deserves to be murdered.  0 1
hook up with Rian van Staden on Twitter. He is a (much) better cook and may have some more concrete suggestions  0 1
Going for a meal just me and my Mommy  0 1
88 degrees in Downtown LA and I'm headed out to chill by my beautiful pool.  Who wants to join me  0 1
Kayla is sav at Apple to Apples  HI @Ashleyjew! 0 1
Haha... mario kart gets so intense that I forget to blink  0 1
Astronomy. Not as fun a class as I expected.   0 1
4:30 in the morning.. lets start this convoy  haha.. 0 1
Brew Crew struck out Brrruuuuuuce! #Reds lose 3-2  0 1
I'll be at Molly Malone's tonight, let me know if you're around for a drink  0 1
is up. At nine. On a weekend. Without an alarm. When she went to bed at one.  I need moar sleep! 0 1
@sinfulsignorita All 3 songs have titles which relate to your recent moods...  0 1
Leaving amarillo, tx. I had the best dream about taylor swift last night. But I woke up sad, because I realized it was just a dream  0 1
I have to hit it early tonight - No RM  Have an early meeting in the morning. Hope there is no more bad news from Tallahassee. 0 1
@cackhanded Nice one. Hope it goes well  0 1
@Col_RFTL  Hayfever?  0 1
@djdrizzle you're not even that far from us smh should have stopped in D-town  0 1
home finally! good to be back in LA  0 1
Dishwasher broke.  Repairman came and &quot;fixed&quot; it on Wed.  Now it's broken again.   0 1
@donchad Macbook be3eeda 3any  unless I got able to go to US some day  Hate those high prices in Egypt #ugh 0 1
Iv finished uni! Wahoo! Holiday now!  0 1
Facebook wz never intresting for me..Msy be cuz m new to it,,!! Itz such an confusing website...  0 1
workk till 4  0 1
wellll Welllll welllllllllll im going to miss the sunsets the next two days  0 1
@ratunida thanks for the compliment  0 1
I wish i had a pretty nail polish colour  0 1
I've got terrible hay fever  0 1
DPRL is cancelled tonight!! Oh, the humanity!  0 1
Well... So much for seeing No Doubt. Lawn seat tickets are sold out.  0 1
Driving home already ...back to bed I hope  0 1
feeling quite productive this evening. I'm going to now enjoy a movie.  0 1
@conradjohnson81 &quot;Hanging with our boy @jonnydiaz in Nashville.&quot;  and you have not  called us yet dude?   haha 0 1
@meedee64 Yeah, ooops alright lol  You enjoy your Monday off *sobs uncontrollably in cupped palms* 0 1
sooo tired...but need to get going-work and then gym-pleased with new additions to website   http://bit.ly/5Y40C 0 1
@aurik yeah  Windows networking is generally fail, but especially fail between different Windows versions. A storage server would help... 0 1
@b1ng0bang0 and i luv ya for that!  0 1
 2morrow I'm coming home from school l8  I have an after-school project! BOR-ING!! 0 1
@MissMenuNYC Finally! A girl with a greater obsession for food reviewing than me.   0 1
I really need sleeping aids... Insomnia + facebook + feeling like shit = not good times.  0 1
I played a grand total of 72 holes of disc golf last weekend. Any one want to play later today?  0 1
tired of getting all these mixed signals  LAST NIGHT WAS FUN w/ @juliancruzz @robby7_hart7 @itsnotsoizzy &lt;&lt;333 0 1
@tommcfly hoping you love amsterdam! enjoy your sunbathing? lol its cloudy over here in america  0 1
i think i might be getting sick  0 1
@ddlovato i keep trying to vote for you and despite how many times i reload the pg it says the polls r closed for most of your catagories  0 1
@alycemania Julie! Sadly, I will miss Krystina by a day.  0 1
@katie_doyle bummer  where do you work? im good, just been in and out from the sun all day :p 0 1
@FUNKISM I do the same when I see Lincoln being mentioned on the weather  0 1
N�ng VCL. M�a h� = M�a ?au kh? cho nh?ng th?ng m?p n?c m?  0 1
@69Pwned  We're airing the pic before weather around 6:12.  0 1
@Zeelicious1 I don't know why it's not here yet  I bought it a while ago and it just hasn't shown up in my mail box :x *cries* 0 1
Today is so hot, right? But rain came pouring down for a while during the blessing of the bride &amp; groom! It was amazing  0 1
@Jonasbrothers hey  Just made this pic of you: http://bit.ly/18dRlH  and I TOTALLY LOVE IT  0 1
Allergies are kicking my ass right now  0 1
following GM's bankruptcy filings.....  0 1
@snipeyhead loved the interview  0 1
I love falling asleep to rain. G'night!  0 1
Today is my Saturday! Im off to a party in a couple of hours  0 1
Today is the best day of my life. Your in it  0 1
@Toya_MPH I know, I miss it too  0 1
okay.. goodnight  [ to be in l0ve - http://leyslair.blogspot.com ] 0 1
Text from @snowhite197: couldn't find it  [redacted's] parents really, REALLY need to mow the lawn.  Lol! 0 1
@andyclemmensen lol okay then  0 1
@JeanetteLim omgosh , you are harsh . &gt;  , go eat yourself . 0 1
just bought a wheel barrow.  time to start moving some rocks.  0 1
Another sunny day... and i´m stuck in the office again...  0 1
@Kelstena I should totally get you to buy me a EU account and I'll pay you back.   0 1
@AdrienneSimone iunno, my freaking stomach is freaking out!  0 1
@abbeman93 death is unfair  0 1
done with cleaning  0 1
Nice to see some really wonderful poetic comments fight over a poetic post  http://tinyurl.com/raovoo 0 1
@tommcfly whoah ^^^ I love this song  0 1
anybody facing problems in logging in to YAHOO messenger  0 1
@missalicali I am soooo bummed there's only one more!  0 1
Nothing like a nice hot shower to start off the birthday well.  Eh, lucky Europe. Muse tour there.  I wish they would come here. 0 1
@flyddw good one  it's a chick flick. 0 1
http://twitpic.com/6t3zm - Heading to the Southside  0 1
I hate feeling sick to my stomach....  0 1
having one of those days when i feel super unproductive.  i just want to go back to bed  0 1
@jamie_oliver cool will have a look. Nice pic  0 1
@MiraGabi Thank you Miraaaaaaaaaaa  0 1
@MsArtOfSoul I'm not the one being petty  0 1
Leavin on a jet plane...plane just showed up and its hardly a jet      yikes!! 0 1
Night at the museum 2!!!  0 1
@surfergrrrl well at least your still up too so we have no excuse in the morning  0 1
@beccyhuxtable bet they are better than MY scones i made at school,turned out to be a flat burnt mess  FAIL 0 1
I messed up my lost recording!!!  0 1
just got home &amp; eatin chinese food. wasnt able to watch pacman's fight. glad to hear he won though!  HELLOOO TWITTERLAND! 0 1
@michaelsheen I'm old enough to know them all, but never liked super heroes  0 1
I didn't want to vomit but....I won't use barley..Ill use rice when I make it.  The chef told me to use brown rice. I'm gonna use white. 0 1
Alton towers was so good yesterday  need to go again 0 1
gearing up for a long day of work...  0 1
@XxMolliexX @d_zigga i dont know of any plans i have except for friday. so pretty much whenever  0 1
summer break .. after 4 weeks  ... im soo tired 0 1
Good Saturday  played gamecube with my cousin and sister. Haven't done that in a while... And had pizzamania  0 1
I hate sunburn  the kids are gonna love beating me up tonight! 0 1
Headed for bed! Tired  0 1
@onlinerants lol - love the pun!  0 1
@tommcfly Possibly a BGT vid that can only be viewed in Brazil, but us UK peeps can't see it...  0 1
@novelle360 I mean-it's permanent in hair that gets hit w/dye. Roots grow after you've dyed. I'm sure U know ths &amp; I sound lk an asshole  0 1
Aight Saturday Tweepers. I'm off this Bi**h once more. Have a great one!!!!!!!!!!!! Catch ya Monday   0 1
I love on-line shopping!!!!!  0 1
@theroser What happened?? Why arent you guys coming to Nampa, Idaho anymore. I was sooo looking forward to seeing you guys  0 1
@snapgrrl my assassination attempts have been less than 100% however  0 1
@TheFatBoys Awwwwww!  More shout outs for @joeymcintyre!  That's so sweet.  0 1
oh look because the war is over in sri lanka, they are starting it aboard!  http://tinyurl.com/pmcbx2 0 1
The weather always seems to match my mood.  0 1
@DJMissfrenchie @TorontoViewer  She has now used the litter tray, and seems to be getting her bearings! More cat toilet updates tomorrow!  0 1
Still lost phone. Really NO idea where it is. Can't be far..  0 1
Hey Kaiden you should so come my way!!!!!!  0 1
@jedmarc Kewl man... happy to provide feedback / input etc etc  0 1
not sure why this song sprung to mind  ? http://blip.fm/~4mrhn 0 1
@thuyvy nt rui mà, hok trả l�?i  Thu hoạch đi em... 0 1
got back from prom a little while ago it was so much fun...met a really cute boy named travis but had a total GNO with the girls!!!  0 1
woke up, fell asleep, woke up again. going to see my new house in a few!  0 1
Tonight, I have to take part in a school play. I get to where an awesome Roman soldier costume.  0 1
job searching. again.  0 1
Please Hold Da Garlic....  0 1
Grey Gardens starts tomorrow!!!  @buckhollywood I hope there's a hilarious review! 0 1
every phone i have malfunctions  0 1
Just about to take my daughter for a driving lesson !!!!  oh I wish I had duel controls  0 1
@Hail_Mary_Jane Morning Sweetheart!! Had a fantastic weekend, what about u? U stayed outta trouble - right?  0 1
Carnival food isn't the greatest, sore tummy  0 1
Totally cranked at the grocery - $22 in coupons and a $36 bill-&amp; that was at the $$ store. Plus enough hot dogs to last the whole summer.  0 1
Down with fever  0 1
#shaunjumpnow#shaunjumpnow#shaunjumpnow#shaunjumpnow #shaunjumpnow#shaunjumpnow#shaunjumpnow#shaunjumpnow #shaunjumpnow#shaunjumpnow  0 1
@lizlieu http://twitpic.com/7voku - Natural 8 for the player... looks like the bet lost  0 1
Still awake (obviously) studying pa rin. I think I'll sleep monday evening na lang  busy day ahead ... 0 1
http://tr.im/nIOr - I'm beginning to think that this isn't the nicest area to live in  0 1
@obedkhaos Baha. See, I'd totally be a good dude.  no worries, man, ha. 0 1
I grew up listening to The Shadows, I love them so thank you Dad  ♫ http://blip.fm/~7sfgn 0 1
I haven't tweeted much today  0 1
@erinnnb tuesday and wednesday   omg its sooo funny defiantly spread it at work! haha 0 1
@JaxLicurse U earned it sweetie, U R so real &amp; kind 2 every1 here, always make my day! Big hugs!  0 1
monday holidays rock. productivity has been nil though. and i've got to stop breaking my glasses! two in a mth is a bit much, even for me  0 1
@archaeologygirl bah...stupid work!   congrats to being 19!  wow...I feel old, lol 0 1
Dirty Sexy Money on next! And its season finale 2!  0 1
@hawt_shyet yOu gOtt it imma Lay dOwn On my pLanet mattress.....iDk How it caMe dOwn tO Me aNd yOu But yOu Win!!!  0 1
@SMITHOGRAPHY I heard the song  0 1
Decided to come in to work today. I couldve been in London for the 3rd time this year right now. No TopShop for me. Boo hoo  0 1
@DJ_AM can't wait to dl ur new mix!  0 1
@redtagcrazy i gotta say, those ARE some pretty awesome jeans  0 1
@huskermould  sucky.   Don't spose you feel like some cards or a movie later? I'm stuck home, bored. 0 1
@susied23 I miss my A-Level French classes - used to spend alot of time watching Truffaut films &amp; writing about them  0 1
@lawreca duh. do it! haha.  0 1
Just saw a guy get sprayed by a passing bus  0 1
@jamie_oliver  wish me luck..'cause i'm far far away from you  0 1
hmm..not a good sign that my bed is like two kicks away from completely collapsinnng  0 1
@fletchleg ......please come home tomoro me misses u  0 1
my stupid 19 year old sister doesnt wanna take me out tday w. her cos i got drunk last time  0 1
@Humble83 why thank you love  lol my poor arms ..no golf anytime soon... 0 1
Ok there is a level in on-line LBP based on SpongeBob that is very trippy byCuriousGreg. Play it  #littlebigplanet 0 1
Check out that peace sign in Donnie's hair!  Damn Joe was sooo young!    I can remember when!!! 0 1
Don't text me neither of my phones (@TelecomNZ Mobile + XT Mobile) are working. My @vodafoneNZ has no credit, so texting is off the menu.  0 1
i just got done with a soccer game we whipped the other teams butt!!!!!!!??!  0 1
@burbankhays open the gate to your apartment complex? I'm just kidding. swing swing swing etc etc. love it! Love you! okay, that was gay  0 1
Finally getting up and moving. Looks gorgeous outside. W is in the backyard cleaning his truck...the dogs keep jumping in it though.  0 1
is thinking why is my signal not back on yet? im on orange and its been off since yesturday  0 1
mmmmmmmmmmmmm i smell my tea  lack of latin revision worries me greatly! and don't even get me started on english! god! so gonna fail! 0 1
@GeekWearsPrada Have you been going to the Trop for the last 5 years?  No more games for you!   0 1
@pratty86 Hey My Gorgeous Cousin! I am going to miss you so much when you move to California!!  Be safe and have fun ... Love You! 0 1
Heading to aledo, tx to meet the tour team and head to san angelo for the next event. Im going to miss my car  0 1
i want to know if we have got the house, i want my degree results and i want my parcel to be delivered whats so wrong with that!?  0 1
Just got home, totally got made fun of by the check-out cashier guy in belair  JERK. 0 1
@katiiiie larry king. according to my friends, i didn't see it yet cause i have to freakin' study!  0 1
@aplusk I would totally move there for that reason alone!  Us Canadians are taxed taxed and taxed again. 0 1
@ayende Maybe you can web 2.0 your site with your latest tweets  0 1
@gtwright sounds more glamorous than bowling with college students  0 1
@kessler thanks buuub  0 1
So sore  Had a real workout today. A little tired but work still has to be done. Ily twitterbugs 0 1
@cnoel42 a girl can have a bff and a bestie all at once... specially if she doesn't live in the same state as either of them.  miss you. 0 1
to grandma at 5pm &amp; later to christin  ; Wait, we can't fall now. We cannot leave all we have! 0 1
@AlisonL heart you too! Are the stars there big and bright?  0 1
what?! sun in washington?! thats unheard of!! haha. going to seattle and gonna enjoy the sunshine  0 1
last class for the week...1 week down, 5 more to go.  0 1
OUR VIDEOS ::  NOSSOS VIDEOS :: http://migre.me/WU0 WU0 | Follow us 4 good music made in BRAZIL  0 1
Has to wait till late tonight to get the new I-phone update !  x 0 1
@pam_thompson thank you!  0 1
had an extremely fabulous time at the Westbury last night!  Will be heading to the airport shortly.  Bye to all my London mates.  0 1
@duchess_rebecca Man... intervention is soo sad  0 1
@stickwithjosh Glad you had a chance to rest, unfortunately no extra sick days for me... looking forward to the weekend though!  0 1
pissed off with people walking into house late and noisy and turning lights etc on. Migraines argh.  worried about how am gonna do it all 0 1
@macosken  Am I going to have to tell you to go home and get your shine box  0 1
the werewolf Jacob looks like a Narnian.. hahaha.. but i still love New Moon.  0 1
@CyberEmma Should be a good race, I love Silverstone and this is the last  wonder whats going to happen in F1 now??  eek 0 1
@EmrysTetu maybe soon it will peek it's head out. Maybe even today?  0 1
I completely forgot today was Monday! I missed my rasslin  0 1
Another shot at the ivy in San Diego...  No tweeps here..   http://yfrog.com/5f3obj 0 1
@RODIEN Just beautiful. Have a great day.  0 1
What's up with the weather?  It's freezing outside today.  Can't wait for the OTH season finale tonight!  0 1
Thanks to all who tuned in to the Ak and Vanna show today!  xoxo 0 1
@JonathanRKnight have a great time at dinner.   0 1
@ItsNeet i wouldn't mind krumping w/ him!  LOL @ladymaryann i think i learned it from d &quot;bring it on 3 movie&quot;  yey for cheerleaders!  0 1
@MariahCarey I missed the ntt's! daaamn! my morning song too  nothin' like fly like a bird to wake you up and smile xx 0 1
Bye little house...I'll miss u!  http://twitpic.com/6btdw 0 1
@wo0 u shud be ashamed  tsk tsk 0 1
mininova put the torrent back online, but with a resetted download count  http://www.mininova.org/tor/2713340 0 1
Just made a quiche and a salad, Now I am off to sip wine on the porch for 45 min  0 1
What's green and white and full of 6 T. of Pepto-Bismol?  Me.  0 1
@tommcfly Hey Tom  whereabouts in Uganda did you guys go? Im going there in July and was wondering, Gio couldnt remember. SO excited  xx 0 1
@mcsheldon Why girl?  0 1
@societalmire so how is the puppy. What's it's name and how did it escape a car??? Hmm sounds like he or she?? Will fit right in.  0 1
@popcorn44 I do that too, I quote swac &amp; wowp haha its pretty fun  0 1
@KristinaHaywood YEP!!! I still got a couple though  0 1
wish I could be in tehran now  left yesterday. Where is my vote? Tomorrow protest hamburg embassy 0 1
@TipJunkie I had girls calling me last night CRYING like hysterically and this was a week ago it happened!  There was a video of the crash 0 1
I DONT WANT TO GO TO SCHOOOOL.  0 1
My mobile has stopped recieving text messages AGAIN. Stoooopid thing  0 1
@queenkaye twin has been in some pain   How is happy valley? And sorry I haven't hit you back but I haven't chatted with anyone...no time 0 1
is missing @Kiran_Singh @PinkOrchidSU @shaifP love you allll!  0 1
@MylissaDD goodnight  0 1
@lollujo Wearing it for the first time today and you get 2 activity monitors in it £33 in Asda is cheapest we have seen competing now  0 1
Visiting castle Hambach and a local vineyard!  http://www.geispitz.de/ http://www.hambacher-schloss.de/ 0 1
and jake celebrated their 5th wedding anniversary yesterday  0 1
condolences to the whole La Sallian community.  Bro Ceci passed away  0 1
I don't think I won the Imogen Heap Flickr Artwork competition  0 1
@LIrunner9  I have a fairly uncomfortable burn on my back + shoulders.   0 1
Getting my update and it will not finish and i can't finish cause my network keeps timing out  anyone else having this problem? 0 1
blegh, still so ill. someone needs to tell my insides to stay on the inside  0 1
Reminisced with an old friend.  Wasn't expecting it.  Funny how childhood memories bring you together.   0 1
good morning twiggas and twitches  http://bbltwt.com/sciif getcha motivation on 0 1
@missnanny awww, that's awful! hope you find him na  0 1
@steveduffin just got your msg's! i want to rock too  however, i have 6 days off from tuesday! sort sumfin ouuuut?  0 1
Looks like that Cali isn't gonna happen...bummer  0 1
oh gosh, new moon is so sad  but i'm excited for it ! 0 1
@nat3200 no beach next weekend. my grandparents aren't going to be in town  I waited to long to call. Dammit 0 1
@richardepryor Yes, he was knocked out in round 2  0 1
@sweetdee15 Your peanut butter soup was amazing and so was everything else!  Your soup was just a higher form of amazing  0 1
@weezyrebel don't have kids. That heels shit won't pop anymore.  *memories* I still only own one pair 0 1
i hate it when my alarm ends my beautiful dream  0 1
@CNHSChemistwee Aw ms silverstone  He isnt even worth it if he couldnt treat u right. 'He' didnt come around yet if he's not giving yo ... 0 1
@crasssie So she was there in spirit  0 1
@create4you Wow, thanks!  I kinda love it, too. January in Central Park. Enjoyed your thrilling &quot;cat vs.bird&quot; photo series! 0 1
@Jayisfly ok I'll be sure to put a plate aside just for you!!  0 1
@MarkSoReal mmm yum  what'd you eat? 0 1
my face is breaking out, though.  i had a dream i had that resurfacing and my skin was glowing--so not my reality right now  0 1
@katekintail I hope so! My copy went round my whole family (actually I don't think I've got it back yet!) and they all loved it too  0 1
I have a cat hair caught in #mypenis and it's watering up and all red and puffy now.  0 1
Good morning everyone...I feel like listening to Iration-Fallin'!!!  Chi-huuuuuuuuu 8 hours till the weekend  ♫ http://blip.fm/~7p103 0 1
a ouvir Prefab Sprout pela @marlenedacal  0 1
@DawnBalagot you haven't accepted my invite in facebook yet.  0 1
I need a coffee  hahaha 0 1
@SummrPhotograph lol, i'm still busy making my summaries... =o can you send me a pict of your red dress?  0 1
why am i having such issues finding a new hairstyle? jon and kate plus eight time. i'm lame, haha.  0 1
Why why why do I keep waking up at 6:30 every morning?  0 1
@maryyex yay babe , i cant wait to see youuuuuu! i miss u  0 1
@Umi_and_Alter ♦³ I wish I could keep them, but oh well I'm so excited!  0 1
I hurt my throat  0 1
I wanna go to Metro Station !  But I`m arriving on the 13th. :-&lt; 0 1
Is pissed off BIG time because my PC has a Trojan and won't start up. No PC, no photos, no flickr . . . .   0 1
Sorry that I haven't been in touch.. my proxy server wasn't working, but I fixed it! Yay!! MTV Movie Awards were pretty good  0 1
@chatvert182 what's the link? my live video sucks  0 1
@MikeTheGuy  I am so bummed!  I won a key on 95SX, but my work schedule changed and now I can't go...   Oh well, there's next year! : 0 1
revising  0 1
@ddlovato http://twitpic.com/6np19 - DEMIII I cant wait for you back in france  I miss u  0 1
@Utlah Well, Katamaris DO get bigger to pick up bigger things...  0 1
@sudhamshu @rohitsabu off for office lunch... see you later guys..  0 1
financial stability and central banking isn't as fascinating as i thought it would be  0 1
@hrag well...i know what this music says to me.  is it the same for you?  love all of it.   0 1
@caseysevenfold - we went to Bundaberg, but no-one came  perhaps that is why! 0 1
@TJP5082 fuzzy head this morning and I've got her song in my head now benny lava  0 1
another rainy day! I miss the sun  0 1
@sabryan03 Lay-off. She just found out she's pregnant. FML  0 1
@AGM13 thank u sir. I have yet to name it though. Just got it yesterday  0 1
will be home soon.!  0 1
feeling absolutely horrid. slept 2.5 hours last night (if that) sore throat, fever, aches! &amp; im at work      wishing today would end now! 0 1
@Vain_Fame noooo  *starts to cry* 0 1
@uscweetie wish I could go to the bbq, have meetings all day  0 1
@BrbiK I had fun too! Now I just don't want to get dressed  0 1
@shawnafennell Heh. No problem. Thanks for being one!   0 1
@mszjoycii tell me about it  0 1
@bookavore Have lots of fun - I'm sad I couldn't be there. I still have to come get my donut some day.  0 1
@pagirlhere  That I can buy women ?  0 1
@Rayne_S u remind me that i wanted to watch daisy of love online  0 1
Today I have my first day in the Teleton  I'm very nervous! 0 1
I just wanna know who wins the gold logie already  0 1
i am sooooooooooooo confused bout twitter  0 1
@billbeckett @mgchislett if you are coming to perth in august please make it an all ages show  It is silly to have an over 18 show.we &lt;3 u 0 1
@dumbblondy well then send some energy over this way, I need it immediately  0 1
@ryanarillo 68, 26, 3, gaktau. hhe  makanya ry,,, doain gw masuk 8. okeoke?hhe 0 1
is awake at 7am on a Saturday  0 1
@Hadramie yeah man, my sched is tight-ass! argh. tue is another hell date  standby for an early 9am mamak brekkie thu or fri? TTDI ok 4 u? 0 1
@KuraFire I would totally do second brunch but I have to do work and @cbowns still has my laptop  0 1
is on a coffee break  0 1
@ivanwantspeace i am slightly jealous  haha.  i want sunflowers and brownies. lucky bitch haha 0 1
my biffle taylor is here!! wheee!!  0 1
Trying to go vegetarian (health reasons) loving www.wholefoods.com  any other veggies out there have insight/suggestions to offer? DM me  0 1
Watched The Golden Compass and Prince Caspian with roomie tonight, much fun  0 1
I wanna go to new work and get in every cab till i get into the cash cab.  0 1
@jmarleec83 yay!! you have one  haha 0 1
don't want to go to work  0 1
@lemine Bikram won't marry you if you keep underperforming  0 1
Ello every1!!!! Lost my game today  but I beeeeeeaaassstteddd 0 1
Oh man now it's raining...seatbelt now buckled...thanks bates for wishing I have a blow out and flip and burn up  0 1
@GingerSoup Woo, go team study! *hi5!* I'm going to go cry in a corner now  0 1
@TheFUA Mi-au primit returnare de produs stupid no questions asked  0 1
@staceyrebecca Oh no  F*'em lol @thekateblack nicely said 0 1
so my grandma's over for the night, which means she has my room. looks like im downstairs on the sofa  0 1
My house is starting to calm down  0 1
feelin uber bad about the death of my child hood hero. Does anyone remeber Kung Fu Masters? R.I.P Cane  0 1
At the gym but feeling super lazy  might just go for a sauna in a bit! 0 1
this is wicked: http://tinyurl.com/c525qb  0 1
@MikeSpremulli Fortune cookie says your friends appreciate your WordPress installation skills  (as well as other tech stuff) 0 1
@insearchofnkotb awesome! can't wait to hear how it goes.  0 1
@Pingu87  jealous 0 1
@jlkroll f ww.... you're in europe.. i have no plans this weekend and you aren't around  when you coming back? how is it? 0 1
@tillypeaches its a story of a CHARMED LIFE!!  0 1
Wondering how much work I'll get done tomorrow with @marissaloveee in History  aha. 0 1
I miss my iPod  Sad times.. But! Ali's house today  *sings* Father Allyson... :L Daughter ;) Aorta? I miss my fellow Cackling Witches  0 1
Back from Sparrow Hill, sore and tired, but not broken. Can't say the same for the Instigator  0 1
@IvyBean104 I love you  0 1
@hideparker : here too! copy cat.  0 1
@lorihickey my mother isn't letting me go  i'm about to kill someoneeee. 0 1
Good night tonight. Very good!  0 1
@alexson What did you buy?  0 1
Do my shoes hurt or do my feet hurt?  0 1
@Jessiexists Because it's quick, simple and effective. Linda like FB updates, but with more features. It just... Works!  0 1
can't find my cat!!!  0 1
Okay, this time I have good reason for staying up till 2 in the morning. Just watched Australia with Kirst, Abbie &amp; Bethany. Sleep time  0 1
@esabas thank you awesome stranger for being my 40th follower  0 1
@thelarssan Good  0 1
@AnnaCookieFreak Oh my god. Sooo sweet  I love you more!!!  Can't wait for tomorrroowww  0 1
@gemmmmy_x of course it's not ;) *cough* uh took Holly down the beach  just finishing HP then I'm going online (Y) xx 0 1
@jjsevier read those last two tweets back to back without the context of whoever you were replying to.  0 1
i practically broke both thumbs at my cousins party  0 1
sleep comes for us all. goodnight twitter-land! (yeah, i know. me going to bed before 4am. but i have a 9:30am shoot tomorrow)  0 1
@NKOTBSummertime LOL .. no worries ... I am and always have been a Donnie Girl  0 1
@KathiMcFly yep with my two best friends ;DD melli &amp; katie [: but now it's over  WAS AWESOME hehe [: 0 1
140 is the New 420 ...  Twitter Tees by Threadless http://twitter.threadless.com/ 0 1
If in 30 minutes i'm still so bored, i think i'll go sleep blah  0 1
Above &amp; Beyond was AWEESOOOOME In trance we Trust  Venue got UPLIFTED hehe 0 1
@Nick7782 Thanks for the Friday follow &amp; Happy Morrissey day to you  0 1
@DavidArchie hell in the most beautiful way is falling in love-- yes or no? why? please reply!  0 1
@Richard_Gable PMSL you are nuff joke bruv  0 1
@tommcfly And I love when you do it  0 1
For the record, I was not twittering in the midst of passionate throes. I was clearly quoting alternate lyrics to a song  0 1
@its_ams i got one on order from ebay but mine packed in finally today and needed one immediately cos i have uni work due in  0 1
27th december! can not wait for tickets to go on sale! on ma birthday aswell  woop!! 0 1
Trippin' over the people who follow you on Twitter  and content with some of them particulary 0 1
I'm just noticing NOW that a handfull of my favorite youtubers are gone  0 1
@mrscurvy I did, I haven't gotten it yet  they said I have to wait 0 1
@NoLuckNeeded Thank you!  Enjoy you're day!!  0 1
thank you @keyoperatedzero @weedoutofthepot @gellirb64 @Chicken_PIE97, Andie and Tony for the bad-ass time.  0 1
@miahump ooooo... that you dont love me no more on twitter..  not like you used to... lol.. im out of it. dnt mind me but i think we 0 1
@QueensleyFelix Lol, u right! Glad she knows about it! How's all that goin for ya?  0 1
How do you spend the school holiday with your kids? I am working most of the days....  0 1
Wee work let us out a half hour early.  0 1
Never Mind The Bollocks is making the day pass in *such* a pleasant manner...  0 1
With my baby  &lt;3 0 1
@KevinWGrossman Going to the cottage in Wisconsin  0 1
@ErickSZ  I turn it off mobile phone play because they group it under permission to be used by other forms of media etc. 0 1
@britthosey It's awesome! I know I am going 2 b loving it once I get it all figured out. My phone contacts didn't get pulled over though  0 1
My baby daddy (lol) Batista won the WWE Championship   0 1
@thisiskristin im wishing you luck  0 1
had to dance outside in the city, but when the rain started to fall, they cancelled it.  I didn't even dance!  0 1
@serkantoto Twitter likes you  0 1
@ddlovato heyy! demi how are you?? im your really big fan from pakistan!  reply plz!!!!!  0 1
Feel like a shut-in on days like this   I know we need the rain, but this is more like a monsoon! 0 1
I need My voice back...  0 1
@iMonic Awwwww. Thank you dawg!  0 1
@taylorswift13 I'm going to your concert on Friday at the Staples Center! I'm sure you're gonna rock!  0 1
http://twitpic.com/6ql0k - haha ! had my haircut  0 1
@funrunrobbie Are recumbents really bicycles?   0 1
i went to bed and thought i could sleep the night away .. i was wrong .. dead wrong!  0 1
Live streaming the MTV Movie Awards.  WOOO Congrats Ashley Tisdale! EFF the haters. Lol. 0 1
Sooo mad. i  cant believe im about to go to school after this 'fun' spring break.  0 1
coughing fits all night. these cough drops taste disgustinggg. anyways that was a lot of letters from emphasis. i need a blunt.  waaahh 0 1
Gutted im stuck in  0 1
@mikeashworth http://www.fitbitchbootcamp.blogspot.com/ Painful, but will be worth it - sorry no men allowed!  0 1
@Chicagoist Another great charity event is taking place this weekend too  @ProfPalooza http://tr.im/niwk http://www.professionapalooza.com 0 1
exams in 2 days, 13 hours and 28 minutes. i havent even started studying yet! i am so gonna fail  0 1
I'm still ill. Have to cancel my performance on thursday  not good. I also had a strange dream about The Maccabees last night.. aha! 0 1
he's my best friend i will always love him and it will never ever be enough  0 1
@selenagomez what show what show????  i wish i was in the city today  im going thurs which means im missing you! 0 1
@JustinMGaston i want to go see it  0 1
oh... nice find... thanks @evablue for this one  ? http://blip.fm/~6ikvf 0 1
@spinningerin  my fave hand cream is Lush Helping Hands. Light fragrance and comes in two sizes, tub and handbag size pump. 0 1
@AFPMissouri Thanks for the #FF....sorry it's a late response, was out all weekend.  0 1
@2001broham I saw you out there...I don't have to tithe though...no activity report to fill out! JK  0 1
last day of Grade 10 tomorrow!  I'll miss you jack! :'( 0 1
@MyLifeinLeeds sounds cool, speak with you soon  xx 0 1
Looking forward to laying out by the pool and drinking margaritas tomorrow! This time, wearing a HIGH SPF!  0 1
@Pascalia huhu I wish my pacar always in sydney with me ...  0 1
@wearetheredsox Anything for my #redsox.  0 1
@tommcfly Tom, you are so beautiful as Dougie ok?  0 1
Can't get Adobe air to load on my desktop  so I can't use either Tweetdeck or Seesmic Desktop.  &lt;sigh&gt; 0 1
@gemmapritchard1 at 10.30 at night?  you ARE a domestic goddess  0 1
Big exam Friday approaching.. Eek! Two, two hour exams...time to revise revise and revise...sooner be at work than doing this  0 1
I should be sleeping considering I got almost NO sleep last night... But I'm headed to the boys' to hang with shu and ashton.  0 1
I am feeling sick  0 1
@jasonmitchener Hello!  0 1
Im in a weird, sad/tired kinda mood  0 1
@mlbarnes2009 Nice TV - I have a small one in my office - can't see the big one from there   big one: http://twitpic.com/6ji9h 0 1
@kreitz nope, haven't seen it yet.  I'm jealous.  0 1
@tomatonoob my haircut doesnt look like the haircut that you wanted me to get  0 1
On the way 2 yet another day of School... Wish I can go meet Pink  0 1
Emma still has a fever of 101.  0 1
@Dannymcfly  I wish I could've been there! but I don't live in BsAs... I'm from Bariloche (1700 km away) you should come on vacation! 0 1
I'm one of the winners of the Developing Challenge of the Vodafone MobileWidgetCamp which was held last month. Really cool!  0 1
Watching two and a half men  0 1
is very busy for preparing tomorrow's garage sale, secondhand stuffs  0 1
@ladydeath138 just  for a group of people who love him  hes following us aswell.so we no he appreciates it.. xx 0 1
@SHEMintechnico wow LOL  nice @ me. -sigh- 0 1
@estherrozella Thanks, MBA. I love you too.  (Note: For future reference, MBA = My Beloved Asian) 0 1
@lukebenward haha, you don't really look 9 =/ my friend is just a major loser, i promise  0 1
At ortho......ouch!  0 1
@m0php Oh good God, thats so many forms of yuck  0 1
@Destini41 you know you are like completely awesome right?! Hope you're day is going good.  0 1
Headed to work  no longer carrying any twilight books cuz I finished the twilight series...  bring on the movies... 0 1
just left a rather tearful Raph at camp. seems full of jocks. of the somewhat malicious kind.   (Raph is not sporty. not a jock at all) 0 1
@Michael4evax SV 9.0 is better  i have it too 0 1
@DJWiLLGATES grrr i dont believe u!! i think somewhere along the line u started to hate me  im coming to ur house to take my movie back!! 0 1
Making banana bread!!  the fam is excited haha 0 1
Hmmm... heavy rain this morning may just put paid to us trying out the tent later on  0 1
is wondering where on earth her silly boyfriend is. Come onnnnnnnnn.  0 1
is having a down day   !!!!! xxx 0 1
Frustrated from shopping  wanted a new top but kind I want are all built for ppl of a different shape... ? 0 1
@yasir_ibrahim important to be honest  - the phone is the weakest part, unsurprisingly, as it's their first attempt. Other mfrs no excuse! 0 1
I want mom to put on BOLT again. I liked that movie, but it made me look a bit lazy. I wanna solve crimes and save Penny TOO, you know!  0 1
Gooood morning twitterrrr  0 1
Mmmmmm Chocolate........YAY I have some chocolate too!  @DazzleMeThis 0 1
@Hebbie mornin hebbie  sun's shinin over here in germany too..not for much longer though..storms on the way  0 1
@elyssek  http://bit.ly/11VoOl  skip to 2:19... amazing... you've probably seen it.  0 1
a combination of a TON of work and a wave of extreme sadness is not fun at all  0 1
Alas.. the end of a long weekend.. Wonder when will the next one come..  0 1
following footsteps of ishaan to save the grade... still missing my laptop   [heartbreaks when IC's crash] 0 1
@the_fake_tk Sadly, I dont have any pics from the Dunkin appearance  However, the jac of all nets episode will be up soon!! 0 1
@JohnsHopkins lacrosse on Sportscenter Top 10 plays today  0 1
working on some stamping projects  First idea was a wash, moving on now 0 1
My godbrother just graduated from Morehouse College! Talk about proud  0 1
watchin you know the phillies and their loosing  0 1
@JohnFrancisHair beautiful!  Have a wonderful day my friend!  0 1
My last recital weekend ever!  0 1
raaaaaaaaaaarr anyways time to sleeeep nite everyone  hope i can escape from listening to her songs tmr... 0 1
@sagefreehaven Currently I wait until the torrent finishes &gt;_&gt; Getting more hyped by the minute, though.  0 1
just home from a great weekend away...refreshed, and ready to take my business to the next level  0 1
Mama Lucia in Columbia, MD: decent lunch food but not great. Very slow service.  0 1
@1Kali3 well we would go but with the baby stuff going were unfortunatly not gonna be able to fly  0 1
@jessicae429  flops, however, would probably not provide adequate heel support....hmm  0 1
Imma read Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist tomorrow. PS: I finally watched What Happens in Vegas. It was awesome!  0 1
@MsAmandaJayne I wish.  No money   Plus I'm going to Vegas in October with @Marlee1126 and @marcdraven so I need to save up. 0 1
l Listen Fly With Me Of The Jonas Brothers !  0 1
i wana go bck to bed! hate being up this early!  0 1
@GayleWriter oooo good luck! But seriously I hear that's super hot right now anyway  0 1
@tim_kirby @dnas2 I often wonder why we do comms for some events. Next Sunday I'm being picked up at 04:00 for Windsor Triathlon  0 1
@writer_sheri i think so too, i think in the coming weeks we'll get there, #militarymon will make it!  0 1
@Pamela_Tieu it's ok~ you just try and find friends on here and follow them to get their updates - like what you've done with mine  0 1
Getting Ready to start another busy week - lots of work to do today  0 1
@Bringxknives i sorry  meanie head 0 1
@officialTila You are still a little girl  0 1
@CourtneyZito yes, i kinda agree with you...he failed to mention that he had only done a couple other portraits before mine...oh well  0 1
ok so my stomach really hurts..&amp; so does my heart .. so im goin 2 bed! g'nite twitts! pray that i dont die in my sleep plz LoL  &lt;33 0 1
In my first law schoolesque class!!! OMG!! I'm bored already!  0 1
deep conditioning my hair; I love my curlyness!!  0 1
Accident on corner of republic and judges. Avoid cresta  #trafficza 0 1
@MatthewBryan ur welcome!  x 0 1
why can't I remember plant names and its pictures well ...  I am going to fail the quiz again. 0 1
@ThisIsRobThomas I'm in intern at 'XLO! Yay!  0 1
@TiaSparkles The end was painfully to watch. Tore myself off the comp &amp; reboot my brain, but ended up w sun-induced headache  You? 0 1
i will be happy when you are  0 1
@katalee02 Kat I like it! It DOES have a nice ring to it, eh?  0 1
Bad news about the engineering works is its on the liverpool - manc line, which means the bin dippers will be able to get here faster  0 1
Trying to decide if I should have lots of caffeine, try to get a bunch of things done or crash on sofa. What would Jesus do?  #wwjd 0 1
@sidv @wmsuman Dm'd the disaster  0 1
@vexinthecity  my sky box is playing up, keeps saying no satellite! 0 1
Feeling a lot less sore and a lot more well-rested this morning.  0 1
@CremeMagazine yay, can you tell us what posters are in it? *hints* hehe, netball this weekend and freezing weather  Have a great weekend 0 1
So sad ... I just witnessed the death of a turtle in my back yard.  I tried to save him from the dog but I was a few seconds too late.   0 1
@thetechbuzz I'd like the software  0 1
Basij reported to be dropping acid on people  #iranelection 0 1
#MyFirstTime in a car accident wasnt with my own car       Sorry @leroyjabari!!! I've been much better with driving tho..lol 0 1
@TheRealJordin is you voice better ?  I hate when I accidentaly cut myself! 0 1
Something real weird is goin on!!!  0 1
@kitschqueen thanks for the tip, I'll try but tight on time to Boston  0 1
@AprilShotYou hell yeah!!!!!!! im excited too  0 1
Ummm i miss hudz more than i can say.  0 1
@tankstudio Unfortunately we're not having a public opening  We'll be open from Jun 5 though - come visit then and say hi! 0 1
Gerrr ! Oh but I have a whole free week afta 2moz!! Really looking 4ward to the rest!! It's well deserved if I do say so myself!  0 1
My brain is slowly turning into mush. Better take a break and then do something fun... like crocheting  0 1
good morning! how's everybody doing today?  0 1
I HOPE I CAN UPDATE MY TWITTER WHILE I`M THERE.  0 1
I'm kinda sad about Ed McMahon. I was so sure we'd meet someday when he brought me a check.  0 1
Got a piercing instead of a tat  0 1
@bradiewebbstack :O socks and showers? they dont mix, trusst me. they get wet and you cant wear them anymoreee  its miserable 0 1
@mandeev I can't go today.  Give them my love, I'll see you guys soon.  Ily! 0 1
@cherryspoon The bus has been really important these last two seasons! Remember the joy when they got it running again?  0 1
@MJJNews: this place hotel  0 1
if yesterday was considered Heaven then today must be Hell  0 1
I miss faceboook soooo muchhh  gosh i'm pathetic. 0 1
@millennialprof Can I have your old one?   0 1
@workformeonline I didn't understand that   Try commands like 'Buy 30 #tag' or 'Sell 30 #tag' 0 1
I agree with Perez on the R-Patz thing!!! Leave him alone!  0 1
managed to get internet back a bit...feeling pretty bad atm  0 1
@Letanya u could do that. but i put some popcorn in my hand together with some M&amp;Ms and then eat them together right away  0 1
@CarolinaChaotic no  i wanted to but my mom already paid for the jb concert so...yea 0 1
Mom said that if Mona doesn't throw up the ribbon or pass it we can't afford the surgery she'd need.  0 1
@ohmymae yup. hehe. im excited for the shirt.  0 1
GOOD MORNING! hehe. I am going to my last gymnastics practice  Oh well at least I will still see them when I do tumbling. 0 1
 Cheatlake! 0 1
@tommcfly happy #juddday, tom  0 1
i'm very bored, waiting for @CamelCarcass to wake up, he wouldn't let me wake him up at 11.  &amp; got a postcard from @alexxandraftw 0 1
@risha_ wouldn't we all?  0 1
They took away my dunkin doughnuts so I had to settle for white hen....not the same  0 1
i'm sooooooooooo spoiled....i ALWAYS get my way...mwahahaha!!!  0 1
@lizvengeance - i told you i put them up hahahaha fool  and it comes up when theres new pictures on your home page  0 1
@brennabeesmalls I love it! Now if only I had a nickname I could change it to. Poor abused me.  0 1
@Amanda_Holden Welcome back, glad the account got sorted  0 1
@4hoursstanding Feeling horrible today but I look like a pirate with my eye patch! Eye is still sore!   Hope all is good! Must catch up! 0 1
@yuenz Tell me about it man..  0 1
@JStathamUnited Really? It *is* possible? Oh dear...   Oh, and stupider IS a word: http://bit.ly/RZsb6 0 1
@demilovat0 haha no. but I dont understand why you have a column in the 'following' only 3 people. but u answer to everyone, i dont argue  0 1
@Muserrr LOL I think that's just her smile  0 1
I want some ice cream!!!  I'm flexin on my ex if u know what I mean!!! 0 1
@JebDickerson I'm neutral on result but... would love to see a Game 7  0 1
@webmynd You are most welcome  I LOVE #webmynd, so I just try to do my part and share it! People are always amazed when they see it. 0 1
@PaintMeBluee i should be in the hood around 7ish , a tad late  0 1
i wish i knew someone who took the trig exam, i'm so scared  0 1
@princessaggy yeah that's very true...especially tracy morgan. but we shall see  0 1
@Amanda1972 I'm sorry.    I'm sure tomorrow is very bittersweet for you.  I'll be thinking about you! 0 1
@portmelguy too late - on my way to work now  I have stuff I need to do today anyway 0 1
Ugh... Full atm... 8 3 slices of pizza... Watchin da video of dont u want me by human league...  its on tv atm... 0 1
chillin at home watching some sportscenter, sox streak is over   but wait, the cubs have just a knob slobbin of a record! 0 1
@PhillyD  dude i was going to go to the meet on monday. but my motorcycle is broken. thats what i get for buying a harley.  0 1
Also, if you're still using twitterberry, step ur app. game up @ http://www.ubertwitter.com/bb/download.php. Thanx for that @iamfamz!  0 1
Nick gets off at 7 tonight. That I can handle. 5 days till we leave for Ohio. And yes I am counting down. Its a needed vacation!  0 1
@Kalediscope jersey folk know the truth i guess  lol 0 1
@mrswayandsodmg Thanx  n thanx 4 the compliment ;-) 0 1
day 1 of @rachelrowell's 10 lb challenge. it's 7:59am &amp; I've already been asked if I want starbucks AND chick fil a. eating my cereal.  0 1
@AmazingPhil yeah haha, may the 4th be with you  0 1
@jla_b but my AC is broke  even if it would help a little teeny bit it would bring me joy. 0 1
The day started icky but has gotten much better  0 1
@fayee_x haha, gay! lol, so wuu2 today? i've just been to the beach  0 1
@vbright Sounds interesting.  0 1
Dreams are illustrations about the book your soul is writing about you.               -marsha norwan- 0 1
the final  susan, julian, diversity or stavros flatly  0 1
@ponhovo hey, perfect picutre!  consider now installing tweetdeck, it's usefull tool... 0 1
So not looking forward to the next three days  Boo for work... 0 1
Dammit, I thought today was friday...  0 1
@Nikkers yeah that's why I'm still not home  0 1
@tiny1877 Oh no! I guess I'm officially a big nerd now. I heard the movie is great even if you don't like Trek... and I do  0 1
My neighbors grape vines are killing my poor roses  a jungle is officially taking over my backyard http://mypict.me/45NI 0 1
@siirensiiren Don't you wanna send me the other version of &quot;Cali Girl&quot;? The darker one?  0 1
My bff is mad at me and my drinking buddy isnt happy either  boo 0 1
everyone's taller than me now  even MJ and aiky! :| ) 0 1
@beccaroth Oh that's too bad.  0 1
Played tichu, lost all games  0 1
@vdoll92 Get 100 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip  0 1
@atraz OMG they hung out today? I'm jelous but no I was at work  0 1
@Tanyaa_ that's ok  I still love you 0 1
4 more followers and I'll be at 400!  0 1
@alyssabeatdown  yeaaah 0 1
@IvyBean104 Hello Ivy,enjoy your day  0 1
@strawp have fun. wish i was there  0 1
Jonothan ross was good tonight! The killers were awesome  0 1
call 1902 55 55 61 to vote for amy.  or 1902 55 55 64 to vote for charlie. 0 1
Writing a paper on fractal-esque patterns in organizations and educationl leadership but missing visiting bluegrass band  0 1
Goodnight  0 1
@KateRodrigues Hey Kate...im in WA too... sad to see you leave the other night  0 1
Erewhon changed my favorite cereal.   This is the second time I've had a favorite cereal get changed on me - both times for the worse. 0 1
@llofte You can stop any time. Just keep telling yourself that  0 1
@KatOslo313 Preach Kat Preach That's what's up ! Move mofo !!!  http://myloc.me/3XSv 0 1
Still painful to think of the new MAC we just got for daughter being stolen from her car &amp; THEN learning about theft prevention software  0 1
@Jennifrayne Best of luck with the Leaving Cert, soon it will be over and you'll be able to enjoy the summer  0 1
I'm ready to go to bed... but I can't  so much work not enough time 0 1
OMg so frigging tired  school  tomorrow NO! 0 1
@tswiftlover13 omg that's extremely close!!!  I bet you're super excited! 0 1
Time for a shower then off to work for the day  0 1
Good Morning Tweet World  Hope everyone is having a most spectacular day  0 1
in inlove with my teacher  0 1
Went shopping for food at the EM-TE. We get 10% off every week  the rest of the day I'm cleaning the house.  And watch some Roland Garros 0 1
...that wont turn up til saturday  0 1
@teamrobsten did you see this  I can't find the info on Splash. http://bit.ly/cdrcw 0 1
@sparker2 Thank you for inviting me to the great event. By the way, you guys study too much.  0 1
@mhueter What's the time and score? WNBA.com not updating, LiveAccess not playing  0 1
@michaelsheen http://twitpic.com/4f2t1 - now this is a cute picture!  0 1
working out at the hotel gym.  112 calories burned. 0 1
@thetoughsams unfortunately not yet  I'm going for 9 days to visit some friends and family 0 1
Taken the day off college to rest my ankle. Got a lot of guitar practice aimed for today. Oh and possibly some work  0 1
Haven't tweeted all day! Bored  0 1
@HBIC_Mommajo what's wrong hun  ? 0 1
Got a scale and I weigh 48 kgs.. I don't know what that is in pounds but I was originally 46  am I fat now 0 1
@heidisa Hey girl, not going to make it by to see you today at Seton and not sure when I am going home  0 1
@smart_kookie haha have fun  ! well im away back to studying - first exam 2moro.  xx 0 1
Out and abouttt  0 1
$500 for winning battle of the bands tonight!! Gotta love it!  0 1
@cynthiasant0s i miss u too cynthia! i cant wait till ur home tomorrow too! hey! meet me at church at 5 if u can...  0 1
is up and getting ready to go dirt biking with Becca this morning!  http://plurk.com/p/x67jm 0 1
@jedmadela great voice!  0 1
i need to make friends who know how to play poker, i miss drunken poker nights  0 1
It's cloudy  0 1
Can't wait to get my new 32gb iPhone!  Still not showing as shipped...   My company is now officially building iPhone Apps! 0 1
So they where in the FC Chat?? We always miss all the fun  Now I have to go to work and going Footloose tonight... 0 1
lions lost  by 6 points sighhhh....good last quarter though. at least we didn't lose all our dignity! haaaaa 0 1
oh, nd good morning!.  0 1
@benipsen I'm not sure I can name that tune .. but I'm very impressed.  0 1
@Mr_Marty bbc volume works fine for me. Seen this family guy last sunday, but its still funny  0 1
Back to work.  wish i could take a week off and go somewhere other than here! 0 1
I'm finally going to sleep.. Goodnight everyone  0 1
@JUS_10 - ''it's amazing, so amazing . . .&quot; - my heart hurts though, sad   - haha. ox 0 1
@Shan10 at the house hella board cause the dip tired and don't feel like workin  I feel the need to work smh who feel like workin tonight 0 1
@AdrianneCurry it sucks that the books have come to an end  0 1
Making sprite bottle babies= alot of fun.  best night ever!!!! Had so much fun with Sofia  0 1
@melissa_djohnst It means I'm not interested enough on a basic level  0 1
Just downloaded a tweet app for me google phone. On way to work now.  0 1
Twitters going f*c*ing nuts. Or is it the world?  Wow. 0 1
Today is so gloomy  0 1

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Dmb on tv  1 0
Today is graduation! This is the first class I graduated! My boss won't even let us attend!  1 0
Enough is enough  1 0
time for bed...tomorrow = ? Won't know till I get some sleep!!  1 0
3-1 wow   1 0
@HO_viatt twitter wouldn't be whole without your inappropriate self (although it might be a lot cleaner  1 0
@DanielEgan Sorry we missed you.  As touristas we didn't know how to factor traffic into the GPS estimates. 1 0
http://www.myspace.com/trailerpark omg u guys have no idea how excited i am. see  later my tweeties  1 0
just finished watching my cousin on tv  hopefully i'll remember to watch next episode.its so cool personally knowing the person on tv. 1 0
i hate my freaking hair, it's so curly!  1 0
@rsethh oh no... i'm disgusted and hate that he's on it. I meant &quot;This can't be real?&quot; like &quot;please make it not be true, make it go away&quot;  1 0
@RayBlanco aw, you're such a sweetheart...  1 0
@eliasNL Ah, it's finally Kim's big day! Please give her my best wishes! And good luck being the best man...  1 0
giving up on giving up  1 0
wish you all the best, my hyperbolic bestie  1 0
http://twitpic.com/7uv3k - Bored in the car  1 0
@joeymcintyre thanks for posting!   see you 5* in Toronto!  Can we bring books to 5*???? 1 0
@dmeeno Mum took it to work  I'm stranded!! 1 0
Y'know, I'm getting myself an XBox 360. When Natal ships  1 0
A well deserved Chinese takeaway tonight, seriously need to wind down  1 0
Missin Mo really bad today...  1 0
is it just me? ....or it getting damn cold again?  1 0
been beautiful today in london ! hope its like this for the week  1 0
Needs a new job  1 0
:sighs: I don't know. Might take me a nap. It's boring today, I'm watching ANTM Obsessed. But hey, I wrote somethng for v3!  1 0
good morning!  1 0
wants to get sims 3  1 0
@glukkake It's good to be loved.  1 0
@DanielDanger No, I did not have a Sephiroth avatar!   ...It was a Cloud avatar, and he was photoshopped to have black hair and tears.   1 0
@egallion is super gay.  1 0
I don't belive in love stories   Because love is a BIG crap. 1 0
No homeowork so i get to figure out what to wear tomorrow and what to do for the rest of the day!!  1 0
Good morning and actually I mean noon. But I'm just having my breakfast.  1 0
@kwill15 I gotta find a way to beat Brad in our competition  1 0
There is a guy in the Student Center walking around playing music from his cell phone... its like his own personal theme music! love it  1 0
@therealjordin #iremember having a popsicle party on every last day of school for summer.  1 0
@mrskutcher how about mistreated/underpaid/unpaid maids/helpers? there sure is a lot of injustice in the world. we need social justice!  1 0
@Willie_Day26 yall were were the MAIN reason i came back on twitter so i could follow u guys! a follow wud b so nice!  i sound greedy lol 1 0
I am twittering from a MacBook in the Apple Store...which is so much fun.  1 0
@mitchelmusso I wanted to go SOOO BAD! but my mom was like maybe next year  1 0
has just fired up the BBQ  1 0
@CrunchyCarpets - That sucks. Seriously. Which is why the Vancouver BlogHer meetup will be cool - a good way to meet people ahead of time  1 0
Homework. Yay. =/ I am counting down the day for school to be over.. It's a pretty big numberr  1 0
@mariliazevedo red wineee  1 0
i never update Twitter anymore ..  so sad! one week of summer left! :'((( 1 0
@marie_scott she is a pretty dog.  I hope she wins there.  Her brother did well in MT.  I miss her already!   1 0
@aimeemabelle thank you for the rt  1 0
@jumblejim House of Reps talks about you waaaay too much.  1 0
Is Santa with you?  1 0
International Surfing day. Sweet! To bad it's flat.  1 0
Just saw Up -- omgggg so good and cute  !!!! And yeeeeee for nba finals ! Lakers&lt;3 1 0
Another hot day  loves it  http://myloc.me/2aT1 1 0
ok maybe not a ton.  i exaggerate too much sometimes. lol. 1 0
@nickcummings I opted for 'He's not that into you.' I think I paid my dues  1 0
too much caffeine &amp; stress overriding the effects of neurontin  1 0
I wanna go to a Dover race  Maybe next year! 1 0
@ToddBrink i hope your announcement works  1 0
@EVERYONE. NIGHT TWEEPIES* LOL  1 0
Iced americano! Freeeesh  1 0
@websiteowner  yeah it was obvious! If we couldnt get tat pics that was the next best thing! got me a cherries tote bag today, well happy  1 0
one of those rainy days  1 0
@gault_timothy  and you didnt invite me?   1 0
@taylorswift13 You R performing in my town tonight. My 4 yr old daughter is upset we can't go, but you all sold out. Hope u enjoy urself!  1 0
Oh, the joys of living next to a war zone.  @ Home 1 0
http://i40.tinypic.com/2dlq593.jpg still sad about ian  ill miss you bb.: http://i40.tinypic.com/2 http://tinyurl.com/mp5bgt 1 0
@jamieaiken919 *JEALOUS* I desperately wanna go shopping, but alas, I have no cash.  1 0
@sween Whom do yu wanna kill ??  1 0
BTW storms have done something 2 our wifi. Twitter in all forms isnt updating in &quot;real&quot; time. I might seem late in replying 2 @ or DMs.  1 0
@pinkbunny69 ohhh no!!! Did u manage to get abit of a tan?? I'm good Hun.. Bloody cold here!! Just got my ponderland season 1 DVD  xxxx 1 0
doing nothing good  ... thinking of buying a xbox 360 XD 1 0
as if i finish work @ 11. is that even allowd cauz im under 18..? i dont think it should be.  1 0
Going to buy some frozen peas for Ricky Hatton  1 0
@trishasales Have you seen the &quot;Trending Topics&quot; in Twitter? Mine says: &quot;Eat Bulaga, SIS, Philippines, David Archuleta...&quot; Haha, so cool!  1 0
dang husband... running late and not telling me.  I think my stomach is digesting itself  1 0
@VickyMinor D: I still haven't heard it  I feel like I'm missing out now. 1 0
stay at home......... and do nothing  1 0
@ONE80Visual  thanks for listening. Have a great weekend.  1 0
80% of my voice is back  but i think i talked too much again &gt;.&lt; hmm.. gang coming over to my hse tmr (: 1 0
I guess Ive just gotten used to it after seeing it a dozen or so times  1 0
@JulieKardashian man i feel like a lost a member of my twitter family  1 0
@nicolelouisej trying to make me jelous with the 'shake n dog' i never see the ashton and john tweets  1 0
@leetmarie Valita, eh? Well, Valita you'll just have to get used to not always getting your way.  I think you'll adjust and be ok  1 0
My next purchase will definitely be an external HD with &gt;300 GB space.. tired of deleting files to make space for new stuff  1 0
It's official, my dad has lost his left ring finger.  but he's good tho. 1 0
All the clowns and free food and alcohol  heaven. Where be britneh? 1 0
@astridaml thanx. Ini makan lagi disiapin. Obviously for me maag causes brain drain also.  1 0
@OfficialAshleyG sorry to hear that the 'fans' are being crazy...it's scary to think of the lengths some people will go to  1 0
@hannahhbananax3 I know Right!  And what happened to sid!  1 0
@carolineannxo  who r u gna take? 1 0
@causticjb  1 0
@aplusk LOL~ &amp;&amp;&amp;&amp; Then THEY CRY like BITCHES... LOL~ XOXO  1 0
Ughhh it's official, I'm sick  1 0
watching BOF....  1 0
going to church  1 0
LISTEN TO ADORE YOU BY LIL RAIN WHEN READING RAVS STORY!! HONESTLY MAKES THE STORY THAT MORE UPSETTING  IN A GOOD WAY! HAHA 1 0
@jennrach ps i love your new collages.. esp the fortune cookie one  1 0
So I finally showed him the songs, and idk what's happening to us, I emailed him to try to get answers, but her rarely goes on his email  1 0
going to sleep early for once. goodnight  1 0
@herevilroyalty thanks  which level did you 100% clear? 1 0
&quot;one thing is clear.i wear a halo, I wear a halo when you look at me.&quot; god I'm such a one tree hill addict. Lmao but I love it!!  1 0
@cherokeedassxxx hey cherokee dis cottoncandy  how have u been?MISS YA! MWAHZ 1 0
I am super tired and full this has been an exausting day and i didnt even get to go to church  1 0
@prizma Well, not working yet   I think I have to wait for the DNS to update 1 0
@ravelinks Part 4 is missing from the Leon Bolier download...   1 0
 I Cant Stand Ma Brother He Got The New Jordans I Want... *tear* 1 0
ı'm sooo sicken all the exams  1 0
congrats @pedro_munoz  on the win. Ichiro strikes out. M's lose. Ichiro's streak ends at 27 games.  1 0
@digidivaish yep!  I did it last fall, but not 3 months straight   it is fun!  will be better now that I had my surgery so I'm excited 1 0
watching game 6..... cavs vs magic.  looks like with be the magic  1 0
@Wossy have a great sunday  1 0
I just woke up...I can't sleep. I'm nervous...very very nervous. Two months away from here  Leaving in almost 24 hours 1 0
my hair is so heavy today, its giving me headache  1 0
@theOlsens hey!? i ? ur songs...ur ONE of my fave SINGERS..  1 0
♥ ♥ ♥ Happy Mother's Day!  ♥ ♥ ♥ 1 0
harry potter marathon. except for ss. can't find it  1 0
@mountainsunpub I shamed you into twittering eh?  Welcome. my wife is the twitter wiz so ask her if u have ?'s. 1 0
@JustinMGaston  Stay strong Justin!, i dunno whats going on, but I'm sure its drama, your an amazing guy!! 1 0
UGH...now she wants to go out. She must be feeling better. Eye still looks funky, hope it clears up  later geeks 1 0
@JonathanRKnight &gt;Usually I'm in bed and ur twittering now I'm wide awke and ur fallin asleep..oh brother    1 0
@sailaways Yes. I kept saying to my mom, a plane can't just disappear. How could that happen? Sounds like sci-fi...    1 0
off to bed now lol. it's 4:17 am already. i still have to attend a bday party tomorrow &amp; my headache is getting worse. this really sucks  1 0
@tuxrajesh Congrats!  @Karthik Dumber than Paris Hilton? 1 0
Awesome! Brian Williams just reported Obama watches Entourage.  1 0
@AminaMunster he's a tattoo artist &amp; he thinks you're hot  1 0
@westleyl the areca is full hardware with arm micro CPU  1 0
Finally went to my first concert last Saturday. Taylor Swift at the Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas! AMAZING. I loved it*her*kellie*gloriana  1 0
i took becky home  i really do not want to go college tomorrow, but i guess i need to 1 0
Getting ready to take @georgedick to the airport for his next stint in Anchorage. Many heavy hearts - it sucks when he's not here  1 0
@pharazon Ah never mind.  I'm sure you had lots of fun on the way there  1 0
Hetty is free from school today....  Whéeeeeee, gonna mis her, right eshter? 1 0
@abbyharenberg Warm and sunny. Just realised wearing a red t-shirt really makes my sunburn stand out!  1 0
Going to the zoo!  1 0
@xtashacanningx. hey, im more sunburnt than yday  watcha duin. i am goin to look for a job this week  x 1 0
googled the film`17` that every1 talkin about and got &quot;17 (seventeen) is the natural number following 16 and preceding 18. It is prime.&quot;  1 0
Up was the best movie ever!!!! So cute  1 0
YAY Taylor Swift and Lucas Till are dating  So cute! 1 0
Twilight New Moon trailer is out  -&gt; http://bit.ly/NSzfH , woohoo! Can't wait for the movie to be released! 1 0
@KristensRaw thx! ok.  yeah, that's what i thought.  saw &quot;bullet express&quot; infomercial ystrdy. a food processor &amp; juicer! 2 good 2 b true? 1 0
@leilaluciano wanna be with uuuuu!  miss u 1 0
@SteveHills Thanks for reminding me to check my followers list - yet another horny kitty got in there! Some funny comments on Search  1 0
My new place in paddo is so much quieter. It's what I wanted but all of a sudden I'm missing the busy sounds of darlo  1 0
@getemlolo kind of jealous. i want to be on a reality show.  1 0
Guess I'll take him with me to the dentist.. it's an 1h30 appointement !! he's going to get bored so fast .. but I don't have a choice  1 0
@mommymbd thats why we couldn't come  shawn wouldn't fare well in 93 degrees. It's ok softballs coming! 1 0
Im waiting on the phone call. I just need that call. I have to have it soon. Im going on emotional rollercoster and I do not like it.  1 0
http://twitpic.com/7ifnc - Hahaha very late.. drunk.. He's so special..  1 0
@staceyelliott3 nahh i don't think so, i haven't been talking to anyone just lauren a while ago :L i don't want to sit in all day but  x 1 0
@sanuzis Here's the link to student orientation if he needs to sign up yet  http://budurl.com/studentorientation 1 0
@CuzImSOOOCool You're not posed to tell you are gonna ruin the surprise!!!  1 0
@safclyndz http://bit.ly/cXWeI  Jammmy sods! I see Leigh Bromby  1 0
THIS IS THE GOOD LIFE  HANNAH MONTANA the movie world premiere. on INDONESIA 10 JULY don't for got it ^. 1 0
Back to logo designing.  1 0
@callmedarling Camino, Firefox and Opera all f****d up, all re-installed now, yay!  1 0
@EvanDUB forreal? I'm sorry to hear  1 0
are enjoying life, one day at a time  www.myspace.com/3goodreasons  1 0
Would rather like a new MacBook Pro (13 inch version would be sweet) but will have to wait on the lease on my current one to expire  1 0
@epicpetwars @GameFork  http://tinyurl.com/p6ntun: http://epicpetwarscodes.freeforums.org/o it's no worky for me  1 0
@velveteenflower Sounds good.  1 0
@wheeldog  I will try not to choke under the pressure!  1 0
@Anushray I have tried that. It isn't the same as playing on Windows.  1 0
Deserted, cruelly ahead of schedule! I turn reluctantly to BSG  1 0
finally home!! yey!!  1 0
Coffee brewing, on this #musicmonday morning i'm #listening to the fray... Here's to a good week  1 0
@donnbh Me too, haven't been lucky of late. Keep putting back/losing  400g or so  1 0
@careerrocketeer Get 100 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip  1 0
@thescript earplugs? well, I hope you'll find at least a little sleep and rest! enjoy NYC nevertheless!!  1 0
Hey you!  1 0
@NDollaaa eeeee they are! A lady on miami ink had a pet lemur! I went nuts. I want one! Only legal in some states though, not uk  weep! 1 0
@formerfatboys That's a good thing though, right? Awesome show yesterday btw  1 0
@dee__cee Hollywood Studios, Mickey's of Hollywood  1 0
@kiran_bhatti lol don't worry i went to sleep if you call 4 hours of sleep sleeping  Any educated guesses on what the thesis statement is? 1 0
@PaoMiami he is way too cute!!  him and his big brother!  love my boys!! 1 0
@ThomasHensel  Well, I didn't have you and Crystal talking. LOL. That's basically what happened.  1 0
@Jayme1988 really? i can tell... cos you just swore...  1 0
U can never go wrong with a full belly  ..back to work I go... 1 0
Just got my seat up grades for dallas!  I think I just became way more excited! 1 0
Haha i feel good. Did this really cute display at work. I wanna do something after wish my aCoribear wasn't babysitting.  ily 1 0
@caligone01 Thanks mama ! I absolutely adore her  1 0
@greeneash yeah. i cant wait to see new moon  1 0
Enjoyed the Apprentice final, but gutted BNP got a seat, unbelievable  1 0
Twitter had their picture setting down for a while. Finally able to access it.  1 0
YALL! I'm OVERwhelmed With StepBrothers Quotes! loll.. Yall Are Awesome.. StepBrothers Is A MOVEMENT.  1 0
REALLY wish I could go to Canadian Carnage  1 0
On a tweeting spree because Im bored  1 0
@warrenss, looks like you sent a msg to @travelerbot, but you're no longer following him. He can't dm you back.  1 0
goin to aunt geri's. gonna play lax w/ brielle tomorrow   1 0
@Playboy I think all the girls were hott in different ways, I totally missed out on this dream casting call  1 0
I don't want to clean today. I want to lay in the sun and drink margaritas, but nobody has a pool.  1 0
is never going to fall asleep at or before 11.  1 0
@madsvalentine hahahahaa good luck with that!!!!! text me if you're coming to my house before school.  1 0
@RMGJ feel better baby brother. ily  coming to take care of you now in your room. lol. 1 0
Just now watching So You Think  You Can Dance! Gotta Love DVR's!!! But I miss @adammshankman  1 0
fan-freakin-tastic  1 0
@BigBBrown: Thank u! How's ur wkend been so far? Catchin up on sleep?  1 0
@kirash4  I did!!!!   Thanks for sharing  1 0
i am so clumsy today.  1 0
The most amazing thing just happened! i finally talked to my best friend who moved away. I was so surprised she still remembered me  1 0
@howlertwit Jesus....  whatever next!  Get a pic of your face on there!!   1 0
Completed Race for Life in under 45mins! Not bad 4 1st attempt in scorching heat with no training!  #fb 1 0
@momentbymoment1 overwhelming tonight... asked for some help from a teacher ... she wasn't all that... understanding  1 0
@therealTiffany that sucks  1 0
A case of mistaken identity or plagiarism?... My Design: http://yfrog.com/0econcepth prospects new website http://tinyurl.com/mwur8t  1 0
Saves the day was amaazinggg!!!! Heading home now, i already miss them  1 0
Playing with my simself!  How fun!! 1 0
Bout to go to work. I have no clue when ill get done.  1 0
Drinking OJ like crazy!!! I can't get sick...but I feel it coming  1 0
@NikkiNoo1956 Sorry, miss read that, did you say you couldn't fit your arse in the Brixton Lido ha ha  1 0
up early about to head to by job on campus then class later.... I just want to sleep in all  1 0
@thejsharp TOTALLY AGREEEEEEEEEEEE BIA! Especially...especially...hotter!!!  1 0
@chocoshabi my most favorite scene: http://bit.ly/xwwxa  it's so cool !  i love scene 1x17  gonna watch it ! 1 0
@HolyMole I know, I'm ashamed of myself..  There's nothing in the Hotel of Mum and Dad  1 0
Sore throat  1 0
@SoRefined If I could teach the foot to go and make me a cup of tea, I'd be happy - and thanks, me too  1 0
@Yael_80 awww why thank you!  1 0
@NongLing  Thankyou  1 0
@Tattooed_Mummy thank you  1 0
@RyanSeacrest thanks much! watching the NEW MOON trailer @ ryanseacrest.com xoxo  1 0
the hardest goodbye of my life  1 0
At Gaby's waitin for our movie to start in a lil over an hour...playin wit her nephew and shootin Nerf darts at the TV haha Gettin seepie  1 0
I wish there was a forest trail right outside my house where I could walk, hike, bike, and explore! Buuuut I don't.  1 0
Hey people!! Please go and follow @peterfacinelli he has a bet with his friend that he can get 500,000 followers by friday! + he's HOT  1 0
Its Alex's Birthday, but I think she's sick  I dunno what Im doing today 1 0
Really, really big #iPhone  http://is.gd/13kP8 (via @appiphany) 1 0
@ChelseaParadiso so it's not just me I looked couldn't find the video either  1 0
 follow me 1 0
Twitter is eerily quiet. Agreeing with @bytera that Twitter has effectively killed its discovery aspect, but replying would hide this.  1 0
people here  miiiint. off to get blu in a min. 1 0
@lakersnation I love the lakers more than life!!!  1 0
on my way to sudia arabia  1 0
@David_Henrie Will Ferrell is going to be on next week's Man Vs. Wild!  1 0
Now hanging out with my aunt, listening to some music and just talking about what's been going on  1 0
Now off to work  1 0
@mommysnacks If I need backup, I will give you a call!    You guys are all making me laugh..love it. 1 0
@kaylaaaa_ muffin. if you're at work.. wanna do me a favor and text me my schedule for next week?  1 0
@chrishasboobs love reading your statuses, very good quotes to live by  1 0
@Samm_xo they  must have seen it on LVT cause they check there all the time  1 0
&quot;The struggles I'm facing, the chances I'm taking, sometimes might knock me down but, no, I'm not breaking&quot; &lt;3 Going to relax...night  1 0
@DivaDusty I don't really like playing the Infected at times.  I'm not able to perform at my best with them like I do with Francis.  1 0
Out on the boat!  I know I should be looking for jobs but it is amazing out! ~Lindsay~ 1 0
@andyclemmensen sway sway baby is playing on nova!!!  1 0
Umm....doctor's appointment...so much for no news is good news.  1 0
@sarah_coates everyone loves #leekspin  1 0
@delie31 That is very good to hear. Glad you had a good day. I did not get a chance to see anything on the Open all day! Too busy.  1 0
@Jean_o How has your morning been so far?  1 0
another stinking migraine   1 0
Downtown wondering why Katie's isn't open?  1 0
I am so happy my dog is doing so much better.   1 0
@DHughesy I'm home and in bed  I'm bored tho, not tired yet. What should I do tomorrow, hmmm? 1 0
Reading: &quot;Swine Flu e-learning course created by Devon County Council :: PublicTechnology.net  http://tinyurl.com/ogeqv5 ) 1 0
@ninghil Bonifacio High Street, dear.  We had lunch there. Fun fun fun! 1 0
R.I.P. David Carradine! A very sad day  1 0
I'm so hungry  1 0
@MarkReadMusic so excited bout 2moro. Wish I cud get 2 th o2, but I'm working  hav a gr8 gig tho xx 1 0
@CVanceismyQueen Actor Dahling  1 0
Blog updated  A peek into reality .... http://bit.ly/sldCE   Mumbai rocks as always  1 0
@RoxiiJonas Mine did that!    i still havent watched the last bit. bad times! 1 0
@GirlWars ummm my girl wars isn't working..... It says (network connectivity error  ) help! #girlwars #help 1 0
@OfficialBeecake Weather sucks in NY too  1 0
At graduation practice.  1 0
@avitania that sucks  poor chad 1 0
Credit card machine is down, have to ship it to Cali  1 0
in exactly a month.. my BABY brother will be 21. dang, im old.  1 0
@dannykurily I'll shop with you  I need a shopping buddy. 1 0
#stuffwotimadeup Contact Big Brother to be a bb voice and you will! How fantastic, a bb fans dream  1 0
Twitter is being a Twatter. It wont let me change my background.  Balls man 1 0
my story, &quot;Earthset&quot;, according to @charlesatan , appears in the June 15 issue of the Philippine Graphic   /endplug 1 0
There's an immortal spider in my room  1 0
@mitchelmusso would love to talk to you but i live in England so unfair  1 0
@trucklover Perfect. I'll give it a shot. I checked the Parallels knowledge base before tweeting, and found nothing. Twitter rocks  1 0
Something bit my nose  1 0
@untouchableTQ that is not good at all  im sore my legs feet and knees hurt from work... 1 0
FHP cherrypicking cars in the golden glades. Thanks for 20 minutes i'll never get back of my life-I didn't know i lived in a police state  1 0
@NoWeareCL thanks. That's really kind of you  And well timed! I'll delay thinking I've messed up and starting over for a while longer  1 0
@ChristinaCiulla Ya the weather is absolute crap  Are you sick again? Get better soon!!...or else... 1 0
@juniperus aww those kids...  I'm good, sipping my iced chocolate and pretending to be working! 1 0
cannot be arsed with school... grr:@ such a shithole  1 0
#GNO and I can't come. again. Bummer.  1 0
@woganmay twitter == substr(blogging,0,140) ?  1 0
but otherwise i'm having a pretty good day!!  1 0
Damn this peacock feathered necklace won't un fasten  1 0
@mileycyrus Hey! mtv.com won't let me vote cos im not in USA  but if i could i'd vote 4 you a million times. much lovee &amp; best of luck! &lt;3 1 0
Ughh i'm in desperate need of dayquil  1 0
@KimberlyDoll Hi kim  sending some love  is it a nice feeling to know that there are so many people that care for you? 1 0
can't stop online-ing! even in this exams week..  1 0
@michaelrholmes hugs 'n stuff!  I approve of the half-full part of that sentiment  1 0
@pilarwish espresso maker in the shower? Does the soap froth?  1 0
tireddd. classy class till 4. work at 4:30  1 0
@shoelover79 Yay! Good to hear your feeling better  1 0
wahey finally finished college! now im off to maynooth to supervise some exams and watch others suffer! me, evil?..  1 0
@jessebox124 definitely second on my playlist  much prefer the original to the nouvelle vague version that's for sure! 1 0
w00t ~ gotta go make my shakie now and be a GOOD GIRL!!   I&quot;m on a mission!!!!!! 1 0
happy bday to brad @csiriano ..even tho you nvr @reply back  1 0
@SpokeWithPics Thanks for #FollowFriday!  1 0
@DeanBarnett Is that the free trial that they were sending out a while ago? Still yet to receive mine  1 0
Very happy  1 0
@xscarletmx Haha, great minds think alike!  1 0
@MarcoPoe lmao I would cry  1 0
@Jo_Saunders09 ooo I have to finish history ...and I need to finish maths...I'm doing that atm and I need to do chem french n eng  1 0
@loic come join us! @chrispirillo's talk is entertaining.  #wordcamp 1 0
@boywonder101 Good morning....! No sun out.  1 0
@AngieWarren Pizza does make things  better  1 0
@dayumshefiine tellll me about it  1 0
@richardepryor well, she didn't fool me! But then I'm a mum. We know...  1 0
@prettiwhitt where are you  1 0
@sexpensive ok, good. Makes me sad when girls just kiss girls cause they think it's cool to do  that's cool! I haven't seen her live yet 1 0
@MarieLancup Hi Marie! So great to hear from you  - Enjoy this gorgeous (last) Sunday in May of 2009!! Sending smiles  ... 1 0
modem is down on our computer. no internet  ehh. 1 0
@kingofdesirex monster and a sandwich what?  1 0
@saaphyri Saaphyri, are you not gonna  be on the reunion show??  1 0
I'm working...  Just trying fixing another bug  1 0
@soniyazkhan yay!!! now get on it  1 0
Fun night.  saw drag me to hell. Super scary with a stupid ending. Then watched twilight at my house. Goodnight! 1 0
@monkey29992 ng?i d??i prep  1 0
Dr Wentz and Prudence have arrived in SLC for baby watch.  The pressure is on.  1 0
jeryll u gotta show me how to receive the twitts from selected people! idk how  1 0
@feblub They sure did!! About 15 mins after going to bed. Unfortunatly I left my phone in the other room so could not record for you  1 0
@singergirl82 aww, don't be sad  we had fun 1 0
twas a nice day out. damn shame i did laundry and now i'm going to the movies...still not a wasted day tho  1 0
@AYellowHouse Well, I think that's good news.  1 0
@KellyShibari Bwahahaha! From the girl who texted me from her couch???  I see a pot-kettle theme going...  1 0
setting up my new twitter account... finally  1 0
@AFROdeesYak who's ur date? and no our school doesnt have prom  1 0
@thedailysurvey i vote for Touch my Hand.  1 0
@meganedempsey just drove by our favorite place at Sanctuary  1 0
@wellyjulz I'm re thinking the winter boyfriend thing. I'm kind of jsut into someone I'm into  have also bought socks. nearly as good ;) 1 0
@tommcfly I think the wall hates you. I keep voting for you but the number doesn't increase at all  1 0
@JordanXavier  What are you up to today? 1 0
@musicbykg wow! congrats, lady! going big soon eh?  which TV show? 1 0
on train to Preston skl soon  listnin to secondhand serenade 1 0
want to go back to the beach  1 0
I have a dick on my back. Courtesy of Steph and Kayla  1 0
@QwertyManiac yes that would have been better and faster... now it is going to take ages to resolve this..  1 0
@schwa Thanks. Thinking I might go for Snow on main partition tonight after doing a SuperDuper backup. What's the worse that can happen  1 0
Just picked up a http://www.wowhead.com/?item=13899  Soon Formal Dangui will be mine &gt; 1 0
@seanmurphymusic Aww have fun! I can't see my mom on Mom's Day this yr! First one ever!  1 0
@crowfer bake huh? Maybe u can help me  1 0
says the internet was gone...glad it's back now that I'm home  http://plurk.com/p/xo9q3 1 0
@erinharada Hello again!  1 0
@JESSALACIOUS Just a little  1 0
@teddy_dunn Can i have him on loan while I'm sad just for a week? That's only as long as i'm ever allowed to be happy  1 0
@twitbudgie Hate it, especially as a teen when all my friends were tanning!  1 0
Got to get some sleep, Clithes Show Live soon  got to be up in 9 hours. Good night world x 1 0
@s3frik here´s the deal:  lo conecte, lo prendi y se escucha como prende pero all of a sudden no se ve   WHHYYYY???? 1 0
is uploading my keith urban concert pictures to facebook!!  1 0
@piginthepoke  Lol  grey skies as far as the eye can see, which is about 20 yards  1 0
N0T FEELING WELL AT ALL T0DAY!  1 0
@reverendgodless Thanks  im SOOO sick. UGHHHH. i know u are too, GET BETTER SOON! this is no fun! 1 0
had to check a few emails but I'm calling it now...my feet hurt  good morning folks 1 0
@OfficialBabyV Hi You should Tweet @BrittanyASnow - she is feeling lonely  1 0
@enzeehashhash Brace yourself...... It means bitxh  haha 1 0
Just feeling very, very sad right now for no obvious reason  1 0
@Orchidflower I'm so enchanted by the fact I'm sitting here debating bed, and youre' running kids off to school.. weird...  1 0
@BFabella ikr!? ....thanks though Bri  1 0
morning New Yorkers. Ugggh, haven't been sleeping properly since last friday  movies w/ rayan nd co tonight. YEAR ONE yo - over nd owt 1 0
@allthesimple You can surely count on a continuation of enlightenment Dee  I love sharing! 1 0
@nicoleslaw I did the sailing charter with friends for my 26th  1 0
english project  cant wait til school is over 15 more days!!!!! 1 0
Today is mean't to be a development day. Not got much done so far though  1 0
Kobe didn't even play today &amp; he's a top topic! He's def. the most controversial player in the NBA. So many lovers &amp; haters. I'm a lover!  1 0
@Merlene those are fun!  I was just thinking of you yesterday. How are things? Would love to see you one of these days. 1 0
can't wait for the last guardian... my holidez are now AND I'VE GOT NOTHING TO DO! no jobs around  1 0
First night in the new Atlanta apartment  soooo tired after a long day of moving!! 1 0
waving right back at  @cliffatkinson @davegray  When can we do pizza at Pi again? San Fran may be the shazam of chic, but stop back #STL  1 0
I finally feel tired. Yay! G'night.  1 0
@ChicoLaura We've been watching Heroes, too. We're almost done with Season 2.  1 0
odd looking picture. I'm worried. I think I lost someone who means a lot to me.  No one to blame but myself.... http://tinyurl.com/pveuu6 1 0
@khendrastic ....well since u put it that way  1 0
Thanks Friend,you're awesome  1 0
@rissacupcake lol I can't help it chonga! I light tight pony tails  1 0
Packing...  1 0
@1capplegate if it doesn't get picked up   is the end a cliffhanger? i hope not - absolutely love the show! 1 0
@TEYANATAYLOR I missed it when i feel asleep!  1 0
@marshmallowjade I ALREADY AM OBSESSED!  *SQUEE* 1 0
motivated! i just love school, it's one of the best sanctuary! i'll be learning Spanish tomorrow. yehey TTH schedule for Spanish! Ola!  1 0
@kentuckytour http://twitpic.com/6t4jz - It was me in spirit  1 0
@kmaes OMG that is so sad  never! 1 0
Off to work  1 0
lol oh dear, why am i jealous? i don't even like him?! oh my  1 0
Back from Britt's grad. She gave me a rose when they were giving flowers to their families  Off to see a friend who's in from Cali. Later! 1 0
@edbartlett gutted. We're not doing well on fitness/health front this year. Hope you feel better mate, good weather for convalescing mind  1 0
happy birthday to Stevie Wonder...timeless artist.  1 0
#ASOT400 next big asot on the moon!??? hahahah sad its almost over  1 0
@fyrret I doubt it'll be Fable 3. Seeing as Microsoft needs some more big guns. It definately won't be Black and White 3, which is sad  1 0
Going to call @derbu at exactly midnight (atomic time) and sing him happy birthday.  1 0
@stillness- daijoubu! watashii was nihongo hanase dekinai  translator always used for kana. 1 0
I guess some wanted the fellas to stick to strictly pop or something. It's all good. To each their own.  1 0
@enchantedquill yep! Mine's a black-haired, brown eyed Italian-blooded guy...  1 0
New Eminem video....just like the old days kicking around  http://tinyurl.com/dbxh3t 1 0
Why the long face booo  1 0
Just as my nose piercing starts healing nicely - I half rip it out in the night. OUCHIESSS  1 0
Up was sucha great movie  and god does taylor love me ) 1 0
@therescue Ever wonder to come to Asia? We would really like to help  1 0
I have a Katy Perry song stuck in my head. This is the worst pain ever.  1 0
Followed by the great Super Mazembe. One of the favorites around here  ? http://blip.fm/~5jkbp 1 0
@lutzkell i think new moon is gonna be way better than twilight- sad bc not much of the cullens  1 0
@sdmart http://twitpic.com/6q8rd - AWESOME!  1 0
seriously had an AMAZING day  1 0
@rongolden I run 3 days a week and ride my bike at least twice a week...would like to run more, but my body doesn't work doing more  1 0
@robdyrdek my husband wears the same shirt all the time, think you can send some of that this way??  1 0
@bjam331 &quot;bourbonish in crayola-ese&quot; That's funny! I wonder whether Kahlua is also a Crayola color.  1 0
@Recruitweet Congrats on a very unique win for PwC!  1 0
watching deal or no deal  1 0
Can't wait for Vegas! loved the Hawaiian guy with the unpronounceable name and tap girl and Mia as always  #SYTYCD 1 0
@BrandonPam The bad part is that it keeps on getting worse by the minute  1 0
trying to cool down my itchy skin that is reacting to retinolic acid cosmetic stuff.  1 0
Feel sorry for Poor adam who broke his leg on the first day of summer  1 0
#haveyouever thought u twitted to much?! I definately do! Sorry  1 0
is waiting for a delivery with the sky reception messed up  1 0
@BobaStacy Oh hahaa yeah girl she was off the hook. i was like WOW &amp; walked away. but yeaaah umm you need to come see me  1 0
@ashley_baby13 w/e  are you totally pumped for some caramel slice tomorrow? 1 0
@TRIFORCE89 it never works like that in life lmao  1 0
@fryfan20 so do I, but seems like very important for Stephen anyway  1 0
@thisisjaymie yea I do but no email as of yet  1 0
@ItzJusMeChris   It wasn't just your mention of the word &quot;albino&quot; that got us following   It was your cute pic!  1 0
6 different alarms just so I would be up by 6  1 0
Okay, now I'm in a bad mood. Where did my creativeness go?  1 0
I really want Mountain Mike's pizza right now  1 0
Is officially afraid of crocodiles.  1 0
@karinb_za he has no choice, I practically force it on him permanently! His pc is in the same room as the tv, so we both get our way  1 0
Can't fall asleep. Laying in bed staring up at the stars, my glow-in-the-dark stars. Little things make me happy  1 0
At work at 6:45. Pounding coffee and Courtney's graduation later today! Can't believe it's been two years already. Five more to go.  1 0
The attempt at going to sleep didn't work so I am pulling an allnighter.  1 0
Time for the painkillers.  #fb 1 0
Has to be Slapdash Sunday for NikNak but all day works are still never fun  1 0
What's with all the killings in churches lately?! My heart goes out to Dr. Tiller's family.  1 0
 lol suprises are just hard to do these days 1 0
@marriedlyfe no not yet. We thought Spring and it has been pushed way back.  hired a wicked publicist though. Look for info soon. 1 0
At the mall checking out the sights...super sneezy - apparently I'm allergic to DC   1 0
@Ryankfm @RichardHardiman now that's something for O'Connor Cam - DJ Drag Racing  1 0
Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Burn notice will start on June 4th again   !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 0
Still waiting for my things to arrive.....only 6 weeks or so to go  1 0
Stressed over the process of house buying  1 0
Off to bed. Work tomorrow 8:45 to 4:15. Then sleeeeepinn all the rest of sunday.  1 0
Why is it raining @Jesus?? I need to move furniture and boxes today  1 0
@WpgGirl Saw the Dave Matthews/Jimmy Fallon GPS skit...finally...hilarious!  I'll take one, too.  Hope you're having a great Saturday.  1 0
This is not sao paulo ... This is not miami ... This is not chicago... THIS IS DALLASSSS  1 0
@Princess_Han ah, normal people time! How I miss it! I'm just trying to keep myself up for as long as I can so i'm on not on normal time  1 0
Saw a baby, got fed, good day  1 0
@Teamugi sounds good about the motion sensing camera  #xboxe3 1 0
Work tomorrow  Eurgh weekends go too quick!!!! 1 0
@HeyBrittany33 Hey im from florida too! down in miami. i kno the feeling, i keep waking up this early and having nothing to do  1 0
@alliejsmith that's awesome! I can't fit in any of my dresses from high school.  1 0
@swiftkaratechop I loves your new ask swifty, I've been waiting for it for a while  1 0
@itsa1derful_lyf  Ugh...I worked super late last night and woke up late this morning  1 0
@PrinceSammie Hell No!! Don't Release No Sex Tape It'll Be Bad 4 Ur Image  1 0
@daveingland AH! it did show up!  thank you dearly!!! i am very touched.  1 0
@quelquefois Just started work in the area. Didn't buy pretzels, altho I did get Ruth's homemade granola bars.  1 0
birds, can't you tell it's 3:18AM?  anyhow, it's dark.  i'd appreciate some quiet.   1 0
about to crack open a bottle of Moet - thanks @dangerawesome  1 0
@mommymuse Cool. There's a bellydancing studio in Kent. My daughter says she'll flog me if I join.  1 0
heading to the park now  1 0
my hayfever is awful i cant like breath and my eyes are swallon i feel like crapppp  had it all last night aswell 1 0
@dschadel wow, you did great! Blew my wad on a Frankensoque mermaid that I LOVE. Will start saving earlier next time!  1 0
Photo: Currently reading this graphic novel. Really interesting so far.  http://tumblr.com/x7z1m7fap 1 0
is finally heading out the door to start the first leg of his US Tour!  ...just about 3 hours behind schedule.   1 0
I'm stuck with twitter wheter i like it or not. I'm back  1 0
Grace's migration to BBB delayed by Singtel weekend-only promo. Ahhh...  1 0
@mccmarianne ha, don't be sorry... I have an odd sense of humor... Like @sunnybuns said... Quite the visual.  1 0
@tiffmcmillan  that saddens me too.... 1 0
@aliecat628 i cant wait to see you either! i tried desperately for your video, but i didnt see a single band member  1 0
 It makes the format tighter. I prefer it now. @LorelieBrown new to me, then. lol I only started getting &quot;serious&quot; about my writing... 1 0
wanting to go home now  1 0
@mitchelmusso http://twitpic.com/6v57d - that look really cool..you desrve cool stuff like that haha  Loveee you 1 0
We miss you Prof. Motwani  1 0
@BluePoles Can't see the Reserve Merlot on your site  1 0
@van94 well, cant wait for new moon.  1 0
@missionsguru whew! I was SO worried about the reality of your southern roots. Only for a moment though.  1 0
@TwoPeasandPod A piece of your cake would make my Monday that much sweeter!  1 0
@aftershocks Nope! I want a playbill from N2N! And I have on from [tos] which I haven't seen  1 0
@TheMrMatt ohmy.  Well I may have to pry a bit more at Junedon. ;) 1 0
@crafty Hope it went well! Was rooting for you both from the (not so) comfort(able world) of PhD application form-filling-in  xxx 1 0
@ryanmedrano awwww thanks  I love disneyland too *does disney dance* 1 0
@tyriesha let's go see it on Tuesday when we get veggie grill!  1 0
On my way to diving classes. This is going to be a gr8 sunday  1 0
@JohnFMoore Yes Norway rocks  Aage Aleksandersen  is a real Norwegian rocker  http://www.myspace.com/aleksandersen 1 0
@xoMusicLoverxo I've watched...MAAYBE twenty, if that. But i just ordered every single movie on the list from Netflix  1 0
@jcWinterburn  Are you going today? 1 0
ugh show today  i dont wanna dooo it. 1 0
@saaam23 yeah haha for sure ill go to the fiesta. ill really really really try for ek.  1 0
@kazzxo awl thank you!! love you too  &lt;3 1 0
go on youtubescreeningroom.com its awesome. Watch sebastiens voodoo. its really sad.  1 0
But it is very hard to listen to.   1 0
@RedHouseMedia I just had that experience with Comcast internet...  1 0
@DonnieWahlberg your concert in nj saturday was freakin amazing....best ive ever been to!! If only you guys were like ten yrs younger lol  1 0
F***in boss bitch and sheva dunt help u at all the cow  1 0
@NolwennP still trying to figure this out...sounds fun though!  1 0
my mouth is numb  i feel kinda dumb.. but no one can tell so i'll pretend i feel swell. booyah! 1 0
@CyniqueK Lol that was very lame poo. Seriously =P N even you don't call me anymore. SLUT !!   1 0
There are days like these where I'm greatful my parents gave me brothers  1 0
@flattycharn i know the IMUx1000 is not referring to me... (WHO IS IT AH?) but... i miss you  1 0
gtg u guys! hav 2 study 4 the exammm  1 0
Rain, rain go away...   Hoping my truck runs this afternoon without dying as I make several stops! :p 1 0
@Alivian  you make me sad Iowan! 1 0
@aaroncarter7 would not sing &quot;I want Candy&quot;   We're so sad. #AC 1 0
@kirstiealley wide AWAKE!    Can you tell me if you can see this so I'll know if Im &quot;tweeting&quot; right??  thx 1 0
apple scented candles are great  1 0
Mannn I wish I was in LA right now so I could go to jack in the box n get me a strawberry mango smoothie..  1 0
who was the support act?! x (via @Davidnotmark) no support act  1 0
elementz report cover page!!?!??! hullo my art is not good  #fb 1 0
Just had my first #Skype phone conversation with my brother in Thailand. The delay was pretty horrible, but it was cool to talk to him  1 0
omg! my mates are being bullied  1 0
@PembsDave  Nah not yet just checking you are real  1 0
soaking up some sunshine  1 0
What a busy and stressfull day at work!!! I'm so glad its over!!! Now I can go home and relax.. Aww! I miss @MarcoRodrigo  1 0
@MelissaPR or delightful or maybe you need more creative word such as hair-raiser , these are the words that know I can say  1 0
Vote for Japa Dog bg! last tweet! Most votes at end of weekend wins!  1 0
@deighe_d lmao, thought you said &quot;see you in KFC&quot;  1 0
@jamiebiddle - Yes I dooo. It wasn't very nice though  1 0
@_secretgarden_ Bet you're loving this weather  Any more events to add up? 1 0
@mandahoofs yeh but i need to drive from Parra to Airport everyday! Need car!  1 0
has a skullsplitting headache and was given an awful, noisy hotel room  1 0
@Alecmonty Not to mention how awkward the politicians watching the count are being! If they demand re-counts - re-counts have to happen!  1 0
I went to sleep at 9, but my dog just woke me up cause she's too fat to jump on my bed on her own. Now i can't go back to sleep  1 0
What can I take to minimize the swelling of my gums and relieve me of the pain?  Damn wisdom tooth.. 1 0
@RichYoungMogul fucckkkk!! im not gonna be able to get those days off!! another year..no atl  1 0
@lwelyk It sucks man.  I can't believe it takes that long to get a simple code read off to you.  1 0
@MollieK121 I say that just because it is a step back for me, not because they aren't hard. Struggled myself today, but still had fun.  1 0
OmyGawd I just sang Whitney's Grammy performance of One Moment In Time &amp; I hit every note!! Wooo hooo!! Practice does make perfect!!  1 0
@jacvanek everything is going wrong but we're sooo happy  1 0
SCHOOL DAYS AGAIN  1 0
is fed up of insomnia and bad dreams, so much research to do and i just want to be in the sun  1 0
Just home from the lake!  Sad but glad to be home. 1 0
@uberdragon np at all, keep up with the great tweets and I'll keep retweeting!  #Retweeters 1 0
I bought the Ghostbusters game but it's too buggy to play very far.  1 0
have changed my mind - probably will not quit tennis.   1 0
@katiedv22 that sucks Katie!  hopefully you'll figure it out soon. 1 0
Stuck in the car waiting for my windows to defrost.  1 0
feeling really ill today  Just want to crawl back into bed....not a chance. 1 0
catching england v netherlands highlights before we left set the evening up nicely, too  1 0
dressing to go out. i wanna be in house  1 0
so no dallas, no reik, no family  that means heavy drinking on the plane! 1 0
@jonskeeetskeeet nah i've been watching it .. but I started from season 1 a few months ago  1 0
haha i wanna see guys and dolls! i was in guys and dolls jr. in middle school!  1 0
@VittoriaRusso Uncanny! We need to have a serious word with Camelot or whoever. I had my heart set on some purple velour cushion covers  1 0
@goJohnnyGo yeah, so is that drag queen movie  1 0
is watching 'Two Weeks Notice'  How cool am I!?! 1 0
@Adam_Live God damn you! Hope you have lots of fun though! And tweet lots  1 0
@SonicThrust Like everything important, lmao.  We did an LCBO run on the way home from work though so we're good. (b'-')b 1 0
ARGH, my head  1 0
@bigbrobot true that! loved bed and luke last year  1 0
If I seem familiar, and I started following you first, direct msg me, I'll fill in the blanks. A rose by any other name is still a rose  1 0
Star Trek tickets and table at my favorite Mexican restaurant are all booked for Tuesday. Now just need Bucks Fizz for the morning.  1 0
@jmuelleck It's a shame you can't see the door from your recliner.  1 0
National Finance Transition happening  1 0
@Happy_Dais Splendid, hope you and Tim have as good a day day tomorrow. Great Pics  1 0
got to talk to cory tonight.  1 0
Burgerville is putting the calories on the receipt. Great idea but hello fatty! This meal is more calories than i eat in a day.  1 0
why is it raining???  1 0
@umbraco I think we need that Case Story / Gallery section soon, hard to keep track of all the big solutions out there these days  1 0
@ohmylungs more like the AA.  only one on Montrose on Westheimer Rd.  1 0
@godfatherobie nDreams are based in Farnbrough? Is that UFO/military Wiltshire Farnbrough?  1 0
everyones been telling me that the ATAR is bad... actually its not, its a good idea- a great one!  1 0
@zaireenbee thanks for the tips yeen  i pulun gile2 tgk practical video last night until 3 am, woke up at 6 for theories, skrg dh tingtong 1 0
I am at work  1 0
@BMolko here in Ecuador, your fans never lose the hope 2 see you one day  (my response had nothing 2 do with the things u wrote)  1 0
@pahrumpgirl I wish you could take me with you  We need to get Michelle on here since it's just us 1 0
ah! the heat wave is back!  ... the weather was sooo nice y'day. 1 0
@Schuree The lake is not your personal trash can.lol  1 0
@Thehodge Shame it's Yorkshire  1 0
@Lates Day was fine, except young 'un having a bit of bother earlier. Didn't wash the car either  Glad your day was productive. 1 0
Coming down with the flu  1 0
Bed Time!  night everyone!! 1 0
Sun is out but I feel unwell  1 0
green day up!  1 0
@aishahnordin awwwww..so sweeettt  1 0
@galaxydazzle okay thank you! i can't find it  1 0
if i was taller i would kill that cockroach  thats my goal...KKEEEELLL IT! 1 0
@kareeeee Lol I had a dejavu when I typed that tweet. Felt like it happened before. Haha yeah I guess so. Yup watched it already  1 0
if someone just blames you for EVERY fight . .  is it okay to be upset  awww 1 0
@nicocoa yeaaah idk. i dont even have the car tomorrow  BOO 1 0
@barbararae @charliemc1 Thanks for the compliments about my blog http://fulltiltblogging.com  1 0
lsat day of school  i'll miss you all guys (: 1 0
singing, dancing like an idiot, painting, &amp; drinking caffine, empty house. I want a photo adventure later.. let's goooo.  1 0
Already got up  It's #music time! Wes Montgomery - Mo�a Flor playing now. Good morning, jazz! 1 0
LOL I'm bored i'm so mad jonas day is almost over  oh wait ever day is jonas day for me!!!!! XD 1 0
@livefreeortour ahhh I'm sorry I was creeping on your tweet,hahaha I WANT ONE,hahaha it looks cute  1 0
Feel like Im missing a limb or iono... Somethins not been right for a few weeks. Hittin the sheet tryna figure it out one more again  1 0
@architortured oh~ do tell! I have no idea what's the Shatner one  1 0
Redmond Bids Farewell to Dying Farrah http://bit.ly/JSwGJ #news very sad  1 0
Phish at Fenway  The ultimate way to start my summer. 1 0
@alyssaavant that's how the addiction starts  1 0
Just finished my micro exam and I think I just aced it!!  1 0
@chefrosebud go get some rest, so you can cook more delicious foods.  1 0
@TheEllenShow Sucks that we get The Ellen Show months after they were produced  Today they showed your voting show, well behind  1 0
The shiny newness of me is wearing off for some people I think. They're realizing I'm not always fun/funny etc. Sorry folks. I'm real  1 0
@AsymptoticGiant What do you use to only post Tweets w/ #fb to FB? I tried the Twitter app but it does all of them  1 0
@PrinceOfTheOC Yuuuuppp  1 0
 Missing the Read. Meet the team / join the team: http://tinyurl.com/djlgrt 1 0
Moviesmovies  1 0
@jenleclair Aww, I'm sorry  Just bbm'd your phone, &quot;yoo asshole, get a job!&quot; haha. I'll DM you my # &amp; pin. Glad you're okay at least J 1 0
is enduring horrible house music while eating lovely lunch,  1 0
@NathanBacon there was a sunset but no i'm just going to the diner  1 0
@lilyroseallen crazy how @iammarkronson has been on twitter 2mins and has 2200+ followers. I've been here months and barely have 100  1 0
somehow i found my way to heath ledger tribute videos on youtube...  how did i get here? and why am i so distraught? 1 0
I have $1.37 until next friday. That's great. No rainboots for me.  1 0
is freaking sore...  1 0
Working on a review of @problogger 's 31DBBB ebook.  Discovered a lot of great products lately. I'd love to hear of other useful ones! 1 0
@JillyCL good morning  1 0
@Plip who said I was doing any work? who said that? who? who? who's maligning me in this way?  1 0
Summer: I wish it doesn't end...............  1 0
@torrle All Mario games are Bowser games. They just vary in how much of the real star we get to see.  1 0
@eli_cross you probably could!  combine those two and you've got one dangerous betty crocker in your kitchen. 1 0
@CounterBurger haha the first tweet said 'non-alcoholic beverage' guess no more milk shakes  1 0
hhhhheeeeeellllooooooooooo!!!!!!!! how r u 2day? me? i'm fine(even though im still a little burnt)! i need 2 go! -bye!      :] :] :] 1 0
breaking into a car.seeing a drunk guy in his boxers walking down my street.5 cops showing up.trying to break danos window.what a night.  1 0
@mvanduyne i wish i could go but im in omaha, NE  1 0
@mel_b_angel Yup. The information vanished, literally before my eyes, from the AMP website.  Super sucky. 1 0
Yay new phone today!  1 0
# @Rockchic65 I'm ok, just  really tired. OH is over tantrum but was sick in night so I didn't get much sleep  1 0
heart broken without our cat home.  gonna go post some more notices hopefully someone found him and will bring him home where he belongs 1 0
On the metro. I hate public transportation and its raining. Happy Monday  1 0
i ♥ the new dmb cd  1 0
prob wasnt the best thing to call out yesterday. when i walked in this am, i got the look dwn.  ugH!! gotta b on my p's n q's.. 1 0
Bah, it seems our line has a fault, which has just been logged with BT. Another few days to wait...  1 0
Its already sunday evening..tomorrow is school again.  Summer get here quick and thats an order!!  1 0
@CelticFrog ouch, not good  1 0
Bed: 5 steps away.  1 0
Shine a desk lamp over wet dishes...  makes drying up a breeze... 1 0
Mrs. Liddell made me cry today and she cried when we said our goodbyes. Aw man I'm crying now  1 0
@KatieKrafka WHich one of my awkward phrases made you do the awkward look around....I'll stop using saucy  1 0
change of plans for this afternoon! hopefully my night plans DONT get changed!           Xx 1 0
@EvoOba noooo chinese foot  it was closed.but he bought Kebab ... 1 0
About to take my horrible math test  1 0
@Smemm_ i don't want her to win, but i did think she sounded good. i want FLAWLESS to win!  1 0
2 directors and myself, standing on a random platform - looking like numpties me thinks  1 0
wonders why he can't post on the KAPS forum anymore.   1 0
@lheybella Uy! Sarap naman niyan. Sightseeing at Frisco. Weather's gonna be lovely, I hope. Pikshur pikshur!  1 0
is hungry. (as always) ~ haven't eaten since brunch.  http://plurk.com/p/11ctn9 1 0
@BeautyByBrooke haha true. I am lucky to have such accepting friends like you guys.  1 0
good nice cool peopple follow me  1 0
so proud to finally see @jules024 tweeting   haha... much lovee girl! 1 0
@realmadridtalk I know. Seems like he runs everything in Italy that means anything. Except the best team in Milan.  1 0
@whitsundays we do need to get you a BlackBerry ..... you are already across most of it now  thanks for the retweet 1 0
Nicest Thing  http://bit.ly/U1PfW 1 0
@rob_alexander haha you can do it !  and ohhh video hits posters..so very true ! ..ur my perfect wingman..now u just need to get me a man! 1 0
Summeerr  6 days till my bday XD 1 0
@nicolerichie u can't go into the phone store&amp;buy yourself a new phone?I know AT&amp;T is definitely open,if u have them.Sorry about ur woes  1 0
So boring today someone get of out of here its like so dead And so humid here     1 0
@kamy775 Kamy that cruise link didnt work for me  1 0
wanna go to london and met mcfly guys.since i'm not lucky as my friends  1 0
Revising under way...not too bad actually! Can't wait to finish though!  1 0
talking to my aynslie , ohh how i miss her !  x 1 0
@IamSimplyJustMe - ur not big on followers ????. yea right u got 150 sumthin followers and i only got 82...  1 0
@tatango I am talking about FSAs used to pay for medical expenses on a pre-tax basis, I know you all are a start up  1 0
@DaveJMatthews Welcome back to NYC!  1 0
Love this weather  1 0
@jazzy__fizzle yep i hear you... sleep was the only thing that helped me. I tried all kinds of stuff and even contact C didn't touch it  1 0
@ddlovato AWESOME!! Then I'll see you the next day in Kansas City!!  can't wait!! 1 0
just saw the last episode of the hills with lauren  1 0
My stomach feels like it's been used as a punching bag.  1 0
i still feel like crap  1 0
uugh up way toooo early. SOO sick last night   still not feelin so hott..in bed, all day? 1 0
thanks @daniecetracey and @JunkFoodTees for puttin me in ur #followfriday  follow them, guys! 1 0
Whoo hooo for you getting lil B @ArchaiaHawk !  Nord was very kind to give him to you.  But he is finally in the right hands  #hug @TLGame 1 0
Good Morning  1 0
at home. falon's here. and oooh goodness..i'm back to wearing more than two necklaces at a time again..  putting my new clothes away. 1 0
@marquesanthony Get 100 followers a day using www.tweeteradder.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip  1 0
Just took a shower  cleaned up 1 0
nothing to do  1 0
@x_Maxine_x i dont believe you  yeh she fell off the bench n i went over and was talkin to her haha ! 1 0
brb everyone... i'll know you'll miss me... won't be long  1 0
listening to chimaira and updating my playlist on myspace  then bed...i think 1 0
@htizzle lol darn! I borrowed the first book and then get mom threw away the second one  1 0
You don't see this like... EVER in Florida. http://yfrog.com/0u7bqcj they kept running away so I couldn't get a very good picture.  1 0
@BecauseUAreHere Thanks babe  I need it  1 0
had a good weekend for many reason... one in particular more than the marine biology trip this weekend...  1 0
@kissyboots i love you just as much. I need you  i hate current life 1 0
Loch Lomond is particularly beautiful today  1 0
So, instead of running, I just spent buried in the code of my website. Epic Nerd Fail.  I suck. 1 0
@ayumi_rollan I love that movie! It made me cry.  1 0
@xolaurencexo i just want FALLOUTBOY, right here, right now   ? 1 0
after day of shopping the best is sleep  1 0
Finally back home after the trip!  I missed home so much, off to bed now. 1 0
&amp;&amp; next to the five heartbeats my fav flick is the jacksons an american dream  1 0
Just got back from @zeroethelement's play, which was super awesome!!  1 0
Hey @ThisismyiQ how are you guyz? greetz from holland   (iQ Live! live &gt; http://ustre.am/38Ci) 1 0
well the lounge wire renovation went really well, we can now watch Tv And the projector at the same time. Back at work, not happy  1 0
@rg_ I think it's prerecorded right now  1 0
Being bored with friends lol...  1 0
@ebassman good night  hope u get good rest!! 1 0
My big brother is graduating.  1 0
R.I.P Tom... Gone but never forgotten... Heaven has gained another angel.  1 0
Yes books make me happy...  they make me smile even,..  1 0
i swear... my dog's a sweetheart and i love him so much for that!  thanks for making me feel better Bu!  1 0
@the_babsi there's a manual process... but it's taking 4ever on my outlook database... pffff. crappy msft product  1 0
Missed tonight, wish they had AI on DVR  1 0
@rsm4lsu I'm just cranky!  1 0
I hurt my quad on the first kick of the kickball game  Icy Hot plz. 1 0
#myweakness - follow me &amp; see  i have a few weaknesses, starting with milkshakes &amp; chocolate! haha, they're yummmmm! 1 0
Glad I was not a witness  #cavs 1 0
 sad because MTV music awards isn't being aired in this country..so now i'm uber sad tonight 1 0
I def still need to be taking an antihistamine.  didn't take it last night.  feel like crap today.   1 0
i'm all schandyy we got rained out  1 0
@clouddancefest Very  We will all need prozac after filming is over. But THEN. We get to actually WATCH it! 1 0
@unknownkj ut  1 0
And we are off to go stand up paddle boarding! Everyone have their significant other? Nope. Not me  1 0
going home early :today...  1 0
@TheRealJordin Hey Jo today is Alyssa's birthday. It would mean the world to her if you wished her a happy bd! Her name is: @alyssaaa6  1 0
@samarowais Hoping it will cool down by next week  1 0
F%$#!  Lost my phone  1 0
@CINTAAMONYET Oh Isrien. I hope it does. love ur letters. just received a letter from Emma Sharkey and she sent hers after urs.  1 0
@wtcc ahhhh how long is it going to take!!!!  1 0
@mfstromski Yes. I usually get an video e-mail from Donny. I didn't this year  1 0
I really really hate being late.  1 0
@Bambidomation Hello Rachel  1 0
@jaystevie &quot;dicher&quot; i'm sorry but i just told you what happened and it won't happen again  x 1 0
home alone with nippers today. lunched &amp; now introducing them to f1 [go jenson!] - essential part of their upbringing  park this afternoon 1 0
@TikkaMadsen @gogomago what are you two up to?  Ah shit, Miguel's gone?   I wonder if he blames Obama for Twitter, LOL... 1 0
Homework  1 0
(@babygirl1338) I just ate a grape and i jizzed in my pants  1 0
@Phenomejon lol.  I have all the golf gear, even have a big bertha.  But I suck.  I did place 2nd in a longest drive.  My mom won  1 0
@NinaPA I did. Fortunately the iLife program for Mac will recognize this camera or I'd be sending it back. I have to load that today  1 0
everything's so close....  watching step brother for the 195480 time! &amp; on the phone.  big day tomorrow! nighty 1 0
http://twitpic.com/7mdnh - Oh look... Twitter can't count  Thanks for getting my hopes up Twitter! 1 0
just got off work n is tired, have to do this all over again tomorrow then mon,  1 0
@whoaitsnicolee I KNOW! I love WWIII!  Their album comes out in about 24 minutes! 1 0
@IFLaMeSI No problem. That is what we are here for.  1 0
@hannah_story ooo, but then I was instantly disappointed when their song titled a Brand New Day wasn't a Dr. Horrible cover  1 0
I need some aftersun  1 0
@ShesElectric_ i was gona have a go later on,once i get rest of pics. you can do 1 too if you like  nd to c how many pics we get.might nd2 1 0
@literatim i sprained my ankle  1 0
@eikiji but, i WANT you to go!  1 0
Dang i hate that my phone does not have the character counter...i keep going over! Lol  1 0
Damn flex is teasing the club with birthday sex...  1 0
i wish i could see Lenny Kravitz in Krakow  1 0
@blakebashoff Happy Birthday, Blake. Have a phenomenally spectacular day.  1 0
@officialnjonas im glad to hear! what time is it ova there? im just curious  1 0
@juggalofr33k http://twitpic.com/1w1mr - Hehe.  Nice implementation.   I wanted the same thing, but they frown on mucking with company ... 1 0
@JonathanRKnight That pic of u and @DannyWood has got to be one of my favorites!!!  Rollercoasters are awesome, Six Flags NE next wknd? 1 0
it's time to go to gym  1 0
@KempEquine i'm a realz horsepersons!  1 0
sunday= homework day  1 0
@danlopez2012 thank you  u rock! 1 0
@mdredza thanks bro!  1 0
@daisyx I hope it works!  I got this username, JUST to be safe.  1 0
@Krystalle Oh, and have fun at E3! I'm seriously jealous!!  Definitely wanna know what the new Squeenix MMO is! :O 1 0
I miss the freedom of teasing my hair as high as I wanted in missouri. No one teases their hair in california  1 0
Too much to do and not nearly enough time in the day...so I guess I get to work through the next 2 nights too  1 0
@Loren57 Thank you from one Loren to another!  1 0
Does NOT want to be sick  it was such a good week too... 1 0
Our creative director (my best friend) just called from the campgrounds he's at &amp; asked &quot;Would you have come if i invited you?' Umm, yes  1 0
@BillyWilliwaw Hello Panda are chocolatey biscuity things, only ever seen them at a newsagents near Chinatown. I want some  1 0
@tommcfly hopee youu win the mr twitter universe thing  you deserve because your tweets cheer me up [: 1 0
@_JayR ahahaha I totally saw that place before a show  is it as amazing as it sounds? bhaha 1 0
@Steve_Hayes Only if the milo contained antihistamine, or the drugs were made of malt  1 0
No grades till tomorrow. Now feeling uneasy about JK8.  1 0
I'm nauseous  I need a yogurt or something.. 1 0
Add me people  1 0
my brother bought shoes and didn't buy me anything  dammit 1 0
@docmikepogi for good doc mike.  1 0
went into a radar trap today  http://plurk.com/p/xpdwg 1 0
@ehasselbeck  GOOD LUCK with your cookbook. I do not have celiac but been told to remove wheat/gluten for sinus issues  1 0
So much to study.  @Nathi_x good luck for tomorrow. &lt;3 1 0
just attempted to do homework, gave up before writing one word  1 0
@FoxWhisperer Yeah, I guess that works too  1 0
I've been playing the Uncharted Beta and loving it; I think I need to turn in my official PC elitist card now  1 0
@freddurst moscow concert was really great, thank you. what do you think about russian fans?  1 0
@jessweinstein ha, no, it was a legit &quot;you're going to be fine&quot; pep talk. Though at this point i'm not picky.  1 0
pretty good day!  maybe tomorow will b better  1 0
Right then, no more work for today. I am off to the beach  1 0
_Guy_: love the fact that youwatched both Star Trek and Terminator.   1 0
@stacyh well NOW it's working...but last night from my phone it wasn't.  1 0
@lindsey_08 it starts at 7 CALL ME when ui get there so we can meet darlin wished u could come ta dinner  1 0
Received a phone call from a friend. We will head to the circuit of Spa-Francorchamps at 5.30 AM. This means I need to get up at 5.00 AM  1 0
@trinityroses let's see HP the summah baby  1 0
will miss you.  1 0
@Chachou Bah non.  Hihihi... 1 0
whop hooo 171! love yall my followers  1 0
FF# @nanachelle Have a Great #FollowFriday @cherryspoon @PinchMySalt  I hope you have a nice weekendalso!!  1 0
luke isn't here like he said he'd be  1 0
Next week  1 0
Sad day for the people on the red-line in DC  1 0
*is happy to be home since Friday*   1 0
I wanna go to Shakespeare on the Green. Stupid school.  1 0
@Timberwolf123 yes, I'm srry 2, Rae went down late! Hugs to u and Heidi! Nite!  1 0
Just landed in Wpg. Going to see my managers new office and bldg.  Lunch too  1 0
@TheRealPoin LOL...thank Trey Songz for that!!! But, I wish somebody would  1 0
@poshsash that was a bad beat last night  we'll get em' next year! 1 0
Have to go to the doctors today, I hate the doctors!  1 0
damn.. it's raining =( and the sun is shining... rainbow  1 0
absolutely love my family @vax @deoreleonis  1 0
just saw claire off to houston  i won't see her for 2 weeks! now finishing getting packed, gotta be ready by 1 to leave at 2! 1 0
@zeddessarts Sadly not!  No nicely oiled boy slaves in loin clothes - sparkly or otherwise   you can imagine my disappointment 1 0
@Yuricon Yeah, but I love 'look at me I'm so clever' things.   1 0
@bradgross she's a txt snob.  1 0
@mileycyrus awe I feel u i just woke up for school  hopefully we both have a better rest of the day.. &amp; I hope that includes meeting u lol 1 0
@senbin This guy? R u sure? I'm sure he's a nice person, etc, but...  http://bit.ly/3kXmu3 1 0
Movie time w/ hubby. Watching Day the Earth Stood Still. He always promises not to fall asleep during movies. He'll be asleep in minutes!  1 0
just saw Up...awww sooo good! and so sad  1 0
watching #f1, irritated by Legards poor commentary. Vettel for pole, Jenson for the win  1 0
learning,learning, learning  1 0
@mandyluhhsyou manderzz, you and your damn love for ice cream. you make me laugh.  1 0
@FingersK Hope you have your waterproofs fella I understand we are all going to get wet today  1 0
going back to BR today!!  1 0
Cuddlefest was a fail  good thang I got lord of the rings return of the king! 1 0
@geoblogs - have just lost yr11/12 and yr13 go Friday - then things calm down &amp; I can concentrate on life and AST again!!!  1 0
Ah I'm still in bed, I need to get up and prepare myself for football. May is gonna be an excellent month for me  1 0
is munchin on yummii white choco cookies after a lushh Nandos Hot &amp; Extra Chicken  Oh Dearrrrr.. Rainn N thunderrr  1 0
lonely ..  1 0
@halfjack08 I only heard one thunder  1 0
waiting for ipod to be charged before I go to beddies.  1 0
@iamdiddy CONGRATULATIONS Mr. Diddy! One more accomplishment on your tab!  1 0
Riding the bus! It's so warm I don't want to ever get off! So if you have any business to conduct, you can find me on bus 38.  1 0
@cillian23 I'm watching online  1 0
@dark_fenix Hahaha. Di ka naman suplado, tahimik lang. :p Law student ka, right? One more lawyer in the making.  1 0
blip is sucking....wont post what i'm listening to  1 0
If you have the free version of twitterfon w/o ads don't update! The new version will splash an ad across the top  1 0
watching con-air..its a good movie  1 0
@GreenFalcon805 thank u for your help..  1 0
Congratulations also for BAFTA WINNING @jamesmoran. WELL DONE!  1 0
I miss them so much that it hurts.  1 0
@mommysnacks its an outgrowth of here http://bit.ly/7g5aM  MARATHON TIME  1 0
@EarthLifeInst LOL! Well, it's the one thing that keeps me sane  1 0
at ICT class doing an oral test! no onewas listening to me  w @AnaLucia13 1 0
Argg darn weather last night at grad. I caught a cold  Great start of the summer lol. 1 0
Broadcasting on blogtv. Stop by  1 0
Someone's on the way to look at the truck. . . Great. I got woke up real early. Well, maybe it sells  1 0
@beastieboys So mad about tix for Thursday in Baltimore. SLOW server, finally works &amp; its sold out. Lifelong fans pissed w/ no recourse.  1 0
@TreyParker im a huge fan of the show ..... would be sweet if u came on twitter sometime soon to talk to ur fans  1 0
my throat hurrts   i have nice skirts haha but shopping in this weather should come with a health warning... hawt! 1 0
@TheFemGeek at least you have a doorman! im just a sucker opening my own doors  1 0
@markindelicato Ah! I love Lauren Graham! And, you are too adorable.  #Tonys 1 0
I'm in a book and everyone now has their copy but me  http://bit.ly/kDS1J  come on post office! Give! 1 0
i try to do the dishes. i don't think &quot;oh i'm doing the dishes, i might aswell do them shit&quot;. @trouble182 wanted me to attend a seminar  1 0
Trying to sleep but no success so far. Perhaps if I stop to twitt...  1 0
@shwood Nice! I've been sharing the link to those that haven't seen it yet. Thanks for the link!  1 0
@IzaArtillero nope its still july 8 here in PH  1 0
Gute nacht Twitter-land. Don't let the twitter bugs bite.     &lt;33 1 0
@porcelain_baby @Christomopher your not talking about your obsession with me right???  1 0
OMG! Im gonna die on tomorrow's Schedule! only 30 minutes Lunch! And no break until 3 pm !!!  1 0
@zoembie very much so  1 0
Had an amazing athletic night, excercise=good  good night everyone 1 0
 all good. I should be home early. Buy not sure how early. 1 0
I'm already sick of this train  1 0
very very sick today  had to call out from work... which i reeeally didn't want to do. 1 0
@kikirista I'm totally starting to feel it! I don't think I'm going to make it  1 0
hungry for some peanut butter m&amp;ms  1 0
i have a really chest pains. looks like it's gonna raaaiin!  1 0
@OHSBrat30 cool hope you an @tatrtalk are having fun an have a fun an safe trip! Miss yall lol  1 0
@aniamigdal my right eye has been annoyin me the past few days,hope its just an eyelash as I'd hate it to be an infection or somethin  1 0
@gfalcone601 awww! your slaving away while he's on radio 1, have you been listening, soo hilarious  iLoveYou xxx x x ??? 1 0
@StephGauthier Synths/Schmynths... workflow is king.  I have to admit - I really like the built-in synths added with Cubase 4. Very unusal 1 0
Finishing Sketching project one. Then off to the wonderful art store to gather supplies for dress Mid-term project!  1 0
@FoodStuffUK I had lunch with two friends at The Breakfast Club. Good girly gossip and a delicious meal too boot  1 0
@stephaniepratt Forgot to say, did you pick your bag for the movie awards yet?? Would love to know  1 0
Paramore didn't win????  1 0
@generyanhd Chilid?  1 0
@missjessieleex you're working today  You did really well with your essay love 1 0
@libbyo_brien ah! Go on the unicorn ride for me  1 0
My mom cleaned a lot of my room which I appreciate but she also rearranged a lot of it that I didn't want moved  I feel bad moving it back 1 0
Oh my gosh! Hes moving to canada. NOOOOOOOO  :'( Sad times.. 1 0
my poor puppy got stung by a bee on her foot.  so saddddddddd. ahh. 1 0
my love by westlife is freaking good  1 0
young love never seems to last!  hahaha. You don't need eyes to see if someone has a heart of glasssssss. 1 0
@KourtneyDenise @JanaiChristian @MzDavis09 @TatianaToT Good morning ladies  1 0
And I gots one!  1 0
I keep forgetting I have a fabulous pug mug full of coffee sitting beside me.  Tetris keeps distracting me from it. 1 0
OMJ!! I like my new shoos  yahoo  1 0
what did I do?  1 0
Woo!! 1 week 'till my next exam; then they're all over. 'Tis good. Tho' for this next week 'tis gonna be bit of a struggle.  1 0
In trouble - I haven't finished reading Crow Road  Book Club's off for me today I'm afraid. Lazy mare. 1 0
@Poshpinkla hey boo  1 0
damm weather  1 0
I miss my puppy!!!!!!!  1 0
I am ashamed to admit that I am about a month behind on my husband's blog!!  1 0
@mileycyrus sorryyy milerz that i can't vote i would love to vote but it doesn't works i'm sad  and very frustraded  :@ :@ --__-- 1 0
has just begun her first weekend away from her husband, who is camping with the Bridgeway guys.  How sad! 1 0
Liz is back on Skeleton Crew. Missed her.  1 0
is it just me or i am getting bored of twitter.  1 0
Yay for Ramen coming over! We're watching Smokin' Aces.  - http://bkite.com/081ka 1 0
Respect to @fresh01 for the Heineken man bag  http://twitpic.com/4jdrg 1 0
 i left my yearbook at home! 1 0
last exam tomorrow  then bringing the party to aberdeen! 1 0
@Shedletsky Or, How about 7663 ROBUX. For, ROME.  1 0
@missyisnikkilee @swirrely  I enjoy engaging conversations btw  1 0
@emilydee and i was not there  how was it baby?! 1 0
@Jac_P Elaborate more when you're home  1 0
They should do a MacGuyver remake  1 0
just brought my mood down a lil ..  1 0
sweet summer time  &lt;3 1 0
work all day...3 more dayyyss till oklahomaaaaaa  1 0
im trying to write about how amazing and competent i am-its proving challenging!   1 0
@Erychan86 oh I know you will!!!! GO YOU! Have a fun sunday!  1 0
Not watchin the England Kazak game, going to be boring like every other England game!!  1 0
@__xkul0tx__  you're wonderful &amp; I hope that feeling never ends  Morning is good. It's early, fam sleeping, me- hungry... 1 0
at home with a cold  1 0
getting ready, then school. then tanning. home to do laundry&amp;relax after. blaah! boston in 2 days.  1 0
had a blast with Elmo &amp; Thriller in the Studio 1 recital - Whole show rocked -evidence to follow   Congratulations Karissa! 1 0
I still feel crappy and keep biting poor @KimMobey's head off  #fb 1 0
@DaPrbmChild @wayway8 @itsmaniacmaria  morning morning morning  1 0
And brendan just says &quot;stop that&quot; lol, awwww he just got bullied  1 0
@kayden_kross Thanks for the shout out. I feel special.  1 0
@heartlook HI!  Very welcome!!  1 0
last night for the Tonight show  1 0
Have a great Friday everyone.  1 0
@BBjlo -- WoW 10 years ago I officially became HOOKED ON J.LO...how time flies!  Happy 10 years in music Jennifer Lopez!! 1 0
@wyclef yes live video pleaseeeeeeee  1 0
i might just bomb my science exam tomorrow, fuuuck  http://tumblr.com/xsn235eea 1 0
@Sammy182 ooo okie thanks buddy but idk if i'll even be able to go trying to save money... hmmers i so wanna go though  1 0
@lucidangeline hello!   how are you? 1 0
this whole iphoto face recodnition doesnt work as advertized  1 0
@softcoeur at least katy kissed a girl..she didn't eat her whole  1 0
@filsaa really ? that heavy? its a glorious sunny day here  1 0
http://twitpic.com/69i2i - Otter, no Beaver tough!!  1 0
@kelz017 If I read normal I sound I'll stupid  1 0
@purplehayze0 aww!  i like her.  too bad she didn't win.  1 0
I wish I could find a way to get all of the *unedited* Eminem albums.  1 0
@DonnieWahlberg Hi Donnie! Have a nice meal lol I'm sure you rocked the stage tonight  1 0
Ok, to do: straighten hair, pack bag, feed cats, eat breakfast, get dressed/do makeup, and more I don't remember...not in that order! lol  1 0
@Javita_ aah, lucky you!   make them come to Norway as well then, lol! 1 0
Jamming Turn My Swag On by Soulja Boy like it's the first time LOL people looking at me crazy buy I don't care! They can all kiss my ass  1 0
Had message from a tweep asking me to follow them! How rude-surely I'd have already followed them if I wanted to!?! The cheek of it.  1 0
@markhayday sunburnt. and annoyed about rangers beating falkirk at hampden. but I have new pants  and you? 1 0
@youngandfoodish thats good to know - a bike ride to borough is cheaper than shipping from the internet  1 0
Watching Hot Fuzz whilst playing Restaurant City  Does anyone think that Tim Messenger looks like a dorky Jimmy Carr? 1 0
@chadvice thanks.    good luck to you both! 1 0
@Wandahope hello stranger  1 0
Yikes @ WoW speak.. i just wanna play Zelda again  1 0
WOOOOO. No.  1 0
@thisisryanross Ryan, don´t forget brazil in your next tour. we love u so much!  thank you! 1 0
@KayDeeFortuin thank you for the follow Friday  1 0
@mitchelmusso you rocks man  1 0
5 mile charity walk done! thank you guys! going for thai tonight yummy  1 0
Is so tired today  Im ready to go home and take a nice long nap!!!!!! 1 0
@chitowngal82 we had a good time. A little drama at the end of the night but we all had fun and made it home safe.... eventually  1 0
is sooooooo bored at work, wanna be in the sun immediatly!!!!  1 0
@MxcnMaria: where is that? I wanna go!!!!!!  1 0
Iranians...run for safety away from your Country...Israel is setting itself up to bomb you.  1 0
Wisdom tooth is pissing me off (to the max) but I'm scared to get it taken out  1 0
Happy Friday..it's a bit cloudy here..could get rain today. no matter, make the most  1 0
jammin' to radio 1 and chatting to moly ginger  1 0
@mileycyrus http://twitpic.com/6shtr - please miley read this , all your fans comment today !  1 0
talking to people, myspace-ing and twittering, eating dumplings now too  1 0
@Sanya29 YEP I'm coming in... no idea what time? If my mum's working then early morning, but if not i'll have a lie in. I miss you too  1 0
@berman1125  Aw, I heart you, dude!   1 0
Chocolate cream cheese icing came out bleah. Not sure what went wrong  1 0
@Jennymac22 nah just monday - tuesday and wednesday  but still enuff lol 1 0
I want to spend money on cable...    I wanna watch the game too     Who's gonna invite me over? ;) 1 0
Crazy traffic, I expect at least an hour until I get home.  1 0
@modulist @vicequeenmaria bah. crocs dont scare me.  1 0
@crispynoodles lucky I'm not in economy!  tehehehe 1 0
@markhoppus sounds perfect realy!  1 0
@jordanknight So we will know what TINK! means? Great.  1 0
LOVE the song Nina- Someday - AWESOME song  My fave part - someday someones gunna love me, the way i wanted you to need me 1 0
@camathome thx  1 0
Why do I take days off work? Ugh...it makes the day I come back absolute chaos!   1 0
posted a new shoutout on my fs profile  1 0
kalyns body is so hot layin on me it feels like i have a fever  1 0
@SimpleSong OMGG THAT WASS SO SWEET! thankkk you soo much  Tommorow i will favourite it etc! thank you i appreciated that so much! &lt;3 1 0
Hit The Road Jack cover...Muito bom  ♫ http://blip.fm/~895uq 1 0
Badtrip. Cra ung pc n my tweetdeck  lht ng files ko andun  d mkpgsoundtrip d mknuod ng vids. d mktingn ng pics. lht WALA NA!!! ( 1 0
Fields of gold - Eva Cassidity @mileycyrus do you like it?  1 0
I've loads of things in my mind... and can't bring an order to them yet :S ... anyways I'm havin' fun with the challenge of ordering them  1 0
Bye! I love you @lek_15_lek I'm gonna mis you  1 0
@VisitNantucket love Nantucket Restaurant Week  1 0
@Alilly -- you're welcome.  1 0
@kmodee I'll scare people...  1 0
packing all day. i move like it's my job  1 0
@JessicaNorin I don't know how to handle the feeling  ... you feel so helpless ;o 1 0
@samiloveswayne i dont think theyll let me in  take pictures! 1 0
Heading to bed. I have an online class starting tomorrow(today)!  1 0
@DJTranzit did you say nitrous?! where at?  what underground party u spinning at? 1 0
i got my yearbook, YAY!!!  it totally better than last years yearbook 1 0
Waiting for the El &amp; listening to a little MJB &quot;Just Fine&quot;. Perfect song to start my week.  1 0
@TomFelton That must be one of the most awesome feelings ever. My Ipod's songs got deleted though. The syncing went horribly wrong.  1 0
Hm. Go cmnt my new picta on myyyyspace.  1 0
Sitting in the ER with my fiancée while he gets checked out....NOT where I wanted to be today  1 0
man, i'm pro ABS-CBN and david guested on GMA's shows sis and eat bulaga.  1 0
@MAMAHINA I know!! I think my boss forgot  have fun tonight! I hope I see u guys! 1 0
Bodo Bach is Germany's next Topmodel  1 0
can any recommend any good driving routes from Brighton &gt; London (excluding the obvious A23/M23, somewhere where 1 can have some fun  1 0
@DavidArchie good thing that you still have time with your family.. you're a good LDS..  happy to know that ur a lds. ) 1 0
Summer reading  1 0
@jmascia yay i found u!! i had a great time tonight!  1 0
@inked_caduceus Pics of the desk/size of the TV? I have Tim Tams  1 0
@mrpacheco tiesto? glowsticks? i feel the pacheco  1 0
@mikeschinkel A hot tottie generally does the trick for me  1 0
@pillpushera He's a sheriff's deputy  1 0
what a hell .. ? i'm gonna get madden  mcfly mcfly mcfly .. they're my life now, they're at MY country now, and i cannot see them. 1 0
Post-cardio warm-down with OAR's &quot;All Sides&quot;. Brilliant folk-rock  1 0
I lost all my contacts  1 0
The WHITE DICE are coming into the studio this eve 6-7pm, on 1386AM Radio City  1 0
kfdsajfasfnlskj!!! Why am I so technologically, grammatically, and spellingly challenged?  WHY?!? Twitter is hard.  1 0
at home  1 0
@F1TailPipe_com Thanks  1 0
i seriously HAVE to HAVE this http://bit.ly/ZvCnY   pleaseeeeee 1 0
@TwitchVintage YOU ARE DIVINE!  you guys can ship to australia, right!? I'm blown away by your prices. Cheap as chips! 1 0
Successful photshoot today! LOVELY sunny pictures by the resevoir  1 0
poor @foxy_manacle, all crowded around with Angus the Giant (whom i thought was rocky dennis) standing in front of her.  1 0
@rachyzilla yeah but only cos all my mates use that more, i only really use it to talk to people from work and plan nights out etc  1 0
@Tweetproquo To each their own!  Some blog, some job, some consult, some are entrepreneurs!  So DO ALL THE ABOVE LIKE US!   1 0
My oral exam subject is going to be:..................................... SUPERNATURAL!  1 0
Watchin this GM speech about ppl bout 2 lose they jobs  1 0
@mtalamine I wish you had come yesterday  but you had plans. 1 0
A long day: tons of homework cleaning and laundry  1 0
@Charonqc story starts &quot;England crashed to one of their most ignominious cricketing defeats of all time.&quot; Not good  http://bit.ly/e2cBe 1 0
@clubjade I just wanted to feel included....  1 0
I'm tired and I'm at work. Go figure  1 0
At school atm...totally bored but got CCF later so thats kl...oh yea guys...for a lugh check this out : www.boxhead2player.net kinda fun  1 0
@LovefromNaja  about beckett */ hehehe  i can hardly find any thing all the infomation i got says nothing bout techniquess 1 0
union was just ok  , foam was it worth it ? lol 1 0
My college just released the fall schedule.. looks like I'll be going to class 3nights/wk.. art history &amp; ... ALGEBRA. wah  1 0
@CreationsByR yucky rain  1 0
@taylor_blue myspace is dead!! why bother...  1 0
rocked my i ride stallions not ponies shirt to the dinner table- my dad has so much to be proud of  1 0
is strangely addicted to 'great british menu' just need to do some woooork  1 0
doesnt want to go to college this afternoon  1 0
looking throught the tv guide... anything good on tonight?  1 0
In the pub....heaven  1 0
lovely day  I need ��$�$$��$$�$� 1 0
It's one cold south africa this morning... Except for cape town  1 0
@raul_pereira @lamelas count me in  #nortweeters 1 0
..she's seven lmao  1 0
@NelldaMYLF it's my baby o wuv it! lol. i don't see any bb's that i like  1 0
@prolificd I'll be reaching on Saturday, so if you can make it for Sunday, I'd be more than just honored  1 0
rained out   ehh crappy weather in jersey, i should have known 1 0
there was a thungerstorm? dammit, missed it  1 0
whopping score of 955 on a game of search and destroy (XD) +7 K/D spread (no deaths)  prototype next friday XD  1 0
Everytime u msg me, I cant reply... just add me so I can talk to u... please Jade!? ...Please  1 0
@pinot enjoy... that's from my last.fm playlist..  re:starlight 1 0
Gooooood mornin vietnam!!!!  1 0
well this sux. it wont let me vote anymore for @ddlovato  1 0
@nfgah63, i heard from Ann that you had a small part in Wongfu's production that they filmed today. WOOHOO! i get to see you in a short  1 0
LAST MINUTE NSD sale, save 50% at Studio Ziska! Because I missed yesterdays sales, you get today my Studio off  1 0
These are the days i wish i had my own room  http://tinyurl.com/l2bdoj 1 0
Daryll &amp; Jamie doing a very(half a minute) vid as a little introduction of who they are http://bit.ly/2uAQMF  enjoy  1 0
ohh!!  @ddlovato has been distanced of seel? 1 0
@susieqtpie Thanks for informing me though  #silkfair 1 0
@jeffreecuntstar http://twitpic.com/5ewk5 - my face went from  to :| 1 0
I miss him, too. Gonna be a long 5 days.  1 0
@monsiuer77 u gotta wait till next year  1 0
Okay that is really rude, was on the phone to an agency and they ended my call to take someone else's.  1 0
FINALLY! we got our camera to work! world beware here comes video of OC Egoscue  1 0
Work today. First shift sucked, but the second shift was nice.  http://tinyurl.com/kmnefm 1 0
school tomorow is going to be gayyyyyyyyyyyyy. grrrrrr so is training  1 0
tomorrow baby will be 16 months old! they grow up so fast  1 0
@LeonnieFM @fajarjasmin ahh it's a good news!! Happy for you  1 0
Woke up 10 minutes ago. Instead of go down to kl, i end up sleeping today  http://twitpic.com/68foj 1 0
at the Holocaust museum. here come the tears  love you guys so much!! miss you&lt;33 1 0
this might be my last day at this job guys monday I start a new job but still wanna keep this one and work overnite might not happend  1 0
@CourtneyCaray I love real musik mondays... I'm sad we missed Monday though man  1 0
watching national treasure... it was time to finally cross this piece of crap off my list.  sorry @theropolitans, it sucks so far  1 0
i hate sunday.....The end of the weekend  1 0
@couturejay tell me what's going on w. college hill im missing it  1 0
Awww shucks. You'd have picked me up. From 2 states away  just glad we're all home. 1 0
@ChrisDuhamel im slightly under the weather today  that explains the nice comment! Gotta decide when i make the drive down to Somerset! 1 0
200 tweets yay.  #mcflyforgermany #mcflyforgermany #mcflyforgermany #mcflyforgermany #mcflyforgermany #mcflyforgermany ♥♥♥ 1 0
@babilou a week. ever since the tinted windows concert!  1 0
isPlayer Has Died! Sorry  1 0
Well Well, good morning for all! Much work to do today  1 0
Really should be studying and packing ...but hanging out with friends b4 we leave for the summer  1 0
@N1cks one day you'll be organised  1 0
@graemeken1 - so come to http://www.glenaustinstables.co.za this afternoon and take photos of the horses  1 0
Good night ocean of cars, good night train horn, good night stars, good night moon  sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite 1 0
@heatherdune Well done, Heather. Good luck with the novel &amp; I hope you get lots more Kindle sales  1 0
how about how many people were here before ashton? let alone oprah...  1 0
@RoddyBottum http://twitpic.com/5o5dx - Cool pic! You look really good!  Please, bring FnM to Spain, we'd love to see you! 1 0
@inlovewitharmy Hope we're together in LC.  1 0
@92stang if he had a different crew chief he'll make more... or race better... or SOMETHING!  1 0
@OfficialTL awww how fun, but im sorry that you miss your friends &amp; fam.  1 0
Mexico/Belize/Guatemala: &quot;SexyBack&quot; by Justin Timberlake. It was a fun song song, although my iPod died early in the trip.  1 0
Time to get back to work  1 0
day 2 of vacation bible school &amp; the kids are loving it! mom is loving it too cuz only have 1 child for 3 hours! on-call tonite @ work  1 0
Dancing to mexican music  Even though I'm superrrr white! 1 0
is uploading pics on Facebook...  1 0
wide dog is the cutest thing i've ever seen....  !!! http://www.dailycute.net 1 0
I have so much homework, it's ridiculous - an english essay, a maths project an english project and revision for 7 exams.  1 0
Argh! I've got all these ideas for making my house awesome...I just don't have the disposable income needed to do it  it's so frustrating! 1 0
Yesterday: I saw Ghost Whisperer. This episode made me smile =-D Happy Ending  Soon! 1 0
@PrincessCatwalk yes I was just thinkin I wish we could go back  Mar is pose to be goin this yr. Im sad lol We had a ball Bean 1 0
@syd_harb_kayaks Congrats Shannon on the birth of Billie Ella. The love of a daughter is the purest love a man will ever experience.   1 0
@rohant still didnt escape from not knowning the result! somehow i got fed with the result  . yah, i missed this one, next one perhaps 1 0
Fingers are freezing, time for my hobo gloves  1 0
oh my.. the concert stills on... how can I sleep!?  1 0
Alright... firing up the amp and see if  can get the neighbors to call the cops on me... my guitar is dying to scream tonight!  1 0
@MichaMushroom @Aj_07 unfortunately just a week  and nooo we couldn't make it to the concert! 1 0
@bernatron awesome. Just opened cricinfo. Luckily I can watch online AND work at the same time  Oh, you know @amcallaghan is in Denmark? 1 0
@fyrelight  How do we get nominated?  Do we need to work in Waterloo?  Know people at RIM?  Have  an IBM rep help us?  Agree to be a ref?  1 0
@brittanya69 http://twitpic.com/5mmes - your tattoos are down  your pretty! 1 0
going to MAC this Sep in the MSc(OT) program  1 0
@pollyling till 7th july. you la. dont know where you disappeared to  1 0
@littlebigchris  It's going to be okay. Chin up Mr. 1 0
@Bullpenbrat Hi April!! Its Heather  1 0
@helpspb Oh I love that ep too, but it's sooo sad. Almost makes me cry  1 0
@davidschwimmer  WAtching F.R.I.E.N.D.S... ross geller is so hilarious!!!  1 0
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, just seen pics of the Take That final dress rehearsal from last night. It looks A.M.A.Z.I.N.G!!!!  1 0
@Opdiner Still happy to be here at the moment, though. Both for the land and a good many of the people.  1 0
@masqueradelife  I reallllly want the update on that! 1 0
Tis muh IMVU silly.    One day, I will explain. But not over Twitter. xD  My follows are probably already wtfing. 1 0
Bio testttttt.  Then with cailinnn. 1 0
Some People Just Don't Get It  Silly Peeps 1 0
@oliviamunn Get some sleep can't have a tired #E3 host!  1 0
good morning  ... thinking what to do today! 1 0
Getting ready for another days work. It's raining outside too, so I can't take the motorcycle.  1 0
Please pray for my family as my grandpa passed away today.  1 0
@IllusiveMcSorly lmao, don't get me thinking of that! I won't be able to concentrate on anything!  1 0
Hot chocolate and early night, busy day tomorrow and its going to be a long one!  1 0
I am beginning to forget what the sun looks like  1 0
Its a sunny day!   1 0
ain't sleepy anymore. I'm sorry Mona  1 0
so my girlfriend and I were flirting, and in the midst she somehow managed to take my phone (on accident of course). No phone sucks  1 0
@JSo congrats¡¡ is a beautiful sunday for it  1 0
Lunch is not setting with me very well.  1 0
@jonguerrero That sucks...  Next week we should do the driving range! 1 0
Carnt wait for 3.0 update tomorrow now the dev team have an unlock  no more rebelsim, thankyou dev team! 1 0
And to top it off got latest uni mark &amp; am now disappointed in myself. But not as disappointed as I am in the farcical Project X test.  1 0
i want summer back  1 0
maths is done  was all the revision worth it? next up...english lit. 1 0
Amen @ Pj ,,,theyrs another special about her on tonight,,,i luvved her growin up,,,so sad  1 0
Hairspray in hair + lighter&amp;bong = new haircut  1 0
@WWEMickieJames well if u wrestle for the divas championship, i hope u win it!!  1 0
Give @oliviamunn my regards and love in the chat tonight!  not in a creepy dirty way tho. Unless she wants it that way. ;) 1 0
@AngelinMarble  Hey surre i got to sleep at 4:30 this morning... Up at 8! Im really tired  1 0
morning people  1 0
Bein bored...   1 0
@CoolSex lol not possible   #marsiscoming 1 0
@StealthNickChic  you're welcome  1 0
#meowmonday Still new, lurking and watching how all this works.  1 0
@JelloBoo in germany they already talking bout its going away  1 0
@Katersoneseven Well, positive thinking: at least you'd be able to touch one of them! Hahaha  1 0
@namenick thanks for the audioboo mention!  1 0
@peterfacinelli congrats on winning BEST MOVIE at the movie awards  1 0
The Hangover was frikkin hilarious!! Jord gas to leave me AGAIN tonight  stupid casino 1 0
/// Cant wait to get home and have a soak in a boiling hot bath. Cold shivers and back pains starting now. Let the complaining begin!  1 0
Bored watching film about JFK film in history  1 0
dammit I cant go  1 0
Stupid phone got retarded today and now so sad over lost pictures. Bye bye past few weeks...  1 0
@Lassam @sophieactive I kinda like the idea- biker jacket dude jumping down the firemans pole!!!! Great Visual!  1 0
Just met a brand new Trinity Lutheran student looking for his first class. Apparently I am the newbie ambassador at all seminaries?  1 0
listening to the roar/hoot/squeal of the traffic &amp; the hum of the air conditioning - colombo is not a quiet place  1 0
I'm really out of it today. Hope I'm not coming down with something.  1 0
No:Lauren Elijah &amp; Alayia Aja &amp; Ali all the KIDDOs gone! &amp; ii MISS THEM!  1 0
Old man comes up to me, offering his shaky hand and says &quot;Well done my son, you did an excellent job,  I say Thank u so much! *Heartfelt*  1 0
says good evening  http://plurk.com/p/rqh8l 1 0
@merkatgasson yay jacks bday! he's so old  did you really find nothing personal? 1 0
@ghozali well - you are a BB fan aren't you  1 0
have to go to work for five hours... should be fun  1 0
@troykids Email answered  I started to text you at 4 this morning...when it all started going down 1 0
Getting a morale-boost from Led Zep today - toes a-tapping, head a-bouncing, bod a-boogieing. And all whilst sitting down too  1 0
@ogunoks heh, any girl with that name is the right one   ... except the bad ones 1 0
Installing Webroot...hopefully to get all this crap off my computer....  1 0
i hate the rain.  1 0
New Moon looks so good. I cant wait  1 0
@Jimpossible7 Happy birthday man  1 0
@shanedawson hi shane  1 0
I got up to early.  1 0
is fucking well bored, and ill  1 0
@Jonasbrothers  haha the greatest?? love you guys  1 0
Heard that #clothdiapers was trending last night. Wish I hadn't missed that.  but yay! 1 0
Joey is crankers today, But its ok. I love him. Brock got another job, which means more money and less worries...But 2 jobs = less time  1 0
@jakXcore how do i say quotes from that movie when i've still yet to see it  1 0
@ChantiParnell hehe im sooo sorry chan!  if id have only known!  hehe 1 0
OMG!! It's damn HOT. How to work la, like this... A shower is no help at all....  #fb 1 0
@cherryrock You...you like Cobra Starship too?  1 0
@Tinker_xxxx Adian has to win  But im betting its Flawless !! They are amazing though  x 1 0
@UlisesWalters I thought u were working.   How did u get Saturday off? 1 0
@Hooded Testing you.  If you look deeply enough at the philosophy behind it all you'll find that it says; &quot;Give to Tiger&quot;  on the back.   1 0
My boyfriend is snoring so loud!!! I can't sleep  1 0
@JermaineBrowne yeahh...  but u can work and enjoying at the same time  1 0
Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!   Red Bull 1 and 2...back of the net.  Oops mixed metaphors with the sport. 1 0
@sunnydeefan3 nite to you...don't stay up too late.   1 0
i went to church and couldn't find the service? this sounds like a terrible metaphor, but it's true  1 0
@frak  Nobody deserves to be an outcast. 1 0
Just got done raising my bike up...  It sucked!!!  Now I have to get ready for work.   1 0
@meber yup...i've been trying for 11 hours to have a working phone...nothing  1 0
@Kitty_Kat77  me too! i thought Poh might win  #masterchef 1 0
goodbye strep throat &amp; sinus infection! I'm finally allllll better  1 0
I slept wrong on my neck and damn if it dont hurt like hell... all stiff and what have u ugh....i have alot of cleaning to do at home  1 0
don't t'wall forget that today is free comic book day! www.freecomicbookday.com   1 0
@janeypyle how do we check the housing website? I'm sooo technologically challenged  1 0
Why doesn't life come with a reset button? Or even a rewind? Ugh  1 0
tried to get entered into geofollow three times now, no luck  any idea why? 1 0
@strychnineheart I want to find people I can talk to in real life, but I feel like all like-minded people are online and scattered about.  1 0
I just don't understand how people can bring a convicted offender into their home with kids in the first place...it's a real shame   h ... 1 0
Not gonna be able to make it 2nite ladies  gotta be up mad early in the am....ugh 1 0
@m_meenaks  Henry Sugar is one of my FAVORITE stories!!  The best I have read  1 0
is watching the the hills 8 episodes today!  seen them all a million times tho but oh well never gets old 1 0
@simongrabowski Hi Simon, let me know when it's done  1 0
Off to finish the book &quot;nudge&quot; then going to write some  1 0
@xoxomar you know what's lame? The fact that you were still in the lib when I got out of class and I didn't see you  1 0
@ApothecaryJeri All kids are fine musicians ~one son proff http://bit.ly/QQ61l hoping my boys get into that too!  1 0
@andycrash Ah it's very consistent and fairly mild here in Oceanside w/ marine layer and sea breeze. Weather is so good here.  1 0
forgot to say took a test at school said im artistic and the bar was so high  i already new it i love music drawing poetry colors 1 0
1hr to go i will be 25 half ways to 30  yah im soooooooooooo happy 1 0
@tracyjr @cathy_w @nikperring thank you. It's just because he likes to act older, but really he's still my baby  1 0
oh shit i forgotten yesterday was national doudhnut day but not my country  1 0
Happy Birthday to Mr. Faja.  Edgar's dad. 1 0
I have parked and have also realized I forgot my camera. Sad  #wordcamp 1 0
@ralphieaversa hey, do you know if you're giving away any meet &amp; greets for Demi Lovato on June 22nd?!  1 0
Sorry for Em's Loss  1 0
Good Morning Twitterworld  1 0
good morning...today i see my cute cousins nele and jule juhuu  1 0
feels overwhelmed &amp;it's Summer. Not good. Ughhh  1 0
@Misha1234 never have! i'm following now  1 0
Krispy Kreme doughnuts n a nice cup of coffee covered up in bed wit my beanie n hobo gloves on ahhh nice...watchin Big Bang Theory  1 0
@bradaus Oh darn! I keep forgetting man!  I'll do it right now! I promise!  1 0
@mrsflinger Yeah, I don't think we have to worry much about you getting lost in the wild going that route! Have fun.  1 0
@mhaemee http://fotoflexer.com/ this one's pretty good  1 0
FFS http://tinyurl.com/l8pcvj - makes me angry!  1 0
I feel so different aroud you  1 0
@Covergirl422 haha so I suspect you have him on twitter lol  hope its good  1 0
Wolfram goes live http://bit.ly/JKnZv - but I keep getting timeout errors  Sure it'll be worth the wait...eventually... 1 0
Shopping with Lach  1 0
@shardalatrise I'm definitely looking forward to it ... well without the rain  it's really bad outside 1 0
I got invited to have breakfast with DJ and his familia!! YAY!  Jeremy makes a mean breakfast xD 1 0
@kellybbz i'll give you a clue, u have to select a certain logo on the credits at the end of the concert  &amp;thanks doll, im gonna need it! 1 0
@Momsmostwanted now all i can think about is having calluses in my eyes  1 0
@thedaveywavey follow meee pleaseee  1 0
@PapaLazarou that made my ears and my eyes very sad  1 0
happy 17th, yeeninggggggg!  1 0
@dylanmitchell grad was amazing. I screamed out your name   congrats&lt;R 1 0
 I hate when my bf beats da dogs. But I guess that the only way to teach these pitts. 1 0
5 days left then I am going to Egypt for a month  1 0
@iloveacuppatea no way  omg man if it keeps up come round mine tomorrow cause i'm home alone xx 1 0
Jack keeps taking his shots at 360. Now it's time for MAG. WITH LIVE GAMEPLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just what I wanted.  1 0
Is gonna miss his best friend when she goes too hawaii  1 0
why am i already awake???  1 0
@CHANGE12 just jokes...follow me  1 0
@Pistachio did it fall in the pool  1 0
Guess u can say I'm grindin  1 0
@hippielove Feeling good today I hope. Feels like a good Tuesday to me, cross your fingers.   1 0
@arnteriksen Arnt, my friend, that is truly appreciated. Thanks buddy  #FollowFriday 1 0
@SallysChateau Painful thoughts now about Agas and bare... legs  1 0
@emysantana good morning  1 0
Just saw a rabbit hopping through Central Square.  Felt bad for it.   1 0
wathing tv. hit me up on theee cell   ---&lt;---(() --&gt;AllY TayLoR* 1 0
No matter what, today I`m  gonna keep on smiling and being pozitiv.... good things have got to happen  1 0
i miss my bffl  1 0
@KourtneyKardash i was watching KUWTK  i love the show! 1 0
@arncyn nice! Thanks for the tute, @arncyn!  1 0
has tucked Mina in for the night. Not without the mandatory excerpt from our current Redwall book though. She fell asleep at my side.  1 0
@AliceArmstrong alrighty then I will!  Everyone, follow up-coming superstar @AliceArmstrong for daily entertainment  1 0
Enough of this Red Hair, going to caramel brown  1 0
@UnderoathBand ehmmm, i will choose Steve carell (funny guy!!), otherwise i will choose dimebag darrell rip  1 0
Justine left Masterchef.     I think one day I will be on Masterchef... and win. 1 0
use that method obvisouly! So this will be a much better and safer way I think! my movie maker still keeps freezing though so no video  1 0
@darenotspeak What's wrong?   Did you want to talk about it? 1 0
Seeing the hangover  1 0
was just promised homemade waffles    1 0
@apollo_b4 I was up... But now I'm in class.  1 0
Tried to convince client to use font Chaparral Pro. Wanted to evoke a newstand mag feel. They bottled it  Apex sans it is then &lt;sigh&gt;. 1 0
Off to a very good start  1 0
@djmere oh yes I love that movie  1 0
@SUNNYSOULSTICE update more often..  1 0
I made it home safe!!!! Goodnight twit fam!!!!  1 0
is saying... she's got the bestest people in world in her life!  1 0
Also trying to eat healthy. But it's so hard when Burger King is right around the corner.  1 0
@markharr You'll be waiting a loooong time  1 0
http://tinypic.com/r/33ehmz8/5  EVERYONE IN SYDNEY. Im dj'ing from 9-10:30 THEN 12-1:30 !!!! come party at WORLD BAR  http://bit.ly/DunfP 1 0
#auto Help! I hear a high-pitched whining sound coming from one of my wheel wells. Caused by the rain, or should I be worried? #nascar  1 0
@clara381 oh! Show us a photo  1 0
Stuck at home with my thesis on a Saturday nite  1 0
Awesome beer pong party at my house in the yard tonight  going in when the sun is rising is officially B.A. 1 0
@Wossy  When the seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea!  I know exactly what he meant  1 0
@Hannahlp - im officially going to our favourite place...booked the days of work.  1 0
Oh yeah I have some ideas  1 0
@DNK_Anais I feel reeeally bad now.... sorry  1 0
@mikaylapeaceee is my bestie fo' lifeeee  1 0
Hi @CindaLee!  Thank you kindly for the #woofwednesday shout out  Hope my tweet finds you well ;) Happy Thursday. http://bit.ly/13pSon 1 0
@davidsteven ...would that be a good or bad thing.../? Or just a precursor to some dithering?  1 0
back hurts...  1 0
@Jayonara Uhm perfect, yeah? Then I am a good example for u  1 0
Hopefully I can get a few groceries on way home so I don't continue to eat out constantly!!   1 0
I  understand we have 140 chars to say things but damn do u really have to talk like you haven't ever went to school n had english class  1 0
Outside with Kylie  1 0
@SueRK get an xbox, once live is runnign with facebook, twitter, last.fm and sky  1 0
@thecreativepenn aaaahhhhh i was just being silly (and as corny as possible) i will try harder i promise  1 0
@kellyandco thanks kelly! Session is at 1130! Ill call u after its done! Yeah bad loss for the pens  i still have hope they can do it tho! 1 0
@annydums http://twitpic.com/7gb4r - haha. me toooo. comment in mine din ah.  1 0
Halfway there ... English exam tomorrow  1 0
Another day working in the sunshine.So depressing  Bet it rains at the weekend when I'm off.  Sobs law says it will! 1 0
None of the authors or chefs or restaurants that I like are on twitter  1 0
just got up. had a decent sleep. sad that my daddy has to go away for 4 days  1 0
@leanasidhe sorry to hear that.  1 0
@cupcakemafia Thanks, knew I could count on you for that  1 0
@thepointneedle No matter how many times the cops are called over, these frat drunks keep making so much noise  Can't wait til I move out! 1 0
@PhillipChua LOL! don't you always waste decks? dammit, get a Porper!  sif just chuck decks without boxes in your pocket. =P 1 0
@milad_21 Are you serious?? They said it's the best Pixar movie so far!!  1 0
No profile pic or bio, few or no updates, lots of following and no followers! Zap! Pow! Block! Annoying but strangely satisfying!  1 0
@mictter You lucky bastard! How did it go? Welcome back, btw  1 0
@DJIronik yooou!  i was like chuffed when you replied! ha xxx 1 0
Woohoo, feel like an arseee... feels baddd! on the good side, sleep is mine in exacly ten minutes  1 0
@severanc3 morning, yeah got the code, replying now  1 0
why hasn't he called? where have he been? I NEED ANSWERS NOW  1 0
Owyea i failed the 'internet-break' mission. I will start to break again tonight. Welcome home mom dad and sist  1 0
one month 'til smoking ban, roughly one month since i quit, can now watch http://bit.ly/W6EE6  without flinching  1 0
Watching Sonny with a chance  1 0
Just got another website project  Hoorah! 1 0
@DD_Lovato Never been better thanks  what are you up to? 1 0
sushii with the girls  1 0
I'm in the mood for some racing, so I'm just downloading iPhone apps to race  and plus I'm just really bored  1 0
Gmorning   ooh giirll, Mondays 1 0
@choochootheband excellent!I have a home studio. Suits me for the moment...but filled with two rooms worth of stuff  clear out needed soon 1 0
Going to Pink concert on Saturday night woohoo!! 18 days of work left!!! Long weekend coming up!!  1 0
@Dieharddinorawr .... I'm not sure that's entirely feasible :p you see..... This is my supper  1 0
has updated her plurk!!! (LOL) ;-) :-o  ) http://plurk.com/p/z1r66 1 0
on here just long enough to eat a bowl of cereal and smoke... will be on tomorrow to update everyone on  what's new.  1 0
sorry @dannymcfly you are following them now, my bad  well your not following @mcflyharry D: 1 0
@thedailysurvey sex is anything that occupies space and hass mass.... kidding...  1 0
Reminded again that 140 characters is a dangerous environment to communicate within.  1 0
Graduation Tomorrow er today. yikes.  1 0
is hungry... as always.  1 0
Full state of panic... This copy of iTunes is corrupted or is not installed corectly. Please reinstall iTunesWTF?!?! I lost everything  1 0
back at work  its too warm to be in here today!!! 1 0
you have to help me mentally... make RobSten come true! use The Secret with me please  (FYI: RobSten= Robert[Pattinson]+Kristen[Stewart]♥) 1 0
says, still sick and off to work. YAAAaaahh.  1 0
Its raining!  1 0
Typo fail tweet again  I'm good at doing that. 1 0
has reactivated her Twitter due to peer pressure  1 0
Goodbye Twitter! I will REALLY miss you tonight as my PHONE SUCKS ASS and is not getting any tweets.  1 0
On my way to the Starscape pre-party!  1 0
@Twilightscene OMG  What a trailer now i gotta read the book again. Adrenalin running through my veins...  1 0
Wants to go homeee  1 0
Listening toooooo Green Day - �Viva la Gloria? (Little girl).  1 0
Made it home...I am tired. I received my order from #Kodakgallery and it was damaged in shipment  sad...I have to call customer service. 1 0
wants austin here with me already  1 0
Okay supposed to leave at 7:15.  Which is when I was supposed to arrive originally.   I'm going to strangle these girls talking nonstop! 1 0
Do I hafta get out of bed today?  1 0
@rtl5277 yeah. this jungle pork is VERY good  1 0
listening to Live from London: Eddie Izzard so funny, going to see him in Glasgow but not till November  1 0
@ahoova http://tinyurl.com/dc22ec nice doing miss n.1  1 0
Not to worry, noone got that one. Next question starts in 1 minute, get your thinking caps on  1 0
@dawnsheffer yep humidity + curly hair = enemies  1 0
@OhAngie Is your son having a Sam Adams?  1 0
@coollike Poo. I was looking forward to you're vid  Plus it's my b-day today ... 1 0
it doesnt matter anymore..U got to learn how to be nice  1 0
washed ALL my cashmere and ready for a GREAT week  1 0
@HIScricket Yeah after a while they just kind of lose their potency. And then it's like &quot;I demand the morphine drip!&quot;  1 0
Flying back home....so soon  1 0
@graciebest i love you! thanks for the message today  xx 1 0
Something's burning? Casey's cooking!  1 0
@lealeabobeeah I miss the old us.  1 0
i think im gonna be n bed allll day....i'm still tired from this wkend  1 0
@Kalli Yeah, harder to be a cruel editor when you can so easily determine the per-frame cost to shoot and develop that film.  1 0
@naj101 where's the sunshine????  1 0
I've started writing an upbeat song :O @NaomiShadow don't know if you might wanna help me? maybe add an awesoem bass -line?  1 0
@SophietheCocker Wardrobes are often made of cheese, so you can eat them.  1 0
@ChiliChallis1 it came it on its own, unannounced. However, surprisingly made for good company  1 0
is so glad to be out on my own...Yay!!  1 0
plz #Save Earl its a great show so funny  1 0
in this moment...i miss taco mambo. and the oboe dance  wah! 1 0
@brentcrawford @psalm18chick @kellyeharris we haven't figured out details yet but it should be fun. Stay tuned for more info soon  1 0
o'ow now is i-hate-salon part, paying!  when can I go to a saloon for free? oh dreaming 1 0
@fiberartisan You're welcome at any time  1 0
@Atlchicwswag missing it  so sad about that. @brandi1908 but I'm on vacay so I'm not THAT sad, lol!!! 1 0
Dammit... had to take my gauges out today, due to them not healing right... On a brighter note, I got new music.  1 0
Great news for all boaters in Dubai. The Dubai Marina Yacht Club has reduced their rentals in the marina &amp; now spaces are also available  1 0
At College With The One And Only Hanna Scott  Love Her So Much! X 1 0
It's not now... Nor has it ever been Weigly North!! Have avoid drive home!!  1 0
@bweller check me out http://www.icafelawrence.com/ for all your mac-ing needs  1 0
I studied a little, but I still got ALOT to go  I changed out of my pjs like 2 minutes ago lol, now off with my mom to buy a Lakers shirt 1 0
@ninatron im glad bc i would miss you on lj if you were gone for good  1 0
@Jessiica15 Lolz. I wake up at diff times all the time now! The sun keeps waking me up at 5am.  1 0
Mucho successful IKEA trip. Bed, dresser, desk, light, DVD rack thing. Oh and a French press. Things are progressing.  1 0
After the fiasco with comcast last wkend - all  attempts to move to a competitor are not that feasible. How is this NOT a monopoly???  1 0
Up at 4 AM this morning. Too much to do.. Seems evil that I had to get up this early on a Saturday. I'll make up for it tomorrow...  1 0
@hannaht I had an genius idea; i could ask to WORK it  1 0
The wedding couldn't have been more perfect  1 0
NEVERMIND EVERYONE!!! I got my Address Book back!  1 0
Want to advertise on my new site? 5 promo codes a week. That's it!  1 0
@fernandopassion  I've been trying to, too much of a poor college student 1 0
susiewilson@dramaprincess I am from Melbourne, Australia. What is your question?  1 0
get of my twitter, get ur own- anywayz yes casino was good pcd n lady gaga was swick!!!! got sore feet now  1 0
@thelemons You're not right.  1 0
On aim. Then some some tv for a while. Then bed  1 0
Yo @jackiemananquil, so glad in a strange way I was sick 2nite &amp; didn't roll 2 LO's party @ Foxtail. Would've hurt 2 much, tell u later  1 0
I hope it stops raining. Or it atleast doesn't rain on Friday and Saturday  1 0
@dustinarnold is a dork :p. Me, @magenjuran, and @stephaniedemick are on our way to @lesliezack 's baby shower  1 0
of course i locked myself out. stranded 4 a few hours.  1 0
Anyone listening to Jason Mraz right now like me?   love him. 1 0
I hate being sick, and I'm sick of rain!  1 0
its cold  i think ima go back to sleep coz i need to go to school but i feel sick  1 0
@brandonleblanc just checked. Sony are publishing it themselves in EU this week, Atari are doing the other formats &quot;at a later date&quot;  1 0
@oktoberskies Keri, what song have you chosen for your Kris tribute vid?  1 0
@letemeatcake ah! i would! but i have to babysit all day! and my car has a flat tire..  1 0
NO! why oh why can't i settle down somewhere ugh  1 0
Pollo started with horses slowly inching down the field to we are the champs blasting. Anncer just said &quot;pure adrenaline&quot; Exactly the opp  1 0
@SuperKaylo I'm in the same working late boat as you. So much for the Bethesda party  1 0
@agallerylondon Hi! Great to see your tweet follow. Thanks!  How's the weekends for you? 1 0
i miss those perfect hands too. i do, i do  1 0
@CharleneTeglia Thanks Charli. That's where I am right now..messing with both and trying to decide.  1 0
@mandiem Thanks for helping us get discovered by @tredlin.  1 0
@snowflakeunique she'll be paying you back later  needs must though. 1 0
I''m making some space on my mobile phone now so I can record my first time watching The Hillywood Show's episode 16!!!!!!   1 0
@chasecoy hah I love glee, but i'm so bummed its not on till the fall...you kinda remind me of the main guy, I don't know why haha  1 0
Oh no, now my photo is missing from my profile.  1 0
Lame ass day  1 0
Just beat Fable 2.   1 0
HEY ALL....NEW 2 THIS  1 0
@ymasisiht @cynthiahasbani man~ i'm so glad to have met you guys...  1 0
Moviess....  1 0
@katebuckjr what? My camera  okay fine u can get away with it, just be nice! 1 0
@stephjonesmusic    1 0
Listening to when you love a  woman , has to be one of his all time greatest!   1 0
At the markets. Moni on the bouncing castle. I just wanna go home to you.  1 0
@DanceWithYou91 thanks for the luck! I need it lol! and yes, still metting! see you then  oxox 1 0
Eurgh, didn't really want a migraine today and especially not a photo sensitive one  1 0
@maddyy1 I LOVEEE YOUUUUU AND WANTED TO GIVE YOU A HUG AND KISS GOODBYEEE BUT I DIDNT GET TO  1 0
Boy time flies! Back on twitter and still 2 followers  1 0
Just remembered that my 360 red ringed last night. I think I'll live in denial of that fact for the day and deal with it tomorrow.  1 0
@Nafasi I was hoping so but idts  it's not even avail now!!! 1 0
@kirstiealley  It's scary how addictive Twitter gets after a while. It's almost like breathing.  1 0
Ok so i found food cracker's with only butter cause there is no chesses  and tea x 1 0
@Thephillifish soz! didn't mean to dethrone you!  1 0
hei guys  what a great morning today in Germany. I slept very long and now I watch a little bit TV. Have a nice day. I love u 1 0
@_laertesgirl Sorry to hear that.  Anything specific? x 1 0
@distopiapop1 I didnt forget about you last night btw we just got there really late and just measured walls and left   .....  1 0
@Neilochka When you didn't send me bagels from New York, I didn't quit thinking you were a nice guy so I guess we're even!  1 0
Only a week till The Sims 3 comes out!!! Going to buy a new laptop to run it smoothly  1 0
I love going up to the costume room. The PAC is my home away from home  1 0
*sigh* Apparently, nothing has changed in Iran today, at least for the better.  1 0
@caitdouglas Have fun, you crazy kids  1 0
@teganleaaa Deal! Weather looks boring in the longer term, chance of storms late next week but its too far off to be certain  lol 1 0
Awful news about Air France flight, to think its been 12 hours and still not found the plane, bad times for relatives  1 0
Last song for this show coming up! We'll be live again @6 EST - thanks for listening!  1 0
Alright. It is SOOO Wednesday 17th. Where's my 3.0?!  1 0
Had a great time at six flags! Tired, a little wet, but love my youth group.  1 0
@chrisbrogan was that reward or punishment?  1 0
uprising tonight in hull forced to move venue last minute, had to cancel  Rotterdam tomorrow though! 1 0
I wish the sun would come out  1 0
Morning. Long day ahead of me today - 10am to 5pm work experience  1 0
@ddlovato i cant sleep either.  1 0
@JessiDeShea @AshleyDSchmidt please remind me to pay u compliment..too much for twitter!  We were talking about u..hahaha 1 0
@tiffanytu2 hahahah, i knoww my hyperrness is amazing i always try to make everyone happy &amp; make them laugh  1 0
I can't wait to get a kitten!!  1 0
@cghaynes its at home  i miss it 1 0
Have no friends.  Hulk. 1 0
@jtimberlake maybe another time then i know your busy  x x x x 1 0
FATAL ERROR ON THE BB.  HOPING THAT TMOBILE WILL FIX IT TOMORROW.  WITHOUT A PHONE IF THEY DON'T. DON'T HAVE A HOME PHONE. JUST PEACHY  1 0
wants to see HOTNESSSSS. (tongue) hotness couture ng TAO.  http://plurk.com/p/y40qp 1 0
SLeEpY anD tiPpeD aLreaDy. . .sCrEw ThA kLub sMh. NiTe n wiT thA diZnEY cHaNneL  1 0
@ashley_baby13 that's why i said, hopefully for more than one reason  1 0
@donnieklang Im jealous. I wish I was seeing you in concert. Its gross and rainy here.  1 0
@ShootDiva, Wondering when can i meet up with you to get you more info on the thing @demonick talked 2 u abt. can't seem to dm u  1 0
party and travis's house tonight. hope it doesn't pour on us. mud = me NOT a happy camper  1 0
@Amydouk haha, aww  I love cows, too! And I live in Kansas - which is probably the leader in having cows around... farm state. &lt;3 1 0
@dressjunkie oh no!! don't be horrible  lol no but she was a better singer even if she didn't cry... don't u think? she made me cry haha! 1 0
chillin' with some alaskan amber and friends, best night ever  1 0
The Doyle episodes of Angel were the best. Too bad there isn't more of them.  1 0
This is going to be a great weekend.  love you, seniors! 1 0
Ellie and Sammi Are Now going on the trampoline, but also going off twitter.. :] We shall update you soon  loveyouall. -Ellie &amp; Sammi 1 0
@paulacoleen Cassadee Pope. Lead vocalist of Hey Monday.  1 0
back home, missus slippered severely for not believing i was caught in traffic - then gave her a damned hard rogering! good to be back!  1 0
@Gorgox Happy birthday to Josh - and glad the PS is coming in useful  1 0
has dance till 1230, then around. text  1 0
@1stLadyEL  yea i know but we was parking lot pimpin well atleast Dj was lol. She do own it u the queen and she the princess of the crib 1 0
@FoxxFiles nah...The Cavs are done  Go Magic! 1 0
@thelastressort you're not nana'ing, you're caring in a hands on practical way, and thanks Steph..  1 0
Late to the first event  1 0
@Pink they are all top 10 in the UK! we love you more here  1 0
I have the day to myself, might have to work though...  1 0
@jaycubed I hope your day gets better. maybe a nice relaxing day at the beach is what you need  1 0
sad time at the steam trains  poor nate 1 0
@SherrardOnline 5-9  1 0
More rain?  1 0
Woke up at 12am. Today is a study day for me  1 0
@jillmonica Haha, nah! My dress waa way too long. I miss having you around!  1 0
@BenParrHey Ben, Check out this montage of tweets from your mashable article today. http://bit.ly/HUonx Cool isn't it?  1 0
4/5 articles done for my law CPT! ALMOST DONE  1 0
homework  1 0
@soundofsatori  sucks mang, good luck on finding a new job! 1 0
#seb-day  1 0
not sure what realtionship is,but neeed to end that too  1 0
Thanks to @GwynT and @AspaPhoto and @Rott1058 for #FF props.  Glad I add something to your Twittering experience.  1 0
im rly tired now so ill b in bed til bout 1 in the aftr noon......nite!!!  1 0
Had the worst melt-down this house has prb ever seen. 9yo upset that he &quot;ruined&quot; dad's life by not going to work with him on his bday.  1 0
@hanaabanana I know  Wish he would have stayed too. Not too sure, the doc said they wouldnt know cos they've never seen a case of it 1 0
Ready to start training again in the morning after a lovely week off (due to illness of course!).  Not looking 4ward to alarm at 4.30  1 0
I went on the stickam chat again tonight. So much fun! Signing off, good night!   1 0
@FleaFlyFloFun hehe, i got it!  thx ! 1 0
@anca_foster who me?  1 0
@ag2689 LMAO pathetic yet very optimistic. But mostly pathetic. What you sent me just now was like the first time anyone's written to me  1 0
The future people! Although I really wish my grandad had that available a few yrs ago so he didnt have to do radiation  1 0
It hurt taking a shower!  time for vic. and bed time. 1 0
I have such an headache today  1 0
Not to be rude to my followers but damn i got the taste for pussy and that pink part of the clit not the wings but the under upper part  1 0
@KathAbej It's not raining here. Unfair.  1 0
i have a reallly bad headache  i just wanna get better fast! 1 0
Shoooot!  1 0
phone is still blocked only my fav 5 can cll me  1 0
Freezing my ass off in the pak n save Carpark waiting for my missus to come back with the groceries. Electric Car window won't wind up.  1 0
The lens cost double of my frame. I'm blind as a bat n astigmatism is an old old friend of mine.  http://mypict.me/5z2g 1 0
is exhausted.  1 0
http://twitpic.com/6q7gy - me and danny  1 0
@DontFollowVal shut up!! Im peeling   again. Mira i bought sunblock spf 65!!!! 1 0
@ShozzyShozzy Good, neither am I.   1 0
HAHAHA you've got dysentery  1 0
@tayfaceee  what did i do? 1 0
going to this scholarship lil luncheon then to my brother gfs babyshower  ttyl twiggas and twiggies**Muahs** 1 0
@BrittanyASnow will u follow @natsha_x ? thanks hun  1 0
@dianaejennings Ah, yes, but she's on a book tour AND she could use some good PR, right?  1 0
@EcoChic increasing pain. not normal-docs asked to save it (foreign accent), but even today i eat lots of homemade popcorn. like.. lots.  1 0
Haha, soo.that makes her unique.  1 0
@anahamster ANA I'M SORRY! I DIDNT MEAN YOUR SIG, I MEANT YOUR EMOTICION. NOT THE SIG! I'M SO SORRY FOR MY CRAPPY TYPING SKILLS!    x 1 0
@yaya_yachiru I am quite awesome today. It's hot as hell out tho  how are you? I met you at colossal didn't I? 1 0
going to try and record my gigs for you youtubers out there.  1 0
http://twitpic.com/69qlo - Awww... Shockwave Plug-in crash. How cute... and sad  1 0
Even though I had a lot of fun today, I missed Carter's graduation  1 0
@goatgirl74 I'm going to wait til later today and head down - can't see many people painting in the rain &amp; its a long way to go for nowt  1 0
@jovian0401  im following you now! understand this website  although i really do not u 1 0
@PackitGourmet Nice! Was hoping you would pick it up  1 0
@SohTanaka Niiiice work there  1 0
gotta love west side story. i will try not to cry  1 0
@Owais_Iqbal   www.angelafrance.com  &lt;&lt; alll about me  if you so should choose, to like to read about me..  1 0
@dot12b we're watching casualty now too  1 0
Needs the motivation to get dressed and go to work I hate training  1 0
OMG! How did @loveducky and I end up in Europe tonight??! Guess all we  can do us go with the flow!  1 0
@taylorswift13 heyyyy taylorrrr i luvvv ur musicc and im ur biggestt fan everrrr  ur sooo inspirational and such a nice person  1 0
Going to have naked cuddles with Erik &amp;watch the office before we pass out. Giving him a sponge bath before the post-op tomorrow  1 0
Ashleys comiin over  1 0
Yay! Heading to work  but 'Breaking Dawn' came in so I am excited to start reading it! 1 0
@banilla_face hate you  1 0
@mishacollins i don't blame you. had to come home from school early today, cuz i feel ill  . i'm goin 2 sleep now as well. hope ur ok xx 1 0
We should build the eiffiel tower out of plastic  so we dont use wood tm loose oxygen or medal to rust and fall i can be smart sometimes 1 0
@im_not_you http://bit.ly/Pvdwn they're streaming Hot97....the song might have played already  1 0
Hmmmm Simple Plan   &quot; we have this new thing that really need rehearsal &quot; )))))))))))))))))))))))) * peur * 1 0
@Tarahdice thats wack  1 0
@sheagunther Damn, I'd be interested in working with Care2, but I don't live in SF anymore  1 0
@azpunster Thanks! me 2. It's killing me right now   How did your Monday go? It's 4, so I pretty much consider the working day over. 1 0
Can't believe Britney has been &amp; gone!!! Wish I cud do it all over again  1 0
@Cosmetosaur I know!!   Darn MAC messing w/us again. The tiger bag seems out of place. Nothing from the collection is tiger printed haha. 1 0
Am feeling so tired these days. I end up sleeping like a log! And time keeps speeding past me.  1 0
Well done W327! got 2nd place for &quot;lost in Ubin&quot;  1 0
@sensationonline all I need to know is where, when and what time it starts  1 0
@tinkabel thats a crazy price!  1 0
@bebiv Ah isn't it just a nightmare!!I've so much to do 2day  1 0
@greggrunberg don't forget about the fights !  http://myloc.me/26sz 1 0
@calumvs  ooh yes please, only chocolate biscuits will cut it tonight though, am feeling a little blue  1 0
bring back the neighbours, don't let them leave  1 0
@exposedseo CPALead?  Thanks for that - I have the perfect site that fits that!  1 0
@Rondhi sounds like a plan...   oh you know i would, if i could. 1 0
@treaclelove Oh! My Time Dedicated For Pacific Was Right!  Woah . Its Kinda Late  Well Its Only 3:18 Pm Here.  1 0
@KhairulHaq i wish for that too  1 0
@carliecarrcrash If we combine then I'd find a way to like split the costs!  we should get all the seniors to help pay +anyone else 1 0
 bored..i've sat inside this house the past 2 days...sucky 1 0
My god just took me a good 10 minutes to patch my feet up, its going to be hell wearing work shoes  1 0
@TorontoEats I found Four Seasons more homey  but I really want to experience high tea at the Empress in Victoria. King Ed tea looks good. 1 0
@cosmosboy yes but will cost you £10  1 0
yayyyy sushi lunches are just so awesome  im happy now 1 0
@dickie_dirt Glad you got it sorted  1 0
@greekpeace no afterparty  on way home. Have to walk at 8am all around dc for walk for cure!  CRAZY! 1 0
OMG Rob pattinson got hit by a cab ??  1 0
@jdeal29 Rio Bravo was cool but my fave is Rooster Cogburn.  I have Jerk and Ahole as nicknames as well  1 0
can it not be hella hot right now? im hungry  1 0
@nesspatterson @ladonnaelza. It's cuz I don't have kids huh?! Your going to isolate me out now.  1 0
we are living in a doll world.  1 0
@NickHexum you guys should have done the autograph session!  1 0
so whats hot topic on twitter....iTunes? - lets see I've spent well over £100 on iTunes now since I can no longer download music  1 0
@aisansan Dont move to Md! Please dont do it!   1 0
does not want to work a split tomorrow!  1 0
@Bobbiiee i have brown eyes and i like blue eyes  1 0
@Bradzo: ahh, rendering engine snooping! i.e. both Safari and Chrome use Webkit  1 0
nothing....  1 0
He REALLY can't see it, can he?  http://plurk.com/p/xqmv5 1 0
@andygriffwozere I bet they've gone better than you think. I hope so anyway, you have to get in  1 0
@JoLoPe thanks I will check out the Twitter and self promotion survey results   http://worldofperspective.com 1 0
@bUGGaBaby you needed a new phone!! No more xylaphone beat making  1 0
yeejiarong: hmm anything is fine  i'm a newbie at this anyway, 1 0
@Doug_Caldwell i did too. played with it until 2am that night. have done nothing since  lazy? not interested? value not seen? UR thoughts 1 0
@maclark11 gabriella is going her own way right now  saddest part of the movie and im not amused by it 1 0
Im so tired my iron is like super low but I cant get enough   Im also cravin a steak like no ones business.. :*(  im gonna eat spinach 1 0
I'm with Lani and don't want to study  1 0
@KatAragon I love How It's Made!  did you see the one on makeup?  1 0
@sriedel you're probably right.  1 0
@niphal #Tweetbook 5 is at FBi radio (where I'm on-air now) and is being passed on to somebody else here  1 0
New file cabinet arrived and its NEW has a key and everything.  But that does not make up for the crappy desk  1 0
@KayleenDuhh awesome  im probably gonna stop by so ill text ya when i get there well if i stop by! 1 0
@AlexDeQuerzen I always have the work/play theory in mind  As you suggested, maybe I should change work, so that I get to play more 1 0
why everybody hate winter?  the winter is so cool  ajajaj x) 1 0
@liamvickery Hi  Thanks for the blip!  ? http://blip.fm/~4ksjq 1 0
bsi, arby's, daquiries, a splish splash in the pool and now catching up on comics. i &lt;3 spending time with arvid  1 0
Correction! I'm going to get my car fixed tomorrow  1 0
@isawthelight really, if u would channel the anger u have 4 me into feeding the hungry you could end world hunger-bless your heart  1 0
is super hungry  http://plurk.com/p/y0q19 1 0
Its so damn bright my eyes are permanently sore and squinted... and the white paving slabs are making me snowblind  1 0
owww i just burnt tounge  1 0
I love rainy days but the dogs always poop in the house  1 0
Heh.  My twitter is going insane.   1 0
@officialmorosi hmmm having a bad day yesterday + today  1 0
i hate this. everyone in my household is sick. now im cleaning and taking care of everything. so much for the start of summer vacation  1 0
@argusvantage Sounds good.  1 0
@CatoMusic Whatsup skunk??  1 0
@CourtHarkness  why limit your story to 140 ch. Tell all what is annoying you at www.iamsoannoyed.com ,it will help relieve your stress  1 0
hayfever time finally arrived. not cool!  1 0
@JunkFoodTees @gfalcone601 is awesome  and so are Mcfly  and junk food tees  xxx (via @IndiaReville) - Thanks   1 0
@YapErni ooh! call away! tell him I require immediate medical attn! I need CPR..(so what if it's my foot...he doesn't have to know that!)  1 0
@ntinaz Just read ur bio, I am a pug owner and HRC supporter, so ur gettin' a big fat follow back  1 0
@happysahmom I'm leaving for Portland Friday @ 6AM....won't see you this time around.  1 0
My mother made me go to bed early.  1 0
Sucked at tennis today...  1 0
@DonnieWahlberg Uh, Donnie, I think the ones that missed out, WE know WE MISSED THE BOAT.  Glad u had a blast 1 0
Honesty is never the best policy  1 0
I'm bored, I feel like driving... anyone wanna come with me? Don't know where im going though  1 0
Hey i'm on FaceBook come check me out http://bit.ly/17jIy8   tell me ur username if you ADD ME   1 0
eating maccies  1 0
Move to web, the ugly Nambu failed me big time. ooh hi @taufikn, @alderina have a great Monday to both of you  1 0
@Ashleenewman Thank you for sharing those wonderful smiles!  1 0
hate the stupid rain. wheres the sun gone  (N) 1 0
My boyfriend spoils me  1 0
Well, I'm finally uncapped. Thank God. But, but… oh noes! It seems last billing day free downloads on BigPond cable is finally over.  1 0
Ugh I feel gross  1 0
Rain rain go away come again another day!  1 0
a week of nothing next week, gunna stay at Aneeshes one night  drum-kit soon WOOOO...i feel like a bitch  can my week get any worse?? 1 0
just finished sending @CatherinePowell New Again- took long since my internet kept going out  going to sleep, need to wake up early. 1 0
Cleaned four bathrooms this afternoon....(yes, go ahead and feel sorry for me...lol)....mine are still waiting for my attention     1 0
http://twitpic.com/6aosb - Yeeah! I do! If you like a Singeer! Buy for his musiic  1 0
I now officially want Jennifer Aniston's body. Good thing I already love yoga.  1 0
definitely havent been to this funeral home since my grandmas funeral  1 0
@gush4plush Thanks for the Follow Friday recommendation!  1 0
@obobME @chriscavs Awesome, look forward to seeing you there  1 0
good night to all those in the land of twitter...  1 0
@abourland have fun! and happy birthday to him!  1 0
@KnolanRyan and if ya'll don't like em you can just burn em in front of me  I'll e mail you a couple of the designs if you want. Blunt ... 1 0
@britneyspears I hope you bring the circus back to the UK at the end of 2009 or in 2010 i really wanted to go  1 0
soooooo wish i had sky, then i could watch the mtv movie awards  1 0
Not feeling well today  I want chicken noodle soup and my bed... 1 0
@siobhian Cutting bf's hair?! Remember, with great power comes great responsibility! I'm alright, just being lazy and enjoying it  1 0
man i am not looking forward to work in the morning. my weekend went by WAY too fast  1 0
@TERRIEION you were late but the shoot came out hot right. Ballons, Ballons, Ballons.  1 0
34 followerss!! yay  1 0
@chuckdarw1n Awww, thank you! Great song  1 0
that was a short meeting...heading out for the next in a few mins. Delhi traffic..here I come  1 0
Someone tried stealing shit in my house when I was outta town &amp; almost caught!! Fingerprinting tomm &amp; only a few tiny things missing  1 0
@laurenblomberg ur on twitter!  everyone was talking about you at work today; still hurtin from shovelin that there gravel yesterday? lol 1 0
@scooprandell ~ Sorry, truly sorry your mom died ~  1 0
Touched down in Denver...almost halfway to Hawaii  1 0
@Ellen_Stafford I know, you feel so helpless for them  1 0
@jayandjack I'm sure this is going to be another &quot;it's 1931&quot; thing, but it's E-Saw/E-sah. Sorry, the years of bible class were bugging me  1 0
is the most annoying person everrrrrrrrrr love kaitlin  1 0
Mr. Crafty just called. His buddy's went w/ him &amp; our son to see Up. Now they are headed to dinner at Ryans.  1 0
Hospitals are exciting places! I got my ID for Liverpool Hospital  1 0
@shaynearroyo yup yup..am uploading it na  hahaha 1 0
@Andify  Take care, Andy &lt;3 1 0
Graduation Tomorrow  1 0
My hair's in that awkward in between stage - i'm trying to let it grow, but now is not cooperating with anything i try to do with it.  1 0
@Arbyjean88 okay! Not planning anything but to hang with you that day!  1 0
I am reading Slash's autobiography and wish that Slash and Izzy were still in G n'R  1 0
Im rockin the 'I wouldn't have woke up today but I have to take care of neophytes' look  1 0
@msilve No, they are not playing at CitiField tonight   I wish, though!  And who said I ever wanted to visit you? ;) 1 0
@KrisAllenmusic congratulations, Kris! i love you so much. and good luck.  1 0
Picking up my bestfriend  1 0
@Candylatte it's almost done. I had to put it on hold while I sulked because it won't fit me right now  zipper's all I have left. 1 0
I write for one audience, me and my brain  1 0
@ktbeeper Awesome, then hello, Sis!  I twitpic-ed my pancakes. you can search for it later. hahaha 1 0
congrats, pete! damn...coolest dude on the planet.  1 0
@TCC, just looked at your bird pictures. Great work. No mushroom pics?? haha. i found 2 yesterday, left em, no place 4 em on bike  1 0
hey guys i cant believe simone is leaving OMG!!!! She is like  a sister   OMG What r we gonna do homies!! 1 0
@CarrieChute I thought I was quite good at my job  haha 1 0
♪♫♪♫♪senorita feel the conga, let me see you move like you come from COLOMBO!♪♫♪♫♪  1 0
@Daniel_Ryan lol i made mine today and well im following  1 0
Just bowled my first 100+ pt game!  1 0
@xeophin Basically I agree, but the free account has too many limitations and my boss is not willing to pay for Vimeo Plus. Money rules  1 0
@chinewinelover I was out till late so didnlt get a chance. Tasting note will be on twitter later  1 0
getting up at 6 am tomorrow is gonna suck ass... will need a Starbucks at the airport to wake up  1 0
@ceruleanbreeze *thumbs up* Commentate on my commentary.  1 0
@childhoodflames whats wrong!  1 0
@Bluebee3 AAAND also remixes of Single, and Summertime  1 0
I am awake at 3:47 am and thanks to Sarah, I can't stop thinking about French toast  Guess what I am making for breakfast. 1 0
@SuperwomanAK  Yes I feel ya..Guilty and Unrepentant  1 0
@DonnieWahlberg wassup w ur pic? I can't see anything? Making me sad!!  1 0
bored. =.= will go to church later.  1 0
Got another headache. These have been coming too often and it's kinda scaring me  1 0
@quintind That's super tame compared to &quot;A Call for Blood&quot; from &quot;Hatebreed&quot;. This is more my speed: http://blip.fm/~73xhp. Sorry Chris.  1 0
too bad spongebobs not here to enjoy spongebob not being hear  1 0
just finished updating his blog; Steve Pavlina would love it  http://tiny.cc/30daytrial 1 0
I wanna talk to someone  Text me? 1 0
@jackiedanicki Oh, no! I was envious of you for nothing...  1 0
Is sad because she cant go into Ludlow to go down the linney today  1 0
@xfftl8myheartx i noticed  1 0
So, in 20 min. I'll be home alone w/ no vehicle. Suck. I wanted to go to the outlet mall.  1 0
i want to leave for England sooner. can i, can i?? probably not  1 0
@sake1derful watching u on vh-1 soul  1 0
Saucy with Startha Mewart and Landra See.  cooking shows for drama finals=wins. 1 0
At the school fun day, my sister ran the race  1 0
left headphone dead.  1 0
i am missing my star trek commentary buddy     1 0
@CocoFontana your twit about the parent enraged me. it's sad that people like that are still living.  1 0
@thewildjoker i'm watching a chick flick! ur tweets r working  1 0
@reszzpati Byebye reszz! goodnight!  1 0
Ich will mitentscheiden!  #eu2009 #iwannabeanaustrianjustforaday 1 0
@bubbleforest If you find any good adam/kris please share!  1 0
@xCAROxx I will I will teehee  1 0
Anyone whose upp, text me, i cant sleep  1 0
@souljaboytellem Damn Dre.....do we gotta be ass naked to get a reply from u????  1 0
@GoodTimesAreGon night  1 0
Hey everyone! I just wake, good morning  1 0
- Why Does No1 Wanna Sleep?  1 0
@phunybuny thats awesome  least you knew some people there! 1 0
Yeah...they lost  1 0
@Rove1974 but I've already drunken all of my polyjuice potion  1 0
@jeffpulver That's really wonderful!! I love that too my friend, It's Great to see People putting the Social back into Social Media  1 0
SuperStoked!! We will have a new addition 2 the Fam' soon! Can't wait 2 see her!  1 0
My 3days wkend was so short, had only 1 day rest. No more long wkend till Oct or Nov I think...So sad  1 0
@ticktock6 What Orlando wants Orlando shall get  1 0
@aammoune LOL! I'm not sad.. those were all sarcastic fun games I remarked on.. I love single, trust me, more than you know  1 0
@MussoMitchel i saw the previews for your movieee. i can't wait to see ittt.  1 0
@itseleen oooh! Have a good time! It's sprinkling in so cal  I want more strawberries. Hehe 1 0
@SassyGraphics my parents live in lorain country  we used to live in avon lake .. right on the lake. a st called maple cliff 1 0
@hanspam http://twitpic.com/7m20c - Oh i love you all  wish i could of been there  can't wait for us to all go out so southport some ... 1 0
Good Morning World! 6AM huh? Interesting... Class at 11  sweet- let's get started on the to-do list for Tuesday! 1 0
@Queen_Penelope  No I'm the same - no memory for jokes. Heard 3 yesterday and now can only remember 1  1 0
@pixieclips the link doesn't work  1 0
I miss being an English major.  PS. Can we have a spelling bee? Those are so fun! 1 0
@brittanyaryan you ignored my smack talk voicemail  1 0
bored outta my mind at home  1 0
@Jonasbrothers And we can't wait to see it! See you in London, Charlotte &amp; Atlanta guys! Bring it on already!  1 0
http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1076451.htm   For sale, ch3ck it.  1 0
Parentals have returned early!  Happy day. bedtime. 1 0
@arielm27 Happy happy birthday  1 0
@ovilicka makasih follownyaaa  1 0
@Lkudrow nothing special,just an ordinary sunday,relaxing time between all the rehearsals...how are you?kisses from germany!!!  1 0
@_gymtonic Those are the digits that I know of Pi at the top of my head!  1 0
@Mommykins41 I do too. Depression is like a wave pulling you under and keeping you there. Sorry to hear about your dad  1 0
@LottsOfficial what's up  1 0
tummy ache, home sick.   @GregRuggiero IMISSYOUUUUUU!!!!!! come hold my hand on the beach. 1 0
@Royal_Flyness Whats going in L.A. this wkd besides EVERYTHING?  1 0
@NickHexum thank you for Jackpot! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........  1 0
Listening to Danity Kane...why did they have to breakup?  1 0
When you buy Blasted Mechanism CD, you can use the cd symbols to enter their website and play with Augmented Reality   http://tr.im/j7vy 1 0
why idol auditions on the day of sway sway filming  1 0
i wish the follower i lost would kno how much i loved him. idk who he was or who i lost but i love you. i'll call him the Lost Tweetie :/  1 0
On my way to the office, already want to go back home &amp; sleep.  Two soccer games this evening=no after work happy hour  1 0
@jasminekawa why are you annoyed?  1 0
@Rove1974 It does look awesome! I will be watching your show tonight  1 0
Watching Pushing Daisies! It's such a great show!  1 0
rain rain go away  1 0
@natttAY Where are all these twitter updates you promised?  hahah 1 0
Just a little pain, but not a lot   Napped most of the afternoon and no more numbness.  All in all I feel good  1 0
@AllureOnFire but ur not on a pc  1 0
Bounced a check for the first time in my life   Can't WAIT for payday come Friday! 1 0
Watching the Simpson's they are eating Krusty burgers. I'm hungary now!  1 0
Farrah Fawcett passed away.   She was a wonderful woman, God bless her. R.I.P 1 0
@kasondramoore will look fwd 2 checking out ur blog whenever it comes in2 being. twitter is info-exch, convo, &amp; microblogging all in 1.  1 0
Vote your opinion on Susan Boyle!    http://tinyurl.com/SusanBoylePoll 1 0
Kraftwerk fans! Anybody who's off to see the band tonight in Wiesen, have a great time - you lucky, lucky, people!  1 0
Listening to new TWiT while working on charts.  Old people like social networking  Does that mean I am old?? 1 0
and finally, Welcome to all new followers, I am looking forward to your tweets  1 0
had an AMAZING weekend with Ruby! I'm glad I was able to show her a good time  1 0
I wanted big money tonight and my wish was granted. Hectic night, but I'm walking with a very good amount.  1 0
Real Time Brainstorming {{{Like it or Love it}}} #ThankYou  1 0
missing my mom  1 0
I just got a shiny new bike! Sweet graduation present from mis padres  1 0
@MmmBaileys Awesome!  We're having a sun shiney day today.  I am excited!!  1 0
Watching classic You Bet! with the lovely Matthew Kelly waiting for @simonrim to appear  1 0
awww being in the old house alone is so sad  1 0
I love when my ipod shuffles so all the good songs are all together  1 0
@elegantcriimes ugh I know! me either  and I was so tired before! 1 0
fixing my blooy schedule for next sem  1 0
@GStuedler my hair's been thinning for a long time now, I figure I will enjoy it for another couple years, then buzz it all down  1 0
is on the way to town wishing i had some money to spend  x 1 0
@mizzg i saw it on tv  idk if it's on youtube yet! 1 0
@bellaclara Of course absolutely swimmingly  1 0
Studied Physics all night-- Saturday I vow to act like I don't even own a Physics book... fun WILL be had. That is all, nite luvs  1 0
Oh, and good morning.  1 0
ive perscribed my self a dose of common dreads  @ENTERSHIKARI 1 0
@todayshow Thanks for US Open explanation. Just lost you again this morning to Meet the Press.   Switching to watch CBS Sunday Morning. 1 0
Bout to go run 3 miles  1 0
people r complicated......... u think everythings fine but then u remember this is life not a happy ever after fairy tale  1 0
intersted, forthcoming, marks a territory, calls back, checks you out, planning ahead, acts of selflessness--all I ask for  1 0
Looks like it's going to be beautiful here today after a weekend of heavy rains. Hope everyone has a great day  Lots of sewing for me..... 1 0
A Page A Day In The Month Of May is almost over   What's next?  What rhymes with June?  I got nothin but I'm still thinkin! 1 0
sniff cough splutter. into work and back again...stephens sick  1 0
needs tropicana waaaaaaaaaa  1 0
@giantlawnmower GO TO SLEEP. Love you  + more LUCK 1 0
@WendiMooreAgncy  this is cool  1 0
@jguerrero thanks!  1 0
@aka55 Ok, thanks so much, I will  1 0
Hates school and wants to go home  1 0
@Daymeaux AM TOO!...okay sometimes  1 0
woohoo-ing over the good news i just got and boohoo-ing over having to tell porsh &quot;sorry you can't come over now i have to study&quot; lol  1 0
I don't understand why some of the best people in the world are thrown to the ground by evil... I wish life was fair to all who are good  1 0
me n cindie just followed a police car through the krispy kereme drive through  tehe 1 0
@Mileyc1fan it's just the true i like them alot!!  1 0
Having to purge two-faced gossip mongers from my facebook from thousands of milesaway.   Some people have nothing better to do. 1 0
Bryony is here, stressed atmosphere. shame . silly boys  1 0
At work eating lunch.. glad to be off tomorrow!  1 0
@hollywood5280 Grand Lake? Niiiiice! I heart that place! Have a great time lady  1 0
On my way to work  1 0
@giddypig ahh ouch  feel better, do you have aloe? 1 0
@BrendanWenzel Why on earth would you want to live in California? The old California abbreviation Calif = Come And Live In Florida  1 0
listening to katy perry and going to sleep  1 0
@anthull http://twitpic.com/6f6hp - Ahhh, I miss Boulder!  1 0
@madonnamike Do you want to still have an address?  1 0
@jordanknight your game gets funner the more we drink. @SUGARVampChick still waiting for a message from you.  1 0
Hoping the antibiotics will do its magic overnight. I miss my voice.  1 0
No Moomia for me tonite. Sorry @DjWillGATES  Sway tmw? 1 0
@iamLLCoolJ im in san francisco.. Its sunny and warm with a cool breeze  1 0
@iDREAMofMIMI hey  I think Alexis has some. I'll ask her &amp; send em 2 u. Let me know about any NY or Miami events. I'm due 4 a MIA trip. 1 0
PJ Harvey on BBC 4 now....  1 0
@SueFenwick That is sooo funny. I heard the new Terminator movie is great, I hope we have time to go see it tonight.  1 0
its hot...cant believe i have to go to delhi tonight  1 0
I'm talking to a guy. His name is Jeremy  1 0
english p1 done.  i refuse to countdown, it makes me sad. off to shower and take a nap... 1 0
@ddlovato I also have stomachproblems, yougurt is one of the things I also can eat. but I can't eat raw fruit  I'll hope you feel better&lt;3 1 0
I had a loooooooong night!  And an early morning.   I don't want to go to work today! 1 0
Didn't get to see Coraline today   Some incompetent moron got the  details wrong in the Courier.  It could only happen in the IOM... 1 0
On the phone...the bf got in a car accident!!!!!   Gonna bounce...lates twitter. 1 0
@dadsbackyard Thanks for that! Could be a late dinner if I start now though ) The box with the dots is so much easier  1 0
trying to finish moving stuff for tonight don't feel good!!!!!  1 0
@KoreanCelt &lt;sigh&gt; No. At work for another hour and 20 min.  I swear as soon as I get there I'm gonna guzzle! (Responsibly.) 1 0
After upgrading iPhone to OS3.0 it says: &quot;no service&quot; #broken #iphone any ideas?  1 0
@JayKreusch I love that movie   Evvvaaaa! 1 0
awwh bbz  hope you get better soon  hah i will my days going to consist of watching skinss! what yuyou doing todayy? (: love you x 1 0
@martine82 Succes!  1 0
@OfficialAshleyG I just talked with Jackson. You are truly blessed to have the opportunity to work with such a cool person.  1 0
Going to school ion about an hour to do a science final exam..My friends said it was easy, but you can never be to sure..  1 0
@shellerae kotcjen is txt for kitchen?  1 0
Insomnia kickin in  I hate this!!! 1 0
Ive had this headache for 15 hours now  thats gotta be a record (though a record i coulf live without)... 1 0
I'll post the anwser tomorrow which is the last day of Spring Break  1 0
I feel as long as you don't cause anyone bodily harm... and don't rob a liqour store... you're fine. Just do what makes you happy.  1 0
@Jubilance1922 magnificent monday to you!  1 0
Time to reeeeeelax!  1 0
@Kisa true.. good point  1 0
@stillpixels they have a scanner to see if you've &quot;touched on&quot;.  Saw it on the train one day. 1 0
ugh!!!....nordstrom cafe...once again  1 0
Tweet Tweet Tweet !! Someone is trying to wake me up  1 0
Getting Ready To Go To San Jose State To Take The WST.  wish me luck. 1 0
is ready to go back to bed.  and my eye is swelling  1 0
Good morning!  1 0
has hayfever. It completely and utterly sucks. Hate hate hate it.  1 0
@jcthe n e time  1 0
Just talked to Thomas for a good amount of time.. About everything cause that's how we are. I've missed him SOOOO much.  Too long. 1 0
@AtlantaJJ Lots of rampant speculation, but takes weeks to do toxicology tests. CSI has spoiled people for instant results.  1 0
Omg I have a massive headache!   1 0
is working until 3:30pm and then enjoying the rest of the afternoon  1 0
@ellencrimitrent Oh, honey... insecurities run deep. I keep telling myself not to worry, but I'm just so stubborn.  1 0
I think I'm calling it a night - my cold just came flying back!  1 0
is happy to have her tivo showing tv program schedule again but not happy that nothing good is on.  1 0
Good news. The more traffic I get on my blog site, the more spam I get. Oh wait, that's bad news  1 0
just colored my hair. let's hope it turns out good.  1 0
집앞�? 지�?지하철역�?� 있는�?� 여기서�?� 집 wifi가 잡히네요   http://bit.ly/7FppR 1 0
Still drunk from lastnight and I have to be to work in 20 mins not a good look right now  1 0
@penalba por favor decime ke no estas involucrado en esa pagina nicatrolls, they're THE CANCER that's killing /b/  1 0
@incendererm I am lost. Please help me find a good home.  1 0
Just got home today from the Hospital. Went in Friday at 4 with the girls and Aubrey got herself admitted. Then I caught what she had!  1 0
July 23 :/ Forever away from now  but... I can try to lose a few more lbs before then. If I do get a hug.. don't wanna be squishy! 1 0
just joined twitter because of @aplusk - thank you ashton for keeping the fun in life  xo to you and the mrs  1 0
@snookie because you're followable. Halah.  1 0
@Kinemantic good! dont let her cut her own grass!  1 0
I REALLY wanna stay in bed  1 0
@JessiKawaii yeah that's crazy!  They were super popular in ATL and sold out a week ago.  1 0
tumblarity - miért esik a tumblarity-m?? ( a mai napon 215-ről 165-re? )  http://tumblr.com/xjs25dzu4 1 0
But i'm missing everybody that is doing it  1 0
Already at work for an hour  woe to me 1 0
@jennstrazz this is true...dark edward yummy  1 0
@bennuk Thanks  thats killed me for the next few days, lots of rest i'm thinking... 1 0
@KMegel if there is a Black Cat MAM I'm going to have all the Black Cats! Lol! Studded Fling I want oh so badly  1 0
@witchwithkids  *big hugs* xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 1 0
@fastloudclose aw goodnight  1 0
jst watched DEATH RACE and had popcorn!  yay! 1 0
ok 7 hours until jury duty not going to be a happy camper  1 0
this is weird: today's monday, but I'm not hating it. Summer tastes so sweet  1 0
Wondering why I am still up and I have to go to work in less than 5 hours!!  1 0
@haforhope @MalinMasterMind  thank you for mentioning me  1 0
Watching quarantine with lukka  1 0
Visiting the invalid @maxfisher in DC  1 0
Is havin to buy another copy of fifa 09  1 0
hope i see ya later  1 0
@mitchelmusso Hey, just wondering if the Uk has a release date for your new album as I can't buy it online on intunes  x 1 0
I don't want to go!  1 0
@recamel HELP!!! Aaaaaaah! That's scary!!!!   hahahahahahahahahahahaha Actually, I have to eat right when I get up, I am shaky till eating 1 0
http://www.fotolog.com/oficialnickjonas  Fan club oficial CHILE!  1 0
Examen de piano  I'm feeling really lazy but it's about to start raining... it's humid and it smells like incredible #squarespace 1 0
Nothing like a girls night to put a smile on my face  1 0
I cant wait until i can drive.  1 0
they threw away my water bottle  annoying on more than one level. 1 0
 everythings so fucking chilled atm  loving life right this minute. ooo dj am and trvs ayeeeeeeee i think sooo  FIX YOUR FACE 14 FTW. 1 0
#bgt I like Julian smith as well his music is so soulfull  1 0
isPlayer Has Died! Sorry  1 0
shopping with a friend of mine...don�t know what to do tonight  ideas?! 1 0
I am soo tired right now that I want to cry, I don't know what else to do. I bring this on myself.  1 0
my guitar is in the shop and im waiting to go get it and i have no clue when that will be  1 0
im missing my love soooo much.. sometimes i just dont wanna let her leave  1 0
@brandsimplicity supercool! Thanks Fabian  1 0
I got some sun today  and I got my #fullmooncrazy tickets ordered! 1 0
@empika take it you've seen the leaked PSP GO stuff...more Trico please  1 0
@DonnaKozik Ack. I think you beat me for Sleepless views, but not by much  (thx for comment about my convo w @docmurdock 2) 1 0
Sarah Connor Chronicles cancelled  #tv 1 0
@gregkamer I'd love for someone to lay it out specifically. I want to be convinced why it is better  1 0
@jockmac honestly? I liked the colour of the top. I was six at the time.  I'm 31 now and I still like the colour of the top!  1 0
@xjaysenx whatcha buyin me, then?  1 0
Please make sure you actually *read* the event info on facecrack - http://tinyurl.com/c68hqo. Buy ure own tix, meet at 6.40 upstairs  1 0
@jaybby_ awww like even DURING the day? -hugggggles- I'll try not leave you!!  1 0
@randiohdesigns Didn't think of that.  Why can't people just be nice? Why would anyone think it's ok to say that, much less make a movie. 1 0
@willianmax  1 0
@AuroraJo in all honesty...It will be legalized in California first after Gov. Dumbdicknegger gets out of office..per my dr.'s reasoning  1 0
Just burned my foot  1 0
Done exams for todayy  wow that was easyyy  1 0
When Isaac Haxton hit his five-outer on the river to stay alive, I had my camera on Vitaly Lunkin. Sorry y'all -- I missed a great shot.  1 0
@twotymz the strangers was kinda freaky haha. i didnt get to see the end though  1 0
today is depressing got my mark back for business studies and it's sooo BAD!  1 0
-Feeling better..hoping I don't get sick again  *sigh!* 1 0
@tommcfly Have Fun in brazil  i hope its nice and hot! not like england!  1 0
asda ready meal - i don't think i'll ever be the same again  1 0
No play time for me! Straight workin  1 0
@syabelobelo thanks ya udah ngefollow  1 0
Tomorrow is going to be extremely difficult. Prayers would be good, if you please.  1 0
Waking up with a headache is seeming to become a daily occurence with me  1 0
hungover + work on sunday  1 0
Launched our first iPhone app, iPeep -- http://gawdam.mobi/22 -- Looking for more hot girls to take mobile  1 0
@tretilldeath yeah but it is not an astounding drop. It sucks  1 0
good morning peeps ....heading to boca  1 0
Just played Fuzzball, now searching for Bing  http://fuzz-ball.com/twitter 1 0
@prophotopete I've used Blurb.  Check the review I wrote on my blog -  http://bit.ly/75bAs - I know, I should blog more often.   1 0
I've had to walk every where we go today! my body is killin me tonight!  1 0
@kimbean_ Yea! you were down my way!  A few friends of mine were at U of I graduation as well!   1 0
@scott_mills Hey, heard about gaming weekend! Will you be playing music from older games like Sonic and Ristar or newer 1 like Halo?  1 0
@rishil #FollowFriday and Keyword Mentions, where else do they come from?  1 0
just woke up and is starving but my will power to cook for myself is running extremely low...  1 0
@thedanyoung I have been trying to win that game for years. YEARS, Dan, and you solve it by accident??!? Teach me?  &lt;3 1 0
at home doing science essay  1 0
@xLoveableFreakx hahapshtt. noo i prefer JAZEEL  ill always be on your side xD iluuusfdmm 1 0
A new track and its clip done. 'Soon' on myspace, dailymotion &amp; youtube.  1 0
Dear God.. thank you for everything...  1 0
Had a great weekend and I'm really excited that my house is slowly coming together thanks to a little help  1 0
Watching my favorite people play softball.  1 0
@MaliciousBeMoi AHHHHH ! you have this shit too !  1 0
@ 3rd floor pantry, just had lunch -chicken lollipops &amp; siomai  1 0
@iamMishal Haha, u like ur food don't you?  1 0
@toreo I must have that sign when I'm at work as well  1 0
just seen the schedule...Sports Center (#ESPN) is on in less than 30minutes. then another one afterwards, might have to miss Jimmy Fallon  1 0
@captjackaubrey good morning sweet Jack!  1 0
@xlikewolvesx well its good lol..and i might just watch it myself  1 0
If I feel like this tomorrow I can kiss buh bie to doing well in Chemistry  1 0
Watching a cool program on PBS about Big Band/Swing music.  1 0
Dammit! Was doing a blog post and the power went out! The ridgeway and storms don't mix together  1 0
Do work. Monday  1 0
@g33kgurrl he came home with scratches all over his arms Wednesday. That kid got a certificate, not J. Hate to see his disappointment  1 0
@hardcoreroyalty count me in!!!...unless I'm one of the assholes in ur life then forget it...buy ya own damn coffee!!!  1 0
My tummy still hurtys  1 0
knott's today!! whoo  1 0
chillin with the prima just like old times &amp; feeling nice  1 0
@scottrmcgrew @Blanquis26 @Marge_Inovera That's a whole lotta hugging going on! Thanks everybody  1 0
wow, i think i pissed karma off...  bad days a plenty lately...   1 0
Bored at lax and missing my sister  1 0
@MikeyMcFly damn... sounds boring. lol  1 0
@rodrigofoca Well, I only have PPC Macs around here.  1 0
@kristyLoVes aww thanks! Aint sure what exactly you meant but yeah good luck is always welcome in my world! Good luck to you too sweetie!  1 0
@charlottexoxo TWS3 yay cant wait  1 0
@Luminarty who's graduating?? I'm @ work.  1 0
@holliefrinton only if you are a boner  1 0
@DarryleP Am busy yes...But then always am. Hope you had a great time traveling.  Where did you go?  Welcome back! 1 0
Two a.m. movie &quot; The Breakfast Club&quot;.  Love the excursions of a geek, a princess, an athlete, a basketcase, and a criminal.  1 0
@melissapwns i want to sooooo bad. ugh it's ridiculous how bad i want to  1 0
Bored  can't be botherd going out 1 0
Walking over to Fenway Park... Rain stay away! Just heard Mike Lowell has the night off  1 0
I wish XX1 had a mend section   1 0
misses talking to Mugen. Well, and Jin. She wants to talk to either one of them, really...  1 0
@MikeyShowAshlee I wish I could come visit Ash.  1 0
Chief was suppose to be in the Little League parade 2mrow @ the Brewers/Twins game. Miller Stadium is flooded.  Hope it's still on. 1 0
I'm watching access hollywood right now.  Good updates.  1 0
i got new shoes  1 0
Cosy night in with Miki and Luka   http://twitpic.com/6gf1t 1 0
 god I hate that I still love that man 1 0
Sad that the first thing I thought of after hearing about Flight 447 was Rapture (BioShock). Condolences to the families of the victims.  1 0
@nicoletsang i can't believe you D; slut - i have business, textiles and i have chem and phys theory and practical left  1 0
@ijustine  will am pissed cuz i dont have one  1 0
@GAILESHEILA i fuckn lost my phone too  and my makeup bag  dammit sailor jerry. 1 0
Come Monday and the week, I'm gonna forget about a lot of things. Then, I'm gonna settle some stuffs.  1 0
I need a basic calculator for science but I don't think I have one, I only have 2 scientific calculators  1 0
Can`t believe how tight my chest  is today, been on inhaler all afternoon, must be change in weather   1 0
I miss waking up to the ocean  1 0
dirtbikee timeee in 5 minsss  1 0
@aniedj oh, LOL, okay (= well use it more these days, haha!  1 0
Have done my ebay listing for my gorgeous handbags that are for sale  kids are in bed now to do some more work....  Miss my guy  xxxx 1 0
Video: You’re the one who made me blue…. and yes I remember. Why should I listen to this, now Im sad.  http://tumblr.com/xpo22fxt4 1 0
@RaphaelAraujo1 thank you so much!  1 0
I feel fattttt  crunches?!   Goodnight! 1 0
Is at the botanical gardens and its beautiful but she forgot an extra memory card so no pictures today  1 0
@laggsa2009 Thanks Laurie! I will tweet from my phone   Have a great Thursday!! 1 0
need a nap  1 0
Sad triathlon class is over  1 0
#goodsex is topmost trend today  1 0
is cleaning &amp; listening to Adele!!! &lt;3 her music!!....Out to eat wit the bestie later!!! all  s 1 0
oh, and thanks for the #followfriday @daveabrams! Follow him, he's good ppl- Marlins fan in NY! Sweetness  1 0
@Allison_M_Parr lol i know.  someone sent it to me as a message on facebook.  i'm making her my new best friend.  1 0
@nengvaleska halo kak  hehe you might not know me, but i just read your blog and i like it  1 0
@21stcenturyfox Thanks for retweeting that, Megan!  1 0
@KewLLady hello! just saw you from a forum, thanks for the viddler vid. do they (the pussycat dolls) ever reply to you?  1 0
On the phone to Jadeeeee  1 0
last day of my week off (not counting monday) and i gotta do some tidying and cleaning  bah 1 0
CONAN IS BACK TONIGHT BABIESSS  1 0
@Dark_Oak thank you sir  1 0
I got chocolates but theyre not for me  Have to give them to my sister. 1 0
Finished Almost Famous and painting my nails.  Hahahaha! 1 0
@mileycyrus where in germany are you?? cause I live in frankfurt the city with the big airport  1 0
@TeresaNewland :| Oh no *erm* I said that they were cool.  Yeah, cool :S 1 0
@Galfraktica I enjoy my brains fried, not scrambled thank you  1 0
Just got my 4th &quot;Not interested in hiring you&quot; Letter WTF!?? Ima shoot myself!  1 0
@joshthomas87 #twitterfail  1 0
Oh thank jeebis, i'm off work  1 0
@lovenstamps thanks. I hope your actually not in my group. These really weren't my best  1 0
@infinitysanti Love this movie  1 0
Wants the Big man Tevez 2 stay at United!!!!!!!, seein him get subbed yesterday makes me feel upset    1 0
@stupid_things so dont  1 0
@gailtwist I hate doing em, but get dragged here by @emzmum... at least it's a beautiful day  1 0
@NiaVardalos - Taking my mom to go see &quot;My Life in Ruins&quot; @ 3pm (CST) in Dallas, Tx! We heart you!  1 0
conan had a twitter skit tonight-- such a shame that he mocked instead of embraced twitter -- @ev, go kick his butt  1 0
@lindseydevoil Cake Good  1 0
@FreakFlagFlyer If you think it would benefit you as much as them, then I'd do it.  1 0
@manic_nimrod come in manic  1 0
@kylieeann my ass really hurts its gonna bruised, im gonna have a bruised ass!  1 0
@tromboneforhire lol very true...at times i wish i liked beer b/c its cheep...i just cant get used to the taste  1 0
This is my second Twitter I waiting for Miley cyrus to follow me!!!!  1 0
@shiraabel EY. BE NICE. I&quot;m from Texas.  And I will one day be a famous country singer and you will be proud to say you know me.  1 0
Not going out tonight just chilling with my lil sis! I heart her!!! But I shall party like a rock star  tomorrow night! TEEHEE!  1 0
@_Laurent ORly  1 0
not many iceberg updates today lol.oh so bored  1 0
feel like somebody is stabbing me in the back of the neck  1 0
awwww... the picture of my big rooster is too big to use...   1 0
watching National Treasure 2 or w/e now, it's pretty good, things like this always ~intrigue me  1 0
@sarah_marina have fun girl!  drink some for me! 1 0
misses my BFFs--Bday Girl @ShaQuanda2 and my @tru_gemini as they're partyin it up in ATL right now!   Have fun monkeys! 1 0
and so sorry! back to work!!! bummed i have to reschedule lunch with @m_candy  next week! 1 0
Having a hangover. I'm hungry  1 0
@sundaycosmetics no kidding! However I really felt sorry for his date  She looked like she wanted to disappear. 1 0
@mommapuff nope, just the parking lot video  what gets me is he sounds so frustrated with them when he's usually so patient 1 0
Eh! Exams tomorrow!  1 0
@poppytalk recycled hello notes are so cute!  1 0
is going to emergency  soooooo sore &amp; sick! 1 0
bored, watching tv but should be studying for exams havent studyed yet and prolly gunna fail :| fml  1 0
hasn't had time to plurk lately...feeling left out  http://plurk.com/p/wwmr1 1 0
@indiamos I have a large paperback @nyrbclassics edition of J.F. Powers (600ish pages) that is dropping pages from perfect binding.  1 0
@uwop and what tricks might those be???!!!!  1 0
@Cadwaladr cool! You have me intrigued  1 0
@xpezcorex I am very glad, too! And I never doubted you.  1 0
@stacymiche11e okay well i'm only downtown for another hour or so.  and i can't DM you cos you're not following me ha 1 0
@ohhhbabyyy haha, nahh.. i dnt care. I'm over him.  1 0
@sixpm Can't  the owner would kill me lol 1 0
@_CorruptedAngel and what now? god I must be tired  1 0
@TimothyH2O and now im mad  lol. last years AI, my friend was offering me backstage passes. i called my venue&amp;said no M&amp;G.effin liars. FML 1 0
Ok so putting the contraption for ttv photography is on hold until next week  1 0
@lovebscott You\'re popping it better than some of these video chicks.  http://twitvid.com/EAB8D 1 0
LOVES when Treble Charger - American Psycho comes on  PS: I appologize for my twitter suckage lately &lt;3 1 0
Finding interesting new followees  1 0
#musicmonday - follow us if you're a fan of McFly  1 0
@codeshaman Use OpenDNS like a real person and it will work  1 0
@letstakethemoon they were taking the piss out of my love for Kirstie  also u can't be that big a fan of twitter if u have been on longer 1 0
http://twitpic.com/6885f - Zilla is sleeping like this haha love it  1 0
Phone with tylerrrrr  1 0
@Molliehollie oh i mean. i got 2 accounts .. the one you added is my personal accnt. i only add people i know..personally  1 0
anything i have to  1 0
I hate to say this but I HATE the morning rush hour on the train. Too close for comfort. Let me be a man  1 0
Ok so kiss brought busta.... Busta killed it but never came back out I was expecting Arab money... Swizzy came but no juiceman  1 0
@Drepto I miss ya Stinka Butt  1 0
So tired and so hungry. I hate getting lab work done, especially when it requires me to not eat before  Can't .. http://tinyurl.com/qucxy3 1 0
Watching Gilmore Girls on Soap Net... I still have my cold.. and now sound like a man!  boo! 1 0
@timjamesedwards you're a crackup. Question please, do tattoos work on the soles of feet? Friends say no so said I'd ask my expert friend  1 0
i finally got my new foneee!  1 0
 miss my bros... The music, the people that got me through all the hard days... Almost a year of my life, my heart and soul that I spi ... 1 0
- had a great time at the 'block party' - so did mackenzie  1 0
My wireless network is not working, I have  no idea how 2 fix it &amp; its very frustrating! I have no idea what went wrong  1 0
@Gaby2812 http://tinyurl.com/dhrsld . You and your sister are welcome  1 0
? ???????? / ?????????? ? Google Reader/????? RSS ??????? ?????? ??????????  http://ff.im/-3p6r6 1 0
Bg basal eval, 2:00 AM 159 mg/dL long night, thanks for TNT &amp; &quot;Without A Trace&quot; episodes  1 0
@bradyjfrey We usually see him lurking on the overpass above Sloss every October. One of us will certainly get a shot and post it!  1 0
@mairs i know its scary  i gotta go to work too in a bit! x 1 0
girls came home early...alyssa is sick!  now its off to bed and an early morning for &quot;papa's&quot; day. haha missing hubby SO much. 5 more days 1 0
Where are you at d-man?!?!? Working  1 0
Missing my baby girl  ~LaKeRs Da NeXt ChAmPS~ 1 0
@kelownagurl ahhh...yes. duh.   1 0
I'm bored,the boys are discussing something I dont understand so I better be quiet.booooo  1 0
I LOVE CORNELIUS!! he totally made my day by pwning that biatch  hehehe 1 0
Ok new photo's are up  Thank's again to Elmato and it &quot;was&quot; broke it's fine now though ;) 1 0
@MillieRose_ MOUNTAIN DEW!!! I'm so jealous of you Amy Rose....  1 0
My cable and internet were shut off in the apartment today as scheduled and I'm still here.  1 0
@crucify_brett Because I do.  1 0
@derekspringer  i for one welcome our new cyber-criminal-overlords. 1 0
@fontenot619 I wanna see it!  E-MAIL ME!   1 0
@JamesProps very cute kitty  1 0
@VTuttoilmondo 10th avenue north is dope!! Good song  1 0
We lost today  1-3 a triple n walk 1 0
@DeepaPrabhu With that line of thinking, I will miss my vadu mango, alfonso, basmati. Not good  1 0
@rbhavesh Dreamhost disabled our account  1 0
Very irritatingly nobody is following me. That I cannot understand. Also I bought new swimwear today! Three cheers  1 0
I could quite easily get used to monday mornin lie-ins  1 0
I think tweetdeck is breaking my iPhone  1 0
@danielakrocks I hope so , If I hear anything I will post it here  1 0
 Patrick Wolf came on to introduce Serafina!!! x x 1 0
Spilled a lovely glass of pinot noir on the light carpet in my bedroom last night. Magic elves did not remove the stain overnight.  1 0
@HaleyyMichelle  Okay good, and I know, I saw that  1 0
unbelievable sights, indescribable feeling. soaring, tumbling, freewheeling. through an endless sky, a whole new world ! a wondrous place  1 0
I&quot;m going through with drawl cause I cant post any videos!  1 0
@PMillion oh i hate funerals too I'm sorry to hear that.. i guess no one really love a funeral though.  1 0
Heading home after a good day at work, even though I'm sunburned.  1 0
@FryQI Can't get it to work  1 0
Eminem We Made You is GAWBAGE[/Rosci] !  Imma cop Asher Roth's album instead fuck em on his &quot;ass like that &quot; flow 1 0
Exhausted from the trip to Houston this weekend, but no time for rest.  Time to buckle down for work. 1 0
@srah_scottydog  http://bit.ly/SlMee He's possibly ok! But after the kristin spoiler I'm not hopeful  1 0
i think i started getting all choked up when i heard the dad say:&quot;...my daughter&quot; ..  awwww  1 0
Twt @dijibeatnetwork -- Thanks! I'm glad u like the set!!!  1 0
this gorgeous weather reminds me of california. seven more years.  1 0
Mike Goodrick concert tonight at Chyro Arts. i wish i could make it, but not exactly in town  sorry mike, i guess i'll see u in fall. =] 1 0
@rickytrech eres o te hacess wee?pff tkeremooosssss  aunqe te heches pedooss 1 0
so tired  1 0
feels lil overwhelmed, and lil helpless  1 0
@youngq and so is everyone else!  1 0
Can't stop looking at cake pics!!  Need some inspiration!!!  Maybe I should check out fashion.......best inspiration for cake  1 0
misses Irish  1 0
Go magic tonight!! I hope the beer I buy is enough to last  1 0
@CrystiaDuenas haha hopefully! so what are you doing!? I havent seen you in forever. we need to hang out this week.  1 0
@Rubix_Cubic shut up  1 0
@BeautySchooled Haha! Hey missy!  So, I KNOW I need to schedule an appointment but me u &amp; @anikakai need to go get dranks! LOL! 1 0
@FLWbooks Thanks for following  1 0
@WaleDC failed a drug test today  1 0
Can I go back to sleep plz ??  1 0
@jimmybradley: &quot;AC/DC � Rock' n Roll Train&quot; great blip!  ? http://blip.fm/~7c7fg 1 0
Why must I wake up to reality.. When I can change it so I never have to wake up again  1 0
I accidentaly bashed my nose off a chair whilst taking it off the table in the science lab, hurts like hell and has a bump on it  1 0
I watched all my new DVDs on the weekend. Now, stuck in bed feeling blargh, I have nothing to watch  1 0
is going for a shower!  1 0
@IAMRIKO Awww how sweet... And Aye, wait a min now! Men are not spic and span now either! Lol! My flaw: I'm a spoiled brat  1 0
. @JonoH be careful with your bot - it's easy for them to retweet people slagging your brand rather than saying nice things  1 0
Awww... I remember my friend from Australia. I miss her.   1 0
@redrobinrockn hehehe... I'm no techie either.. but out here us lazy indians use d short-form.. saves space too  1 0
@Gezzi nice! maybe we should go together  yay for troublemakers! 1 0
@amandapalmer shame you don't have any XXL sizes. my gut is regretably a bit bigger than it should be  but I love you anyways  1 0
How come I'm always so lazy on Saturdays. Sorry for bailing  1 0
@eprussakov oh� unfortunately not  1 0
Laying in bed feeling sorry for myself i hate being ill  1 0
@sd0ugh same, working and dancing  1 0
@ShesElectric_ did you not!? yehhhhh im glad.other peeps say i do..   xx 1 0
Ready with 20 minutes to spare  woo! :-p xx 1 0
@emisicka haha I'm not even mildly surprised you know about it  1 0
jealousy is the worst feeling  1 0
@jamesshunter great man! good luck with everything! I'm guessing the coming days are going to be extremely exciting  1 0
i already miss you monica  &lt;3 &lt;3 1 0
@realtalibkweli I'm tight that I missed it but I know u did your thing kid.. any bronx appearances?  1 0
 miley didn't win best actress or whatever 1 0
@BHisarockstar9 thanks for explaining to me how to TWEET  1 0
@arjbarker Sweet! So Jemaine wasn't lying when he introduced you  1 0
@mileycyrus how cute 'we all live in a yellow submarine'  1 0
best of luck, @mia_queen ! im sure u did well  1 0
@heatherxdaniels man i wasnt! i left it in my purse.. in the car... idk who gave me my phone... idk...  it sucks 1 0
holy crap the new house is hella nice  1 0
@GloriaGarner Wish I could say same, as I'm childless   But, I already called my Mom this morningon the road down in Tennessee! 1 0
Back in Nebraska after a great time in Estes. Stress-free right now. Throw that out the window come Monday. #fb.  1 0
Now thats weird  1 0
sooo annoyin when you see 2 dresses you like and both don't have your size in stock grrrrrrrrrrr!!  1 0
time to go to bed, have work tomorrow.  damn early start! 1 0
@_colleenanne hells to the yeah XD. well you can get one of cereals that just get soggy in the milk and eat that.  1 0
@DetroitVoice and a couple of lousy tweets isn't going to make it any worse than it already is.   1 0
Ok, remake of Friday the 13th not holding my interest...bummer, thought it would be good.  1 0
@AmyFroebel Nope. Just come back to CT   1 0
back in bed, mostly just because its warmer here  1 0
@escapetheday oh  I used it after twitpocalypse and it was just bleeech in comparison to the other two 1 0
@BarbSchaefer yearling in pet home died... very sad for their whole family   1 0
@silsplace Hiii  yes, today is #echelonday out special day! join, so we can make #echelonday  a Trending Topic! #echelonday #echelonday 1 0
Yay! Finally reached 100 followers......  1 0
Hate Mondays..let us hope that it'll be great.  1 0
@carolinajonas we're on myspace too! lol but not commenting  1 0
In hospital, fed up &amp; tired. Missing my man very much.  1 0
good night twitter world. I have too much work to be distracted  1 0
@reduced Booo no dates in Pittsburgh and Ohio!  1 0
Goodnight everybody  1 0
@StephanieEllen yeah me. You owe me one  1 0
@stales Yes, it was a good one!  1 0
@bjflaggatnurenu Some web redesigns, online order forms, CMS installation and interactive video training.  1 0
SO happy I ran into Matt last night  He pretty much makes my day. Dubliner, Cuff, after-hours Kareoke.. dear diary: jackpot! 1 0
I am thinking it will be added into the giveaway witht the Word of Promise New Testament cd set.. but who knows what the Lords plan is  1 0
@ChefPatrick haha it's sam, i just like the 4 m's  1 0
I'm jonesin' for some The Consequence. let's listen  1 0
@Taylor_21 I had that same problem getting out of bed!  1 0
my neck is jacked  boooooo 1 0
I don't feed into bullshit.... Sorry  awwwwww what a cock succer !!!!!!! 1 0
@Nickknac I love the haircut is it bobby in the back? you know like raised up and vamped?  I have not seen you in almost 2 yrs.  1 0
@SiKiv Well you have to take the bears out first, it's a pre-emptive strike. Also, sorry to hear about your ankle! My god that sucks  1 0
@Wossy i no! it has to be another Margaret. Nick and Margaret are known together, 1 without the other is like salt but no pepper!  1 0
@jamiandsean  how come? 1 0
Anybody else have crias that like to chew? Isabella just chewed a hole in my shorts.   1 0
i miss everyone already  up to run early 1 0
@seansmithsucks hey! Just got the new album ... fucking amazing!! One of the best albums in my collection! Wish you would come to Spain  x 1 0
@troublebrother Now that sounds like a whole world of pain .... am dreading secondary school already  1 0
@keeperofdreams I did this am.. for 4 hours, hasn't helped.. aargh! need to work now..  crap! 1 0
Hanging with my baby tonight - we have such a fun time together. I love him so much  19 years old and we've been together 5 years! Crazy! 1 0
just drove downtown to see andrew wk at the uptown &amp; the line up outside is massive. disappointed  1 0
Taking my little patunia to the vet. Her eye is squinty and gooey.   Poor Noozz 1 0
@Teanah I will...in spirit   1 0
gotta work on Saturday  1 0
Well this sucks, my cable and internet are out.  1 0
This is the earliest I've ever tweeted... considerin' I've actually been to sleep already. Lol. Feels like the beginning of a good day.  1 0
I was angry for almost a second because my ass and thighs are too sore to go back to sleep. But then I remembered how they got that way  1 0
@bellaboo525  i hope she does. we'd be all like, &quot;DEMI! Hey girl heyy.&quot; 1 0
Eyes set to kills on mtv right now.  1 0
Is work, work, work, and no time for fun  man summer's used to be the best time of the year!! 1 0
Join me in taking a nightly walk today. It's only 2 miles, and can add so much to your life!  1 0
i went out with a friend visiting from Utah. she used to live here. didn't know she knew jjs and we shoulda went to stench's show instead  1 0
Off to work  1 0
stuffy nose  working on my geo cpt 1 0
&quot;Shut up &amp; Let me Go&quot; i Love this song  1 0
Go Hard Crew Twitter coming soon  1 0
Hmmm...failed photo testing last night  damn it! 1 0
@dj_spinner aw thanks!  1 0
Once again the smiley is MY initials.  1 0
@pinkbitesback about to find out.  1 0
http://twitpic.com/3j2lo - at #democratic council training in Orange. Learning how to be a Democrat. It's all day though  1 0
At my cousin's house again  Nobody thinks I can stay home by myself.. Tis messed up... 1 0
back to the army buzz kill  1 0
@missjnz Safe journey back, its a long way  1 0
http://twitpic.com/6a5kj - Gracefullness  1 0
rtTallgiraffe71Am rooting for Yasmina, but I think Kate is going to get it. Same here  1 0
@maggiephilbin pic link not working here  1 0
Only 18 Days till DTM can't wait  1 0
Didnt win the guitar hero contest at Video Games Live. BUT got to see Martin Leung   http://bit.ly/eG2Yx 1 0
@MGiraudOfficial @dannygokey Thanks matty! It's awfule what these ppl are doing!  #dannygokeyislove 1 0
@Serend1p1ty I felt bad for Sawyer when Juliette fell down the chambers. You never see him have emotions like that.  1 0
extremely ill. going to er.  i hate needles. 1 0
another request for interview from a place in London  pic of Fry &amp; Fielding not making me any happier about this shabby side of the world 1 0
The police totally busted us  1 0
@sleiseca very disappointing news.  father's day is more important than beer?! 1 0
@Composure_s0n everyone sins.  1 0
@jackwregan Yes, and parents rarely see their own children as ugly  1 0
Feeling extreemly blessed!! With just a little sadness cause I miss Beau  1 0
morning all... gunna need some strong coffee, lol pug puppy &quot;freddy&quot; is doing great!  1 0
i wish i had fans ! haha becoming an actress is one of the hardest things in the world no matter how hard you want it.  1 0
Niver Thatha  dia feliz! 1 0
Nothing better than going to bed when it is rainy and windy outside ... though I will miss having Adam by my side  1 0
having no time at all. and it's still the first week of classes.  1 0
I am looking 2 purchase some funky USB drives- I found a few ideas  http://bit.ly/8hRMw 1 0
Makes sense that greatfirewallofchina.org, a site to test whether a site is blocked in China, is blocked in China. Get that?  Any others? 1 0
@4everBrandy asking  1 0
Shoulda went to Hannah's  1 0
god i can't wait  arn't you on skype? 1 0
@Tarrrahh omg tara look XD http://bit.ly/IBpE6  well I find it amusing  @Lukey_Munky LoL that's fine  1 0
I wish i was at Silverstone with the boys  oh well, at least they're in pink for today! 1 0
@CCC6 being &quot;haughty&quot; sounds so John Kerry to me  I think I'll not let my ego get away from me LOL!  #hhrs 1 0
@charlthorn94 heehee, I like your cards(: you two have nice handwriting :L and tell Vickiee I'm not one :O :L  1 0
whine for me. i def need To Get A Bigger arsefor these dances! smh.  1 0
I want a Nao robot! RED!  1 0
@rahelab Thanks Rahel! Site design is mine. New logo is the work of @desandro. Still have some...er-hum...#contentstrategy to work out.  1 0
@wstmjonathan if you want to give me a ride   one day I will see you kids play! 1 0
Caulin's getting cocky. But we all know my face is the sexiest.  1 0
ListeninG SoME Music.. hEre.. ALoNe??   1 0
@writerman34 I've been sneaking in an hour here and there when I can...no marathon sessions yet, though  1 0
Only 10 days of classes left. So stressfullllll  1 0
Check out @mikeanywhere 's website for beautiful photos: http://www.mikepatterson.com/ very sound bloke  1 0
i want a cat!  1 0
@21stcenturyfox Thank you Megan you're pretty special too and will make sure I make time next Friday for my #ff list  1 0
@aagw ADRIAN, i wish i could come over to canada.  hahaha&lt;3 1 0
i &lt;3 chill wknds like these...worked/out a bit..kicked it..goin by faster than i thought..chillaxin at its finest..word up  1 0
@WOWBROW Me jelly  1 0
@Iheartseverus No.  The Philly show's on Father's Day. 1 0
@malia111 When you are done with the mahjong my mom can turn it into jewelry for you   1 0
@francescaroman sorry I got sicky  i'll see you later though 1 0
@mrtonguetwista I'm following 500 cool mothaphuckaz  I am following 1,000 real people that add to my NETWORK&gt;&gt; 1 0
Yayy for random visits by @jmaefields and Courtney.  1 0
@nigep Hear hear! Plus I have to be on a train to the coast at 6 for a weekend away from home  1 0
Got back from dinner and dessert out with the girls  1 0
Finally on the way out of office!!  1 0
Fridays without Terminator and Dollhouse just aren't the same.  1 0
Watching amy winehouse sing drunk like always. Haha. Thats why i love her.  1 0
@ktrayyy haha you probably do any just don't realize it  haha. jk. but seriously pretty much all girls suck at life. 1 0
Hmm. Now I'm suffering.  1 0
@heatherrcampbel Im comming to visit youu at workk  1 0
Apparently my bedtime is between 1:30 and 2AM. It's been ages since I've crashed any earlier.  1 0
@ian1969uk yes it does  1 0
@OhayoIzzy  ily too!!!!! 1 0
enjoyed the Fedex's record win in french open!!!  He got what He deserves  1 0
@chaltok you're always watching. hows NYC?  1 0
@MrsDarkside Doesn't matter as long as it's an older song.  1 0
It was so wonderFULL ... Eisley and Max rocked the house! ...ps. the croud talked during the opener  1 0
Watching Law &amp; Order while wishing I had the DEXTER Season 3 box set. I don't want to buy it on iTunes  I miss DEXTER! Law &amp; Order suxx. 1 0
I feel vile. Nearly fainted in work  1 0
@crazycrayon yep yep  I'm in graphic design class. shhh  1 0
@angiepangie_fl As long as the spider is NOT on me than I don't have a prob with him  I appreciate all the bugs he eats  1 0
@sims3addicts - link doesn't work  1 0
Woke up at 8:41 a.m. That qualifies as sleeping in for me these days! At least I have no homework to worry about.  1 0
@carley_baby Would love to see some of your photographs on our site  1 0
I WANT TO GO HOME  1 0
@louie88 no, if you download iStat pro. Its a widget found on Apple.com it'll show you how many cycles or times charged. ive done 428  1 0
@sarisam @mikeyil I've never canceled my account but I have done months at a time without playing it...I should just kill it  1 0
@Zesylene Days was terrific today! E.J.'s an ass, though.   Packing? Did  I missing something? 1 0
@curiousluvchild no I don't think Im going  1 0
@_annee short stack's the bomb (y) even though i only heard one song by them haha. they're so cute (: but they're not doing a show in mel  1 0
Not feeling well. Food poisoning.......   1 0
Ipod on shuffle and up full blast, lying on a sun lounger and revising History  but i may read breaking dawn again soon  1 0
all the photos i try to upload are too big  1 0
Watching heaven&amp;hell in Bonn... Everthing is distorted  http://bit.ly/e7mOD  http://yfrog.com/5f77lj 1 0
@ginnary Thanks so much boo!  You're think you're over certain things (or people) but you realize you're really not  1 0
Nothing like leading the Lakers to victory 4 games in a row on NBA on the PS2  1 0
@92LJE i want miley and metro station to tour in england!!  1 0
Modern Day Escape, A Cover Story, InPassing, and more @ Firestone June 12th 8pm, hit me up if you want free tickets  1 0
@slschouten I remember sleep overs so well! It seems like yesterday  1 0
jon &amp; kate + 8 will be REALLY different now..........awww...and the show will prob end soon nooo  1 0
@dudegalea not sure. I'm speaking at Europython on 1st July so that may b enough gadding about for that week  1 0
Sitting at the cornish pasty co waiting for my togo order.  Celebrating a belayed cats b-day  1 0
@cjdurham yeah me too but the BBC must be gutted! Seriously though why can't Mosley just give in now...this makes me sad  1 0
in the office, getting stuff done!  Hope you all have a wonderful day!  1 0
waaay too much caffeine today...i can't sleep now  1 0
@LesleySmith she'll be OK  1 0
Thank gummy bears!  My headache's gone. :] 1 0
My school sucks  1 0
Jonas Brothers live chat was awsome!  1 0
@KingDobson How about i get about my 1/3 of sleep now and get up then?! go to sleep please!  1 0
summers actually going great so far  ive spent it so far with anna and taylor partly i hope my whole summer is this fun lol  1 0
Enjoying afternoon tea with my friends.. Cake delicacies equal sweet time  1 0
@whatitdoshawty no  I meant like how did you know to guess there unless you lived there lol. I was at the Rec complex alllll day today 1 0
I need some new friends!!!! I love my current ones but they just arent fun anymore.  1 0
@kyoungbloo6971 Boo, I want to come to your party.  1 0
@dazzlemethis hai   i hear ur first day twas good  1 0
@kaffy Those hurt A LOT!  If u think u r, go to doc. My BIL almost died from stone leaving gallbladder &amp; go into pancreas. Go to doc NOW. 1 0
@davegarnar Everyone wants to look like they did a coupla years ago. You honestly have nothing to worry about  1 0
Watching cant hardly wait with @MegMarra and @kkkkkkdddddd  1 0
is angry at the dog for eating my favourite leotard. as if even do that when i've got ballet in an hour  1 0
awake. I work at 5. I have so much to do around the house  1 0
Sorta like my new sleep schedule. The nights off are quiet and I get creative or even me time.  ahhh. My anti drug. 1 0
@PAGEawards Hey Zoe, so, you're not Typo or Format Police - but how about Logline Police? My entry is guilty of being more of a Tagline  1 0
chillin  1 0
watching the MTV movie awards!!! im content for the time being  1 0
18 weeks till sisters home.. i missed her call, again! its the worst feeling in the world.  1 0
Eating some food with my awesome mom  1 0
@bogusky  Welcome to Gothenburg! Nice weather today  1 0
seeing a movie with kennady  [S]wan [m]oment 1 0
Its bad when not even Quinzo can stay in business here GO SUBWAY!!!!  1 0
I really don't wanna go out  1 0
@rossb82 Funnily enough, I did look at that this morning, but I quite like Foyles anyway  1 0
@kristyhelton @pantspartay so, july 18th? not all of my pg's can make it  but we just cant find an effen date that works! 1 0
@KlohEE tried that  1 0
picked up a couple hours at work today. whoo hooo.  1 0
Finally, a sunny day! I can dry my laundry outside  I feel so... domestic... 1 0
Why is KBW so hard?  1 0
@addymartini yes i did  1 0
i'm a bit hap  i've got 44 followers  haha, fiona talking to keno's bro, hahah &quot;are you desperate?&quot; hahahahah killed me 1 0
Chilln. Wit the boo  1 0
Sorry for not being here for long, I was busy doing my show live and everything, so sorry. I haven't left you yet!!!!!!!  1 0
@adriennemcc everyone is creative when they're hammered  1 0
Some sad news. Danny geico died tonight.   .... and Florida is losing. 1 0
reports a slight gain in round three, but is not looking promising for the overall category  1 0
@AlyaaNa What exam then, geek?  1 0
@BoAndHope as long as theyyy stay together!!!  1 0
@billbeckett good day (: hehehe! http://twitpic.com/6nmfn please friend  1 0
@ashleynewcomb I know allll about kinks.  Will be emailing your crit prob 2morrow b/c I'll be gone next wknd.Hope it starts flowing soon! 1 0
@xercyn looking fwd to season two!  1 0
everyone's in a bad mood at the moment?  1 0
says my xl isn't active because my father borrows my phone  http://plurk.com/p/12k70t 1 0
My first tweet! lol tried uploading a photo but didn't work! I will try later. Take care everyone, enjoy your weekend!  1 0
is still feeling sick ... so unfair  1 0
: another cup of coffee; another late nite at work.  1 0
@tommcfly awww poor Tom!! you've been sick or hurt a lot lately  1 0
@eenich hahaha well missy you failed on your last goal to get me a girlfriend idk about this one  1 0
@doknockSC3 aww whyy??  where is ronnie,vex, &amp; all the other guyz??! 1 0
loving this hot weather  1 0
skeletonwitch shows never fail to make me incredibly happy  1 0
@BacioLover14 soulja boy &quot;trim those nose hairs&quot;   LOL were nuts ...had fun with you this weekend   1 0
@medic60 HAHA. AND, I would get money to buy stuff on eBay! I WANT THAT STUFF!  1 0
My Hubbies Parents  http://znl.me/RC9D9 1 0
@christyflynn i'm stuck inside doing work  1 0
@dunseath mani I'm coming to dubai on friday  DM your details be nice to see you again after 10 yrs 1 0
trying to find something to eat   i better get better. 1 0
@ayousu Don't think so, last I remember was running away from evil aliens cursing my dumbass flamethrower; should've watched MyGyver...  1 0
@OGVENOE I can't die  I have a lunch date with rocio coming up plus some new shoes UGH! 1 0
@easy_trigger all black ones like with black soles and such, the only grey ones i could find had weird stripes on them, it was depressing  1 0
argh i feel sick- again! For the second time this week! Go away flu! Get lost! Blah.  1 0
@SassyStace (forgot to hit 'reply') lol! That swine flu thing is still going on? I should just go back under my rock! haha  1 0
hasnt seen jess in ageesss!  but its her brothers party on fridayyy! wooo 1 0
Im Up!  whats up everyone? 1 0
@textualoffender I shall pray otherwise  1 0
@whitsundays Perhaps you follow the wrong people? lol   1 0
@BLAHSODMG u shud come n wash my car lol..i'll pay u...$5  1 0
decode by paramore reminds me of how much i want a vampire boyfriend.  1 0
I asked for sax and I got Candy! Pics will follow soon  1 0
Very excited about seeing my boyfriend over the summer! Lovely boyfriend + sun = the best times. My room currently looks very bare  1 0
ugh , i just burned my arm on the iron  1 0
Im bored with being sick  another night in house. 1 0
@Sassygirl4444 my kitty is cold  its foggy outside so I don't think I'll be going anywhere in a hurry lol plus its too cold 1 0
Grateful... made it to church and now having a happy 7th brunch  1 0
@chemicalrachel oh no.  1 0
@JoeMcNallyPhoto yell out the window &quot;Ho chiavatto la tua momma ieri sera!&quot; I made a grown italian man cry with that line  1 0
@hyperjetrod i am sure I will  1 0
@cracker07 ahahah lol yeah ok people reading sarah and sarah ;) are NOT sluts ok  we just sound like sluts 1 0
@PastorMark It's nice to know that you have those times too.   1 0
@toritruslow welcome, earthling  miss you! now we can twitter inanely all day! COME TO ENGLAND SOON! xxx 1 0
Creating Oracle sql scripts is killing me  1 0
@RosaAcosta keep working it lady rosa  1 0
This is a joke surely? http://prune.it/WEAt  1 0
@Xulap Consider yourself lucky.  It hasn't rained here in ages.   It's depressing. 1 0
talking to the bestie  1 0
@allysonalfonso i guess not! i was like your so mean! he ignored me tho  1 0
Morning everyone  1 0
feeling seedy, can i back it up? unlikely  1 0
@Rio_votes_power awwwwwwwww shit!!!! wish u could remember her name!!!  xxx 1 0
@gfalcone601 I know right  Poorpoor girl! It shows why they shouldn't put young people in competitions like this though (.....) - 1 0
Last day for Apak   Let's barbecue. 1 0
Sigma 70-200mm f.2.8, is waiting for me at the local post office, but I don`t get home to pick it up until thursday  #sigma 1 0
@MaRIa_MaJ cool  hope mine comes soon too! 1 0
@liveguy what does bawsing entail?  1 0
My next appt with my PT to have my xrays read isn't until 7July   I might try leaving a message to see if we can do it over the phone 1 0
@Koppite4004 My positivity didn't win us the title though  but they sure did us proud 1 0
Cheesy bread from Red Lobster. Mmm motherf*cker.  1 0
@Lil_hermie I hope you do and I hope you enjoy them.  1 0
@adii just wondering since I saw the linkback in the WPTavern dashboard  and posts are by a guy named Admin 1 0
@Chorroroth almost. You can still be ok with the phone. But if my iPhone would die... don't even want to think about it  1 0
@EastDallasAlice I couldn't get static thing (Prince) to work. I'm techno illiterate  1 0
glad diversity won BGT. Su.Bo is crap lmao. mmm, kyle xy and fool pl0x  1 0
@maissan hey thanks for the follow  hope ur doing great! 1 0
@NicholeAudrey amazingly cute!  1 0
Aj shara dine ektuo pora holo na... Akhon porte try korbo... Pray for me... I am going to get in trouble with the class tests, I fear...  1 0
Trying Hard to start  1 0
NEW MYSPACE: myspace.com/dellaax3 ADD ME  1 0
@nearly_witches Frogs breathing is suspicious? How so?  1 0
just woke up, i dont do mornings well. anyway off to the park at midday with some friends, then back home to prepare for school tomorrow  1 0
im sitting out side waitin 4 my dad at the apartments  lol   &lt;3ATL.FTSK&lt;3 1 0
just got in the house from mango's feet hurting had fuc with my girls ; party tomorrow summit ymca  1 0
@tishtashtoys No did SW twice and never lost a lb! too many years of starving myself and over exercising has messed my metabolic rate  1 0
@cometbus Thank you, sir  1 0
Almost time to escape the office! Must dash to the grocery store &amp; then on to the Picture House to plan the next VIBE event!  1 0
half day tomoz!!!!!!  listening to Pour Some Sugar On Me by Def Leppard!!!!!!!  1 0
Gary Papa, Harry Kalas...isn't a good year for Philadelphia news icons  1 0
[Snoop Dogg - Gin 'N Juice] *raise glass to @Alonis*   ♫ http://blip.fm/~7qbr5 1 0
@chadaustin Sphere is how I found your twitter!  I'm the old webmaster from rpg2knet.com and I like to try and keep in the loop still  1 0
is so very tired at the moment  can't wait to get off work and get to my bed!! 1hr 45min to go!! 1 0
metro station played only for 45min?! damn.  1 0
Dear The Maine: Sorry for writing the word &quot;fuck&quot; on the roof of your van 26 times in orange sharpie. But I bet it got your attention!  1 0
@dunlap We work the concession stands for our soccer team. We get a cut and keep all our tips. We don't hear much out here.  1 0
misses the tooting with nick  and feels a little empty 1 0
didnt utilise my sunny Saturday nearly as well as I should have...will regret it around 6pm tomorrow night  1 0
Oh my god Sea Fm are playing Nikki Webster... time to turn better music on  Short Stack!! 1 0
Kevin is soooo much more loved than I thought  1 0
Just got the kids meals from Red Rooster and once again they told us after we paid that they did not have toys  1 0
Thank you Twilighters for following us and visiting our site forevertwilight.com! Did anyone else think Rob's new Abs were steamy hot?  1 0
Something keeps biting me I got bite marks goin down my thigh  1 0
@juelzdesignz LOL my bad dnt wanna blow ya spot  dammm LOL 1 0
@broski499  it takes a lot of skill and patience.  1 0
@Dear_A Actually due to the holiday weekend, I don't think we will be there...  sorry. How about next week? 1 0
About to leave for school.  Got up at 6:45 today. THIS CANNOT BE NORMAL. :O 1 0
@mark_ca 'you are right' - are there three more beautiful words in the English language? if so, I don't know what they could be  1 0
@TomFelton Good luck! haha so no traffic today then?   1 0
its so weird that im getting ready for work and its only 3 AM back at home!! first day of work in London   1 0
@supahfangirl AHHH Pete and Pete! I miss that show  @-) 1 0
StarWars is Amazing. No? Jenn&lt;3, went to bed because she has school  1 0
Doesn't want to go to school tomorrow!!  I hate doing homeworkk 1 0
Whoa I didn't know it was Memorial Day weekend! I feel like such a bad American. I miss the USA  1 0
Eating at hob w april- missed the bte passes by an hour  1 0
@vizualhr Me - I went - I have that copy - and I am not Spartacus. Well, not right now. Right now I'm more like Bob Cratchit  1 0
@tim_cooke i used to watch the big satellite world image when i was little, sometimes i still do  1 0
@shaundiviney http://twitpic.com/7j7i6 - thats cute xD if that was on a shirt ill so buy it  1 0
Just downloaded a HQ Wallpaper pack and found 2 chops in there! Roobi's Pink/Purple  Gold and NOMIS's rad Beetle.  1 0
@jewelss thanks!  Good Luck with your run this evening  1 0
@Roses_Are_Red you're on youtube?? in videos, i mean?? i wanna see!!  1 0
Jamba juice isn't as good as everyone says it is.  1 0
Is in Mimi car. Oh I love my little nephew  1 0
This weekend stuck at home was a total waste.  No more hospital visits for me!      1 0
i'm kind of upset that jon and kate broke up.  1 0
@forcegtx2 Good Morning Larry  1 0
Twitter is NOT useless.  1 0
@mileycyrus Happy birthday to your sister  1 0
getting ready to go back to tafe Music + Great friends + sunny days = Living the good life  1 0
@profdebock there you go! Get thee to the cape store! You'll need a cape when the flying kicks in.  1 0
@echoisthename lol, I know!!! I have the Blackberry 8830. It's the first of the new models, but no camera.  1 0
Good Morning tweeps!  En el trabajo  1 0
@Mrmichaelnewton same , have a good one  1 0
Not entirely sure I'm super happy at the moment.  1 0
@bentriderro Oh Yes, show me the little Norwegian rider  (of course, me hubby is 100% of Norwegian descent)  1 0
spending the day with my nieces and sister in law  1 0
I hate the rain, and its freezing cold!  1 0
@Jonasbrothers I loved the &quot;Fly With Me&quot; music video! Great job! Can't wait for the cd and the concert! July 5th! far away though  1 0
orthodontist office...ugh how i hate your long waits!  1 0
@TheRealLeo visited it several times yesterday. It was awesome!  1 0
@mileycyrus we're waiting for you miley!! come to brazil soon  love ya 1 0
Lost at tennis tournament in Park Homes because my partner didn't show up. Pretty frustrating.  1 0
@terranaomi it could be so cool of you made a cover of zombie by Cranberries...just a thought  1 0
@ninjaavie89 i know! i wish he would realise that.  ...the only one i like out of them is taylor ...apart from the fact that she made a... 1 0
ready to dance. melbourne shuffle!!!!!  1 0
last episode with lauren on the hills tonight  1 0
2 days betch!!  catching up on 24, sun is shining  xoxo 1 0
morning twitterland! just finished watchin 'night @ the museum&quot; in my bed with a great pain au chocolat  loved to hear mcfly at the end!! 1 0
Monday, again.   1 0
@Laughing_Lion I hope it improves by Friday, I have a wedding to do  1 0
@fraserjon Thanks for the headsup  1 0
@sheroles I like facebook friends! add me.  alex chidester 1 0
thinks there's way too much rain on the weather forecast  1 0
@JonathanRKnight I'm still confused. I dunno what you're talking about.  1 0
@getoutmore Thanks to y'all, and to the sponsors.  Love my new swag!  1 0
@thepioneerwoman, neither can my 10 month old and I..my DH is sound asleep, less interesting  1 0
@chineyk Yea its in NJ  1 0
Someone from first Archery group I was part of at the Scottish Jamborette just added me on facebook...am missing Scotland even more now.  1 0
For some odd reason, me having a twitter dont feel right.. i feel well homo.   1 0
Aww tha black guy died  He was mah favorite! 1 0
@Hans_Karl Just a great day with the family....  didn't want it to end!!    And you? 1 0
Watching britains got talent  simon does have some fair points...  1 0
jsut got home from Work. now i'm hungry..  1 0
@SherriEShepherd Good Morning Sherri, I hope you have a great day!  Enjoy your breakfast  1 0
@omgeve thanks  So how are you? 1 0
New blog!  Now to commenting... 1 0
@myloveshine *turns green with envy, like an alien*  I am having bad-hair-days lately &gt;.&gt; Can I borrow some of your hair please?  1 0
Friends needed for my facebook I'm tired of only seeing only my face LOL  http://bit.ly/UHYCh 1 0
tired this morning...late night of bate  1 0
@dkkane happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday baby  happy birthday to you!!! now lets go get margaritas ;) iloveyou 1 0
@Emiliadoll That's not being a groupie..we'll talk!LOL  1 0
off to see the wonderfully amazing aunt Merri!!  yaaay! back in an hour @deweyshideout i was having din din when you messaged me lol 1 0
Just finished my end of the year history essay on a current event. I chose.... GAY RIGHTS  FUCK YAH 1 0
@_supernatural_ http://twitpic.com/68xmx - Because of my perking nipples !  Love the eyes  1 0
@ta152h yes, it was  1 0
Watchin stand by me.....tonight was great love my friends......RIP rat tail  1 0
seriously considering getting some sleeping medication - trying to go to bed early always results with less sleep than if I just waited.  1 0
Doing a service on my EGO! Isn't it pretty?   http://pikchur.com/aWV 1 0
OK this time last wk I was on a night out in San Fran &amp; now im in work- what is wrong with this picture!!!!! depression strikes  1 0
http://twitpic.com/6smyq - @ our prom..  1 0
@dishingdelights I'll look for it this weekend!  1 0
still fuckin' amazed.  Star Trek was so totally worth the wait! 1 0
@lifeswings don't tell me it commented back. ;;). you're not online  1 0
I was to sleepy to wake up and eat my breakfast! Now im starving  lunch soon hope it's good enough to eat!!!! 1 0
Missing my beautiful bumble bee  1 0
@vprincess not me  1 0
Good night twitter. ;) dinners STILL not yet done. ugh.  1 0
Nothing quite like spending all night working on a project... Especially when you have a final the next morning  1 0
reading Unaccustomed Earth by Jhumpa Lahiri  1 0
@jodiem i wish i was in my house tweeting or doing anything else but working  1 0
Way to go Tony, you did well my friend  1 0
Staying home though ppl don't want me. Yo i'm in a cuddling mood. I'm going to cuddle with my pooh bear.  1 0
playing werewolf at #bcleeds09 hoping I stand a chance of surviving a bit in the next game.. not had much luck as a villager recently....  1 0
@stianknotten I know  I'm sorry... 1 0
seeing Top+  Miley Cyrus - The Climb ^^ 1 0
@JBARSODMG your name got brought up today can't wait to freakin see you already  1 0
@GuzzyBlankets Many congrats re preg Finola, when due? Take it easy  1 0
Finally a Twitter client for the Commodore C-64 http://tr.im/oBUL Isn't this what everybody has been waiting for?  1 0
my doggy is scared of the rain  1 0
Started a new round of P90X, just got back from the gym. Love it!! Posting pics soon  1 0
sittin at home on myspace and twittering  ha 1 0
@ShawnJohnson01 good luck to you and Mark tomorrow nite kiddo  1 0
finished babysitting----going to watch tv  1 0
@LivitLuvit I just now saw your tweet about maxie and war paint. You just made my Sunday.  1 0
Omg.  pictures make me cry  1 0
im so stupid why did i come in here  1 0
@Lohar mo te enojes con tweetdeck  xD 1 0
no more collab. sorry, guys! i didn't get the many clips to begin with anyways.... it was a fail.  1 0
@mailgeek You were sure on a roll today! Enjoyed your creative mind!!  1 0
@weg Wigs and headgear rock  1 0
At the bottom of an iTunes vouchers it says, quite bluntly, &quot;Don't steal music.&quot;.  1 0
@gcnie just letting you know the links are coming up too short  1 0
listening to the zutons  1 0
there's this little orange thing on my wrist. it looks just like a wristband.  i love it. tehheee. @jonasbrothers I shall see you in 6 ! 1 0
oh violent femmes, how i have missed you  trying to figure out why my english paper isnt sending. 1 0
@elperrogrande no! It just reopened a few months ago  1 0
Woops sorry guys! Wrong window  1 0
Father's Day just aint gunna be ANY fun, if some1 doesn't get me that #Ghostbusters video game t/m: http://tr.im/Gb360  /endsympathyparty 1 0
watching Soup. Waiting for The Ellen Degeneres Show  1 0
@jasonwiener @anotorias wharf2wharf shoot I can't be gone 2 wknds in a row!  signed up last yr but they moved it from sun to sat :/ 1 0
@UberTwiter thanks so much for all you do I can hardly wait for these upgrades. You are the best.  http://myloc.me/2scQ 1 0
Tchau. Vou sair do TweetDeck. Continuo upando o v�deo  1 0
OMG today in the mid of a shopping centre, i slidded down a hill from like a really small banana peel or sumthing n i got laughed at  1 0
@cherieong haha going to shoot a wedding there.. 3 day wedding  1 0
Great weekend brilliant weather got stonkingly drunk last night. Goooood stuff  1 0
@chuckstr  mauhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh xoxoxooxo huggs and kisses* 1 0
@sare_rah Nothing. Hence fml  1 0
And we're off to a farewell brunch for some dear friends at church  1 0
 I love you too. 1 0
@bsquared82 nice.  Me and mando were viscous on 6th last nite. Too much patron for me  1 0
We involved in an accident.Luckily no one hurt but our car is seriously damage  Cancel today's plan. 1 0
@pim2005 You're at the end of series 2, I gather. That was soooooo saaaaaad!  1 0
wish i could tell you.  1 0
ok officaly love the saying&quot;ino right:L:L&quot; xD got a huge problem on the glen front  dnt no wa 2 wear:L 1 0
3 hours of sleep, have to say bye to ryan, today sucks  1 0
@yvonnepoon328  now unlocked and jailbroken, working on APN issue with installer. 1 0
Um joe just said cage work is important yet not in the ufc game  better be in 2010. 1 0
@AnaVerity I hope he gets my request today. I have been trying the last couple of Fridays!  1 0
Ahh the joy of popcorn.  1 0
@TheEllenShow Exactly what is a tofu tuna wrap? Sounds quite tastey.  1 0
Successful concert! Daniel, David and Elizabeth were laughing at us  1 0
i reckon there is a compatibility problem with IE8 and older chm files. do i dare try rolling back to IE7? i think not  1 0
Back from a week's holiday in Peak District, highlights: Real Ale and Sunsets http://tr.im/mQWz and an iPhone wth internet access  1 0
thinks bing.com is pretty but why use that when there's google!  1 0
@rugby8  I think mine have been out all day partying , they just got back so I expect the fireworks will start here soon as well.  1 0
@JasonBradbury join the club lol neither can i  1 0
@LVMAKEUP we had a great weekend...  1 0
@swaggnificent92 aint that hella nasty...ugh..and I really was looking forward to getting my veggie sandwich from there!  1 0
Dammit, Amanda Tapping has cancelled her appearance at Collectormania...I was gonna babble madly at her...  1 0
@Krysalbe yay i know just for a show to do reruns it has to have over a hundred eps. And older shows dont  1 0
@simplysarah2008 Yeah me too  Brenda was always my fave =] 1 0
@a02toyota Thank u as well!  1 0
@sevinnyne6126 You've been through so much, Linds!  You don't deserve it! 1 0
@Layzz13 Same here already preordered it and on june 12 it's downloading yaay  1 0
Jesus H Christ. You soon learn who your friends are. I need to invest in a shield or something. Want my Amanda  1 0
@danniFNB yeah I'm sorry I've been having a horrible day  1 0
some visitors from paris gave me a little present at work today  1 0
CRYING CUZ PEOPLE WONT FOLLOW ME!!!!!!!  1 0
It's hailing?! WTF? I hope the plane can still take off with these football sized pellets.  Sydney here I come! 1 0
@adindaayusari like babyface, ha? Me too  1 0
@kkomaitis only by phone there is no elluminate? I just have earphone  1 0
Wanting to be at the gym     stupid ankle... 1 0
@BenAndFi thanks Ben + Fi ...Hopefully i can keep myself up to date .. theres so many design society sites .. good for exposure though  1 0
@ratrapid wow! that inventon is so good, im glad i have a x-box 360  1 0
I love it whenings fall into place  1 0
done with my research paper  1 0
@tom39526  man that was an old one i think i was 11 then  1 0
He's getting off early so that should be fun.. too ad theirs no sun  1 0
@jen004 YIKES! One of &quot;THOSE&quot; nights huh? Well sleep well when you crash. You aren't driving anywhere today I hope!  1 0
@Tsaksonakis love that song.don't remember it from 'bit of F&amp;L',but saw it on actor's studio...  ♫ http://blip.fm/~88zlw 1 0
@Fastcars800 well i think its quite awesome tbh  but i do like a bit of dizzee  1 0
lil bro's footy presention last nite .. got player of the season but had to leave early cause he was ill .. Well Done Haz!  Get well soon 1 0
@stuartcalder Have they got Rainy Day on Blip? It don't work on my mac. Listen to it anyway, I virtually blip it to you  1 0
I have a splitting headache  1 0
@AEF89 how's the pigeon today?? Still there or not? Cya later.  1 0
Just got out of the shower  now im changing my lip rings 1 0
@topchef58 why  1 0
I hate the weather in Taipei. It always makes me SICK.  1 0
Time to work out at the MAC Xpress &amp; watch Charm School  yayyyyy! 1 0
@BuckAngel (Here's one more for you) Happy Birthday Buck!  1 0
tell me the way to the sky  1 0
hanging with the bf  1 0
Took a long Twitter siesta, good to be back in the swing of things  1 0
@Jonasfanlove i know u didn't but i said i saw it b4... on Facebook  lol 1 0
Toasted bread and a hotdof for merienda  1 0
@tatango_andrew Oh, congrats!! What kind?  1 0
I need a hair cut  1 0
On my way to school. Lame. It's going to be a totally beautiful day...spent in a fucking classroom.  1 0
Today was great! lol lovely lil day packed into every lil moment wish sean couldve came  1 0
@anthonyqkiernan Ha! PC and router have been off and on again many times, I assure you.  Funny thing is the laptop and phone connect fine! 1 0
@AngryBritain hope you have a good #moanmoday and ...........Hi  1 0
@nimbupani : Yup, that's when I realized I was in the wrong line. Why didn't anyone tell me I can't be Hari Seldon tinkering with comps?!  1 0
Being Very bored (: like normally cousin snoring on my bed  and i cant go to sleep because she kicking me 1 0
is cursing AB's wardrobe handles. One drew blood  1 0
In bed again, i hate being sick i wish i could sleep  1 0
underneath the sky there's a heaven for you and i...  1 0
@mj_santos Sorry 2 hear about your experience  ..btw can I personally invite u 2 B featured in my new biz book? You have a great bio! 1 0
@Bigcookiemonsta Hellooooooooooooo!! Welcome to the nuthouse!  I'm currently stalking Dawn Porter and Stephen Fry YAY!!!  1 0
People say I'm the life of the party Because I tell a joke or two Although I might be laughing loud and hearty Deep inside I'm blue.  1 0
@stammyc3 Oh my, yes: South Park has genius writing! A short production timeline lets them parody current events with extreme precision!  1 0
Lynchburg United tryouts rained out today  1 0
@xXHAZELXx settle down tough girl. I promise to never mention her to you ever again.   1 0
baking cookies  haven't baked in a long time lol 1 0
Follow my new twitter friend! She's so cool.  @INishaBoo92 1 0
@karawr yeah me too, I've got smokers/sugar teeth haha. I hear its expensive though?  1 0
&amp;&amp; even when the sky is gray. somehow u make it a brighter day.... working  1 0
My iPod won't turn on...i've tried everything..nothing worked, must be the battery...  1 0
The presets on Sunday  i'm so excited!! 1 0
Hate morning class  1 0
@christay0102 Ah hi o hi ho....tis for work! Two days just north of France.  Still no breakkie on the train tho  1 0
@tacoman667 I will as soon as I get it... Hope before 5:00 p.m.  1 0
@clarasdiary  your more awesome xD thanks  xxxx 1 0
@jephjacques hah, poor fuck  1 0
Holy smokes, we hit 490k unique yesterday. Who knows, maybe 500k today? That be totally sick. We're keeping our fingers crossed    1 0
@jaytempleton Cheers.  They have gone to a good home  1 0
looking for some summer fun! ASAP!!!!! concerts? parties? drinkin? MEN!!!???? WHITE MEN?!?!?! can't find any of those options  1 0
damn i miss my bf  1 0
@Mechanical_Mind I get most of the errors when I switch the bloody thing on!  1 0
Munching a kit kat chunky, they seem to be getting smaller everytime I buy one!  #creditcrunch (via @drunkenmonkey87) 1 0
@FallOutBoy - thnks fr th mmrs ...cannot get enough of it.  1 0
@omgkeyana lol i wasn't on last night because i passed out asleep at like, ten. i'll be on all this week though since school is over.  1 0
@overst33r im not gonna be able to make it  1 0
@mattathayde Booming regardless of the tea parties, but disappointed when I saw trending topic tea parties. Not what I thought it was.  1 0
Damnez-vous freakin goalie on steroids. I didn't make a goal. I am shamed.  1 0
i can't get through the elite four from pokemon platinum  1 0
Looking forward to hearing aboutthe job! Still liking mine for most part.  Hoping Godsbest 4 you  your mom... 1 0
@WorldWideJeb loving the coverage. Will save me the pain of watching   1 0
at 1pm will have our pictorial. wearing swim suit.  1 0
Please stop the rain, I have to get some food from the grocery store  1 0
@GrahamAttwell to live intense has a price too  1 0
@Karteezey ill feel better by thenan I hope  1 0
is inlove with him and he don't even care  1 0
I think the key to #squarespace is to be the one who posts just as they search for the term.... so I will never win  1 0
Congrats also to @siouxsinner !   1 0
@Esther_N i monitor status / shoutouts more than other features in fb. so i use seesmic desktop2monitor both fb n twitter shoutouts  1 0
Wow.  I'm shocked and saddened to hear that former Toronto Maple Leaf Peter Zezel has passed away at the age of 44. #leafs 1 0
I'm uploading photos to my flickr. Peep em.   http://www.flickr.com/photos/ChrisBPhoto 1 0
EFFIN TNT mannn  score yuh goals nahhh  1 0
drink my beer and smoke my weed. but my good friends is all i need.  1 0
@amykayODT  Awh. Missed you too.  1 0
is ironing . . .  . . . on this beautiful day . . .  1 0
i just spilled my smart water. not so smart.  1 0
is not gonna stop going on about last night for a looooong timme  1 0
absolutely DISGUSTED by the moron neighbors pouring cancer-causing chemicals all over the lawn.  1 0
Went to the beach all day  1 0
@The_Vegetable me 2  1 0
Arhh The weather is amazin, been sunbathin Woop   Heath's Catergory wasnt on mtv movie awards last nite  Gutted 1 0
Totally seeing it in 3d- waiting an extra hour for it though. Got pwned in guitar hero arcade in a freak nerd encounter, too  1 0
@peter_shire Well the lava lamp finally gave up the ghost today  1 0
@Djalfy Sorry. Don't remember what was supposed to be in last tweet.  I think you've highlighted my prob with the line... 1 0
@SimonBishop lol, well the good news for u is that there are no real good mobile links up there  1 0
@tess_icles im not sure whether that was meant 2be gays or guys...but whatever. AND GOOD AIM MENTALLY KILLING THAT BIRD *HIFIVES* oh..bye  1 0
Off to aerobics...this is so sad  lol 1 0
ahhh , i forgot how great 50 first dates is .  1 0
Failed Chemistry  1 0
@misscharl thanks  I went to the hairdressers with a pic and they actually gave me what I wanted for once!! 1 0
I don't want to get up today  1 0
@shoesandbooks I have 2, but they are in Argentina with my mom and I'm in spain  I miss them!!!! 1 0
@xoxotihs heyy  np! thanks for following me backk! D yeahh! yay nileyy! #niley #niley #niley #niley hahhah  1 0
@Linooo No I had to call him for a &quot;lil chat&quot;. Why?  1 0
@TalontedOne but andys awesome.  lol. 1 0
Im overwhelmed at work- Id do anything to be home with my baby and my hubby...    1 0
@XoXo_disorder dont worry. i'll hand it in.   1 0
@spikezezel me dislikes, idc abt 'sweet home alabama' being ripped off, but the 'werewolves of london' ruining makes me sad  1 0
wow twitter is addictive!!  1 0
http://twitpic.com/6rrgy - then came ;; you want a piece of me  which was very sexaay 1 0
@eliazarputera Thanks for the Follow Friday  1 0
@TzafrirR Why not use an airplane?  1 0
It's officialy 4:21 AM and I can't sleep ! !  1 0
Thanks Deidre, I really enjoyed speaking with you  1 0
The leaves are finally starting to pop out on the trees- so nice to fianally have spring here  The star magnolias are blooming! 1 0
@Supersarytsima yeah we are 20th.not much better.what do you say about dita von teese?  our singer is actually gay xD 1 0
@Jamie_127 glad you got a laugh out of it  1 0
@sexxxyjae  I was awakened and didn't even WANT to wake up... I am sure my sleep was gonna get better had I stayed in bed.  1 0
scared for my yorkie  1 0
studying.. booooo finals week. had a great din with vin at bravo tho  1 0
went on yahoo the headline was &quot;michael phelps finally beaten&quot; i was like &quot;YES FINALLY!&quot; but turns out i confused &quot;beaten&quot; with &quot;beatin&quot;  1 0
@oneofthosefaces that makes it even worse!  I still to this day have no idea what possessed Miranda to make her chant 'dust' though. 1 0
Just tripped over my niece's shoes and took a face plant into the floor  1 0
@PodCastRob Yikes,that sucks Man!! Especially with ur Busy Schedule.Sending you All Kinds of Good Energy for when u Rerecord &amp; a Big Hug!  1 0
@BL3SS yooo im bored in this class, lol . enterain me !  . 1 0
@Melly_Mel87 we need to! Girl it's supposed to rain tho  1 0
@GBRLLHGHTN yees (: this blue grandpa cardi. its cool thou. v warm (: haha i made this website blog ystrday.  1 0
@KazBT *nods* aye, it shall be done  plus i'm now following misha! wherever he maybe right now... 1 0
@jessicao_x3 Needless to say, I'm worried to death.  1 0
feeling a little lazy.  p.s. i had the worst nightmare of my life this morning.  it was about dog poo, my teeth and a campground bathroom  1 0
no one is signing up to come talk?  the lighting on this webcam sucks anyway...http://bit.ly/CZHD8 1 0
@flangy i have a stack of tech books i should throw up there; or donate to a museum  1 0
@deedawning I also play the accordion but it's not a fave instrument. Hey, actor Gabriel Byrne plays the accordion.   #midnightseductions 1 0
#ONTD and #ontd_startrek is taking over my life. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.  1 0
@WrongUniverse then focus on getting home - it's safer than paying attention to me!  1 0
Heading back home today.  1 0
@wigenout At least another 10 years.  1 0
gonna be on twitter hiatus for a week.  1 0
@seaniebear bad times indeed,oh well  i've got to go to college soon,which makes things worse!! 1 0
Mobile phone check-in? Another fail! American's service came close, but crashed at the gate. I'm now 0 for 3.  1 0
Great workout this morning!! Off to church then going to enjoy this beautiful day outside  1 0
morning all!!!! I regret having cut my hair. I regret really very much. I hate my new head. I miss my long hair.  1 0
is watching the rain  1 0
i really dislike helena  1 0
@celiaistall whoops nearly typed your email  YAY free ride in your car  1 0
Back again Tweepers.  1 0
@agriggs8 did u order this rainy crap? Lol. Supposed 2 b 80 2day but its all rainy &amp; yucky out  http://myloc.me/2h3v 1 0
High School is now Officially over for me!!!! Finished today, heck YEA!!!!  1 0
is missing you...hard!  1 0
@EdLeanza wish I were there  1 0
@mrs_rudge It's a local filipino TV show, weird how it ended up in the trends  1 0
can't sleep - keeping waking up going 'ouch' when I  move onto my bruises  1 0
My phone keep dying  1 0
If your girlfriend can't say that she loves you, then she must suck...  1 0
I feel like Twitter is made for moments of laughter  1 0
@AlanCarr Heya, i just wanted to say i watched your show Chatty Man and it was so good it made me laugh...Good show  xx 1 0
i am going to the @jimmyfallon show tonight- as an audience member though   maybe he will spot me!! 1 0
@LEThomas21  I sure hope so. 1 0
Wow it's been awhile since i tweeted lol.Getting a 5 hour energy drink and going back to the books.  1 0
I'm bouncing!  Greivis is back!  Greivis is back!  I'll give up GH, Jr. for Greivis!  yeah, I'm a Duke fan who rolls like that!   1 0
I want sims 3  1 0
@LebenOjanen Concentrate on the fun, let the failure go.  How's things? You've been quiet. 1 0
Trying to do some editing while I wait for Nick's migraine to go away  1 0
@06FALLoutGIRL06 it's different from time to time..  1 0
@BlackieChan86 soz to hear chocolate bear  1 0
I feel so damn sick right now and I still have to work tonight.  1 0
@ModelCharityLuv  so is my lil sis  1 0
Fun game! We lost, though.  Time to head to the High Desert. 1 0
You've got a piece of me, and honestly, my life would suck without you  1 0
got my tonsils removed!  1 0
@MrProlific it's almost over!!! it'll be ok  and i made a reference a few tweets ago that will make you  1 0
Headache! Must be the unbearable heat!  1 0
Near death weekend. My mom apparently almost choked on a Brat (Heimliched), Bro-in-Laws G.F. almost drowned. My Boss's dad...not so lucky  1 0
Another day with #squarespace ...I probably won't win.  1 0
hanging out in myrtle beach as a married man  1 0
my favorite people in the whole world are at prom right now, and i hope you guys are having the time of your life  1 0
Seriously thought it was monday for the first 2 hours of today and was in fact quite relieved when I discovered I had a whole day to go!  1 0
watching F1 gotta &lt;3 it  1 0
Fucking, shit. I AM NOT USED TO DYING FOR NO REASON. I don't even have any cold symptoms except the worst headache ever. Jfc.  1 0
Damn this has been a shit day! After such a productive start too!  1 0
TO MY SURPRISE...A SHINY NEW CELL PHONE WAS WAITING FOR ME ON MY BED WHEN I CAME HOME YESTERDAY   I LOVE MY MAN FOR BEING SO SURPRISEFULL. 1 0
@iyaDedE awwwwww, perfect location and i will be out of town  1 0
@sevinnyne6126 http://twitpic.com/6guv5 - cute! and nice watch  1 0
@gingergunner hope harry has a lovely time at his party today  1 0
@C_Boisvert you didn't get the loan?  1 0
@brother_daniel When I'll go again there, I take a picture even inside. Promised  1 0
http://twitpic.com/6914o - Chillin with marc &amp; friends...  1 0
I've just realized that my mom has never kept a promise ever, which is why she is so used breaking them especially when it comes to me  1 0
is afraid of the Swine Flu.  http://plurk.com/p/x7uvg 1 0
@moratorium what the hell. I would die to have the update  1 0
@PR_Trice Feel better!  I had a bad tummy last week, too  1 0
i was watching the art of kissing by kissing.com it was worth watching  1 0
@myLIFEspeaks oh, seems like Don is holding out for Dominican...  1 0
Off to work!!!  1 0
My neck and my back hurt quite the bit!  1 0
finally--the sun's out again!  1 0
@mhisham dont remind me... i felt miserable when i woke up...  1 0
is sleepy and can't wait to fly home tomorrow morning  1 0
@Braveheart133 oh that sux....I wish they would keep it  under wraps for you. I'm trying, think I've done ok so far  1 0
@ThriftyMamaB for lack of having to go do my own hunt (lol) can you refresh my memory on which one is clue #2?  1 0
@ishatara  girl if you only knew lmao. 1 0
@katie_kirsch THANKS SOOO MUCH and good luck on FRANCES tomorroww im sure you will do amazinggg. at least better than i would  1 0
@ramielemalubay hah?! in-add pa nmn kita sa facebook...how some people can get bad...haaay  1 0
new moon new moon new moon even thought i dont love edward  i prefer jacob actually new moon new moon 1 0
I'm missing the war  1 0
@OUBad cuz i can't go to summer tour and DEW makes me sad everytime he talks about how CRAZY it's gonna be!   1 0
is reading BUST and listening to her Fiona Apple Pandora radio station.  What a lovely day it's been  1 0
@drummerg217 Yipee for Burn Notice!  I just saw that they're having a marathon of Season 1 &amp; Season 2 soon.  Oops! Hope you're liking it! 1 0
Happy Anniversary to my mommy and daddy  @lisap137 and @tomatcc 1 0
My cat woke me up and I can't get back to sleep  1 0
@ChollieSwaggmor  ugh.. it may be time to lock the profile!  1 0
@RobertsEmma it works to reply from other people  1 0
@GrandmaSprite Thank you very much and I am glad you like it.  1 0
Instead, I'm sitting on the couch!!  1 0
@thisisryanross haha Ryan I love you &lt;3  1 0
@_CrC_ And now getting down the wire.  Fun times  1 0
@PinkTribble can i be your souvenir?  1 0
@ericswain @juicyjobs Thanks guys  1 0
@giajordan Yo tell me bout it babe! Zero service, Zero smiles! Zero for Nero from Mr Styles!  1 0
In Chitown with my father  1 0
@limyh Owww, sorry to hear about busting the bandwidth cap. Streamyx will use every ounce of it's breath to make life as hellish for you  1 0
@ah__na Biology was one of my favourite subjects last year but now I hate it so much, I can't remeber it well  1 0
@nicholasbraun because you are just that awesome  1 0
About to go see the movie &quot;Up&quot; with Leah boo and Rome...wish @MrWaaaaaa was comin  1 0
@mrschristine i read it, that's how i knew he'd started one. didn't have time read tho, and, umm... well... look i read your post, okay?  1 0
long time no twitter..  i missed twittering! 1 0
@willcarling So who's going to win the Heineken Cup?  Just need to know who *not* to bet on  1 0
is crying...  Im not ready 4 this big change. Its scary... 1 0
I'm up! Time to catch up with anything I missed last night!  1 0
i forgot my breakfast and lunch that i made last nite...  sucks... i wanted to save money. i gotta make car payments this week too. 1 0
Has had an offer modelling for gay magazine  yess 1 0
@1OVEsays Still up, trying to enjoy the rest of my vacation. Back in the office Monday  1 0
How exciting! I won a CD &amp; beautiful print today from a book read-along I'm doing.  Thanks @BreneBrown    http://www.ordinarycourage.com/ 1 0
@gialdo and nope, I'm NOT crazy  haha 1 0
@peace_love_rosa yes i did  1 0
@alliewaffles yeah we released them to the duck pond about a week ago  1 0
Congratulations Federer ! you're definitely the GOAT for me  1 0
@Deny_Jonas  WHAT!? nooo, you need to get it    She has twitter? haha cool. I love you too denisse.&lt;3 1 0
@JeanneBehr Thanks, you do the same!  1 0
@abtony sunny babe.. thats me//  1 0
dear Derrik, - GET OVER HER, BRO. =] Love, Your sister.  http://tumblr.com/xe31wdtkn 1 0
Anyone with MobyPic via GPRS troubles available for a quick test during the next 15 minutes? -&gt; ole at mobileways.de  1 0
@Alyssa_Milano We had a local pet store get shut down last for something like that....it's horrible, what some animals go through.   1 0
@lalayu erie, twitter is failing again  1 0
@Shondoyt haha yeah I saw that. You were the only one! Wuv yew shonny  1 0
Softball: canceled  1 0
@pdijksterhuis hmmm yeh i'll discuss that option with the guys and see what we think. Cheers  1 0
is twittering, something she hasn't done in such a long time!  1 0
Deirz traffic everywhere!  1 0
@matthewsheppard haha.. u should reply to my tweets more often  yeh, it aint been updated in a while tho http://laylasahel.carbonmade.com/ 1 0
@stevecrowther Yes - I like your parrot. Drawing is the one thing I can't do that I really wish I could  1 0
Aww, today I got my first drive-by catcall! I wish I knew what they had said  1 0
@AnastasiaEsper Aren't we though? lol He's at work now and I miss him  blah Wut cha up to? 1 0
@ibeatcancrtwice hello darlin'  how's my girl doin' today?  1 0
@Adreamofhoney Hi Lucy, @Banksyart is now at @Banksyart2 - has been posting there since having probs with his @Banksyart account.  Peace 1 0
@simonbelak one of those people who watches german p0rn for the dialogue?  1 0
@IAmBecomeSpanky You're lucky. I don't think there has ever been a Julie on SPN  At least not that I remember... 1 0
male cardinal just stopped by, says hi   http://pikchur.com/aMU 1 0
@drummerdude2012 i heard about that! that really really really sucks! i hope it gets fixed  1 0
@tonygray me-&gt;library-&gt;App Support-&gt;Firefox is the thing to get rid of yeah? It still does nothing  1 0
@lmacmarket I hear ya. It seems the more I paint, the worse my lines get. I'm convinced they created crown molding just for me.  1 0
@TShirtArt Thanks for the follow!   1 0
great america today  1 0
I've just spent 3 hours trying to think of my top 10s of things and I just realised we don't even have geoggy tomorrow... GOD DAMNIT  1 0
@jadeshecky I'm doing Kenpo Cardio+ today - It's a great alternative to Kenpo X but definitely takes some coordination!  1 0
@cursedbyevil doing a remake of that film but now I'm too late  1 0
training day 6: air pump unload training.  I did okay.   1 0
My dad signed up for twitter! Welcome to technology @Agent36N  1 0
helps reluctant pineapples  Memories. 1 0
@AgesTheGreat quess who misses ya buddy  1 0
@sheenadawson can you come get me..it's so nice out  1 0
forgot just how nice toasted muffins with butter were  1 0
This is a status update to twitter from ICE  Timestamp: Mon Jun 15 11:39:32 CEST 2009 1 0
: twitter was down just now.  can't wait for service later man..  1 0
went to see Romeo &amp; Juliet at the ballet last night...tonight is a 50's diner style party!  Happy Friday all! its going to be a hot one! x 1 0
@Whatleydude Done  1 0
god it so hard to find what ur lookin for  ! 1 0
Ouvindo The Killers. At�ron  1 0
pretty crappy day so far. And i've missed both memorial services because I don't check this thing all the time.   1 0
- iPhone 3gs in hand... updating it with all my crap  1 0
I was given a list of questions to ask all guys  I date from jeff, Think Daria is mad that I asked soem of them  1 0
@gemmak500 no, there's a mum and 4 kittens by our house. Local charities have no room for them  1 0
@joanneliyeng ur reply....very fast!  1 0
Weekends always go by so fast!!  it was a great one though, and Zach did fantastic at the marathon! 1 0
@cynthiaface   Yea... ?  thanx...... 1 0
i just chased the ice cream man down the street. i got a popcicle. now im sharing with my brother  1 0
Kurt Moody packed the #Citrix booth at #teched. It also helps when Microsoft serves alcohol   http://twitpic.com/50s3i 1 0
@f1_fans That's the downside of a 140-character limit  1 0
'We the Robots' is no more  http://bit.ly/myaRO 1 0
Watchin extreme rules  1 0
@Ryansearest Gud am mr.seacrest! Hoping you could greet me on your radio program...   1 0
@cik_bedah im replying to your twit cik bedah!  1 0
@teeeeeef definitely not alone with the Chadster love!  1 0
ugh... woke up with a headache...  1 0
aww goodnight @Built4dTough  1 0
drinking some really yummy chai tea  1 0
wow 6 miles ran.....   1hour 5 mins...... feeling good .... no great...no fantastic   1 0
Station 9 was jumping tonight!  So sad I had to leave!!!   1 0
Two huge game 7's in the NBA today...should be fun.  1 0
@pluggdin Totally agree. Living in HK - Here we've ads on TV all day, ppl with even the slightest cold and even no cold wearing masks  1 0
@lilabakar sigh... i wanna go... send me an air ticket!  1 0
made it into one of the best choirs in new york!! so excited to get to see tiff in a few hours!!!  1 0
@RoWiRo Best to you too!  1 0
@JoannaCristel i miss LJ too! i heard him talking a lot on the phone last night.  1 0
Hello sun! Guarantee it will be gone when the exams are over.  1 0
@shahzadm2 did u got Rizwan's message last night abt Ireland  he searched a lot abt it nut we can't go there.. 1 0
@billyraycyrus I don't know... maybe The Rock?  1 0
that photo got 50 views in 5 minutes..wow. its gone now  1 0
@WastrelWink oh honey  1 0
i really really REALLY wanted to see depeche mode in august!  1 0
@VickiHinman  BTW ...congrats, you just hit 1,000 followers!   1 0
@Madinafire i cant wait....  1 0
had a fun weekend with her amazing boyfriend but next time he's going to sing too  1 0
Hi! I'm playing cards, are you?  1 0
Today is a beautiful day! The sun is shinning and the temperature is just right! I think I'm gonna lay out for a little bit by the pool  1 0
@jonesybunny Chickensoup as dinner? Can you make it like they do at Wagamama?  Mmm, chicken ramen. 1 0
Sitting waiting for the BBQ to do me some nice sausages.  Yum 1 0
@Gilamuffin can u help me  1 0
@Don_J its really sunny here 2day... and i cant even go anywhere  1 0
my son got hurt at school today  he's okay - he said if he can't play soccer on recess tomorrow there's no point of going to school! 1 0
my cat died this morning  1 0
@laurengetscrunk  lmaoo.. wow this is soo weriddd..  1 0
new at this  1 0
@Widgett Oh. Well. I'm a douche then.  Sorry.  1 0
@justingbyrne Oh. Well, there's nothing like getting to eat the burger.  1 0
the chinese food was delish as always... cant believe the restaurant is moving soon...far far away  1 0
@kellypxox It apparently means 'for the win' xD And I fell awkwardly on it and have soft tissue damage  Painful as hell... 1 0
@_CorruptedAngel oh the quote I recognise, just you could have modified it for me  *wipes tear* x 1 0
I lost my beard this morning  1 0
@iowadawg yeah, about 65F now.  Almost survivable  1 0
@illwil2 thanks babe!  1 0
Moth infestation apparently fruit moths, w/ a taste 4 citrus. Large protruding proboscis penetrates skin &amp; fouls the fruit..I love citrus  1 0
@se7yourselffree Hey there lady! You seem down  cheer up! I'd by you a shot to take the edge off if I could but I live in NC! 1 0
Getting ready for work again  did not want to wake up this morning. 1 0
cleaning my room and praying for my friend  1 0
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In [18]:

trees = ExtraTreesClassifier(n_estimators=100, max_features=0.3, n_jobs=-1)
%time trees.fit(train_lsa_X, train_y)
print trees.score(test_lsa_X, test_y)

CPU times: user 2.78 s, sys: 4.06 s, total: 6.84 s
Wall time: 1min 11s
0.708966666667

In [19]:

important_features = trees.feature_importances_.argsort()[:-50:-1]
feature_names = np.array(vectorizer.get_feature_names())
for f in important_features:
    print feature_names[lsa.components_[f].argsort()[:-5:-1]]

[u'thank' u'folow' u'folowfriday' u'aw']
[u'god' u'morn' u'night' u'luck']
[u'wel' u'hope' u'twiter' u'watch']
[u'KISS' u'like' u'folow' u'lol']
[u'love' u'day' u'hapi' u'today']
[u'wil' u'reali' u'ned' u'know']
[u'se' u'folow' u'twiter' u'wait']
[u'wish' u'time' u'folow' u'reali']
[u'ugh' u'leav' u'alreadi' u'headach']
[u'day' u'today' u'hapi' u'al']
[u'se' u'al' u'like' u'just']
[u'come' u'got' u'sad' u'wel']
[u'morn' u'sad' u'im' u'stil']
[u'god' u'day' u'work' u'thank']
[u'hate' u'make' u'rain' u'hope']
[u'just' u'got' u'home' u'woke']
[u'think' u'don' u'morn' u'wish']
[u'sad' u'watch' u'wil' u'make']
[u'work' u'god' u'morn' u'thank']
[u'mise' u'yeah' u'hate' u'tonight']
[u'watch' u'sori' u'movi' u'aw']
[u'l' u'haha' u'great' u'hey']
[u'mise' u'right' u'bad' u'make']
[u'whi' u'hapi' u'got' u'come']
[u'hurt' u'head' u'guy' u'tumi']
[u'make' u'nice' u'veri' u'new']
[u'sick' u'fele' u'beter' u'wekend']
[u'like' u'want' u'fel' u'reali']
[u'time' u'oh' u'lol' u'want']
[u'im' u'sori' u'want' u'wil']
[u'whi' u'slep' u'home' u'watch']
[u'mis' u'KISS' u'time' u'se']
[u'home' u'oh' u'come' u'got']
[u'hapi' u'ned' u'fel' u'birthday']
[u'welcom' u'everyon' u'use' u'com']
[u'bad' u'yeah' u'yes' u'hope']
[u'hope' u'wil' u'morn' u'beter']
[u'today' u'know' u'got' u'home']
[u'great' u'tomorow' u'fel' u'come']
[u'twiter' u'got' u'sori' u'wil']
[u'wel' u'aw' u'hapi' u'come']
[u'yay' u'schol' u'bed' u'twet']
[u'bore' u'rain' u'friend' u'suck']
[u'folow' u'lol' u'al' u'today']
[u'por' u'shit' u'left' u'mani']
[u'post' u'wrong' u'job' u'die']
[u'site' u'end' u'later' u'world']
[u'guy' u'col' u'gona' u'lok']
[u'like' u'fel' u'time' u'oh']

svc = SVC() gammas = [1e-7, 3e-7, 1e-6, 3e-6, 1e-5, 3e-5, 1e-4, 3e-4, 1e-3, 3e-3, 1e-2, ] for gamma in gammas: svc.set_params(gamma = gamma) scores = cross_val_score(svc, train_lsa_X, train_y, cv = 5) print gamma, np.mean(scores), np.std(scores)svc = SVC() svc.fit(train_lsa_X, train_y) print svc.score(test_lsa_X, test_y)

Find significant words by MI¶

In [80]:

from sklearn.metrics import adjusted_mutual_info_score
from IPython.parallel import Client

In [86]:

client = Client()
dv = client[:]
lb_view = client.load_balanced_view()
print len(dv)
%px from sklearn.metrics import adjusted_mutual_info_score
dv['target'] = yy

In [84]:

## use binary counting instead of tfidf
binary_X = XX.astype(np.bool)

In [87]:

miscores = lb_view.map(lambda f: adjusted_mutual_info_score(f.toarray().ravel(), target),
                       binary_X.T, block = True)

In [88]:

miscores = np.asarray(miscores)
print miscores.shape

(7816,)

In [99]:

feature_names = np.array(vectorizer.get_feature_names())
important_words = miscores.argsort()[:-1001:-1]
print important_words
print feature_names[important_words]

---------------------------------------------------------------------------
IndexError                                Traceback (most recent call last)
<ipython-input-99-4a2260ff3814> in <module>()
      2 important_words = miscores.argsort()[:-1001:-1]
      3 print important_words
----> 4 print feature_names[important_words]

IndexError: index 7811 is out of bounds for size 7811

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 3557  991 4019 7316 5766 3998 5779 4594 1445 2281 6672 5464 2922 6682 5466
 3596 2612 2159 2916 1513 5939 4935 2317 5712 6769 7197 1089 1526   98 5325
 3534 4097 3490 7188 1908 4910 3473 4083 5505 6258 4072 5716 7208 5717 5718
 5091 2977 5949 6281  517 6751 4688 3528 3533 3995 7569  498 1300 5386 4462
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  327  334 2407 6061 2416 6165 2346  818 4348 3108 3109 4883 5569 3407 2031
 7129 5992  825 6117 3392 6034 5679 2459  486 3367 4305 7070 6947 2485 1405
 3299 3321 1549 2020 7689 4713 2353 7230 3464 3641 1510 6612 5925 5442 5796
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 6704 7265 6608 7362 6306 2228 3814 5399 4485 5872 6463 1767  203 4469 4518
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 1571 7630  319 7235 7177  109 2557 7232 1095 5706 2112  494 6752 4056 6251
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 5970  619 4292 1901 6220 1994 4715  624 3467 4498 1738 6776 1904 6092 6088
 4829 1215 6982 4704 3840 4473 1569 1574  672 6990 3757 6090 6798 6971  671
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  288 2714 4960 7450  202 4844  204 5040 2728 1096 7473 7470 5697 6098 5024
 2091  831  828 5422 6854  953 1807 7431 7700  403 3424 4510 4896 6842 1017
 1799  615 1553 1011 3736 2856 2129 4953  806 5272 5454 2882 7312 3617 5462
  559 1440 2914 5469  865 2921 2942 6715 1557 5276  990 6025 7330 1891 5701
  250 3451 3455 1081 5816 4987 2099 2727 6583 4549 3028 3707  598 2106  244
 4172 3687 3489 3011 5498 6761 1120 3380 2343 1784   89 2616  427 3294 6953
 1698  718 2620 6341 6351  704 2266 1782 6360 1718 4379 7542 1720 5918 5237
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 1672  411 1265  412 1167 7623 1047 1676 3276 4854]

In [96]:

filtered_X = XX[:, important_words]
print filtered_X.shape

(100000, 1000)

In [97]:

train_X, test_X, train_y, test_y, train_texts, test_texts = train_test_split(filtered_X, yy, texts, test_size = 0.3)
print train_X.shape, test_X.shape
print train_y.shape, test_y.shape

(70000, 1000) (30000, 1000)
(70000,) (30000,)

In [98]:

sgd = SGDClassifier(loss='log', penalty='l2', )
alphas = [1e-7, 3e-7, 1e-6, 3e-6, 1e-5, 3e-5, 1e-4, 3e-4, 1e-3, 3e-3, 1e-2, ]
for alpha in alphas:
    sgd.set_params(alpha = alpha)
    scores = cross_val_score(sgd, train_X, train_y, cv = 5)
    print alpha, np.mean(scores), np.std(scores)

1e-07 0.497671428571 0.000510302031414
3e-07 0.497628571429 0.000649018096663
1e-06 0.497485714286 0.00058623670082
3e-06 0.497614285714 0.000910931346682
1e-05 0.497614285714 0.000425225030461
3e-05 0.497814285714 0.00059005361223
0.0001 0.497985714286 0.000563154381269
0.0003 0.499114285714 0.000132480264221
0.001 0.501042857143 0.00031815796359
0.003 0.501514285714 2.85714285714e-05
0.01 0.497857142857 0.00125030608497

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